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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Apr 5, 2004 13:29:34 GMT -5
I wanna go back to Chucky Cheese and beat teh hell outta that big ass rat! I wanna see that one cashier at Chucky Cheese wrestle in a vat of ice cream with Melyssa Ford I want Melyssa Ford as my personal servant I want everyday to be 2 dollar Tuesdays at every club, strip or otherwise
~Acid
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 7, 2004 22:06:46 GMT -5
I wanna go back to Chucky Cheese and beat teh hell outta that big ass rat! Here ya go, I even duct taped his wrists for you.I wanna see that one cashier at Chucky Cheese wrestle in a vat of ice cream with Melyssa Ford Chocolate or Vanilla?I want Melyssa Ford as my personal servant She starts Monday.I want everyday to be 2 dollar Tuesdays at every club, strip or otherwise BAM!! And just for you they have all you can eat Chinese Buffets in them too.
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Post by that's so raven! on Apr 7, 2004 22:26:25 GMT -5
I want Pork Chops O' Chunky *sings* taste so good!!! never make you smell funkyyyyyy
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Apr 8, 2004 9:57:13 GMT -5
I wanna snack alarm that screams when someone, other than myself, approaches my cache. I want more arrows for my crossbow, so that I can continue to decimate teh squirrel populous. I drinking fountain that rotates between my favorite acidic and alcoholic beverages, by teh press of a button. I want teh first session of Dave Chappelle on DVD. I want a DVD player/recorder combo.
~Acid
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 19, 2004 20:32:44 GMT -5
I wanna snack alarm that screams when someone, other than myself, approaches my cache. Wow, I've been slackin' lately. Though nobody seems to want anything anymore... have I really satisfied all their needs? Anyhoo...
Since this is so late I tweaked teh alarm a little. It now unleashes.... teh SPIDERS on teh poor bastard that dares mess with your snacky goodness.I want more arrows for my crossbow, so that I can continue to decimate teh squirrel populous. Here's a gross of crossbow quarrels. Just wipe off teh squirrel brains and guts and reuse them.I drinking fountain that rotates between my favorite acidic and alcoholic beverages, by teh press of a button. Here ya go, it has 2 straws even. Don't want your acidic drinks to contaminate teh alcoholic ones, and vice versa.I want teh first session of Dave Chappelle on DVD. Too easy. Here ya go. teh super special collector's edition w/ teh talking Tyrone Doll. With such fun phrases like "I want some crack!" and "Where's teh crack?"I want a DVD player/recorder combo. Here ya go. Doesn't anybody else want anything?
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imperfect
Granny Panties
you are teh music while teh music lasts
Posts: 255
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Post by imperfect on Apr 26, 2004 22:29:16 GMT -5
I wanna go see Cabaret on broadway. A date (who doesn't suck) to go with me. My mom to send in my college enrollment check. May 12th to come really fast.
That's it for now.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 26, 2004 22:41:00 GMT -5
I wanna go see Cabaret on broadway. Here's 2 tickets, for teh exact center of teh seating. Row Q I believe. Seats 34 & 35.A date (who doesn't suck) to go with me. Well... *ahem*... yeah right. I'll make sure Matt has teh night off work.My mom to send in my college enrollment check. She still hasn't done that?! *kicks her in teh ass* Done.May 12th to come really fast. Hey now, let's get May 1st here first. Then I'll let you have teh 12th.
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Post by lunarnoodle on Apr 26, 2004 22:56:57 GMT -5
Now I want it to be Friday. Now.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 26, 2004 23:01:33 GMT -5
Now I want it to be Friday. Now. So do I. Soooooooo do I. Still working on that time machine thing. Try me again in a few days. I think I'll have it perfected by then.
Now if only there were somebody that could grant MY wishes...
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 26, 2004 23:18:42 GMT -5
Wow! Thanks bizarro (bizzaro ) santa! But.... what about what you want? Where is your list? OK, I've decided to put my list up. Here we go....
~I want all my l-worded ones (yes that includes you guys) to be all in one spot, so I can see any of you whenever I want.
~I want a HUGE house so I can have HUGE parties for all of you.
~I want a 2003 Mustang GT. (I used to make teh hoods for those, and they changed teh hoods w/ teh 2004)
~I want my zombie movie collection to be complete.
~I want teh Brak Show to come back, and I want Andy back at Adult Swim.
~I REALLY want it to be May.
~And finally... I want this OH MA GAWD yes, that.
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Post by porno librarian on Jun 5, 2004 20:56:14 GMT -5
*goes cookie-monster*
PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Jun 5, 2004 21:32:52 GMT -5
*goes cookie-monster* PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA About diggity damn time somebody asked for something!!!
Here ya go babe
from Pizzeria Uno in Chicago!
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drgonzo
Granny Panties
I fucked your mom
Posts: 287
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Post by drgonzo on Jun 5, 2004 22:24:39 GMT -5
About diggity damn time somebody asked for something!!!
Here ya go babe
from Pizzeria Uno in Chicago! Why did you show her a picture of a pie then? Why not find her a pic of some pizza?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Jun 5, 2004 22:31:43 GMT -5
Because I am Bizzaro_Santa and I give people what they REALLY want.
Like this
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drgonzo
Granny Panties
I fucked your mom
Posts: 287
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Post by drgonzo on Jun 6, 2004 1:30:36 GMT -5
Why would I want a picture of myself? I've got plenty of those. I would like pictures of Jessica Biehl nekkid.
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