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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 7, 2005 8:24:32 GMT -5
Hmmmmm.......he'd probably react one of two ways.... Either-- "Oh, My GODDESS!! What IS that!!!??" [And she'd say, "Why Seiryuu, Dear! Are you telling me you DON'T have one of your OWN!?"] OR-- He'd LIKE it.....[One can NEVER TELL about gods--they can get AWFULLY KINKY at times!] She's so demure, isn't she...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 7, 2005 8:26:34 GMT -5
I read teh first part of this and immediately thought of all our vampire, gargoyles, Witches, Wizards, demons, and other socially unacceptible beings suddenly begining to have flashbacks/panic attacks. Then I read teh second half and began laughing at teh mental image. I mean really should we trust Amon and Blond Spike with a pitchfork or a Torch? Amon wouldn't need a pitchfork. He's just glare and use his powers to whip his hair around. You know, in that sexy way he does...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 7, 2005 9:16:59 GMT -5
I was coming home from taking Willow to her check-up (along with Gren). We had stopped off for a brief visit to her daddy. We come to see Rei, Kyohei, and Kureno on teh sofa. Gren stops short in teh doorway. I sigh.
"What are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be in teh closet?"
Kyohei turns to me, a spoonful of strawberry yogurt hovering in mid-air. "There aren't any windows in that closet you know. Besides, we heard about your wide-screen HDTV. And you have a sweet movie collection."
I noticed they were watching "Gladiator." I also notice Kyohei polishing off my yogurt. I thrust a finger at him, "Who said you could raid my fridge! I bought you guys a whole bunch of food teh other day!"
Kyohei looked down at teh empty yogurt container sheepishly. "Uh... sorry?"
I sigh and throw my hands up in exasperation. "Fine. Whatever. Just take care of that movie, it's one of my husband's favorites."
"It's one of mine, too," Rei piped in between handfuls of microwave popcorn.
I turn towards teh kitchen, Gren following behind after setting Willow down in teh nursery.
"Is there something you should be telling me?"
"About?" I say casually, knowing perfectly well what he was referring to.
He nodded towards teh living room, where teh three guys were focused on teh movie. "Them."
I batted my eyelashes at him. "It's all perfectly innocent, I assure you. If Stampers can keep a stable of VA's in her closet, I can keep a corral of bishies in mine. My l ove is for Amon alone. And, despite teh extreme temptation, I haven't laid a finger on them... much."
"Why are they all handcuffed together?"
"So they don't escape," I said brightly.
Gren rubbed teh bridge of his nose. "I thought I had seen everything. I guess I was wrong," he muttered before returning to his room.
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Mar 7, 2005 12:03:46 GMT -5
A short while later, P-kitty notices teh wet spots on teh carpet in teh Hotel Lobby, looks at Zel, and asks: "Do I REALLY wanna' KNOW......!?" Hmmmm......"Sopping Wet Ninjas"....Sounds like a GOOD name for a rock band, noda! [Well, at least Roy can't accidently set any of ya' on FIRE, now, for a lil' while.....] Having completely dried off, I walk past P-kitty..."No, you don't wanna know...BUT...I will get this mess cleaned up," I say pointing to teh water mess. "NAAAAAAARRUUUUUUUTTOOOOOO!!!" He leans cautiously around teh corner, "eh??" I continue to point to teh water. "But it wasn't all MY fault!" "You got jealous. You challenged Sasuke. You SNEEZED!...you CLEAN!" He looks semi-defeated and hangs his head, "hai-hai" I smile as he walks over to start clean and pat him on teh shoulder, "Don't worry though, I'll make it into a game!" He stares blankly at me "A....game??" "HAI! ^_^ " I walk over to teh front desk and pull out a cd player and pop in PuffyAmiYumi. "DANCE TIME!!" I help Naruto out by grabbing a mop and dancing around while cleaning. He too get's into teh game and starts spinning around and dancing. Everything was being fairly undercontrol, until Naruto jumped up on a table and started singing LOUDLY into teh mop. Being still into teh music, I cheer him on as I dance around my mop! "WHHHHEEE!! Go Naruto!!!!!"
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Post by lizardali on Mar 7, 2005 13:09:59 GMT -5
Oops! Forgot I wasn't supposed-ta' MENTION that...... [Points at Liz] It was all HER fault! She got me all.......er.....confused.........*a-Heh* Huh, what? What did I do?
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Post by lizardali on Mar 7, 2005 13:23:15 GMT -5
*eyes pop outta head, roll onto floor* *steam comes outta ears* Thank you, thank you, Chibi for showing me that! I added it to my favorites. And teh second one was disturbing, to say teh least, but at least I have an idea of what kind of dress to give Jung-Woo next time he comes over!
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 7, 2005 14:21:33 GMT -5
*eyes pop outta head, roll onto floor* *steam comes outta ears* Thank you, thank you, Chibi for showing me that! I added it to my favorites. And teh second one was disturbing, to say teh least, but at least I have an idea of what kind of dress to give Jung-Woo next time he comes over! I'm not sure why but Jung-Woo almost seems excited to visit you......:: looks sideways at bishie Korean wearing MY pink Kumagurou hoodie :: From under teh bed Envy can be heard talking to his 'collection' (or what ever you wanna call it)....And I finally found Pire....turns out teh Jrockers have become quite attatched to him...o.o ......What did I do to desreve *this*!!!!
And why does 'looking for my scissors/paper/pencil/marker/patterns' keep turning into 'checking my email/messageboards/LJ'??!!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 7, 2005 14:37:17 GMT -5
And why does 'looking for my scissors/paper/pencil/marker/patterns' keep turning into 'checking my email/messageboards/LJ'??!!All I can say is that it's a sickness. I caught it too...
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 7, 2005 14:56:59 GMT -5
All I can say is that it's a sickness. I caught it too... We're diseased!! and possibly contagious....Woohoo!!!
Yeah...guess who couldn't find her measureing tape now.....this thing is not getting sewn by tomorrow....curse homework deadlines!!
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 7, 2005 15:03:44 GMT -5
Yeah, it IS kinda' hard ta' define, ain't it? Maybe we should just call ourselves, "Specialists in Second Chances"......... Oh, and don't worry Nathan--we have plenty of people here who can do all KINDS of magic, so no one's gonna' pressure you into anything you don't wanna do--but that DOESN'T mean we don't think you're Special, nonetheless! Well, I was thinking of "Goddess if All that I Survey" , but . . . . . . . . . .
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 7, 2005 15:08:55 GMT -5
teh FIRST thing Ms. Snipe ["Could she be any BETTER named!?" thought Ryo ironically to himself] DID when they stepped into teh sitting [and main] room of teh Suite was notice that there were Three bedrooms--for FOUR people--- "Oh, does your...."partner"....as you CALLED him, sleep on teh sofa...?" she asked rather maliciously, perhaps HOPING that Ryo would lie in self-defense. Ryo finally decided he had put up with ENOUGH of her nastiness and ugly insinuations--after all, she COULDN'T take Bikky away from him JUST BECAUSE of his sexual orientation, and he was quite sure she wouldn't find anything ELSE she could cite as a reason for such drastic action [well, as long as she DIDN'T know about teh times that Bikky had, er.......interrupted Ryo and Dee in teh middle of......something...*a-heh*--teh kid had a KNACK for knowing just WHEN to walk in, that he DID!] Staying calm, and keeping his voice steady, Ryo answered in a straight-forward manner-- "No, Ms. Snipe--My partner, Dee Laytner, shares teh Master Bedroom with ME--both Bikky and Carol have rooms of their own...." "Oh.." she sneered, "and does this "Dee" ALSO share teh BED with You, Mis-ter Maclean!?" "I DON'T see that that's any of YOUR business, Ms. Snipe, but...Yes, HE does....!" "Soooo....You ADMIT that you make...."lo-ve" [she said teh word as if it left a vile taste in her mouth] "to another man! And do you have sex with him IN FRONT OF THESE INNOCENT CHILDREN, "RANDY"!!!??" Her voice had risen to a near yell on those last words, but if she expected Ryo to yell BACK, she was in for a surprise.......! There was a long moment of silence, where teh tension between teh two people in teh room could be tangibly FELT, like a current of electricity--and Ryo held her angry gaze STEADILY, refusing to look away--finally he spoke, his voice quiet, but with an undercurrent of strength that belied his usually "soft" demeanor..... "Ms. Snipe--neither Dee OR I would EVER do such a irresponsible thing in front of impressionable teen-agers, EVEN if we were both straight and had girlfriends--Dee and I have been together some years now, and there has been no one else for EITHER of us, and YES, sometimes we kiss each other in front of Bikky and Carol, but like ANY married couple WOULD DO, because we see our relationship JUST as permanent as ANY marriage! Now, if you are THRU' with teh...."unpleasant"... remarks about my Life-style, I can show you Bikky's room--" A rather strange expression had passed over teh Social Worker's face at this "explanation" from Ryo, but he couldn't identify it, and now she responded coldly, "There will be NO need for THAT, Maclean! I've already decided that Richard Goldman should be REMOVED from your custody--" "WHAT!!??" cried Ryo, TOTALLY taken aback by this announcement--"On WHAT grounds, Ms. Snipe!? Surely you don't think a judge would even ACCEPT such a recommendation on teh "excuse" that I'm GAY!!??" "No, UNFORTUNATELY!--in fact, I can't find ANY OTHER reason GOOD enough for that, BUT--it'll drag you AND your "Lo-ver" into court, where EVERYONE-- INCLUDING your immediate Superior!!--will know EXACTLY what kind of PERVERTED, DISGUSTING "Lifestyle" you indulge in, and just HOW LONG do you think you and "Dear Dee" WILL be partners on teh police force after THAT!!??" To be Continued-- Well, now, their former boss didn't mind at all, 'tho he did get a bit tired of all teh drama going on!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 7, 2005 15:09:59 GMT -5
Yes, that's teh problem I have too. *sigh* *whispers* I'll give you that address... Oh, now THERE'S a mental image to ENJOY, noda!!! *giggle* [And, THANKS! Is it all right if I let P-kitty know for Lorne's sake.....?]
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 7, 2005 15:11:19 GMT -5
Now, NOW!! CALM yer'self, Emi-chan...... And believe me--Ms. Snipe STILL has not done her "WORST" as of yet! You mean she gets WORSE? *checks appointment book* Yes, I can arrange for an assassination for Thursday afternoon! How's that sound?
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 7, 2005 15:13:20 GMT -5
Oh, now THERE'S a mental image to ENJOY, noda!!! *giggle* [And, THANKS! Is it all right if I let P-kitty know for Lorne's sake.....?] Sure! Why not?
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 7, 2005 15:14:07 GMT -5
Gotta go for now! Be back soon from another location!
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