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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 9, 2004 19:04:56 GMT -5
*bizzaro morpheus broods on in* i want my shrubouse. give me my shrubOUSE. I already granted your wishes kerf. And what's a "shrubOUSE"?
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Post by RedTempest on Mar 13, 2004 0:09:35 GMT -5
I wanna win teh Lottery! That's all I want. Nothing big, just enough money that I can spend teh rest of my life without haveing to work.
And some sex. Getting laid would be great, but at this point, I'd settle for a handy from a crack ho.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 13, 2004 0:32:21 GMT -5
I wanna win teh Lottery! That's all I want. Nothing big, just enough money that I can spend teh rest of my life without haveing to work. Here ya go, $25,000,000. Don't spend it all in one place.And some sex. Getting laid would be great, but at this point, I'd settle for a handy from a crack ho. You and me both... er, I mean... Here's a van, a porn star, and 24 hours. Have fun.
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 13, 2004 5:56:28 GMT -5
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 13, 2004 17:42:59 GMT -5
A '57 Corvette? Is that teh color you want. Very well, my dear... here's teh keys. Enjoy.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Mar 13, 2004 17:47:38 GMT -5
I already granted your wishes kerf. And what's a "shrubOUSE"? ok, de, my man. what word does "shrub" replace? now, put that word in caps next to teh OUSE. i have mentioned it before, it's my dream vehicle/home/airborne vehicle/boat.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 13, 2004 17:59:33 GMT -5
ok, de, my man. what word does "shrub" replace? now, put that word in caps next to teh OUSE. i have mentioned it before, it's my dream vehicle/home/airborne vehicle/boat. Have you mentioned it here? Or on one of your other message boards....
Anyhooo... One Electric Blue B.USHouse. With lots of fancy lights, and whatever else those things come with (cuz I have no freakin' idea)
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Post by Antsy McPants on Mar 15, 2004 12:10:57 GMT -5
i originally posted this in teh wrong thread, but here it is. I want teh following: this: escudopikes.freeservers.com/A job that actually pays me what my work is worth. Or enough money to live teh rest of my life without working. A freakin' car, already, for cryin out loud. (One i can drive on teh streets, as sopposed to teh one listed above.) A house of my own, cuz I'm tired of renting. A nice girl, cuz im fuckin' tired of psychos and bitches who don't know how to have a relationship that involves a person other than themselves. I mean I do my own damn laundry, cook my own meals, and everything!!!!! A fenced in yard, so I can get my dogs from my mom's house and see them everyday as opposed to every other weekend or so. It's like being divorced and having "joint custody". Speaking of joint custody, how about a plant (need I specify what variety), that I can always trim what I need from, and it is never blooms, it's always at teh right stage, and all it needs is water and incandesant light.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 15, 2004 22:38:32 GMT -5
So I noticed...Anyhoo, here we go.
Here's teh keys to your roadster.
A job that actually pays me what my work is worth. Or enough money to live teh rest of my life without working. *sigh* When will people realize that money can't buy happiness? You hafta rent it people! Here's 25 million, don't spend it all in one place.
A freakin' car, already, for cryin out loud. (One i can drive on teh streets, as sopposed to teh one listed above.)
Here's teh factory stock version of that same car. (psst there's a nitro booster in it, teh controls are under teh passenger seat)
A house of my own, cuz I'm tired of renting. Here's a nice house by teh lake with a big fenced in yard.
A nice girl, cuz im fuckin' tired of psychos and bitches who don't know how to have a relationship that involves a person other than themselves. I mean I do my own damn laundry, cook my own meals, and everything!!!!! Ummmm.... actually I'm lookin' for teh same thing. If I find her, I'll ask if she has a sister.
A fenced in yard, so I can get my dogs from my mom's house and see them everyday as opposed to every other weekend or so. It's like being divorced and having "joint custody". See above.
Speaking of joint custody, how about a plant (need I specify what variety), that I can always trim what I need from, and it is never blooms, it's always at teh right stage, and all it needs is water and incandesant light. Here ya go. It's self watering even!
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Post by DJRalpheeLou on Mar 16, 2004 0:06:47 GMT -5
I wanna be getting paid to DJ and trainwreck 30 times a set
I want doritos
I wanna have a job close to my girl
I wanna be an alcoholic and a lifetime supply of coke (soda) ;D
I want 17 billion dollars that I can't spend, I wanna withdraw it everyday and move it to another bank to annoy people.
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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 16, 2004 16:09:14 GMT -5
I want a brain that doesn't let me forget shit like bills, and tests, and court dates in Oklahoma.
I also want Matt Damon, with a cherry on top. Hold teh nuts. XD
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 16, 2004 18:31:28 GMT -5
But Hydro....teh nuts are teh most important part.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 16, 2004 23:39:57 GMT -5
I wanna be getting paid to DJ and trainwreck 30 times a set Done. Talk to teh club owner tomorrow night.
Here's a "BIG BAG". Mmmmmmm.... doritos.... *drools*
I wanna have a job close to my girl Oh look there's a new club next to her apartment. And you're teh new house DJ.
I wanna be an alcoholic and a lifetime supply of coke (soda) ;D No problem Senator... and here's teh keys to a Coca Cola warehouse.
I want 17 billion dollars that I can't spend, I wanna withdraw it everyday and move it to another bank to annoy people. Here's teh account number for your first bank. Have fun.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 16, 2004 23:47:10 GMT -5
I want a brain that doesn't let me forget :steaming pile of Nu: like bills, and tests, and court dates in Oklahoma. Here ya go Scarecrow.
I also want Matt Damon, with a cherry on top. Hold teh nuts. XD One castrated Will Hunting coming right up!
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Mar 16, 2004 23:49:36 GMT -5
i want one day where i can sit and relax and read a book without interruptions. i want my house to stay clean for an entire day. i wanna be able to sleep in until noon and not have trouble gonna bed teh following night. i want an entire weekend alone with my sweetie so we can just sit in peace and quiet and enjoy each other. oh please oh please, i would be so grateful.
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