Me: Ok...how is this?
Rai-Dei: Ah yes, very good....just like that...only...
Me: What? Not good?
Rai-Dei: Perhaps hold it just a bit....tighter. Yes...no, tighter...
Me: Tighter than this?
Rai-Dei: Yes...there! That's perfect. Now begin to move...up, and down...yes....now, faster....
Me: Good?
Rai-Dei: Yes! Ahh...
very good...now move your hips teh way I showed you...
Me: Whew, I'm not used to this....
Rai-Dei: Yes, you will hafta build your strength. Now, faster!
Me: Mmmm....like this?
Rai-Dei: Ahhh....yesss....very good....mm...
Saito: *snort* You're doing that completely wrong, you know.
Me: Well, would you like to come over here and show us how
you like it, Saito?
Saito: Hn. I'm not interested in your little....recreation.
Me: Yeah, and that's why you've been hiding there in teh corner watching us teh whole time, hmm?
Rai-Dei: Perhaps teh swordsman fears he will prove....inadequate?
Saito: *stubbing out his cigarette and storming over* *I'll show you inadequate! eyebrow* First of all, you're holding it much too tightly.
Me: But Rai-Dei likes it tight--
Saito: Rai-Dei is a fool. You must touch it softly....but, not too loose....yes......gentle, yet firm.
Me: How is that? Better?
Saito: That is....adequate. Now, begin to move, sliding fluidly up and down...yes.......good......remember, gentle yet firm.......yes......
now begin to move faster.....
Me: Hey Saito, you know....as long as you're showing me, do you think I could try this......on yours?
Saito: No, you may not.
Me: Aw, come on! You know I've always wanted to touch it!
Saito: No! Absolutely not! Lesson over. *storms off*
Rai-Dei: Sheesh, what is his problem? And we were just starting to have some real fun....
Me: He's just too possesive of that damn sword.