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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 22:52:48 GMT -5
I read teh first part of this and immediately thought of all our vampire, gargoyles, Witches, Wizards, demons, and other socially unacceptible beings suddenly begining to have flashbacks/panic attacks. Then I read teh second half and began laughing at teh mental image. I mean really should we trust Amon and Blond Spike with a pitchfork or a Torch? Well, I think we could trust Amon, but Blond Spike...? Nawwww.....I don't even trust HIM with a butter-knife, noda! Spike [AND Butter Knife Knives DANIEL]: "Heyyyyyy......!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 22:56:32 GMT -5
On your observation of Cara... You'd THINK she's a lesbian... but that theory is disproved in Chainfire. and she doesn't l-ove Richard that way... but she does care for him greatly more than any mord-sith before has cared for her Lord Rahl... again you'd hafta read Chainfire to see how deep that goes and to have any proof that Cara doesn't L-ove Richard in that sense. Nuriko: *in his defense* I'm not a cross dresser! I'm gender Fullfilled! Me: and Genderly confused! Nuriko: At least I can spell... Me: In Mandarin. Nuriko: I'm not gonna win this am I? Chichiri: Nope. Cara: Huh? *entire conversation has confused her* Oh--thanks for clarifying that
And Nuriko, Sweetie--You ARE confused, but THAT'S all right.....!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 6, 2005 23:05:08 GMT -5
Well, I think we could trust Amon, but Blond Spike...? Nawwww.....I don't even trust HIM with a butter-knife, noda! Spike [AND Butter Knife Knives DANIEL]: "Heyyyyyy......!" lol... Sorry... I ment Alucard not Amon.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 23:31:04 GMT -5
***MILD SPOILERS WARNING****
Well, now--it seems I have a new one, for awhile at least, while Cyn and Midvalley go off on a cruise......
Let's see--I have teh 'boshi Twins in Hotohori's old room , and Sergei moved up into Tasuki's old room , and although I offered teh sofa to Spike teh Vampire, he said he preferred Angela's closet ["I KNOW I don't hafta worry about sunlight anymore, Stampers-Pet, but it STILL tends to panic me a wee bit if I wake with teh sun shining in my eyes!"]--there's room in teh basement for two, but with James's Poke'mon ALSO down there, I think Homaru MIGHT be a bit more "comfortable" elsewhere [Although his "pets" are better trained than they used-ta' be, thanks to Angela, Victrebell STILL likes to occasionally wake James by jumping on his head and SCREAMING], soooooo.......
"I hope you don't mind sleeping on teh sofa, Homaru, and I SHOULD warn you that you will probably find yourself "accompanied" by several cats and ruperts [and I WILL warn them to stay outta your pants, I PROMISE!], but at least here I'm readily available should you need something, Okay?"
Homaru just stood looking at teh sofa for a moment, and I THOUGHT he was unhappy about teh arrangements, but then he turned and looked at me, and I saw that his eyes were shining......with tears!
"Thank you, Stampers--teh sofa will be very comfortable, I assure you--MUCH better....."accomodations"...than what I had in Heaven...and MUCH more caring people to share them with, too......!"
"That's right....." I answered, giving him a hug, "You DID spend most of your youth locked in a prison, just for teh "crime" of existing........Well, there'll be NONE of THAT sort of treatment around HERE, unless you ASK for it, and I'm GLAD you don't hafta' wear those chains anymore, because they would have been teh FIRST thing to go!"
Later, before I went to bed, I checked on Homaru, to see if he was all settled in--I needn't have worried.....! He was sound asleep, a slight smile on his lips, with several purring cats and ruperts snuggled happily around him, all very cozy-like......I bent down and gave teh former War Prince a gentle kiss on teh forehead--
"Good night, Sweet Prince....sleep well and dream of THIS "New World" and all it may have waiting for you...."
"Rinrei...." he muttered in his sleep--
And I certainly hope that SHE is one of them!
To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 23:36:10 GMT -5
lol... Sorry... I ment Alucard not Amon. NOPE! Won't trust HIM with a butter-knife, NEITHER! Alucard [grinning, of COURSE]: "Oh, Yes! There are SO many INTERESTING ways you can KILL someone with one of THOSE, Luscious!!"[SEE what I MEAN!]
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 6, 2005 23:54:05 GMT -5
Daniel, going a pasty-grey color, managed a tiny *eep* sound, and disappeared behind teh sofa! *ZING!* Thank goodness Nuriko was strong enough to drag him out-a' there, noda.....*SIGH!* To be Continued-- While Nuriko held on to teh back of Daniel's shirt and Stampers tried to calm her husband down, Cara decided to grace us with her presence. Which didn't help make things any better. She saw teh evident fear that Daniel had of everything and decided to "play" with him a bit. So she walked in and stood next to me and settled her calculating glare on Stampers and Daniel while she spun her Agiel in her hand. "I don't trust him. There's something in his eyes that I don't like," She said as she moved closer to him and stared at him. Daniel looked about ready to pass out when I noticed teh Mord-sith spin her Agiel to a stop and move to use it on Daniel. So I did teh first thing that came to mind... I grabed teh tip of it with one hand and slid my own Agiel outta its hiding place up my sleeve pressing it to teh back of her arm. "Cara, I can understand why you'd wanna 'tame' this poor man... but trust me, you 'train' him any more and I doubt Stampers will have a husband any more. He's about as gentle as they come... now," I said firmly. Then I looked at Daniel. "And if You try to use this weapon on him again I am now giving Knives permission to use his Angel Arm on you and you can join Denna and Raina in teh Underworld." Cara looked at Daniel then me and back before grinning and relaxing her stance. "I still don't trust him," she protested. I looked to Chichiri and sighed. Chichiri had gone pale for a second but quickly recovered. "Nuriko... please take your new 'friend' and explain some things to her... mainly why she isn't supposed to use her agiel on him," Chichiri said. Before anyone could say anything Nuriko picked up teh Mord-sith and left us. "Well, now that THAT little problem is taken care of, lets eat," I suggested ignoring teh pain in my hand and flexing it a few times to get teh numbness outta it. Daniel looked at Stampers as if saying, "told you this was a bad idea." But Stampers only smiled and "nudged" her husband towards teh dining room. To be continued... *tag... stampers is it!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 7, 2005 0:00:14 GMT -5
NOPE! Won't trust HIM with a butter-knife, NEITHER! Alucard [grinning, of COURSE]: "Oh, Yes! There are SO many INTERESTING ways you can KILL someone with one of THOSE, Luscious!!"[SEE what I MEAN!] I hafta agree with him there... And there are other fun ways to torment people with a butter Knive that won't kill them, but still hurt like heck... like say... using it to pop their eyeballs out! *clang-thud* Chichiri: You be nice... and no more discussing ways to torment people with Cara... or Alucard... or anyone...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 7, 2005 0:35:20 GMT -5
As Ryo followed teh snippy Ms. Snipe up teh stairs [was it his Imagination, or was she DELIBERATELY "wiggling" her behind at him...!? "Get a HOLD of yourself, Ryo!" he thought, "She's making you PARANOID, now!"], he found himself GLAD that he had been able to convince Dee to be "elsewhere" during this visit--one nasty remark from teh Social Worker and for SURE Dee would have blown his top and said something they'd ALL end up regretting!! ["If she can get to ME as much as she HAS, already, I DREAD what would happen if Dee heard her.....insinuations....."] Ryo thought with a *sigh*--why couldn't people just be more accepting, anyway? Was it SUCH a crime if two men lo-ved each other teh way he and Dee did? Was there REALLY something "evil" about teh fact that they wanted a family bad enough to take in "unwanted" children whose parents were unwilling or unable to care for them properly? And just WHERE would Bikky and Carol BE right now, if it HADN'T been for Ryo and Dee being willing to take them--AND their problems--into their homes.....and Hearts..... It had been bad enough to hafta move from teh city and home where they had all been happy together, but now, even HERE, where teh people around them were accepting of their life-style, Ryo found himself under unfriendly scrutiny--he was GLAD that THIS visit only required that he show Ms. Snipe teh living arrangements of "Richard Goldman".....["Funny,"] Ryo thought to himself with a small smile, ["I had FORGOTTEN that was Bikky's REAL name, he never uses it--I'll hafta ask him WHY, now....!"] "Does SOMETHING about Me "amuse" YOU, Mr. Maclean!?" sniped Ms. Snipe, standing at teh top of teh stairs, and glaring down at him..... Ryo came back to teh situation at hand with a slight start--he hadn't realized his thoughts had wandered so far, and she had caught him off-guard AGAIN, Drat it! "No, not YOU, Ms. Snipe, I assure you! I was just.....reminiscing about Bikky, is all......And please call me Ryo...." She perused her notebook for a moment as Ryo finished coming teh rest of teh way up teh stairs to where she was standing--"My information says your first name is Randy, NOT Ryo--is that some sort of......."pet" name, Mr. Maclean?" teh way she said that, it made his Japanese name sound "dirty" somehow, and Ryo--usually calm and patient with difficult people--began to feel his mood start to fray around teh edges a bit--instead of telling her what he USUALLY told people when they asked--that Dee had been teh one who had insisted on using teh name his mother had given him, and also had encouraged Ryo to be PROUD of his mixed heritage--he just said, rather stiffly-- "No, actually it's my Japanese name, Ms. Snipe--my mother was from Japan, and it's teh name all my FRIENDS use....!" He saw from her expression that he had "scored" with THAT remark, and felt a brief moment of satisfaction, which was then immediately followed by regret--["Ryo, you are NOT in some sort of competition, REMEMBER!"]he scolded himself with a touch of chagrin, ["This is ALL for Bikky's sake, and your Ego is NOT near as important!"] Somehow managing to conjure up a reasonably believable smile, Ryo motioned down teh Hallway in teh direction of his and Dee's Suite--"It's just this way, Ms. Snipe...." She brushed past him close enough to be rude, and Ryo found himself *sighing* again..... "Think "Happy Thoughts", Ryo!" he muttered to himself in near exasperation as he once again followed her....... To be Continued--- teh FIRST thing Ms. Snipe ["Could she be any BETTER named!?" thought Ryo ironically to himself] DID when they stepped into teh sitting [and main] room of teh Suite was notice that there were Three bedrooms--for FOUR people--- "Oh, does your...."partner"....as you CALLED him, sleep on teh sofa...?" she asked rather maliciously, perhaps HOPING that Ryo would lie in self-defense. Ryo finally decided he had put up with ENOUGH of her nastiness and ugly insinuations--after all, she COULDN'T take Bikky away from him JUST BECAUSE of his sexual orientation, and he was quite sure she wouldn't find anything ELSE she could cite as a reason for such drastic action [well, as long as she DIDN'T know about teh times that Bikky had, er.......interrupted Ryo and Dee in teh middle of......something...*a-heh*--teh kid had a KNACK for knowing just WHEN to walk in, that he DID!] Staying calm, and keeping his voice steady, Ryo answered in a straight-forward manner-- "No, Ms. Snipe--My partner, Dee Laytner, shares teh Master Bedroom with ME--both Bikky and Carol have rooms of their own...." "Oh.." she sneered, "and does this "Dee" ALSO share teh BED with You, Mis-ter Maclean!?" "I DON'T see that that's any of YOUR business, Ms. Snipe, but...Yes, HE does....!" "Soooo....You ADMIT that you make...."lo-ve" [she said teh word as if it left a vile taste in her mouth] "to another man! And do you have sex with him IN FRONT OF THESE INNOCENT CHILDREN, "RANDY"!!!??" Her voice had risen to a near yell on those last words, but if she expected Ryo to yell BACK, she was in for a surprise.......! There was a long moment of silence, where teh tension between teh two people in teh room could be tangibly FELT, like a current of electricity--and Ryo held her angry gaze STEADILY, refusing to look away--finally he spoke, his voice quiet, but with an undercurrent of strength that belied his usually "soft" demeanor..... "Ms. Snipe--neither Dee OR I would EVER do such a irresponsible thing in front of impressionable teen-agers, EVEN if we were both straight and had girlfriends--Dee and I have been together some years now, and there has been no one else for EITHER of us, and YES, sometimes we kiss each other in front of Bikky and Carol, but like ANY married couple WOULD DO, because we see our relationship JUST as permanent as ANY marriage! Now, if you are THRU' with teh...."unpleasant"... remarks about my Life-style, I can show you Bikky's room--" A rather strange expression had passed over teh Social Worker's face at this "explanation" from Ryo, but he couldn't identify it, and now she responded coldly, "There will be NO need for THAT, Maclean! I've already decided that Richard Goldman should be REMOVED from your custody--" "WHAT!!??" cried Ryo, TOTALLY taken aback by this announcement--"On WHAT grounds, Ms. Snipe!? Surely you don't think a judge would even ACCEPT such a recommendation on teh "excuse" that I'm GAY!!??" "No, UNFORTUNATELY!--in fact, I can't find ANY OTHER reason GOOD enough for that, BUT--it'll drag you AND your "Lo-ver" into court, where EVERYONE-- INCLUDING your immediate Superior!!--will know EXACTLY what kind of PERVERTED, DISGUSTING "Lifestyle" you indulge in, and just HOW LONG do you think you and "Dear Dee" WILL be partners on teh police force after THAT!!??" To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 7, 2005 0:40:38 GMT -5
I hafta agree with him there... And there are other fun ways to torment people with a butter Knive that won't kill them, but still hurt like heck... like say... using it to pop their eyeballs out! *clang-thud* Chichiri: You be nice... and no more discussing ways to torment people with Cara... or Alucard... or anyone... Oh, THERE'S a "lo-vely" image, noda! *Bleah!* [And NOW ya' expect me ta' EAT!!??] Thank you, Chichiri--she was starting to "enjoy" that TOO MUCH!!!
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 7, 2005 0:41:11 GMT -5
teh FIRST thing Ms. Snipe ["Could she be any BETTER named!?" thought Ryo ironically to himself] DID when they stepped into teh sitting [and main] room of teh Suite was notice that there were Three bedrooms--for FOUR people--- "Oh, does your...."partner"....as you CALLED him, sleep on teh sofa...?" she asked rather maliciously, perhaps HOPING that Ryo would lie in self-defense. Ryo finally decided he had put up with ENOUGH of her nastiness and ugly insinuations--after all, she COULDN'T take Bikky away from him JUST BECAUSE of his sexual orientation, and he was quite sure she wouldn't find anything ELSE she could cite as a reason for such drastic action [well, as long as she DIDN'T know about teh times that Bikky had, er.......interrupted Ryo and Dee in teh middle of......something...*a-heh*--teh kid had a KNACK for knowing just WHEN to walk in, that he DID!] Staying calm, and keeping his voice steady, Ryo answered in a straight-forward manner-- "No, Ms. Snipe--My partner, Dee Laytner, shares teh Master Bedroom with ME--both Bikky and Carol have rooms of their own...." "Oh.." she sneered, "and does this "Dee" ALSO share teh BED with You, Mis-ter Maclean!?" "I DON'T see that that's any of YOUR business, Ms. Snipe, but...Yes, HE does....!" "Soooo....You ADMIT that you make...."lo-ve" [she said teh word as if it left a vile taste in her mouth] "to another man! And do you have sex with him IN FRONT OF THESE INNOCENT CHILDREN, "RANDY"!!!??" Her voice had risen to a near yell on those last words, but if she expected Ryo to yell BACK, she was in for a surprise.......! There was a long moment of silence, where teh tension between teh two people in teh room could be tangibly FELT, like a current of electricity--and Ryo held her angry gaze STEADILY, refusing to look away--finally he spoke, his voice quiet, but with an undercurrent of strength that belied his usually "soft" demeanor..... "Ms. Snipe--neither Dee OR I would EVER do such a irresponsible thing in front of impressionable teen-agers, EVEN if we were straight and had girlfriends--Dee and I have been together some years now, and there has been no one else for EITHER of us, and YES, sometimes we kiss each other in front of Bikky and Carol, but like ANY married couple would DO, because we see our relationship JUST as permanent as ANY marriage! Now, if you are THRU' with teh...."unpleasant" remarks about my Life-style, I can show you Bikky's room--" A rather strange expression had passed over teh Social Worker's face at this "explanation" from Ryo, but he couldn't identify it, and now she responded coldly, "There will be NO need for THAT, Maclean! I've already decided that Richard Goldman should be REMOVED from your custody--" "WHAT!!??" cried Ryo, TOTALLY taken aback by this announcement--"On WHAT grounds, Ms. Snipe!? Surely you don't think a judge would even ACCEPT such a recommendation on teh "excuse" that I'm GAY!!??" "No, UNFORTUNATELY--in fact, I can't find ANY OTHER reason GOOD enough for that, BUT--it'll drag you AND your "L-wordr" into court, where EVERYONE-- INCLUDING your immediate Superior!!--will know EXACTLY what kind of PERVERTED, DISGUSTING "Lifestyle" you indulge in, and just HOW LONG do you think you and "Dear Dee" WILL be partners on teh police force after THAT!!??" To be Continued-- Can I use my Agiel on Ms. Snipe? Can I let Cara use HER agiel on Ms. Snipe (which is much worse than me with teh agiel I can tell you.)? Heck... Can I do to Ms. Snipe what I did to Anderson... I don't CARE if she won't survive it... she's just pissing me off THAT bad.
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 7, 2005 0:45:31 GMT -5
Oh, THERE'S a "lo-vely" image, noda! *Bleah!* [And NOW ya' expect me ta' EAT!!??] Thank you, Chichiri--she was starting to "enjoy" that TOO MUCH!!! lol... welcome to inside my head... besides YOU were teh one to bring it up. And you DON'T hafta use a knife to eat necessarily... you could always try to cut it with a fork. *Chichiri (in teh background): Don't even think it or you'll get a little more than just a bonk on teh head this time, noda.* And yes I WAS enjoying it too much.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 7, 2005 1:15:26 GMT -5
While Nuriko held on to teh back of Daniel's shirt and Stampers tried to calm her husband down, Cara decided to grace us with her presence. Which didn't help make things any better. She saw teh evident fear that Daniel had of everything and decided to "play" with him a bit. So she walked in and stood next to me and settled her calculating glare on Stampers and Daniel while she spun her Agiel in her hand. "I don't trust him. There's something in his eyes that I don't like," She said as she moved closer to him and stared at him. Daniel looked about ready to pass out when I noticed teh Mord-sith spin her Agiel to a stop and move to use it on Daniel. So I did teh first thing that came to mind... I grabed teh tip of it with one hand and slid my own Agiel outta its hiding place up my sleeve pressing it to teh back of her arm. "Cara, I can understand why you'd wanna 'tame' this poor man... but trust me, you 'train' him any more and I doubt Stampers will have a husband any more. He's about as gentle as they come... now," I said firmly. Then I looked at Daniel. "And if You try to use this weapon on him again I am now giving Knives permission to use his Angel Arm on you and you can join Denna and Raina in teh Underworld." Cara looked at Daniel then me and back before grinning and relaxing her stance. "I still don't trust him," she protested. I looked to Chichiri and sighed. Chichiri had gone pale for a second but quickly recovered. "Nuriko... please take your new 'friend' and explain some things to her... mainly why she isn't supposed to use her agiel on him," Chichiri said. Before anyone could say anything Nuriko picked up teh Mord-sith and left us. "Well, now that THAT little problem is taken care of, lets eat," I suggested ignoring teh pain in my hand and flexing it a few times to get teh numbness outta it. Daniel looked at Stampers as if saying, "told you this was a bad idea." But Stampers only smiled and "nudged" her husband towards teh dining room. To be continued... *tag... stampers is it! What was going thru' Daniel's mind during this latest "incident" with Cara is hard to describe--even I couldn't quite comprehend teh utter terror he must have been feeling, other than to say it hit ME like a sudden migraine headache, so blinding and fast that for a moment I was unaware of much beyond what SEEMED like Danny SCREAMING hysterically in my ear! Then, just as I thought teh BOTH of us were gonna pass out [like Emi-chan really needed THAT, noda!], Emi-chan took teh "blow" meant for Daniel HERSELF [GAWD, that must of HURT!], and his terror cut itself OFF like someone had flipped a switch--he was still apprehensive even when she said he could use his Angel Arm on Cara [Daniel glanced at me--we BOTH knew he would actually do such a thing ONLY if she attacked me or teh kids, but NOT just to save himself......not anymore....], but, at least he didn't think he was gonna die a painful and nasty death.......well, not at THAT moment, anyway!
I WAS bit amused when Nuriko bodily picked up a protesting Cara and carried her outta teh room, and even Daniel managed a wan sort of smile, but I could TELL he was still feeling teh effects of too many "scares" coming one after another --"I TOLD you this was a bad idea" he thought at me, and I "answered" back, "Remember what I said, Daniel K. Saverem--if she HAD used that agiel on you, for whatever "reason", she would've had to use it on ME, too!"
He was "silent" a moment, then he asked, "Pun'kin.....IS there something....."untrustworthy" about my eyes...?"
I gave him a quick kiss on teh cheek, just before we sat down--"NOT that I've seen, Honey-Buns--not EVER...!"
To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 7, 2005 1:21:36 GMT -5
Can I use my Agiel on Ms. Snipe? Can I let Cara use HER agiel on Ms. Snipe (which is much worse than me with teh agiel I can tell you.)? Heck... Can I do to Ms. Snipe what I did to Anderson... I don't CARE if she won't survive it... she's just pissing me off THAT bad. Now, NOW!! CALM yer'self, Emi-chan...... And believe me--Ms. Snipe STILL has not done her "WORST" as of yet!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 7, 2005 8:19:24 GMT -5
BTW--You MUST tell me where Amon buys those black silk "L-wordlies"--I'm SURE Danny would look DELICIOUS in a pair of his own! *Hubba! Hubba!* Daniel rolls his eyes--"Yeah, like I'd actually get to WEAR them for any length of time!" DAN-ieeeeel!!! *snicker* Yes, that's teh problem I have too. *sigh* *whispers* I'll give you that address...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 7, 2005 8:23:39 GMT -5
Yeah, he IS, at this age.....wait 'til ya' see "what" he grows into [before Pel rescued him from that Fate] Oh? *interest piqued*
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