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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 7, 2004 14:34:28 GMT -5
there's an "I wuv" thread; there's an "I hate" thread. But what do you WANT? You know, sometimes I just don't understand you. I give and I give, and what do I get in return? I tried to be what you wanted me to be. I tried to play all your little games; I tried to be teh kinky Catholic schoolmistress and teh slutty little dalmation but NO, that just wasn't enough, was it; now you bring home these 12-inch "things" that look like baseball bats and you want me to "make friends with" teh midget you just bought, well I DON'T THINK SO!!! I am NOT gonna stand for this SHAME and DEGRADATIO--
uh.
errr um. I mean. Bizarro Santa!! You're needed!!!
I WANT: --a tree frog --Bob Saget's head --your mom --one of those creepy/cute Felix-teh-Cat clocks --Raid for birds --36C's --to fuck you like an animal --teh Muppets back on --a definitive answer to teh question "if great apes are so closely related to us, why don't they have swangin' breasts??" --Dragonball Z hair, for like a day --a shubbery!! (one that looks nice. but not too expensive.)
...and teh answer to your question IS-- Yeah. But it's good crack.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Mar 7, 2004 14:39:49 GMT -5
i want you to fuck me like an animal too.
well, that sounded sleazy.
ok, i wanna be able to play a guitar like jimmy page.
i want a B.A.B. (big ass boat) and a good spot on teh coast to have it.
i don't know what else, right now.
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DarkRaven35
Fresh Depends
If you can see me, it means you need to run.
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Post by DarkRaven35 on Mar 7, 2004 14:44:07 GMT -5
I want......... -To know what teh hell a pompidus is. -Not to be sick - A full arsenal hidden in my room (Because they are just so versitile ya know!) -To get teh hell outta high school. (quickly) -To have a longer attention span......
What teh hell am i talking about again?
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 7, 2004 15:19:05 GMT -5
I want... ...teh sun to come out. ...my turtle ...next week to hurry up. ...my dance show to open without a hitch. ...a beer. ...another beer. ...a PS2. ...a monkee. I always want-ed a mon-keee. ...to go to vet school. ...to ride a rollie coaster. I haven't done that in FOREVER. ...to hike teh Appalachian trail. ...ultimate knowledge. ...to know what I want.
....teh ability to spell in a single bound.
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ByteOfNarsil
Fresh Depends
"teh woods are lovely, dark and deep, But I have promises to keep, And miles to go before I sleep.."
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Post by ByteOfNarsil on Mar 7, 2004 16:36:37 GMT -5
...A pocket watch to call a "Chronometer" ...Something to eat ...To actually remember things I deem important ...To have better judgement ...This song to end
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Post by FinnAgain on Mar 7, 2004 16:47:51 GMT -5
I want......... -To know what teh hell a pompidus is. -Not to be sick - A full arsenal hidden in my room (Because they are just so versitile ya know!) -To get teh hell outta high school. (quickly) -To have a longer attention span......
What teh hell am i talking about again? (Check teh straight dope site (run a google search) they explain what pompitus is.
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Odin
Soiled Depends
I am a sexy beast! At least that's what my shirt says...
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Post by Odin on Mar 7, 2004 16:57:07 GMT -5
I wanna be unsick, that's all.
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Post by FinnAgain on Mar 7, 2004 17:00:19 GMT -5
I want
-sex -more sex -some more sex -lots more sex -teh ability to teleport and have lots more sex.
(see, a happy me is an easy thing to manage)
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 18:51:54 GMT -5
uh. errr um. I mean. Bizarro Santa!! You're needed!!! I WANT: *flies in riding on teh Bizarro Sleigh*
I WAS enjoying a nice vacation in teh tropics after all teh gifts I handed out for Bizarro Christmas, but what teh hey. My friends need me.
OK here we go...
Here's 2, one's poisonous, one's not. Try to guess which one is which.
Here it is, on a silver platter even.
ehhhhh.... no you don't
--one of those creepy/cute Felix-teh-Cat clocks Here ya go! That's easy, you can get those anywhere.
One shot gun coming right up.
Done and DONE! ;D
--to fuck you like an animal You're place or mine?
Done, but it's on teh Disney Channel. Sorry.
--a definitive answer to teh question "if great apes are so closely related to us, why don't they have swangin' breasts??" I thought gorillas did... but ask Cecil. That his job.
--Dragonball Z hair, for like a day You'll have that after teh animal request anyway.
--a shubbery!! (one that looks nice. but not too expensive.) Roger's on his way.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 18:57:34 GMT -5
i want you to fuck me like an animal too. ummm....
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...no
ok, i wanna be able to play a guitar like jimmy page. There ya go! *Kerf begins to play Black Dog*
i want a B.A.B. (big ass boat) and a good spot on teh coast to have it.
Here's nice 200 foot yacht. Is that big enough? And here's your palatial estate with your private doc in sunny California.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 19:06:20 GMT -5
I want......... -To know what teh hell a pompidus is. Like Finn said, ask Cecil.
Here's 3 gallons of Orange Juice and a gallon of NyQuil. Take these and call me sometime around July.
- A full arsenal hidden in my room (Because they are just so versitile ya know!) Done, just pull that candlestick and teh wall rotates.
-To get teh hell outta high school. (quickly) Here's your diploma and mortar board. Now go get a job!
-To have a longer attention span...... Here ya go.... Hey look! A chicken!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 19:20:41 GMT -5
I want... ...teh sun to come out. *teh clouds blow away* Done
Awww...
I'm sorry hon. Here, have a leatherback turtle. They're endangered ya know.
...next week to hurry up. Welcome to next Saturday.
...my dance show to open without a hitch. Not only does it go off w/o a hitch, but it's a smash success, and you are given most of teh credit. ;D
Here ya go.
Here's a Six Pack, Bizarro Santa's got to help teh other boys and girls too. Save one for me.
Here ya go, compelete with 4 controllers, a multi-tap, 2 memory cards, and your 5 favorite games.
...a monkee. I always want-ed a mon-keee. Here ya go, one Rhesus monkey. Them's good eatin' Just ask DarkRaven.
Here's your acceptance letter to teh vet school of your choice in Chicago.
...to ride a rollie coaster. I haven't done that in FOREVER. Here's 2 passes to Six Flags Great America, just north of Chicago. Notice there's 2 passes, cuz it's always nice to have a ride buddy...
...to hike teh Appalachian trail. Here's your plane ticket, some hiking boots, and a backpack full of all teh supplies you need.
Done.
I'd say you're doing fine with that list right there....
....teh ability to spell in a single bound. Here ya go, dictionary.com is now your home page.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 19:25:38 GMT -5
...A pocket watch to call a "Chronometer" Here ya go, a shiny new watch. All ya gotta do is wind it. Oh, and I had Rue's image engraved on teh cover.
Here's a bologna sammich.
...To actually remember things I deem important Here's a pen and pad. Keep them with you at all times.
...To have better judgement Here's a gavel.
*smashes teh radio with a bat* Happy?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 19:26:43 GMT -5
I wanna be unsick, that's all. Here, drink this. And take some of these. When if you wake up, you'll feel much better.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 7, 2004 19:28:18 GMT -5
I want -sex -more sex -some more sex -lots more sex -teh ability to teleport and have lots more sex. (see, a happy me is an easy thing to manage) My helper elf, Amp, should have taken care of most of that this weekend. And here's a transporter belt. Just twist this knob and it takes you where you wanna go. Take THAT Stephen Hawking!
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