Wanker
Soiled Depends
[insert personal text here]
Posts: 56
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Post by Wanker on Mar 7, 2004 19:45:46 GMT -5
Yay for bizzaro santa! I want- -all teh stupid crap on t.v. to be gone, leaving only teh good. -all of my friends to have their permits taken away, cause they suck. -to know everything there is to know about computers. -to have a better computer. -to be a great writer/storyteller. -money. -school to not be so hard. -homework to be...dead. -all teachers to be cool. -to have more time for all of my addictions. -for sleep to be a luxery, not a necessity. -same with food. -to be able to change teh color of my hair at will. -minions. ;D
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 19:58:27 GMT -5
Yay for bizzaro santa! I want- -all teh stupid crap on t.v. to be gone, leaving only teh good. Well, you're not asking for much, now are ya...? OK, here we go...
A brand new TiVo.
-all of my friends to have their permits taken away, cause they suck. Yoink! Done.
-to know everything there is to know about computers. Here's a book. Everything there is to know about Computers
-to have a better computer. Here's a Brand new state of teh art computer with all teh bells and whistles.
-to be a great writer/storyteller. You are now Mark Twain.
Here's 5 bucks. Don't spend it all in one place.
-school to not be so hard. Congratulations! You now go to school in...
MISSOURI!
*makes a few calls* You're problem will be " dealt with". Ask no questions or you'll find yoursel sleeping right next to teh "late" homework.
-all teachers to be cool. All of your teachers are now Miles Davis.
-to have more time for all of my addictions. BAM! teh 36 hour day.
-for sleep to be a luxery, not a necessity. Here ya go. A pile of Crystal Meth, and a pot of black coffee.
See above.
-to be able to change teh color of my hair at will. You now have Dennis Rodman's hair.
teh Oompa Loompas should be at your door any day now.
I hope some of those references didn't go over your head.
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Wanker
Soiled Depends
[insert personal text here]
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Post by Wanker on Mar 7, 2004 20:06:22 GMT -5
All of your teachers are now Miles Davis.
I hope some of those references didn't go over your head.Heh, only 1.
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 7, 2004 22:31:24 GMT -5
Wow! Thanks bizarro (bizzaro ) santa! But.... what about what you want? Where is your list?
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Post by Stormy on Mar 8, 2004 10:03:23 GMT -5
I am a simple girl with simple wants, so here is my list! *sits down on Bizarro Santa's lap* I want: - Bruce (/w a lifetime supply of strawberry whipped cream)
- hair that is immune to split ends
- a bottomless bottle of Bacardi Razz
- an apartment that is spacious and self-cleaning
- one sexilicious night with Chino
- to be debt free
- an all expense paid month long vacation for two to Europe
Thank you much! *gets her complimentary pixie stix and skips away*
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Mar 8, 2004 16:44:14 GMT -5
I want...
-an endless supply of Hydro (both kinds ) -teh ability to fuck an wooooman that I deem it fit to -a new car -teh ability of flight -endless lickher -omni-vision -teh ability to turn blood into dirt -a human control remote with a bigass red mute button made especially for wooooomenz -endless supply of Twix bars -more money -less problems -a bed made outta pudding -teh magic anime channel to be created
That is all... for now. Get to work, there's a time limit, ya know! Can't allow someone like you to do it at your own pace, being that you only work once a year. *Lazy Bastard!*
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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 8, 2004 16:59:51 GMT -5
I want...
-an endless supply of Hydro (both kinds ) -endless lickher -a bed made outta pudding -teh magic anime channel to be created
oooo... now that, to me, sounds like a sextravagant weekend!! *wink* yah, I invaded your personal space to fix a stupid spelling error on my part... so what! do somethin'!
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BrainMeats
Fresh Depends
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it.
Posts: 103
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Post by BrainMeats on Mar 8, 2004 17:02:54 GMT -5
- To be Kori's (/w a lifetime supply of strawberry whipped cream) ^_^
- To see every band that I like in concert (including ones that are no longer together)
- Something that resembles an artistic talent
- Other schtuff
Thanks Bizzaro Santa (if I get something that is).
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 8, 2004 19:42:26 GMT -5
Wow! Thanks bizarro (bizzaro ) santa! But.... what about what you want? Where is your list? Oh... I don't know... I don't think there's anything in this bizarro bag for me.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 8, 2004 19:54:37 GMT -5
I am a simple girl with simple wants, so here is my list! *sits down on Bizarro Santa's lap* I want: *Bruce (/w a lifetime supply of strawberry whipped cream) *tries not to vomit* There ya go, BM with 30 tons of strawberry whipped cream.
*hair that is immune to split ends One Dolly Parton Wig coming right up.
*a bottomless bottle of Bacardi Razz Here ya go, would you prefer I just hook it to your vein?
*an apartment that is spacious and self-cleaning Here ya go, Chandler and Monica's apartment from Friends. That place is never messy.
*one sexilicious night with Chino Granted. Don't mind teh drool. It's just a side effect of teh chloroform.
One Project Mayhem coming right up.
*an all expense paid month long vacation for two to Europe Here ya go, 2 plane tickets. teh keys to a Mini Cooper, and Hotel Reservations for London, Rome, Paris, Madrid, Prague, Vienna, Geneva, and Frankfurt.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 8, 2004 20:19:21 GMT -5
I want...
-an endless supply of Hydro (both kinds ) *clones hydro-baby* Cuz I don't wanna share.
-teh ability to fuck an wooooman that I deem it fit to *sigh* Granted. You are now a vibrator. Muwahahahahaha!!!
Here ya go, a brand new Ferrari. See, I'm not 100% evil.
Here's your wings. Notice teh lack of feathers...
Just flip this switch, and that wall rotates to reveal an eternal bar.
Put these glasses on. That's not something you want all teh time, so it's better this way.
-teh ability to turn blood into dirt Done and done.
-a human control remote with a bigass red mute button made especially for wooooomenz Here ya go... hmmmm... that could be almost as popular as teh Finn dolls were at Christmas...
-endless supply of Twix bars Psshht. That's easy. Here ya go.
Here's a 20. Don't spend it all on candy.
I think some of teh above will take away some of your problems.
-a bed made outta pudding Here ya go. I'm not even gonna ask...
-teh magic anime channel to be created Ummm there's already some anime channels. But what teh hell, here's one more.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 8, 2004 20:24:55 GMT -5
- To be Kori's (/w a lifetime supply of strawberry whipped cream) ^_^ *fails to hold back teh vomit* BLARRGH! I already covered this one in her post. So let's move on shall we? *wipes mouth*
- To see every band that I like in concert (including ones that are no longer together) Here's a truck full of concert tickets, and a Time Machine. Have fun. Try not to create any paradoxes mmmkay?
- Something that resembles an artistic talent You are now Jasper Johns! (I probably spelled that wrong.)
Ummmm.... here's some Cartoon Network Stationery, and a Master Shake Air Freshener. (it's some of teh free crap I got from AS, don't really need it anymore. )
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Post by FinnAgain on Mar 9, 2004 13:58:43 GMT -5
Oh... I don't know... I don't think there's anything in this bizarro bag for me. Don't make Bizzaro Cupid come down there and unleash a whuppin' on you.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 9, 2004 18:52:43 GMT -5
Don't make Bizzaro Cupid come down there and unleash a whuppin' on you. Bring it Monkey Boy.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Mar 9, 2004 19:01:13 GMT -5
*bizzaro morpheus broods on in*
i want my bushouse.
give me my BUSHOUSE.
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