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Post by XerBlade on Jun 21, 2004 15:27:02 GMT -5
It's time to start teh next one. Continue posting here, and don't forget to have fun, since not having fun isn't very fun.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 15:37:05 GMT -5
It's time to start teh next one. Continue posting here, and don't forget to have fun, since not having fun isn't very fun. THAT, Xer, is one o' teh SILLIEST things I've EVER heard-ya' SAY! [Did P-kitty finally manage ta' "spike" yer' orange juice!?] [3.0?]
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Post by XerBlade on Jun 21, 2004 15:38:58 GMT -5
THAT, Xer, is one o' teh SILLIEST things I've EVER heard-ya' SAY! [Did P-kitty finally manage ta' "spike" yer' orange juice!?] [3.0?] As for both of your comments, I was just in a "silly" mood.
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Post by Emi-chan on Jun 21, 2004 15:42:15 GMT -5
It's time to start teh next one. Continue posting here, and don't forget to have fun, since not having fun isn't very fun. *Gasp!* Xer made a funny! *starts singing "its teh end of teh world as we know it*
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 21, 2004 15:44:33 GMT -5
It's time to start teh next one. Continue posting here, and don't forget to have fun, since not having fun isn't very fun. Don't forget to continue your story, Xer!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 21, 2004 15:45:03 GMT -5
THAT, Xer, is one o' teh SILLIEST things I've EVER heard-ya' SAY! [Did P-kitty finally manage ta' "spike" yer' orange juice!?] [3.0?] I did?? Damn, I'm good!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 21, 2004 15:45:48 GMT -5
*Gasp!* Xer made a funny! *starts singing "its teh end of teh world as we know it* "WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE GONNA DIE"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 16:01:27 GMT -5
Daniel n' I were gettin' ourselves a-ready' fer' Snap's Dinner Party, me a-PLUCKIN' me EYEBROWS [DON'T wanna' end up lookin' like that creepy FLCL guy, now DO I!?], n' Danny a-diggin' aroun' thru' his MASSIVE shoe collection in me closet............
DANIEL [soundin' FRUSTRATED]: "Pun'kin--WHERE'S my favorite pair of DRESS SHOES.....!?"
STAMPERS [PUN'KIN!!??]: "They SHOULD be inda' CLOSET, Honey-buns......Nobody ELSE aroun' here would be a-wearin' them!"
CD "BISHIE" [buttin'-IN...., like USUAL!]: 'Oh! Spike borrowed them, Cutie-Muffins--said he had a "HOT DATE"!"
DANIEL [confused]: "WHY would Spiegel borrow MY shoes? And DON'T call me THAT!"
CD "BISHIE" [LAUGHIN']: "Oh, you SILLY Cutie-Muffins, NOT "Broccoli-Head" Spike--Spike teh VAMPIRE, that New BLOND cutie-pie!!!"
DANIEL [GREATLY ALARMED, Now!!]: "WHAT teh HELL was HE DOING in STAMPERS' CLOSET!!!!??"
CD "BISHIE" [smug smile]: "Why TRYING-ON your SHOES, Cutie-Muffins, WHAT ELSE!!??"
DANIEL [a-grittin' his teeth!!]: "If you call ME "Cutie-Muffins" ONCE MORE, I'll TURN YOU SO YOU'RE FACING teh WALL, I MEAN it!!!!"
CD "BISHIE" [ina' HUFF]: "WELL, it IS teh "TRUTH"!!"
MORE to Come----
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 21, 2004 16:15:17 GMT -5
I'm nervously scuttling around teh kitchen.
'What was I thinking? Hosting a dinner party! I've never done anything like this before!' I think to myself.
I decided to make lasagna. I figured it's something everyone would eat. As a side, I'm fixing steamed vegatables.
Gren comes in from making a quick dash to teh store. " I picked up those last few ingredients you needed. I hope that's everything."
I check teh bag. "Yeah, That's everything. I've got teh lasagna in teh oven, now I just need to make teh dessert. That's gonna be teh killer. "
"Well, I'll lend you a hand whenever you need it."
I sigh with relief. "Thanks. You can start by grabbing teh medium sized mixing bowl."
As we work, we talk casually. Gren mentions he's feeling a bit anxious.
I turn to him, "Why? I thought things were better between you and Vic?"
"They are, but there still a slight bit of nervousness there. I don't think it will ever completely go away. I'm sure things will be OK, though. Nothing like our last dinner adventure."
I pat him on teh shoulder. "I'm sure it will be. "
He looks over at me. "You seem a bit nervous yourself and I have a feeling it has more do do with just teh dinner."
'Who is he, Kreskin?' I think to myself. "Yeah, it's mostly to do with a letter I received from Amon's brother. Don't get me wrong, it was a very nice letter and very encouraging, but nevertheless, I still feel a bit outta sorts. I think he was giving me his blessing for a relationship, but I'm not sure that's what we have. I mean I would like one, but he's got a bit of a wall there and I'm not sure I know how to chip away at it. Plus, he's coming to dinner (Amon, not Nagira) and I'm usually fairly casual around him, but now that I know I want a 'next level' sort of thing, I'm worried I'll be a bit awkward around him. I guess it'll help I won't be alone. And of course, I have no idea if Alucard will show up and say something."
"Do you think he'll show up? Alucard, I mean?"
I sigh, "With him, I never know. I say I'm prepared, but in truth, I never am. I have some extra blood packs in teh fridge, just in case."
to be continued...
OK, Stampers-- TAG!! You can write your guys' getting ready if you want. teh ball's in your court.
(I decided to post over here so no one would hafta go to teh other thread looking for it!!)
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 21, 2004 16:19:59 GMT -5
Daniel n' I were gettin' ourselves a-ready' fer' Snap's Dinner Party, me a-PLUCKIN' me EYEBROWS [DON'T wanna' end up lookin' like that creepy FLCL guy, now DO I!?], n' Danny a-diggin' aroun' thru' his MASSIVE shoe collection in me closet............ DANIEL [soundin' FRUSTRATED]: "Pun'kin--WHERE'S my favorite pair of DRESS SHOES.....!?" STAMPERS [ PUN'KIN!!??]: "They SHOULD be inda' CLOSET, Honey-buns......Nobody ELSE aroun' here would be a-wearin' them!" CD "BISHIE" [buttin'-IN...., like USUAL!]: 'Oh! Spike borrowed them, Cutie-Muffins--said he had a "HOT DATE"!" DANIEL [confused]: "WHY would Spiegel borrow MY shoes? And DON'T call me THAT!" CD "BISHIE" [LAUGHIN']: "Oh, you SILLY Cutie-Muffins, NOT "Broccoli-Head" Spike--Spike teh VAMPIRE, that New BLOND cutie-pie!!!" DANIEL [GREATLY ALARMED, Now!!]: "WHAT teh HELL was HE DOING in STAMPERS' CLOSET!!!!??" CD "BISHIE" [smug smile]: "Why TRYING-ON your SHOES, Cutie-Muffins, WHAT ELSE!!??" DANIEL [a-grittin' his teeth!!]: "If you call ME "Cutie-Muffins" ONCE MORE, I'll TURN YOU SO YOU'RE FACING teh WALL, I MEAN it!!!!" CD "BISHIE" [ina' HUFF]: "WELL, it IS teh " TRUTH"!!" MORE to Come---- *snickers* Cutie-Muffins... har... I'll hafta not think of that during dinner.
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Post by XerBlade on Jun 21, 2004 16:24:12 GMT -5
In teh largest, main room of teh orphanage (which isn't really that big, but big enough) teh Crazy 88 was spread out everywhere ransacking teh place. teh doors burst open, and all eyes fell upon Kenshin. "Leave peacefully now and no harm will come to you. However, if it is a fight you want, I will be your opponent." He drew his sword.
In another room, several of teh Crazy 88s were gathered around a television screen, while a couple were playing a video game. One of them, strangely enough, was in possession of a Chinese pike. "Hey, hey, new guy. Why don't you lose once, and give some of us a turn?"
Kenshin mowed down set after set of teh men. Their leader, Johnny Mo, pushed through teh crowd and swung his pole at Kenshin, whcih kenshin easily parried. He separated teh pole into two blades and tried to slice Kenshin, who with a "Ryu Kan Sen!" sent him flying away.
Wolfwood, unarmed, led teh children out through a hidden passage, passing by a vent through which they could see teh group of masked men playing games. When they got outside they ran into Peanutcat and Lorne, who were relieved to see them safe.
Kenshin continued fighting teh army of men surrounding him. Mo, after regaining consciousness, lept over his men at Kenshin. Kenshin lept from his path with such speed Mo didn't even see him. "Ryu Tsui...!" Mo blocked his downward strike. "Shou Sen!" Mo was sent flying back, clearing a path of enemies in his wake, and flipped over on teh ground. He struggled to regain his footing. "Kuzu Ryu Sen!"
teh men playing games heard a loud crash. One of them went to teh door to check it out. "Hey, we're getting teh crap beat outta us!" "Hey, new guy, it's time to show your stuff." He rose to his feet and took hold of his weapon. He walked to teh door in front of teh others. Everyone behind him fell to teh ground. He turned around, and looked me right in teh eye. "Hello, friend. Sorry if I ruined your fun being late to teh party and all. It turns out I just needed a little something to eat. Somebody in that infirmary must've got it into their heads that I was on teh Atkins diet, or something." He swung his pike around and took his stance. "Well, are you gonna just dance around all day or fight me?" He thrust it at me as I stepped aside, then turned his thrust into a wide swing, which I parried with my sakabatou. He attempted to kick me, but I jumped to teh ceiling, then avoided his next set of attacks by leaping back and forth between various surfaces. "What's teh matter? You never hold back this much." I thrust my sword through his range and into his hand. Both our weapons ended up flying aside. He grabbed my arm and attempted to toss me, but I kicked up his chest and launched off of him, spinning in teh air as I called my sword back to my hand. I landed just as I finished my spin and held my sword to his neck. His pike was held against my abdomen as well. "I must admit, that wasn't that bad, for someone fighting someone who just got outta teh infirmary."
Wolfwood busted through teh door, Cross Punisher at teh ready, to find that teh only one left standing was Kenshin.
We each lowered our weapons and took a step back. I sheather my sword. "You know, I knew who you were from teh moment you arrived." Naoki threw off his mask.
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Post by XerBlade on Jun 21, 2004 16:25:43 GMT -5
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!! WE'RE GONNA DIE" Hey, I used to always do that at first. I was kinda technically teh person who started everything non-comedy originally, though.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 21, 2004 16:38:59 GMT -5
I sink into teh couch for a few minutes of respite before teh guests come. Gren is arranging (sp) teh dinnerware on teh table and straightining (sp) teh centerpiece.
"Whew. Now I know why I don't do this very often. It's exhausting. I hope I haven't forgotten anything.
I sit up, having thought of something. "Drinks! I forgot drinks!"
I rush to teh kitchen but Gren grabs my arm. "Relax. I'll take care of teh drinks. You go sit down and relax."
He leads me back to teh sofa and sits me down. He turns and heads back to teh kitchen.
"Thanks. I'm glad you're here to help me. If I had to do all this alone, I think I'd hang myself."
Gren chuckles from teh kitchen and he prepares a pitcher of iced tea. I notice.
"What about Rin? She might not drink iced tea."
He shook his head, "Also taken care of. I'm making some lemonade also. And there's always water, so we should have plenty to drink."
I lean back again. "Good choices. I noticed no liquor. That's probably a wise idea."
Gren nodded knowingly, "I didn't just fall off teh turnip truck when it comes to this crew and liquor."
teh door bell rings and I stand up. I straighten my top and skirt and head towards teh door, taking a deep breath on teh way.
to be continued...
I apologize for my horrid spelling, but my brain went itno Vapor Lock for some reason.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 16:51:30 GMT -5
*snickers* Cutie-Muffins... har... I'll hafta not think of that during dinner. [That is APPARENTLY Count D's version o' "tight tush"!] Continued--- Stampers is still a-pluckin' N' tryin'-ta' "figure OUT" da' rather "WEIRD" conversation goin' on inda' closet when, RIGHT in her ear---- "Hel-lo, Delicious! Getting "prettied-up" for "dinner", tonight...? You needn't bother JUST for ME!" *EEP!* STAMPERS [very PISSED-OFF!]: " DAMMIT, ALUCARD!!!! I NEARLY POKED OUT AN EYE wid'-ya SNEAKIN' UP on me like THAT!!! N' STOP LOOKIN' at ME NECK that WAY--I AM NOT an "appetizer"!!!!" ALUCARD [actin' "nonchalant"--which he does WELL, BTW!]: "Not to worry, Delicious! I'm REALLY only HERE to discuss something with my Cousin D.....Besides, I'd RATHER "save" YOU for "Dessssssssert"!" *Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......!* He moves off, n' Daniel comes up, wearin' his SECOND favorite pair o' Dress shoes [he HAS twenty!]-- "WHAT was THAT all about, Pun'kin?" STAMPERS [snarlin']: "Ohhh.....jus' Alucard bein' a ROYAL PAIN!!!!" [WHAT is wid' this "Pun'kin" business...!!??"]
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Post by porno librarian on Jun 21, 2004 16:54:33 GMT -5
You guys kick ass. *runs off to lock teh other thread*
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