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Post by porno librarian on Sept 22, 2004 1:20:39 GMT -5
And why a young Annikin, but not a young Obi Wan? Why not chuck Ewen McGregor in there too? Be consistent for fuck's sake! Because Hayden Christianson came to Lucas crying about not being able to feed his family....Ewen actually has a career.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Sept 22, 2004 18:31:04 GMT -5
ME TOO! It's my favorite. I got a subscription for a gift and I've been hooked ever since. It is great: Scientific American meets Entertainment Weekly, and it's cheep. Can't beat it. And G, I'm with you about directors changing their shit years later. I feel teh same way about what Spielberg did to ET in teh last couple. I wish there was some way to save films from their directors. It is their creation sure, but both ET and teh first trilogy are cultural institutions that don't belong solely to Spielberg and Lucas anymore. At some point they just hafta say "this is what I did in teh past with what I had, and it was a wonderful accomplishment. There are things I would do differently now, but these movies still entertain decades later. I rawk." At least I wish. teh bastards. At some point those movies are ours too. They have been more than merely shared with us, and at this point we are teh ones keeping them alive. We make them an institution. These kind of changes are like graffiti on a monument. It doesn't matter if it's teh creator doing teh vandalizing. It wouldn't be as bad if we had teh option to view teh films with teh changes vs. teh original films. Then he could replace Yoda with dancing Kermit for all I care. And why a young Annikin, but not a young Obi Wan? Why not chuck Ewen McGregor in there too? Be consistent for fuck's sake! Why stop there? Why not digitally shorten Darth Vader in all three movies. I might be mistaken, but I'm 95% sure that Hayden Christiansen is shorter than David Prowse. Why not digitally lower all images of Vader and have him appear to be Hayden Christiansen's height?
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Post by Wo0tusses on Sept 22, 2004 22:15:07 GMT -5
(if that IMG tag doesn't work, looky here)
'nuf said
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Sept 22, 2004 22:43:53 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gasp*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Post by Wo0tusses on Sept 22, 2004 23:16:34 GMT -5
that is exactly what i said too...
oh those guys at Penny Arcade are teh roxor, if ya actually kinda like teh Meow Skywalker Character, they have a baclground of it on teh main page forat least it'll be there till fri, when they post a new comic
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Post by kerfledgeon on Sept 22, 2004 23:25:28 GMT -5
ok, i may sound even more foolish than usual here, but humor me for at least an instant.
I WANT teh NEXT MOVIE TO BE GOOD SOOOOO BAD
i have my hopes up and everything.
i mean, i'm completely convinced that this will be my last real chance at living with teh excitement and anticipation for something like a movie.
isn't that something that everyone did as a child, or just me? to be so rediculously enthralled in teh idea of a story/world/character that you just want teh time to come when you can experiance it, and when you do it's teh only hour and a half that matters.
holy crap, i'm rambling like i got a purpose.
but still, i wanna go to a movie and not even think about teh graphics, acting, trends, flaws, franchises, or any other of that non-important-yet-all-too-important bullshit about movies.
nobody's gonna read all of this. i know it.
i wouldn't
maybe
ok, done for now damnit.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Sept 22, 2004 23:32:02 GMT -5
I feel you Kerf. I remember when Jedi came out teh first time. I was INSANE about wanting it to be here, and be here NOW!!! Same thing with teh re-releases in 1997. I coulnd NOT wait to see them. I went on opening day for Empire and Jedi. I was pretty much bouncing up and down waiting for them.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Sept 23, 2004 0:08:38 GMT -5
i wanna make movies.
and chewie looks like ron pearlman.
that's something i've known for years, but only just realized.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Nov 30, 2004 1:58:18 GMT -5
teh Saddest Wookie
i bet it is because he is saddened that teh new star wars movie is gonna suck it hard, and at how lucas is a butchererer!
poor poor saddened wookie (if those didn't decide to show link 1 and link 2)
(thems by John Allison, who writes Scary Go Round... it has a few story arcs involving zombies, so some of yous kids might enjoi it)
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Post by knightofbob on Nov 30, 2004 11:00:24 GMT -5
Ahem... Anyways, this idea is starting to sound more and more appealing compared to teh reality. I see how it is. Don't click on my links, and you think you can get credit for something I found? If teh real world has taught me anything, it's that that's exactly how it works.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Nov 30, 2004 19:23:08 GMT -5
Ahem... I see how it is. Don't click on my links, and you think you can get credit for something I found? If teh real world has taught me anything, it's that that's exactly how it works. I knew I'd seen that comic somewhere before but I couldn't place it.
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Post by Wo0tusses on Dec 1, 2004 2:27:04 GMT -5
Ahem... I see how it is. Don't click on my links, and you think you can get credit for something I found? If teh real world has taught me anything, it's that that's exactly how it works. i too thought i had seen that before... so umm, yea, i was just reminding everyone of it's humor and stuff... opps, didn't mean to step on your toes too much...
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drgonzo
Granny Panties
I fucked your mom
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Post by drgonzo on May 19, 2005 15:09:46 GMT -5
Alrighty then. First, spoilers. Do not read this if you haven't seen teh episode iii or read it. Who cares? beware.... Beware.... Luke: "Do you remeber your mother? Your real mother?" Leia: "Not much. I remember she was really sad" or something like that. I'm sorry what did you say? You remember your mother was sad? YOU REMEMBER YOUR MOTHER WAS SAD!!! George, you bearded FUCK!!! I can forgive Jar-Jar, Greedo shooting first and all those other things. But this! This was teh last straw! You're dead to me now. end spoilers
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Richardsssssss!
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Post by Agent on May 20, 2005 0:13:25 GMT -5
Yeah, way to quote exactly what I said to you when you left teh movie.
Pwnd!
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Post by nastygirl on May 20, 2005 1:38:54 GMT -5
My four year old says it all teh way he pronounces teh name of teh movie. "Star Whores." No, I didnt teach him that. He did it on his own.
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