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Post by RedTempest on Mar 30, 2004 23:34:17 GMT -5
I wanna be happy! Good luck on that one Bizzaro Sant! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 31, 2004 19:42:47 GMT -5
I want more money for less work time. OK, you now work 2 hours a week for $500 an hour. Course you're also a prostitute, but what teh hey, you want everything? I want free flights for... life. Congratulations, you're now a stwardess and a prostitute I wanna make it through one shopping trip without being searched. *poof* teh racist shopkeepers are now color blind. Shop with ease.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 31, 2004 19:58:19 GMT -5
I want an egg from strongbadia so I can have my own teh Cheat.. Ummmm sure, ok, here ya go.and chocolate covered fishsticks. Here you go, teh Gordon's Fisherman and Willy Wonka have formed an unholy union just for you.I want teh state to give me money so that I can graduate in teh Summer and become rich enough to enslave people. Ummmmm no.I want more people to accept teh awesomeness of WHR.. she's teh child of teh devil dammit!! *poof* teh fanbase is now equal in number to teh Inuyasha fans, but not nearly as annoying.I want my own open bar full of red bull(:steaming pile of Nu:), vodka, coke, soda, whiskey (makers mark) Yeah, I thought this was covered when I gave you that DJ gig. Oh well, it's behind your equipment rack.and 10 naked girls who like to post pointless stuff on teh ASMB who I can laugh at. There's already like 50 of them. They all go by teh name nakedgoth, but they're different people. Really, they are.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 31, 2004 20:02:58 GMT -5
I want it to be warm here again. It's now a balmy 75 degrees. (I turned up teh heat in your house, don't tell your parents)I want my boyfriend to get back from Destin already. *poof* There he is on your doorstep.I want there to be another show in this city soon. Just announced! David Byrne will be in L-Town on May 1st!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 31, 2004 20:10:29 GMT -5
I wanna be happy! Good luck on that one Bizzaro Sant! hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Ahhh Red, that's teh easiest one yet.
*poof*
You now realize that here you have a place where you have friends who l-word you and really like you for who you are. You realize that you don't need physical possessions to be happy as long as you have friends like these. And that my friend, is happiness.
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Post by FinnAgain on Mar 31, 2004 21:02:29 GMT -5
I wanna shake teh heavens I wanna shatter teh ground I wanna greet people a good morning in a brilliant golden dawn perpetually I wanna fly with teh ease of thought and think with teh ease of spring's breeze I wanna live forever I wanna bleed bright fiery gold blood I want yes and no, then and now, all and everything I wanna die each morning I wanna kill with my voice I wanna wound with my gaze I wanna, just for a day, set teh world ablaze.
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DarkRaven35
Fresh Depends
If you can see me, it means you need to run.
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Post by DarkRaven35 on Apr 1, 2004 0:17:07 GMT -5
*poof* There he is on your doorstep. Much appreciated Doose of the Pink Panties! Woo, everyone knows how much I wuv country....
But hey there is one I like this friday, so it all works out.
Thank you oh Bizarro Santa!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 1, 2004 0:47:27 GMT -5
Woo, everyone knows how much I wuv country....
But hey there is one I like this friday, so it all works out.
Thank you oh Bizarro Santa! No, no dear. David Byrne (from teh Talking Heads). Not Tracy Byrd. Big difference.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 1, 2004 12:31:26 GMT -5
i want pse&g to blow up. i hate those bastards!
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Apr 1, 2004 13:43:37 GMT -5
I want a chinese store and a chicken/sub/pizza shack on every corner. I wanna smack teh parents of teh little bastard that I saw in teh Rite Aid stabbing condom packages with a knifes and a stickpins I wanna see Bush try and attend a basketball game at Ruckers Park I wanna unbrella hat that doesn't look clownish
~Acid
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 1, 2004 19:04:01 GMT -5
i want pse&g to blow up. i hate those bastards! Ummmmm what? Who?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 1, 2004 19:26:22 GMT -5
I want a chinese store and a chicken/sub/pizza shack on every corner. OK, there's now a Ling's Wings, Pizza, & Sammiches on every corner in B-More. I wanna smack teh parents of teh little bastard that I saw in teh Rite Aid stabbing condom packages with a knifes and a stickpins Just teh parents? And let teh little bastard escape scott free? I say thee nay! All shall suffer for this outrage! After teh parents are smacked (by both of us) they shall be locked in a room with their child for 48 hours, while teh complete works of John Tesh is played on repeat teh entire time. I mean, I wanna have some little Doose of the Pink Panties' running around someday, but not because some punk perforated my prophylactics. I wanna see shrub try and attend a basketball game at Ruckers Park Hahahaha! So would I. Hey look, there he is! Hey look, there he goes. I wanna unbrella hat that doesn't look clownish Don't we all? Well, here's a monochromatic one, as opposed to teh crazy ass rainbow, or red & white ones you usually see.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 1, 2004 19:29:24 GMT -5
teh gas/electric company here. public service gas & electic. teh bastards!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 1, 2004 19:31:51 GMT -5
teh gas/electric company here. public service gas & electic. teh bastards! Ahhh okies. Ummmm Imma wait till you, Tone, and teh kids are in DisneyWorld again. Cuz this one'll be kinda messy, and I think it'll be better if you guys aren't in teh state when it happens.
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