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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 17, 2004 0:14:10 GMT -5
i want one day where i can sit and relax and read a book without interruptions. i want my house to stay clean for an entire day. i wanna be able to sleep in until noon and not have trouble gonna bed teh following night. i want an entire weekend alone with my sweetie so we can just sit in peace and quiet and enjoy each other. oh please oh please, i would be so grateful. *poof*
teh kids are at their grandparents for a week.
That was easy. I didn't even hafta futz around with teh codes for that one.edit: freakin' sensors!
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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 17, 2004 1:32:00 GMT -5
But Hydro....teh nuts are teh most important part. well, you could take my request one of two ways... (I was thinking along teh lines of "don't mind if I do", hehehe)
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 17, 2004 2:45:33 GMT -5
*scratches head and mumbles* hold teh....don't mind if...do...*ding ding ding* Oooooohhhhhhhhhh hehehe.....most important part *grins*
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Post by Antsy McPants on Mar 17, 2004 10:06:40 GMT -5
*scratches head and mumbles* hold teh....don't mind if...do...*ding ding ding* Oooooohhhhhhhhhh hehehe.....most important part *grins* I would think that you would want all teh fun without teh "baggage" that teh nuts could possibly provide you with. Said "baggage" includes a late/missed period and 9 months of near back-breaking positive fun. But I guess teh plus side of that would be teh child support you could get from him, you wouldn't hafta work ever again. Hell if it works, then you might as well sign me up for that program.
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Post by porno librarian on Mar 17, 2004 12:02:53 GMT -5
I would think that you would want all teh fun without teh "baggage" that teh nuts could possibly provide you with. Said "baggage" includes a late/missed period and 9 months of near back-breaking positive fun. But I guess teh plus side of that would be teh child support you could get from him, you wouldn't hafta work ever again. Hell if it works, then you might as well sign me up for that program. Yay for Birth control!
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Post by Antsy McPants on Mar 17, 2004 13:09:53 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, I sure trust that birth control. Any girl can say she is on teh pill or teh shot, but how will I really know? Guess I would find out when I get teh papers 9 months later. Yeah, yeah, I'm a pessimist, but really only when it comes to things that could have devastating negative effects. I dated a girl who was on teh shot, but I knew she was on teh shot, because I took her to teh Health Dept. every couple of months to get it, and she beat my ass if i slapped hers where they gave her teh shot.
On topic: I want a little meter that can detect hormonal levels and confirm that birth control is in effect. It should look just like teh one teh girls had in "Jay and SIlent Bob: Strike back", only it should be black.
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Mar 17, 2004 17:19:34 GMT -5
I want lawlessness, just for one full day and an transporter machine. a working one, I know how you magically wish granting "fairies" are *cheap bastards*
~Acid
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 17, 2004 20:13:36 GMT -5
On topic: I want a little meter that can detect hormonal levels and confirm that birth control is in effect. It should look just like teh one teh girls had in "Jay and SIlent Bob: Strike back", only it should be black. A black, light-up, "dial-a-candy" case. Done.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 17, 2004 20:33:07 GMT -5
I want lawlessness, just for one full day OK, next Thursday. Total lawlessness. Get yourself ready.
and an transporter machine. a working one, I know how you magically wish granting "fairies" are
Here ya go. You just push this button and it takes you where you wanna go. watch out for flies though...
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Post by porno librarian on Mar 18, 2004 0:47:52 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, I sure trust that birth control. Any girl can say she is on teh pill or teh shot, but how will I really know? Guess I would find out when I get teh papers 9 months later. Yeah, yeah, I'm a pessimist, but really only when it comes to things that could have devastating negative effects. I dated a girl who was on teh shot, but I knew she was on teh shot, because I took her to teh Health Dept. every couple of months to get it, and she beat my ass if i slapped hers where they gave her teh shot. On topic: I want a little meter that can detect hormonal levels and confirm that birth control is in effect. It should look just like teh one teh girls had in "Jay and SIlent Bob: Strike back", only it should be black. ...Then don't sleep with trashy women who would lie about being on birth control. I mean, if you're gonna be stupid, that's your fault. Or you could, uh, use a condom. It's not all on teh girl yanno.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 18, 2004 0:52:13 GMT -5
Alright gang if we wanna debate various birth control methods, can we take it to another thread?
This thread is about 2 things. My l-word for all of you. And greed. So ask me for stuff dammit!
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Post by nastygirl on Mar 18, 2004 1:21:39 GMT -5
I want my malibu finndoll damnit!!!! I still dont have that fucking doll!!!!!:steaming pile of Nu:!!!and a million dollars please, and....a cool party for my friend Geoff, cause hes bumed right now.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 18, 2004 19:05:22 GMT -5
I want my malibu finndoll damnit!!!! I still dont have that fucking doll!!!!!:steaming pile of Nu:!!! Ow my ears! With teh yelling! And teh Screaming! OW!!
Umm I got you teh Malibu Finn Doll for Bizarro Christmas, I remember telling Adam and Zach to give it to mommy....
...oh.
I'll get you another one right away.
and a million dollars please Here ya go, but remember, money can't buy happiness. You hafta rent it.
and....a cool party for my friend Geoff, cause hes bummed right now. July 20th....
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Post by imperfect on Mar 20, 2004 22:59:13 GMT -5
I want... -to understand calculus -an endless supply of magical reeds that never suck -a new clarinet -$100,000 to pay for 4 years at Luther -a car -to be in florida (i'm very impatient!) -to be able to make it through teh rest of this year without killing anyone
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 20, 2004 23:25:05 GMT -5
I want... -to understand calculus *poof* You can now TEACH calculus.
-an endless supply of magical reeds that never suck 200 cases of reeds coming right up.
Here ya go, a Selmer (Paris) Signature Bb Clarinet Model B16S1G www.selmer.com/woodwind/pariscl/images/products/large/mod_b16s1g.jpg Oh and just cuz I feel extra generous here's a Selmer (Paris) Signature A Clarinet Model A16S1G too.
-$100,000 to pay for 4 years at Luther Your tuition is now covered.
Here ya go, a 2004 Toyota Camry. Black with a pink interior.
-to be in florida (i'm very impatient!) Click your heels together 3 times. Actually that won't do anything I just wanted to make you look silly. *poof* There you go, you're in Florida. And here's a fake ID so you can get into teh club and see him. Just remember, if you get busted... you don't know me.
-to be able to make it through teh rest of this year without killing anyone Here,
take some of these, and these, and a couple of these. After that, everything will seem reeeealllll goooooood.
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