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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 21, 2004 17:02:04 GMT -5
[That is APPARENTLY Count D's version o' "tight tush"!] Continued--- Stampers is still a-pluckin' N' tryin'-ta' "figure OUT" da' rather "WEIRD" conversation goin' on inda' closet when, RIGHT in her ear---- "Hel-lo, Delicious! Getting "prettied-up" for "dinner", tonight...? You needn't bother JUST for ME!" *EEP!* STAMPERS [very PISSED-OFF!]: " DAMMIT, ALUCARD!!!! I NEARLY POKED OUT AN EYE wid'-ya SNEAKIN' UP on me like THAT!!! N' STOP LOOKIN' at ME NECK that WAY--I AM NOT an "appetizer"!!!!" ALUCARD [actin' "nonchalant"--which he does WELL, BTW!]: "Not to worry, Delicious! I'm REALLY only HERE to discuss something with my Cousin D.....Besides, I'd RATHER "save" YOU for "Dessssssssert"!" *Grrrrrrrrrrrrr......!* He moves off, n' Daniel comes up, wearin' his SECOND favorite pair o' Dress shoes [he HAS twenty!]-- "WHAT was THAT all about, Pun'kin?" STAMPERS [snarlin']: "Ohhh.....jus' Alucard bein' a ROYAL PAIN!!!!" [WHAT is wid' this "Pun'kin" business...!!??"] Does this mean he'll be showing up? Gren! Better set an extra chair, just in case!!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 21, 2004 17:02:48 GMT -5
You guys kick ass. *runs off to lock teh other thread* Don't we though!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 17:07:10 GMT -5
We're on our way [me drivin' like Jehu!], when I FINALLY decide-ta' ask Daniel abou' this "Pun'kin" thing---
"......N' ya' BETTER NOT say it's be'cuz I "remind" ya' o' a PUMPKIN, or I'll HAFTA' "HURT" ya', noda!"
DANIEL [smiles in SPITE o' da' "strain" o' watchin' me DRIVE!]: "It was your MOTHER who "suggested" it, ACTUALLY--You know I've been TRYING to come up with an "endearment" for you for SOME TIME, now, WITHOUT much "success"--well she mentioned that she n' your Father used to CALL you that when you were a baby, and, SOMEHOW, it seemed to "fit just right"........I HOPE you "like" it......DO you.....?"
I look at him LOVINGLY fer' a minute [narrowly missin' a garbage truck!], then say......
"I "LIKE" it JUS' FINE, Honey-Buns..........."
[n' when we git-ta' Snap's place, jus' before we knock onda' door, I give him a BIG KISS ta' "PROVE" it!--Unfortunately, Gren opens da' DOOR abou' THEN, catchin' us in mid-SMOOCH!!!]
*a-heh!*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 17:09:14 GMT -5
You guys kick ass. *runs off to lock teh other thread* Thank-ye! We's doin' our BEST!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 17:14:17 GMT -5
Does this mean he'll be showing up? Gren! Better set an extra chair, just in case!! Oh, I'm PRETTY MUCH BETTIN' Ol' "Sir Fangs-a-LOT" WILL show up SUM'TIME!!! He JUS' WON'T be able-ta' "RESIST"!!!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 17:28:36 GMT -5
Not having a car--and not knowing HOW to drive even if he DID--Vic and Rin start out early to walk to Snap's [it's not really THAT far]
At first, Rin insists on walking BEHIND him, content to "follow along" teh way she did with Lord Sesshomaru, but THIS makes Vic nervous because he can't see WHERE she IS, and because a couple of dangerous life-times have made him "cautious" about people behind him..........
He eventually convinces teh little girl to walk at his side, holding his hand..........
When they get to Snap's, Vic suddenly finds himself "hesitating" on teh walk, a-bit' "nervous" about what might be "waiting" for him THERE.........
RIN [looking up at this "sad" man]: "Come on, Mr. Vic--I'LL keep you SAFE! Besides, I'm HUNGRY.....!"
Vic smiles then, and moves up teh steps to ring teh doorbell...........
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Post by lizardali on Jun 21, 2004 20:15:31 GMT -5
Man, Xer, all this fighting is getting me all riled up. It makes me wanna write an action-based story of my own. Now all I need is a plausible excuse for a conflict........................ Oh, plausible schmausible, I'll just wing it!
Liz is walking back from teh grocery store when outta nowhere a group of strange figures drop down from teh sky and surround her. They are all barefoot, wearing black outfits and brightly colored masks, each one gaudier and more outlandish than teh last. Then their ranks part and a man appears wearing plain bright red mask. He is obviously teh leader of this strangely dressed band of miscreants. Red mask: You are Lizardali, yes. Me: Yeah........ Red: You may die now, please. One of teh masked fighters draws a wicked looking sword with jagged edges and charges at me. I quickly move to teh side, dodging his first thrust. He follows me me with three quick slashes, that I also manage to dodge, but not without trouble, as I still have a bag of groceries in my arms. Changing his stance he comes at me much quicker than before. I quicken my pace to match his, but soon find that my movements are being restricted by teh group surrounding us, which is gradually moving in closer and closer. I barely dodge one final stroke, falling backwards and spilling my groceries all over teh street. As I look at teh cracked eggs, bruised fruit, and soon to be spoiled meat, my eye twitches. Me: Holy horsecrap! Look at all that food you just made me waste!!! We are both close to teh ground. I bring my fist down hard on teh arm that holds his blade. teh bone snaps in two as it hits teh pavement. I then swing around and place a kick right on his face that sends him sprawling. As I stand up there is an evil glint in my eyes. Me: I was gonna make a quiche with that! Before I can make my next move, two strong arms grab me from behind and lift me up off teh ground. I watch as teh man I just "defeated" stands up and calmy fixes his arm back into place without flinching. teh man in teh red mask steps forward. Me: (struggling uselessly)Why are you doing this? What do you want from me?!!! Red: You should not have such a troubled mind before you depart into teh underworld. Do not concern yourself with such things. He places a gloved hand over my face. I can only guess that he is about to either release a strong energy blast that will incinerate my head, or crush my skull with his bare hands. And I'm not looking forward to either of those options.
To Be Continued...
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Post by XerBlade on Jun 21, 2004 20:31:09 GMT -5
You reminded me way too much of Millie right then, that you did.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 21:32:31 GMT -5
Man, Xer, all this fighting is getting me all riled up. It makes me wanna write an action-based story of my own. Now all I need is a plausible excuse for a conflict........................ Oh, plausible schmausible, I'll just wing it! Liz is walking back from teh grocery store when outta nowhere a group of strange figures drop down from teh sky and surround her. They are all barefoot, wearing black outfits and brightly colored masks, each one gaudier and more outlandish than teh last. Then their ranks part and a man appears wearing plain bright red mask. He is obviously teh leader of this strangely dressed band of miscreants. Red mask: You are Lizardali, yes. Me: Yeah........ Red: You may die now, please. One of teh masked fighters draws a wicked looking sword with jagged edges and charges at me. I quickly move to teh side, dodging his first thrust. He follows me me with three quick slashes, that I also manage to dodge, but not without trouble, as I still have a bag of groceries in my arms. Changing his stance he comes at me much quicker than before. I quicken my pace to match his, but soon find that my movements are being restricted by teh group surrounding us, which is gradually moving in closer and closer. I barely dodge one final stroke, falling backwards and spilling my groceries all over teh street. As I look at teh cracked eggs, bruised fruit, and soon to be spoiled meat, my eye twitches. Me: Holy horsecrap! Look at all that food you just made me waste!!! We are both close to teh ground. I bring my fist down hard on teh arm that holds his blade. teh bone snaps in two as it hits teh pavement. I then swing around and place a kick right on his face that sends him sprawling. As I stand up there is an evil glint in my eyes. Me: I was gonna make a quiche with that! Before I can make my next move, two strong arms grab me from behind and lift me up off teh ground. I watch as teh man I just "defeated" stands up and calmy fixes his arm back into place without flinching. teh man in teh red mask steps forward. Me: (struggling uselessly)Why are you doing this? What do you want from me?!!! Red: You should not have such a troubled mind before you depart into teh underworld. Do not concern yourself with such things. He places a gloved hand over my face. I can only guess that he is about to either release a strong energy blast that will incinerate my head, or crush my skull with his bare hands. And I'm not looking forward to either of those options. To Be Continued... [glow=red,2,300]WHOAH, LIZ!!!!!!!!![/glow] SUDDENLY I am "reminded" o' WHY Hiei CARES FOR--- HELL, HE LOVES YA', KIDDO!!!!!!!!!
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Post by lizardali on Jun 21, 2004 22:32:18 GMT -5
You reminded me way too much of Millie right then, that you did. How so? Oh, you mean because of teh pudding incident, right? I get it now.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 21, 2004 22:45:26 GMT -5
Okay, because I DON'T know how long teh Dinner Party at Snap's may take, n' I'm feelin' pressed for time, I'm gonna' "jump ahead" a-lil' n' tell some "tales" that would actually be happening AFTER "Dinner" [As teh Doctor (teh one from England) would say, "Time is a Relative....."]
Da' mornin' after-da' Dinner Party at Snap's, Stampers opened her closet in preparation for a new day n' caught Blond Spike ina' sum'what "embarrassin'" State o' Undress [VERY "brief" Briefs, actually!]......
*EEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!*
BLOND SPIKE [still has one leg in his pants n' her unexpected *SCREAM!* startles him so BADLY, he FALLS OVER inta' Daniel's Shoe Collection! *CRUNCH!*]: "HEY! WHAT-DA' [glow=red,2,300]FLAMING HELL[/glow] DID YOU DO THAT FOR!!!?? *OW!*"
STAMPERS [havin' got-da' "surprise" out-a' her system, she's NOW ROARIN' MAD!!!]: "WHAT-DA' FLAMIN' HELL ARE YA' DOIN' IN ME CLOSET, SPIKE!!!!??"
BLOND SPIKE [a-strugglin' da' REST o' da' way out-a' his pants wid'-out gittin' up--]: "WHAT does it LOOK like I'm DOIN', WOMAN!!!! I'M CHANGING MY CLOTHES!!!" [realizes that SUMTHIN' isa' "JABBIN'" him inda' BACK--pulls a stiletto-heeled leather boot out from unner' himself (!)] "Well, at least I was TRYING to....!" [stares confusedly at boot fer' a minute....] "Hey, I DIDN'T KNOW your Danny-Boy was "into" THIS sorta' THING!!"
STAMPERS [grabbin' aforementioned boot AWAY from Spike n' "hidin'" it behind her back!]: "*Har-RUMPH!!!* It's NOT his, n' NONE o' YER' DAMN BUSINESS, VAMPIRE!! N' ya' DIDN'T ANSWER me Question!!!!"
BLOND SPIKE [sits up cross-legged amoung-da' shoes, affordin' her wid' a BIT more "view" o' his "brief" BVD's than she WANTS at-da' MOMENT (NO WONDER Buffy couldn't "RESIST" him!!!!)]: "Well, Luv, Alucard told me this Space was "to Let", so to speak, so I moved right i--"
STAMPERS [ya' can ALMOST "see" da' STEAM curlin' OUT-a' her EARS!!!]: "WHY-DA' FRICKIN' HELL AREN'T BOTH YOU N' THAT IDIOT ALUCARD STAYING AT-DA' HOTEL IN THAT "SPECIAL VAMPIRE WING" WE SET UP FER' YOU MORONS!!!!!!!!!!!!??"
BLOND SPIKE [*winces* GADS! teh woman is LOUD!!!!]: "I was GETTIN' TO THAT! You SEE, teh ONLY one actually "THERE" right NOW is Angel, and ALL HE DOES is SIT AROUND and "BROOD" ALL day! It's like livin' with a BLOODY CHICKEN!!!! I mean, teh VERY LEAST he could "DO" is Lay an EGG for Breakfast or somethi--"
By NOW, all da' NOISE n' "EXCITEMENT" has brought EV'RA'ONE ELSE a-runnin'......!!!!
TASUKI [givin' Stampers a *wink*!--da' WRETCH!]: "Hey, Stampers! Who's teh BLOND in his UNDIES!?"
LUPIN [hidin' behind Nuriko--n' gittin' *SLAPPED!* fer' it!]: "THAT'S one of those FIENDS that said he was gonna' have ME for "LUNCH"! *OW!* NURIKO!!! ALL I DID was "touch" your Obi, REALLY NOW!!"
NURIKO [havin' "DEALT" wid' Lupin--]: "MISS STAMPERS, REALLY, YET ANOTHER MAN!!!??" [spots boot--] "Oh! What simply LOVELY boots!!! May I TRY them on!?"
DANIEL [*SCREECHIN'* ta' a HALT when he sees Spike!]: "ALUCARD!!!!! I'll BET THAT DAMN VAMPIRE has SOMETHING to DO with THIS!!!!!"
So NOW I have SPIKE da' Vampire livin' in me CLOSET! *sigh* JUS' "what" I NEED.......! Da' ONE "consolation" inda' situation is that Spike DOES NOT "git along WELL" wid' CD's "bishie"---
SPIKE [heard from wid'-in da' closet--]: "For teh LAST TIME, you FLAMING F*GG*T!!! STOP *Winking* at ME!!!"
CD "BISHIE" [soundin' "wounded"]: "But I ADORE Blonds!!! Just ask Leon!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 22, 2004 0:09:48 GMT -5
THIS lil' "incident" occurred jus' BEFORE Sanosuke moved in permanently wid' Megumi as her lawful husband ["...with a JOB, and EVERYTHING!"]
[INCIDENTLY, before he left, James made a Special Japanese meal--wid' ALL da' "fixins'"--to celebrate Sano n' Megumi's New Life together n' Daniel n' I gave them two gifts we hope will HELP them in that Life--a COMPLETE SET o' Encyclopedias n' a Gift Certificate (NO "Expiration" Date) to a Baby Shoppe! Now, besides da' "Hotel Handyman" Job, Sanosuke ALSO helps Megumi teach her "Baby Classes"--which have QUITE a few Attendees these days!--OFTEN as da' "Demonstration Model"----
MEGUMI [pointin'-ta' Sano, sittin' on floor wid' pillow unner' his shirt, knees "apart", bein' a "pregnant lady"]: "Now watch as Sanosuke shows you HOW to "breathe" during Labor--Sano.......?" [general "titters" o' laughter as he begins-ta' "huff-n'-puff"......!]
SANOSUKE [gives his Wife a *wink*! n' thinks--]: "EH! It's-a "Living"!" ]
ANYWAY, back-ta' ORIGINAL Story..........
There's a *Knock* on teh Front door, and Daniel goes to answer it--
Outside, on teh step, is SETO KAIBA(!) looking "mysterious" and slightly cranky....
KAIBA [hardly glancing at Daniel, as if he were beneath Kaiba's "notice"--]: "I've COME for Stampers--Tell her Seto Kaiba "WANTS" her, NOW!"
Then from behind Kaiba steps Pip, looking VERY SEXY with his LONG BLOND HAIR and Eye-Patch--
PIP [steps in FRONT of Kaiba--]: "HI! I'm PIP! Is a Miss Stampers Typhoon living HERE? I've been sent by Alucard to give her ".......a ROLLICKING GOOD TIME!!"
Stepping out from behind HIM, comes Xer [with eyes glowing YELLOW!]--
XER [gives a STUNNED Daniel a THREATENING *GLARE*!]: "WHERE is SHE, Saverem!? I NEED Stampers, RIGHT NOW!!"
Before Poor Daniel [who's suddenly feeling ALL 200+ of his Years....!] can do MORE than just open-n'-close his mouth in DISMAYED Astonishment, Stampers SHOVES him outta teh way and BOUNDS outta teh door! As she *skips* OFF with ALL THREE VERY YOUNG MEN, she calls back over her shoulder---
"TOOTLES, Danny-Boy! I've decided-da' BEST WAY fer'a woman o' MY "years" to keep feelin' YOUNG, is-ta' spend ALL o' her time wid' ONLY TRULY YOUNG MEN!! COME ON, Boys! I feel like makin' "WHOOPIE" TONIGHT!!!"
As she disappears into teh "Future" WITHOUT him, Daniel slumps pathetically by teh door frame, looking ALL of his 200-some years, reaching out a withered hand to her.........
DANIEL [his voice getting weaker as he slowly starts to "disintegrate" into Dust....]: "Stampers! Don't LEAVE me! Please.....come......ba------"
teh Dust blows away with a "whispery", sorrowful cry..........
And Daniel K. Saverem wakes with a START!, dripping with SWEAT and shaking......!!!!
As he sits up and rubs his face with his hands, trying to forget teh "dream", Sanosuke speaks softly from teh sofa where he sleeps--
"Bad Dream, Danny?"
DANIEL [his face in his hands...]: "VERY "BAD" DREAM!" [looks up at Sanosuke, his eyes brimming with tears--] "I THOUGHT she had LEFT me, Sano--run off with THREE "YOUNGER" MEN and left me to "wither away" and DIE of loneliness......it was so....."REAL", I can STILL taste teh "dust and tears"....!"
Sanosuke leaves teh sofa and sits next to Daniel on teh floor, where he sleeps, putting a "comradely" arm around his Plant friend's shoulders---
SANOSUKE [giving Daniel a "friendly lil' "punch" between men--]: "Come on, NOW, Danny-Boy! You don't REALLY think you CAN "lose" her that way, DO ya'!? Stampers LOVES you with ALL her Heart and Soul, I CAN "SEE" it, shining in her EYES every time she even LOOKS at YOU! Besides, has she EVER called ANYONE ELSE "Honey-Buns"!!?"
DANIEL [WELL , she DID used to call Vash "widdl' Schnookems", but I SEE your "point"...!]: "Your RIGHT, Sano.....Stampers has NEVER given me any REAL reason to doubt her Faithfulness and wuv, in spite of occasional "silly" little "side-tracks" into what she calls "cradle-robbing"--I ALREADY KNOW she doesn't "mean" ANY of that, it's just a natural human "reaction" to teh opposite sex, kind of like teh way a cat can't RESIST playing with a dangling bit of string.......I guess I still just feel a bit "paranoid" at times, probably LEFT OVER from all those years of being "crazy and ALONE" on Gunsmoke......."
SANOSUKE [remembering HIS "crazy and alone" years....]: "PROBABLY.......Listen, it's just NATURAL to have "doubts" every now and then---I KNOW I sometimes can't BELIEVE that I'm ACTUALLY MARRIED to Megumi, now, because of ALL those years of thinking it would NEVER happen, that she would "worship" Kenshin from "afar" and NOT see ME "waiting" for her ALL that time.......And ya' KNOW WHAT I found OUT!?"
DANIEL [already feeling teh dream grow dim and fading....]: "No, what?"
SANOSUKE [smiles as he gets back on teh sofa and settles down to sleep, his voice becoming a "whisper" in teh dark......]: "I found out that Megumi had been "waiting" for ME, all.....that........time......." [gentle snores...]
DANIEL [as he settles back down into HIS bed, turning so that he can see Stampers' sleeping form thru' teh open bedroom door.....]: "Sano's RIGHT, she HAS been "waiting" for ME, all along........."
He falls asleep with a smile on his young, handsome face.......
[Sleep tight, Honey-buns]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 22, 2004 9:13:19 GMT -5
[Jumpin' AHEAD, agin'.......]
Well, it HAD-ta' happen EVENTUALLY, I guess--
Danny n' I had our First "serious" Quarrel [well, FIRST since becomin' Engaged, that is....]!
It all started when Daniel was a-gripin' about his carefully-organized Shoe Collection bein' MOST "uncarefully DISORGANIZED" by Blond Spike a-rummagin' thru' it fer' "borrows", as HE puts it--Danny calls it "theft"! THIS brought up da' subject o' CD's "Bishie", who WOULD INSIST on referrin' ta' Danny as "Cutie-Muffins"........!
"I've gotten used to you calling me "Honey-buns", Pun'kin, EVEN IF it DOES still get me "teased" on occasion, but I DON'T see WHY I should hafta "put up" with that WEIRD "bishie" remarking on my physical "attributes", EVEN IF it's "meant" as COMPLIMENT!"
And, then, THAT'S when I made my "fatal" mistake........
To be Continued-----
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 22, 2004 9:16:02 GMT -5
Outside, on teh step, is SETO KAIBA(!) looking "mysterious" and slightly cranky.... KAIBA [hardly glancing at Daniel, as if he were beneath Kaiba's "notice"--]: "I've COME for Stampers--Tell her Seto Kaiba "WANTS" her, NOW!" Then from behind Kaiba steps Pip, looking VERY SEXY with his LONG BLOND HAIR and Eye-Patch-- PIP [steps in FRONT of Kaiba--]: "HI! I'm PIP! Is a Miss Stampers Typhoon living HERE? I've been sent by Alucard to give her ".......a ROLLICKING GOOD TIME!!" Stepping out from behind HIM, comes Xer [with eyes glowing YELLOW!]-- XER [gives a STUNNED Daniel a THREATENING *GLARE*!]: "WHERE is SHE, Saverem!? I NEED Stampers, RIGHT NOW!!" Stampers, all three? You trollop you!! Pip is a cutie, isn't he? I've seen another fanart of him that I'll try to find and post for you. It really does him justice!!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 22, 2004 9:33:47 GMT -5
We're on our way [me drivin' like Jehu!], when I FINALLY decide-ta' ask Daniel abou' this "Pun'kin" thing--- "......N' ya' BETTER NOT say it's be'cuz I "remind" ya' o' a PUMPKIN, or I'll HAFTA' "HURT" ya', noda!" DANIEL [smiles in SPITE o' da' "strain" o' watchin' me DRIVE!]: "It was your MOTHER who "suggested" it, ACTUALLY--You know I've been TRYING to come up with an "endearment" for you for SOME TIME, now, WITHOUT much "success"--well she mentioned that she n' your Father used to CALL you that when you were a baby, and, SOMEHOW, it seemed to "fit just right"........I HOPE you "like" it......DO you.....?" I look at him LOVINGLY fer' a minute [narrowly missin' a garbage truck!], then say...... "I "LIKE" it JUS' FINE, Honey-Buns..........." [n' when we git-ta' Snap's place, jus' before we knock onda' door, I give him a BIG KISS ta' "PROVE" it!--Unfortunately, Gren opens da' DOOR abou' THEN, catchin' us in mid-SMOOCH!!!] *a-heh!* Gren moves to open teh door and sees Stampers and Danny in mid kiss in teh hallway. "teh least you could do was wait until you got inside first."Stampers and Danny break apart, each blushing slightly. "Sorry about that, Gren. But when you wuv each other like we do, you find it hard to keep your hands off each other." Stampers replied as she entered. "Hey guys! You're teh first ones here! Come on in and have a seat!" I say and motion towards teh sofa. Danny removes his and Stampers' coats and leads her to teh couch. "Thanks for having us over, Miss Snap. Whatever you have cooking certainly smells good," he said as they both sat. I smile, "Why thank you, Danny. I hope you like it. I'm serving lasagna. Dessert's gonna be a surprise, though."Gren and I take a seat in teh two chairs opposite. "Oh, lasagna! I wuv lasagna, don't you Honey-Buns!"Danny blushed slightly, but nodded slightly. "Yes, I do Pun'kin." Stampers squeezed his arm slightly. Then teh doorbell rang again. Gren and I got up at teh same time and he gestured for me to sit down. He went over to teh door and opened it. It was Vic and Rin! to be continued...
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