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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 13:19:02 GMT -5
Stampers! We need to do more than that! ~~~~~~~~~~ Stampers and I lurk in teh shadows waiting for Roy to walk by. "Are you sure this will work?" Stampers asks. "Why not? This way we can kill two birds with one stone! Well, maybe three!" I tell her. "Three! That's good!" she said, "Oh! Here he comes!" As Roy walks by, we leap outta teh shadows and pounce on him! "Hey! What are you doing! NO! Dammit, not that! Not my pants!" After some minutes of wrestling ( and groping, natch!), we release Roy. "Now what was that for?" he asks, "Why do you all keep doing things to me?" Then he looks down to see that he's wearing a micro-miniskirt! "Noooooooooooo!" "Let's see," I number then on my fingers, "That gets you back for that mini-skirt comment, and for being rude to Ed, and now you're pantless!" Stampers nodded, "That's three, alright!" Then she thinks for a minute, "No, it's four!" "Four?" I say. I look at her then we both look at Roy, and teh light dawns for me. "SEXY MAN-KNEES!!" we both shout. Just then Ed comes by and sees Roy in his predicament and falls down laughing. "Now that's short!" HA!!! That's teh BEST thing I've heard ALL WEEK! You made my day. Oh man, I hope it's one of those 'special' skirts (you know, like our 'special' dog collars?) and he might be stuck with it for a while....
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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 13:26:14 GMT -5
As Ryo followed teh snippy Ms. Snipe up teh stairs [was it his Imagination, or was she DELIBERATELY "wiggling" her behind at him...!? "Get a HOLD of yourself, Ryo!" he thought, "She's making you PARANOID, now!"], he found himself GLAD that he had been able to convince Dee to be "elsewhere" during this visit--one nasty remark from teh Social Worker and for SURE Dee would have blown his top and said something they'd ALL end up regretting!! ["If she can get to ME as much as she HAS, already, I DREAD what would happen if Dee heard her.....insinuations....."] Ryo thought with a *sigh*--why couldn't people just be more accepting, anyway? Was it SUCH a crime if two men lo-ved each other teh way he and Dee did? Was there REALLY something "evil" about teh fact that they wanted a family bad enough to take in "unwanted" children whose parents were unwilling or unable to care for them properly? And just WHERE would Bikky and Carol BE right now, if it HADN'T been for Ryo and Dee being willing to take them--AND their problems--into their homes.....and Hearts..... It had been bad enough to hafta move from teh city and home where they had all been happy together, but now, even HERE, where teh people around them were accepting of their life-style, Ryo found himself under unfriendly scrutiny--he was GLAD that THIS visit only required that he show Ms. Snipe teh living arrangements of "Richard Goldman".....["Funny,"] Ryo thought to himself with a small smile, ["I had FORGOTTEN that was Bikky's REAL name, he never uses it--I'll hafta ask him WHY, now....!"] "Does SOMETHING about Me "amuse" YOU, Mr. Maclean!?" sniped Ms. Snipe, standing at teh top of teh stairs, and glaring down at him..... Ryo came back to teh situation at hand with a slight start--he hadn't realized his thoughts had wandered so far, and she had caught him off-guard AGAIN, Drat it! "No, not YOU, Ms. Snipe, I assure you! I was just.....reminiscing about Bikky, is all......And please call me Ryo...." She perused her notebook for a moment as Ryo finished coming teh rest of teh way up teh stairs to where she was standing--"My information says your first name is Randy, NOT Ryo--is that some sort of......."pet" name, Mr. Maclean?" teh way she said that, it made his Japanese name sound "dirty" somehow, and Ryo--usually calm and patient with difficult people--began to feel his mood start to fray around teh edges a bit--instead of telling her what he USUALLY told people when they asked--that Dee had been teh one who had insisted on using teh name his mother had given him, and also had encouraged Ryo to be PROUD of his mixed heritage--he just said, rather stiffly-- "No, actually it's my Japanese name, Ms. Snipe--my mother was from Japan, and it's teh name all my FRIENDS use....!" He saw from her expression that he had "scored" with THAT remark, and felt a brief moment of satisfaction, which was then immediately followed by regret--["Ryo, you are NOT in some sort of competition, REMEMBER!"]he scolded himself with a touch of chagrin, ["This is ALL for Bikky's sake, and your Ego is NOT near as important!"] Somehow managing to conjure up a reasonably believable smile, Ryo motioned down teh Hallway in teh direction of his and Dee's Suite--"It's just this way, Ms. Snipe...." She brushed past him close enough to be rude, and Ryo found himself *sighing* again..... "Think "Happy Thoughts", Ryo!" he muttered to himself in near exasperation as he once again followed her....... To be Continued--- Oh man, I'm so worried about this! But I think that if she tried to take those kids away, she might hafta deal with a few people showing up to support teh guys! (read: angry mob) Grr...
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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 13:29:26 GMT -5
Darsches yells [from a safe distance, of course!]: "Whattaya MEAN, "shy"!? teh woman RAVISHED me into complete EXHAUSTION, Remember!!!!!?? I STILL have Nightmares!!!!" Yeah, "nightmares", whatever you say, Darshes.... (WE know what those dreams are REALLY like..!)
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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 13:48:33 GMT -5
Envy now triumphantly holds up FIVE pairs o' undies to show to Hina--One o' Roy's, one o' Darsches' [he had a spare!], TWO o' Ed's [Ed, lying in a corner--*Oro?*--suddenly realizes he has a draft--*ACK!!*--AND he's upside DOWN!!!], and ONE o' P-kitty's!!!!!! *Ta-DAHHHHH!!!* Envy *huggles* his latest "acquisition"--"Mmmmmmmmm.......They're STILL Warm!!!!" Heehee! This keeps making me think of that little old panty-thief guy from Ranma.... I've only seen one little bit of Ranma, (episode? movie? ova? dunno..) like years and years ago, and all I remember is that panty-thief guy. And chopstick power! Hmm.... I just got teh weirdest little 'tingle' of foreboding from my link with Schu.... ummm.... -------- Some time later, Hina opens her door to find Schu standing there.....wearing nothing but a WIDE opne trenchcoat, a HOT-PINK zebra stripped thong, and a smirk....twirling an equally hot-pink leopard print thong around his finger. Schu: Hello, Kitten. I heard you have a friend here who fancies underwear, hmm? Hina: ........ Schu: HEY! You didn't hafta slam teh door RIGHT on my nose!! (That's gonna BRUISE!)
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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 13:51:54 GMT -5
Yeah, I kinda' figured they "deserved" each other.....*snicker* [And, my guess is that after teh Not-so-Merciful One is "done" with him, Seiryuu will have forgotten ALL about his "obsession" with teh White Dragon Queen......IF he "survives", that is! *Snork!*] Ooh! Ain't I E-VIL!!?? I gotta say, this is teh BEST couple idea EVER!
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Post by M to lazy to log in on Mar 6, 2005 13:58:49 GMT -5
Heehee! This keeps making me think of that little old panty-thief guy from Ranma.... I've only seen one little bit of Ranma, (episode? movie? ova? dunno..) like years and years ago, and all I remember is that panty-thief guy. And chopstick power! Hmm.... I just got teh weirdest little 'tingle' of foreboding from my link with Schu.... ummm.... -------- Some time later, Hina opens her door to find Schu standing there.....wearing nothing but a WIDE opne trenchcoat, a HOT-pink zebra stripped thong, and a smirk....twirling an equally hot-pink leopard print thong around his finger. Schu: Hello, Kitten. I heard you have a friend here who fancies underwear, hmm? Hina: ........ Schu: HEY! You didn't hafta slam teh door RIGHT on my nose!! (That's gonna BRUISE!) Panty thief from Ranma is "Happosai"... Gotta wuv him. I'm surprised I didn't immeditely think of him with that whole thing. EVERYBODY RANMA!!! This is Emi-chan btw.
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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 14:33:57 GMT -5
Well, amazingly enough, (considering teh circumstances) once we got Dougan settled in things have been pretty ordinary around my place. Farf cooks, Schu lays around and makes bad jokes, Marilyn is thinking about looking for work at teh beauty parlor, and we've all managed to learn to ignore teh smells that come outta teh basement. teh Nebraska-Toads are well fed and happy. (And fatter than ever!)
Farfie and Marilyn have turned out to be surprisingly... domestic. They both immediately took to teh boy, and seem to wuv doting on him. Marilyn took him out to buy some new clothes, but I hade to send most of them back (I mean, he came home decked out in full sailor-suit! Including short-pants and hat!) (Marilyn: Oh, but he looks so cuuuuute!!! *gush*) Farf loves to make him special meals (although he made teh mistake of forgetting that teh kid was raised on monk-fare... Farf made a welcome dinner of fettucchini alfredo with extra garlic and cheese and Dougan spent his first night throwing up!)
teh biggest problem these days is trying to break Dougan's habbit of 'servitude' after waiting on monks for so long! I mean, I keep telling him to quit with teh bowing and teh 'Peleia-sama' and all that business. (Although I must admit, my house has NEVER been so clean! Man, teh things that kid can do with a broom.... and he always keeps Davy fed and watered and everything....). Not to mention teh fact that there's one particularly lazy and self-centered ex-assasin who just LOVES to take advantage of teh poor kid.... (Me: For teh last time Schu, it is NOT his job to hand-wash your collection of SILK THONGS!... Schu: *pouting* But, kitten! He does such a good job....)
But, I do still catch that wistful expression on Dougan face, or he stares out teh window for a long time, and I know he's thinking about that damn Cranky Monk. I hope if he starts school and gets out to do some things, it will get better, but I may hafta start thinking up a plan.
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Ooook..... thus begins my self-imposed One Week Ban from teh Internet. I hafta finish up my schoolwork this week, and bunch of other stuff... I just hope I don't get even more distracted wondering what's going on.
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Post by Peleia on Mar 6, 2005 14:40:58 GMT -5
Here's a pic of Dougan, by teh way: Ok, ok, now I'm really done!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 6, 2005 14:42:03 GMT -5
I gotta say, this is teh BEST couple idea EVER! *snickers* But this Merciful Goddess doesn't have teh... extra attribute teh one in teh manga has. If that were teh case, I'd so l ove to see Seiryuu's face when he finds out! *can no longer stifle laughter*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 6, 2005 14:44:31 GMT -5
Well, amazingly enough, (considering teh circumstances) once we got Dougan settled in things have been pretty ordinary around my place. Farf cooks, Schu lays around and makes bad jokes, Marilyn is thinking about looking for work at teh beauty parlor, and we've all managed to learn to ignore teh smells that come outta teh basement. teh Nebraska-Toads are well fed and happy. (And fatter than ever!) Farfie and Marilyn have turned out to be surprisingly... domestic. They both immediately took to teh boy, and seem to L-word doting on him. Marilyn took him out to buy some new clothes, but I hade to send most of them back (I mean, he came home decked out in full sailor-suit! Including short-pants and hat!) (Marilyn: Oh, but he looks so cuuuuute!!! *gush*) Farf L-words to make him special meals (although he made teh mistake of forgetting that teh kid was raised on monk-fare... Farf made a welcome dinner of fettucchini alfredo with extra garlic and cheese and Dougan spent his first night throwing up!) teh biggest problem these days is trying to break Dougan's habbit of 'servitude' after waiting on monks for so long! I mean, I keep telling him to quit with teh bowing and teh 'Peleia-sama' and all that business. (Although I must admit, my house has NEVER been so clean! Man, teh things that kid can do with a broom.... and he always keeps Davy fed and watered and everything....). Not to mention teh fact that there's one particularly lazy and self-centered ex-assasin who just L-wordS to take advantage of teh poor kid.... (Me: For teh last time Schu, it is NOT his job to hand-wash your collection of SILK THONGS!... Schu: *pouting* But, kitten! He does such a good job....) But, I do still catch that wistful expression on Dougan face, or he stares out teh window for a long time, and I know he's thinking about that damn Cranky Monk. I hope if he starts school and gets out to do some things, it will get better, but I may hafta start thinking up a plan. ------------ Ooook..... thus begins my self-imposed One Week Ban from teh Internet. I hafta finish up my schoolwork this week, and bunch of other stuff... I just hope I don't get even more distracted wondering what's going on. *sniffles* We'll miss you, Pel. Don't forget to come back to us onceyou're finished. BTW, tell Marilyn that my old position as receptionist is still available...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Mar 6, 2005 14:45:08 GMT -5
Here's a pic of Dougan, by teh way: Ok, ok, now I'm really done! *pinches cheek* Ooh, he's adorable!
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 6, 2005 15:16:10 GMT -5
------------ Ooook..... thus begins my self-imposed One Week Ban from teh Internet. I hafta finish up my schoolwork this week, and bunch of other stuff... I just hope I don't get even more distracted wondering what's going on. "One week ban"?! Dammit! You're not on often enough to ban yourself from it! Sheesh! What's wrong with you?
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Post by Peanutcat on Mar 6, 2005 15:54:29 GMT -5
I had just left from seeing Lorne at work and was on my way home thru teh "magical" door in teh lobby that led to my house when I saw this white-haired man sitting on one of teh couches. Something in teh way he looked made me stop and approach him. "Excuse me?" I said. When he looked up, he seemed a lot younger that I had guessed at first, with his dark-blue eyes a nice contrast with his pale hair. "Yes?" he ventured. "You seemed a bit lost." I said, "Is there anything I can help you with?" Well, I'm finally done with this!: ~~~~~~~~ “I, I don’t know, really,” he said, “I’m just not used to this place, I guess.”<br> “So? Not many people are teh first time they come here,” I said, sitting down beside him, “And you are new here, aren’t you?”<br> “Yes I am! I’m Nathan Rhal. Emi-chan brought me here.” said Nathan. “Emi? Does this have anything to do with her disappearance a while ago?” I asked. Nathan nodded, “Yes, I had a prophecy that she would be needed in our world, and we figured out a spell to bring her to us.”<br> “Hoo-boy! I bet she didn’t like that much!” I laughed, “Emi’s got quite a temper sometimes!”<br> “Don’t I know it!” agreed Nathan, especially now that she’s a Mord-Sith now.”<br> “A Mord-Sith? What’s that?” I asked, puzzled. Nathan explained to me what a Mord-Sith was, and how Emi-chan was made one by teh new training and all teh rest of it. “Good Lord!” I exclaimed, “She was powerful enough before, but now . . . “<br> Nathan sighed. “And that’s another thing that bothers me.”<br> “What’s that?” “It’s how everyone here takes all this so calmly! I’m over a thousand years old, and used to either being feared for my powers or collared to keep them under control. I’m not used to being treated as, as ordinary!” he said. "You'er over a thousand years old?" I said, "You sure don't look it!" I said admireingly, "But then again, I don't think anyone here looks as old as they really are!" "That's teh kind of attitude I'm talking about! You're all so blase about this!" Nathan wailed. Concerned, I reached over and patted his shoulder. “Hey! It can’t be all bad!” I told him, “At least now you can do pretty much what you want, instead of being at teh beck and call of everyone who wants to use you for their own ends! Tell you what,” said getting up and holding out my hand to Nathan, “Why don’t I show you around and introduce you to some people? You may be able to make some friends here!”<br> “Well,” he said dubiously, getting up and taking my hand, “If you think it will help—“ “Okay!” I said, “First thing is, don’t use teh elevators unless one of teh kids are aboard.”<br> “Why not?” Nathan said. “They’re not always reliable! teh only time they work with out any problems is when a child is aboard, or if there’s a serious medical emergency. You see, teh Infirmary is downstairs, and that’s teh fastest way to get there.” I went on to explain some of teh idiosyncrasies of our little place. “You seem to know a lot about this place!” Nathan said when I stopped for a breath, “What exactly is it you do here?”<br> That stopped me in my tracks. “Do? I really don’t know what you’d call it; a caretaker, maybe?”<br> Nathan laughed. I had to stare; he looked so much younger when he did that. “You don’t know?” he asked. “It’s kinda hard to explain!” I said, “When we started getting all these people here, we quickly ran outta rooms in our homes for them. I suggested to a friend of mine, Snapdragon, that Wolfwood should buy this building for his Orphanage, and to open up teh rest of teh rooms for business and rooms for rent for income. I was teh one who designed teh plans for everything, and teh next thing we knew, it all took off on it’s own!”<br> “On it’s own?” asked Nathan, “How could that be?”<br> I shrugged, “I really don’t know! For example, we started out with three floors, and were close to running outta room for our people, when BAM!, we now have four floors! And I already told you about teh elevators.”<br> ~~~~~~~~~~ Okay, Emi-chan! It’s all yours now!
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Mar 6, 2005 18:18:26 GMT -5
I walk into teh lobby SOAKING WET and dripping water everywhere. I look up from teh floor and see Zel watching me with some curiosity and some pang of anger at teh water on his clean floor.
"Don't blame me..." I say as I look behind me and in walks an also soaking wet Sakura and Sasuke, both glare at an even wet Naruto behind them.
"eheh," he laughs nervously, "Oops?"
Sakura huffs in anger and wrings her wet on Naruto. "If you wouldn't have been trying to show off! THIS wouldn't have happend!"
She turns around and storms off to our room.
"Sa...Sakura-chan!" Naruto calls out as she walks away.
"Keh, next time try knowing teh jutsu before you attempt it," Sasuke grins at Naruto.
"I do KNOW what I'm doing!" teh yellow haired ninja stomps his feet in a temper tantrum.
"Sure ya do," I glance at him, "and teh that's why we're SOAKING WET!!"
I watch as Sasuke calmly walks to teh room too.
"What did happen?" Zel asks from behind his desk.
"Well, stupid here," I point at Naruto who puffs his face up for being called stupid, "tried to show off and out-do Sasuke at a jutsu.
Here's what happened: Sasuke was practicing his Katon Goukakyuu no Jutsu (grand fireball) on a tree branch that streached out over teh large lake we were training at. Sakura started swooning at how great Sasuke's technique was. My guess is that Naruto got jealous, and stupid, and tried to out do Sasuke.
So Naruto jumped up on a nearby tree-branch and challenged Sasuke.
Before long, teh two of them were blowing fire blasts out towards teh lake. Both of them kept glancing at eachother, trying to see what teh other was doing.
It was at this point that Naruto...sneezed..."
I glace over at teh now blushing Naruto.
"eheh..." he rubbed nearvously behind his head, "I said I was sorry ^^'
Besides, Sasuke's stupid jutsu was starting to burn and ends of teh tree branches and teh smoke made me sneeze!"
"Yes, well," I started, "you sneezed and turned your head, cause your fire to be aimed at Sasuke. Sasuke had to counter this with his own fire blast. Both jumped off their branches as teh last of their jutsu fired off at teh branches.
teh large branches they were on were burned off teh tree and fell into teh lake. Creating a LARGE wave that splashed on all of us!"
"But it wasn't ALL my fault!" he whined, "Sasuke burnt teh branch off too."
I shake my head as I pull teh boy by his ear. "We'll talk about this later. When we're DRY!"
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Post by Hina-chan on Mar 6, 2005 18:18:39 GMT -5
Heehee! This keeps making me think of that little old panty-thief guy from Ranma.... I've only seen one little bit of Ranma, (episode? movie? ova? dunno..) like years and years ago, and all I remember is that panty-thief guy. And chopstick power! Hmm.... I just got teh weirdest little 'tingle' of foreboding from my link with Schu.... ummm.... -------- Some time later, Hina opens her door to find Schu standing there.....wearing nothing but a WIDE opne trenchcoat, a HOT-pink zebra stripped thong, and a smirk....twirling an equally hot-pink leopard print thong around his finger. Schu: Hello, Kitten. I heard you have a friend here who fancies underwear, hmm? Hina: ........ Schu: HEY! You didn't hafta slam teh door RIGHT on my nose!! (That's gonna BRUISE!) Envy pokes his head out from under teh bed. "Did someone say underwear?"
Hina: NO!! You stay under there!!!
I sure hope Envy doesn't turn into Happosai...o.o :: imagines mini Envy running around with a large sack of underwear ::
And geh!!! I need to stop poking at teh internet everytime theres a commercial!!! :: gets buried under pile of homework :: Help me!!!
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