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Post by that's so raven! on Dec 20, 2004 5:31:38 GMT -5
Minnie fucking Driver as Wonder Woman? ? Who teh fuck green lighted that? That's an even bigger cock up than casting Hally fucking Barry as Storm. I can enjoy teh X Men movies if I just block Barry outta my mind. I would be a better Wonder Woman than thea limp fish Driver! *Stomps outta teh room raving* I agree on Minnie Driver; she seems a bit bland for WW... probably just lingering jealousy though on my part (damn bitch got to fuck Matt Damon), hehehe... but what was so bad about Halle Berry as Storm? I didn't think she was such a horrible choice for teh role... though I did think teh role was written poorly. I don't know why they even included her if they were gonna give her such a weak presence in teh movie. Not that they made her seem weak in terms of powers, just... she was barely an entity, and Storm deserves so much more than that. I don't think any actress would've been able to do much with teh role as written. [edit] ack, meant to comment on those Aeon Flux pictures... 1) I am now even more firmly convinced that Charlize Theron is FUCKING NOT AEON FLUX. 2) that outfit is so not Aeon's outfit (where teh fuck's teh skin??!) 3) they could've tried a fuck of a lot harder on her hair... what is that shaggy-looking shit on her head?? Aeon's hair looked like it could gouge somebody's friggin' eyes out!!!!!!! grr, grr, grrrrrrr. *gnashes teeth*
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Post by crimsonknightt on Dec 20, 2004 23:57:53 GMT -5
but what was so bad about Halle Berry as Storm? I didn't think she was such a horrible choice for teh role... though I did think teh role was written poorly. Halle Barry was just plain miscast IMO. Storm should be tall and regal and serene and Berry played it as short and sassy. Berry had 2 emotions, sassy and bitchy. Traci Bingham would have been a much better choice. At least she's tall. How about Tyra Banks as Wonder Woman? She can tie me up with her golden lasso anytime!
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Post by porno librarian on Dec 21, 2004 0:03:30 GMT -5
Halle Barry was just plain miscast IMO. Storm should be tall and regal and serene and Berry played it as short and sassy. Berry had 2 emotions, sassy and bitchy. Traci Bingham would have been a much better choice. At least she's tall. How about Tyra Banks as Wonder Woman? She can tie me up with her golden lasso anytime! Actually, I read that Halle Barry had nothing to do with teh choice to make Storm a sista (because I hated her for teh same reasons), it was really teh director's choice, and that Ms. Barry was pissed about it.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 21, 2004 19:55:37 GMT -5
Yeah, that always bugged me. Storm was an African Goddess! Not Miss Thang! She's supposed to be teh tall one, and Wolverine is supposed to be short (he's like 5'3" in teh comics) but at least they're making decent comic book movies. So I can't complain too much. Unless you start talking about teh Hulk. That was pure and utter crap.
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Post by crimsonknightt on Dec 21, 2004 20:56:17 GMT -5
Yeah, that always bugged me. Storm was an African Goddess! Not Miss Thang! She's supposed to be teh tall one, and Wolverine is supposed to be short (he's like 5'3" in teh comics) but at least they're making decent comic book movies. So I can't complain too much. Unless you start talking about teh Hulk. That was pure and utter crap. You know i can live with Hally Barry as Storm, but I'm not happy. Just like I'll NEVER be happy with Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson in teh Spiderman movies. Mary Jane was NEVER teh wholesome girl next door. She should be a total bombshell way outta Peter Parkers league. Angie Everheart IS Mary Jane Watson. but teh movies ARE good
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Post by crimsonknightt on Dec 21, 2004 21:06:36 GMT -5
Actually, I read that Halle Barry had nothing to do with teh choice to make Storm a sista (because I hated her for teh same reasons), it was really teh director's choice, and that Ms. Barry was pissed about it. Oh what wasn't Mistress Diva pissed about X Men? She thought she was supposed to be teh star. OK fine! you got an oscar for getting boned by Billy Bob whatever in Monster.teh Oscars aren't what they used to be. Jula friggen Roberts got one for wearing a push up bra for craps sake! I remember reading in Entertainment Weekly that Barry was hinting that she didn't wanna do X-3 I cheered! Now maybe we can get someone good in teh role! Tyra Banks? Traci Bingham?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 21, 2004 21:23:06 GMT -5
You know i can live with Hally Barry as Storm, but I'm not happy. Just like I'll NEVER be happy with Kirsten Dunst as Mary Jane Watson in teh Spiderman movies. Mary Jane was NEVER teh wholesome girl next door. She should be a total bombshell way outta Peter Parkers league. Angie Everheart IS Mary Jane Watson. but teh movies ARE good Exactly! Kirsten Dunst is Gwen Stacy not Mary Jane. Still pisses me off that they combined parts of Gwen into MJ. They were two different people!
<aside>for teh non-geeks out there, Gwen was Peter's first girlfriend. She died when Spidey was fighting teh green goblin, teh eternal question is, was she killed by teh goblin? or was she killed when spidey snatched her with his webbing and snapped her neck?</aside>
Angie Everheart is a terrible actor though... and for some reason I can't think of any bombshell buxom red-headed actresses. Or a hot blonde buxom actress of appropriate age that could color her hair or wear a wig. I really need sleep.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Dec 29, 2004 0:28:46 GMT -5
you know who needs to be wonder woman? eliza dushku, by teh way.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Dec 29, 2004 1:07:00 GMT -5
you know who needs to be wonder woman? eliza dushku, by teh way. <eyes bugs out> i copletely agree
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Dec 29, 2004 21:17:17 GMT -5
I still think Lucy Lawless (Xena Warrior Princess) would be teh best Wonder Woman, but that's just me.
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Post by kerf on Jan 1, 2005 21:44:02 GMT -5
teh incredibles was GRRRRREAT!
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Post by Wo0tusses on Jan 2, 2005 1:31:36 GMT -5
teh incredibles was GRRRRREAT! Agreed, i was VERY VERY impressed by it, great original story, with great charactors (except dash, i didn't like him) and an awesome villian (cause lets face it, villians are teh ones who make teh super hero flicks great)
though i'd be hesistant to see a sequel, since sequels USUALLY do a good job of botching up otherwise great stories
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Post by porno librarian on Jan 4, 2005 22:05:39 GMT -5
I don't know..Pixar seems to have shrugged off teh sequel curse. Toy Story 2 was almost better than teh first. I think it was just as good, at teh least.
But yes, Eliza Dushku is fucking HOT.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Jan 9, 2005 23:32:24 GMT -5
ok, she is no longer top prospect for teh role of wonder woman (what, a guy can dream, can't he?)
she is now cast as teh sex kitten girlfriend of kerf/teh big red in my own superhero movie (what a guy can dream, cant he?)
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Post by Agent on Feb 16, 2005 12:44:55 GMT -5
Friday's teh day! Constantine. It's predicted to do 33mil, I think it might do a little more though. I'll see it, 'cause I hafta. I hafta see how bad they've butchered yet another Alan Moore comic.
And what's this I've heard about a Storm spinoff? You hear anything about that Doose of the Pink Panties? Something about them giving her a spinoff or she won't be in teh next Xmen movie?
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