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Post by DJRalpheeLou on Mar 24, 2004 11:51:24 GMT -5
I want MY DAMN PHONE TURNED BACK ON!!! There is only one way to solve this problem though... Kill my roomate, make it look like an accident, switch teh phone to my name, get outta paying teh bill.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 24, 2004 22:54:13 GMT -5
I want MY DAMN PHONE TURNED BACK ON!!! There is only one way to solve this problem though... Kill my roomate, make it look like an accident, switch teh phone to my name, get outta paying teh bill. Oops! You're Roommate "fell" outta an 8th floor window. Oh and what's this? Why, it's a phone bill. In your name! And for balance due, it says, $0.00.
You're welcome.
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Post by nastygirl on Mar 25, 2004 2:20:18 GMT -5
I would like to have teh type of money that DOES buy hapiness. I would like for a new house to be mine sooner (becuase of car complications, my downpayment money went for a new car) And I wish that I could have a cookie. A giant cookie and a big glass of milk.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 25, 2004 20:41:00 GMT -5
I would like to have teh type of money that DOES buy hapiness. $1,000,000 in Itchy & Scratchy money coming RIGHT UP!!I would like for a new house to be mine sooner (becuase of car complications, my downpayment money went for a new car) Here you go, a nice mansion by teh beach. With a nice big playground for teh boys.And I wish that I could have a cookie. A giant cookie and a big glass of milk. Hereya go:
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Post by DJRalpheeLou on Mar 27, 2004 15:27:54 GMT -5
Well if those are teh kind of cookies you are giving out I will take 7. I wanna kill sorostitutes. I also want my own fishery so I can smell like ass.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 27, 2004 20:36:07 GMT -5
Well if those are teh kind of cookies you are giving out I will take 7. I wanna kill sorostitutes. I also want my own fishery so I can smell like ass. sorostitutes? teh hell?
and a fishery... lemme hook you up with my friend Brakster.
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Post by porno librarian on Mar 27, 2004 23:20:56 GMT -5
sorostitutes? teh hell?
and a fishery... lemme hook you up with my friend Brakster. Sorostitute (n.): Someone who has an orange tan, fake blonde hair, a short pink skirt with greek lettering on teh butt and no personality. Oh, and they sleep with anything that gives them liquor.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 27, 2004 23:51:59 GMT -5
Sorostitute (n.): Someone who has an orange tan, fake blonde hair, a short pink skirt with greek lettering on teh butt and no personality. Oh, and they sleep with anything that gives them liquor. This sounds like it requires further study....
*gets some liquor and a pair of binoculars and heads out*
See you all in a week... or 6
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 29, 2004 9:27:13 GMT -5
Is it May yet? I want it to be May. Bizzaro Santa, can you make it May? [bizarro]
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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 29, 2004 14:29:18 GMT -5
Is it May yet? I want it to be May. Bizzaro Santa, can you make it May? [bizarro] oh god yes please. PLEASE. May... mwahahahahahaaaaa! yum. >=)
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 29, 2004 18:56:23 GMT -5
Is it May yet? I want it to be May. Bizzaro Santa, can you make it May? [bizarro] Still working on teh making it May thing. But I DID move it up from May 14th to April 30th... I'll do what I can to moving time forward. Check back in about a month I think I'll have something accomplished.
BTW I can't wait either
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Mar 30, 2004 8:43:06 GMT -5
I want more money for less work time. I want free flights for... life. I wanna make it through one shopping trip without being searched.
~Acid
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Post by DJRalpheeLou on Mar 30, 2004 13:23:41 GMT -5
I want an egg from strongbadia so I can have my own teh Cheat.. and chocolate covered fishsticks. I want teh state to give me money so that I can graduate in teh Summer and become rich enough to enslave people. I want more people to accept teh awesomeness of WHR.. she's teh child of teh devil dammit!! I want my own open bar full of red bull(shit), vodka, coke, soda, whiskey (makers mark), and 10 naked girls who like to post pointless stuff on teh ASMB who I can laugh at.
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Post by porno librarian on Mar 30, 2004 14:27:23 GMT -5
I want my own open bar full of red bull(:steaming pile of Nu:), vodka, coke, soda, whiskey (makers mark), and 10 naked girls who like to post pointless stuff on teh ASMB who I can laugh at. Laugh...righhhhhhhhht
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DarkRaven35
Fresh Depends
If you can see me, it means you need to run.
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Post by DarkRaven35 on Mar 30, 2004 21:06:09 GMT -5
I want it to be warm here again. I want my boyfriend to get back from Destin already. I want there to be another show in this city soon.
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