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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 18:37:28 GMT -5
Good. and he better not come near any of AMON'S undies either. Only I can touch 'em! Yes, I do like teh black silk... BTW--You MUST tell me where Amon buys those black silk "lovelies"--I'm SURE Danny would look DELICIOUS in a pair of his own! *Hubba! Hubba!* Daniel rolls his eyes--"Yeah, like I'd actually get to WEAR them for any length of time!" DAN-ieeeeel!!! *snicker*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 18:47:29 GMT -5
Woohoo! Hey, you know what they say... it's a thin line between L-word and hate!.... *ducks under flying couch* What's even "funnier", when you think about it, is that it SHOULDN'T "work", and yet it DOES! I mean, Cara's a lesbian who's sorta' fallen for a married man she cannot have [Richard, I think], and Nuriko's a sexually-confused cross-dresser who doesn't know WHICH sex he/she is half teh time..... Uh, OH! Now they're BOTH GLARING at ME.......! Stampers [if she knows what's GOOD for her, no DA!] -->*ZING*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 19:02:52 GMT -5
HA!!! That's teh BEST thing I've heard ALL WEEK! You made my day. Oh man, I hope it's one of those 'special' skirts (you know, like our 'special' dog collars?) and he might be stuck with it for a while.... Ah, HECK! I hadn't THOUGHT of THAT!!! I'll hafta ask P-kitty about it...... ......Tho' come to THINK about it, Roy HASN'T been out-a' his room SINCE then.........! ------------------------------ Col. Roy Mustang, Officer of teh Alchemy Corps and teh Flame Alchemist Himself, is now almost in TEARS of FRUSTRATION as he finds that ONCE AGAIN, he has not YET found teh means by which to RID HIMSELF OF teh SPANDEX MICRO-MINI-SKIRT O' DOOM!!!!! Nursing his......"nether regions"...he thinks to himself, "Well, Mustang, trying to BURN teh DAMN THING OFF was a BAD--not to mention rather PAINFUL *Yipe!*--idea, so what NEXT, eh......?! *whimper*" Of course, one rather OBVIOUS solution he STILL refuses to acknowledge..... "I'm NOT ABOUT to ask Elric to "transmute" it for me, NOT after teh way he LAUGHED at me, teh little twerp!" From some distance away, SOMEWHERE in teh Hotel or its environs, is heard-- "WHO'S SO SHORT THEY CAN ONLY PULL THEIR BOOTSTRAPS DOWN!!!!!??" Roy [hand to face]: "How DOES he DO that!? *snort*"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 19:10:40 GMT -5
Oh man, I'm so worried about this! But I think that if she tried to take those kids away, she might hafta deal with a few people showing up to support teh guys! (read: angry mob) Grr... Angry MOB!!?? As in stampeding thru' teh Hotel with pitchforks and torches....!? Well, THAT would be a "sight"! [Imagines Ms. Snipe, cornered by teh swing-sets in teh playground, snarling and batting at aforementioned "angry mob" of Hotel denizens--you know, gargoyles, vampires, witches, demons, etc.--wouldn't THAT be a "reversal"!!?? *Har!*]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 19:15:38 GMT -5
Yeah, "nightmares", whatever you say, Darshes.... (WE know what those dreams are REALLY like..!) Darsches smirks a bit--"Well, okay, they aren't ALL "nightmares".........that Peanutcat has some GREAT "moves", you know.....!" [Frowns a bit] "Just wish she'd hadn't tried to use them all at ONCE, is all......." *shudders*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 19:33:41 GMT -5
Heehee! This keeps making me think of that little old panty-thief guy from Ranma.... I've only seen one little bit of Ranma, (episode? movie? ova? dunno..) like years and years ago, and all I remember is that panty-thief guy. And chopstick power! Hmm.... I just got teh weirdest little 'tingle' of foreboding from my link with Schu.... ummm.... -------- Some time later, Hina opens her door to find Schu standing there.....wearing nothing but a WIDE opne trenchcoat, a HOT-pink zebra stripped thong, and a smirk....twirling an equally hot-pink leopard print thong around his finger. Schu: Hello, Kitten. I heard you have a friend here who fancies underwear, hmm? Hina: ........ Schu: HEY! You didn't hafta slam teh door RIGHT on my nose!! (That's gonna BRUISE!) Later, on his way home, a somewhat disappointed Schu just HAPPENS to see Stampers, out taking Johnny VA-SHnookums for an evening stroll, and, on a whim [and because he's in teh "mood", noda!], decides to FLASH her! Um..........Sometime even LATER, Pel hears a rather feeble and pathetic "scratching and whimpering" at her door, and opens it to find Schu lying there, thong-less [except for teh "spare" he's now wearing on his HEAD!], looking a mite bedraggled and "mussed"...........[Oh, teh HUMANITY!] He manages to utter--"teh....VA.....Johnny WHATEVER-his-name-is........went BERSERK--chased me up a tree--I think he ATE my thong, Pel! *Groan....*" Pel, feeling sorry for him--but ALSO trying HARD to NOT laugh!--asks, "And Stampers? What did SHE do to you!?" Schu cries in chagrin--"That's teh WORST of IT, Peleia!!! She just LAUGHED, teh WHOLE time!!! Rolling on teh ground and squeaking, "Hot PI-NK Zebra-Stripes!!!!?? Whoever HEARD of HOT PI-NK Zebras, noda!!!!??"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 19:38:17 GMT -5
I gotta say, this is teh BEST couple idea EVER! AIN'T it , tho'!? *evil snicker*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 20:10:25 GMT -5
Well, amazingly enough, (considering teh circumstances) once we got Dougan settled in things have been pretty ordinary around my place. Farf cooks, Schu lays around and makes bad jokes, Marilyn is thinking about looking for work at teh beauty parlor, and we've all managed to learn to ignore teh smells that come outta teh basement. teh Nebraska-Toads are well fed and happy. (And fatter than ever!) DEFINATELY surprising when you think about what all these people USED-ta' do! [Good thing YOU don't hafta' worry about Social Services, noda! Imagines Pel trying to explain why she should be allowed to keep Dougan--"teh Toads are FAMILY, see.....and Farfie's not NEARLY so crazy as he USED to be, Right Schu!?" Social Worker scrutinizes Schu CLOSELY and asks--"And WHAT do YOU do for a living, again, Mr. Schuldig, is it!?" ["Can't I just kill her, Kitten?"] he pleads telepathically about teh SAME time one o' Pop's "experiments" in teh basement EXPLODES!!!!] P.S. Having Marilyn work for Legato and Naraku as their receptionist is an EXCELLENT idea, BTW!!! [They could PROBABLY give her a few GOOD Beauty Tips, too!] Just goes to prove--MOST "bad guys" just need teh chance to "mellow out" and be lo-ved...... Tries-ta' imagine Dougan in that Sailor suit......[Well, MAYBE as teh adult he WOULD have become if you hadn't rescued him, noda!] I LO-VE fettucchini alfredo! Would Farfie be willing to share his recipe with James? Well, I'm GLAD-ta' hear po' Davy is being PROPERLY cared for, NOW! [Yer' not SUPPOSED to tie them up in a closet, then FORGET about them, ya' KNOW!] "HAND wash" Schu's THONGS!!?? *ew!* Hey, Lushe would LO-VE to do that for ya', Schu! You just hafta' find a Virgin WILLING to kiss--JUST kiss--Dark Schneider, is all! Oh, and HOW DID that "spare" get on yer' HEAD, anyway!? [And NO, I CAN'T return yer' other pair, Sorry.......I have GOT to do something about 'Schnookums' eating habits, noda...!] Good Luck, there..... [Oh, and teh Cranky Monk is probably available just about any time, tho' you may wanna' PM Cyn just to let her know what's going on] ------------ WHAT!!?? NO!!! You just GOT here, after a WHOLE WEEK MISSING!!! *AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHH!!!!!* [Ah, NUTS!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 20:15:10 GMT -5
*pinches cheek* Ooh, he's adorable! Yeah, he IS, at this age.....wait 'til ya' see "what" he grows into [before Pel rescued him from that Fate]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 20:20:11 GMT -5
*snickers* But this Merciful Goddess doesn't have teh... extra attribute teh one in teh manga has. If that were teh case, I'd so l ove to see Seiryuu's face when he finds out! *can no longer stifle laughter* Hmmmmm.......he'd probably react one of two ways.... Either-- "Oh, My GODDESS!! What IS that!!!??" [And she'd say, "Why Seiryuu, Dear! Are you telling me you DON'T have one of your OWN!?"] OR-- He'd LIKE it.....[One can NEVER TELL about gods--they can get AWFULLY KINKY at times!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 20:29:29 GMT -5
Yeah, it IS kinda' hard ta' define, ain't it? Maybe we should just call ourselves, "Specialists in Second Chances"......... Oh, and don't worry Nathan--we have plenty of people here who can do all KINDS of magic, so no one's gonna' pressure you into anything you don't wanna do--but that DOESN'T mean we don't think you're Special, nonetheless!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 20:34:53 GMT -5
I walk into teh lobby SOAKING WET and dripping water everywhere. I look up from teh floor and see Zel watching me with some curiosity and some pang of anger at teh water on his clean floor. "Don't blame me..." I say as I look behind me and in walks an also soaking wet Sakura and Sasuke, both glare at an even wet Naruto behind them. "eheh," he laughs nervously, "Oops?" Sakura huffs in anger and wrings her wet on Naruto. "If you wouldn't have been trying to show off! THIS wouldn't have happend!" She turns around and storms off to our room. "Sa...Sakura-chan!" Naruto calls out as she walks away. "Keh, next time try knowing teh jutsu before you attempt it," Sasuke grins at Naruto. "I do KNOW what I'm doing!" teh yellow haired ninja stomps his feet in a temper tantrum. "Sure ya do," I glance at him, "and teh that's why we're SOAKING WET!!" I watch as Sasuke calmly walks to teh room too. "What did happen?" Zel asks from behind his desk. "Well, stupid here," I point at Naruto who puffs his face up for being called stupid, "tried to show off and out-do Sasuke at a jutsu. Here's what happened: Sasuke was practicing his Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (grand fireball) on a tree branch that streached out over teh large lake we were training at. Sakura started swooning at how great Sasuke's technique was. My guess is that Naruto got jealous, and stupid, and tried to out do Sasuke. So Naruto jumped up on a nearby tree-branch and challenged Sasuke. Before long, teh two of them were blowing fire blasts out towards teh lake. Both of them kept glancing at eachother, trying to see what teh other was doing. It was at this point that Naruto...sneezed..." I glace over at teh now blushing Naruto. "e[insert smugness here].." he rubbed nearvously behind his head, "I said I was sorry ^^' Besides, Sasuke's stupid jutsu was starting to burn and ends of teh tree branches and teh smoke made me sneeze!" "Yes, well," I started, "you sneezed and turned your head, cause your fire to be aimed at Sasuke. Sasuke had to counter this with his own fire blast. Both jumped off their branches as teh last of their jutsu fired off at teh branches. teh large branches they were on were burned off teh tree and fell into teh lake. Creating a LARGE wave that splashed on all of us!" "But it wasn't ALL my fault!" he whined, "Sasuke burnt teh branch off too." I shake my head as I pull teh boy by his ear. "We'll talk about this later. When we're DRY!" A short while later, P-kitty notices teh wet spots on teh carpet in teh Hotel Lobby, looks at Zel, and asks: "Do I REALLY wanna' KNOW......!?" Hmmmm......"Sopping Wet Ninjas"....Sounds like a GOOD name for a rock band, noda! [Well, at least Roy can't accidently set any of ya' on FIRE, now, for a lil' while.....]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Mar 6, 2005 20:40:46 GMT -5
Envy pokes his head out from under teh bed. "Did someone say underwear?"
Hina: NO!! You stay under there!!!
I sure hope Envy doesn't turn into Happosai...o.o :: imagines mini Envy running around with a large sack of underwear ::
And geh!!! I need to stop poking at teh internet everytime theres a commercial!!! :: gets buried under pile of homework :: Help me!!! Well, as long as it keeps him/her/it HAPPY, right.......? Um......btw.....HOW did Envy get ahold of those hot pink zebra-stripe thongs, noda.....? Envy [making a pillow outta teh aforementioned thong-wear]: "Wouldn't YOU like to know.....!? *winks*"
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 6, 2005 22:41:08 GMT -5
Angry MOB!!?? As in stampeding thru' teh Hotel with pitchforks and torches....!? Well, THAT would be a "sight"! [Imagines Ms. Snipe, cornered by teh swing-sets in teh playground, snarling and batting at aforementioned "angry mob" of Hotel denizens--you know, gargoyles, vampires, witches, demons, etc.--wouldn't THAT be a "reversal"!!?? *Har!*] I read teh first part of this and immediately thought of all our vampire, gargoyles, Witches, Wizards, demons, and other socially unacceptible beings suddenly begining to have flashbacks/panic attacks. Then I read teh second half and began laughing at teh mental image. I mean really should we trust Amon and Blond Spike with a pitchfork or a Torch?
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Post by Emi-chan on Mar 6, 2005 22:50:30 GMT -5
What's even "funnier", when you think about it, is that it SHOULDN'T "work", and yet it DOES! I mean, Cara's a lesbian who's sorta' fallen for a married man she cannot have [Richard, I think], and Nuriko's a sexually-confused cross-dresser who doesn't know WHICH sex he/she is half teh time..... Uh, OH! Now they're BOTH GLARING at ME.......! Stampers [if she knows what's GOOD for her, no DA!] -->*ZING* On your observation of Cara... You'd THINK she's a lesbian... but that theory is disproved in Chainfire. and she doesn't l-ove Richard that way... but she does care for him greatly more than any mord-sith before has cared for her Lord Rahl... again you'd hafta read Chainfire to see how deep that goes and to have any proof that Cara doesn't L-ove Richard in that sense. Nuriko: *in his defense* I'm not a cross dresser! I'm gender Fullfilled! Me: and Genderly confused! Nuriko: At least I can spell... Me: In Mandarin. Nuriko: I'm not gonna win this am I? Chichiri: Nope. Cara: Huh? *entire conversation has confused her*
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