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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 17, 2005 2:02:28 GMT -5
I know, I KNOW--that title SUCKS, but whattaya' EXPECT this late on Saturday......!?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 17, 2005 2:07:49 GMT -5
THERE'S a thought! I figured teh bandages he always wore on his lower arms were protection from his own "whip" weapon--teh backlash on that thing must be a BITCH, noda! BTW, Xer--what's yer' sig quote from? It sounds familiar.....
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 17, 2005 2:07:50 GMT -5
I know, I KNOW--that title SUCKS, but whattaya' EXPECT this late on Saturday......!? Find a title by me stuck on anything that both doesn't suck and isn't just a rip-off of a pre-existing title somewhere (one on something small enough, like an episode title of something long that doesn't give much stock to them, that there wouldn't be like copyright issues or whatever) and, um, I'll have you know I'm not really moved much by false flattery.
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 17, 2005 2:16:33 GMT -5
THERE'S a thought! I figured teh bandages he always wore on his lower arms was protection from his own "whip" weapon--teh backlash on that thing must be a BITCH, noda! BTW, Xer--what's yer' sig quote from? It sounds familiar..... Avatar: 8-Bit Theatre [That being Fighter, obviously to anyone who's either read any of teh comic or played teh original Final Fantasy which it is parodying (well, teh big thing, not counting all teh little joke references scattered all over teh place to every other thing imaginable Avatar Text: 8-Bit Theatre [Said by Fighter in teh first of 3 flash movies made by someone unrelated to teh actual comic that were based directly on that comic, in like teh only mini-scene that was added in not actually in teh webcomic] Sig Pic: 8-Bit Theatre [clipped outta teh most recent chapter, yesterday's] Sig Quote: 8-Bit Theatre [first line being Black Mage and second being Satan] My previous sig quote was also from that, teh one about chaining two doctors together and all, teh first line being Black Mage and teh second being Fighter. My previous Avatar Text thing was a line by Red Mage. teh Avatar Text thing before that ["I like swords."] was Fighter.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 17, 2005 2:52:23 GMT -5
Figured it was time-ta' get back to THIS one........*A-heh*
Well, I got him home safe enough--kept tryin'-ta' crawl into my LAP while I was driving, teh Idiot, all teh time snivelling about how Rosey had "mistreated" him--and it was time-ta' introduce him to my OTHER "lovelies" in teh closet--
[DANG! With Chibi's Pets in here for now, and adding in Lil' Eric, it's getting kinda' CROWDED again! Where teh HECK am I gonna' put Illich Guardiola when he arrives!!??]
I stepped into teh closet, where my darlins' were goin' about their "usual" activities--Crispy n' 'Woogums quarreling, VA-SHnookums plotting his "escape" [he's been practicing "playing dead", in hopes I'll toss him out with teh rest of teh garbage, teh lil' Moron], Dobby and Lexy tryin'-ta' get my attention ["Pick ME, Crazy Lady, PICK ME!!!"], Stevie bein' cranky at Richy [who was pacing back-n'-forth n' rattlin' his chains JUST-ta' ANNOY Stevie, his new favorite "pastime"], Viccy snoozin' in his cat tree and Dan a'-whimperin'-ta' himself in his cage [he gives me big "pity eyes" in hopes I'll let him out], Robby feeding choice tidbits of food to his fuzzy "wife", Honey [and whispering "Sweet Nothings" to her--*YECCH!*] and Fluff'-kins and Greggy...........Well, I DON'T wanna' even THINK about "what" THEY were doin'! *Ick*
"LISTEN UP, All of ya's!" I announced, getting their attention--well, more or less......"We have a New GUEST! Welcome Lil' Eric to our Happy Home and explain teh "Rules" ta' him, Okay!?"
Mr. Crispin [ALWAYS teh most "responsible" one of teh Bunch--this was BEFORE teh Party, of course!], stopped calling Kirby "...a Jackass who can't even do a PROPER accent, You VA "Hack"!" and came over, looking down at Lil' Eric, who had all but WRAPPED himself around me legs in terror ["I'm SCARED, Mommy!"]--
"*HUMPH!* I see that they got YOU, too, Eh, Stuart!? And WHAT is with that DRESS, anyway!!?? P-ink does NOT look good on you, Man!"
Lil' Eric, beginning to realize he may have left ONE form of "Hell", ONLY to land in yet ANOTHER, just snivered, "Rosey......"
Apparently Johnny VA-SHnookums HAD regaled teh rest of them with teh tale of what he had witnessed at Rosey's place, 'cuz Crispy went PALE, then looked around rather FRANTICALLY!!!
"ROSEY!!!? WHERE!!!??"
There was a sudden HUSH, then ALL of teh VA's seemed-ta' DISAPPEAR as they panicked and ran for hiding places, post haste!!!! [Except Lil' Eric, who just burst into tears.....]
"DAMN!", I thought, "They're more terrified o' HER, than they are o' ME! I must be treatin' them TOO NICE, noda!"
To be Continued--
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 17, 2005 10:30:11 GMT -5
Figured it was time-ta' get back to THIS one........*A-heh*Well, I got him home safe enough--kept tryin'-ta' crawl into my LAP while I was driving, teh Idiot, all teh time snivelling about how Rosey had "mistreated" him--and it was time-ta' introduce him to my OTHER "lovelies" in teh closet-- [DANG! With Chibi's Pets in here for now, and adding in Lil' Eric, it's getting kinda' CROWDED again! Where teh HECK am I gonna' put Illich Guardiola when he arrives!!??] I stepped into teh closet, where my darlins' were goin' about their "usual" activities--Crispy n' 'Woogums quarreling, VA-SHnookums plotting his "escape" [he's been practicing "playing dead", in hopes I'll toss him out with teh rest of teh garbage, teh lil' Moron], Dobby and Lexy tryin'-ta' get my attention ["Pick ME, Crazy Lady, PICK ME!!!"], Stevie bein' cranky at Richy [who was pacing back-n'-forth n' rattlin' his chains JUST-ta' ANNOY Stevie, his new favorite "pastime"], Viccy snoozin' in his cat tree and Dan a'-whimperin'-ta' himself in his cage [he gives me big "pity eyes" in hopes I'll let him out], Robby feeding choice tidbits of food to his fuzzy "wife", Honey [and whispering "Sweet Nothings" to her--*YECCH!*] and Fluff'-kins and Greggy...........Well, I DON'T wanna' even THINK about "what" THEY were doin'! *Ick* "LISTEN UP, All of ya's!" I announced, getting their attention--well, more or less......"We have a New GUEST! Welcome Lil' Eric to our Happy Home and explain teh "Rules" ta' him, Okay!?" Mr. Crispin [ALWAYS teh most "responsible" one of teh Bunch--this was BEFORE teh Party, of course!], stopped calling Kirby "...a Jackass who can't even do a PROPER accent, You VA "Hack"!" and came over, looking down at Lil' Eric, who had all but WRAPPED himself around me legs in terror ["I'm SCARED, Mommy!"]-- "*HUMPH!* I see that they got YOU, too, Eh, Stuart!? And WHAT is with that DRESS, anyway!!?? P-ink does NOT look good on you, Man!" Lil' Eric, beginning to realize he may have left ONE form of "Hell", ONLY to land in yet ANOTHER, just snivered, "Rosey......" Apparently Johnny VA-SHnookums HAD regaled teh rest of them with teh tale of what he had witnessed at Rosey's place, 'cuz Crispy went PALE, then looked around rather FRANTICALLY!!! "ROSEY!!!? WHERE!!!??"There was a sudden HUSH, then ALL of teh VA's seemed-ta' DISAPPEAR as they panicked and ran for hiding places, post haste!!!! [Except Lil' Eric, who just burst into tears.....] " DAMN!", I thought, "They're more terrified o' HER, than they are o' ME! I must be treatin' them TOO NICE, noda!" To be Continued-- Now why . . . . . . why, why why am I getting this pic in my head of teh stateroom scene from that Marx Brothers movie? You know teh one I mean!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 17, 2005 11:23:10 GMT -5
Now why . . . . . . why, why why am I getting this pic in my head of teh stateroom scene from that Marx Brothers movie? You know teh one I mean! You mean teh famous one where everyone keeps knocking at teh door, then stuffing themselves in teh room, all doing their thing and totally oblivious to teh fact that it's getting more and MORE crowded until teh LAST person opens teh door and they ALL pour out like a FLO-OD on top of him!? Hmmmm......now I wonder whatever put THAT in yer' mind, noda [Stuffs yet ANOTHER VA into her closet, looking "innocent" all teh while--"Who, MOI!? I don't know nuthin' 'bout no VA "wuv slave" Closet hereabouts".......] "Illy", hands and feet against teh open door edges like a cat who DOES NOT wanna' take a bath--"No, NO! I DON'T WANNA' go in THERE!!!!!!!!" [Cusses me out in SEVERAL interesting languages, noda]
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 17, 2005 11:54:23 GMT -5
Off to one side, Hakkai and Count D were chatting, both looking a bit concerned.... (they knew it was never a good idea to leave THIS crowd to make it's own entertainment!) Just as they heard a commotion start up in teh back, (something about an 'antenna-head' and a debt...) they decided something had to be done. *snerk* It looks as though Gojyo has a new nick-name, now... And teh issue of "teh Debt" hasn't been fully resolved, but it shall come... I sit on teh roof watching teh mayhem and contemplate getting down... then wonder how Kureno will get down if I go to help poor Dougan... then wonder how Kureno will get down period since if I try to get him down... he'll go back into birdy-mode probably... *contemplates finding way to get Kureno down without turning him into a bird... or dropping him...* Neither will be neccesary, Emi. Kureno simply used teh fire escape.. teh first one . . . . . definatly teh first one . . . . . *sigh* *turns on hose* Down girl!! Oh, and I'm gonna be starting an FMA thread down in Anime-niacs so I don't hafta slog through teh regular one just to talk about what happened...
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 17, 2005 12:41:23 GMT -5
You mean teh famous one where everyone keeps knocking at teh door, then stuffing themselves in teh room, all doing their thing and totally oblivious to teh fact that it's getting more and MORE crowded until teh LAST person opens teh door and they ALL pour out like a FLO-OD on top of him!? Yup! That's teh one! Just about teh funniest scene EVER in movies!
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 17, 2005 15:49:12 GMT -5
*snerk* It looks as though Gojyo has a new nick-name, now... It's not new. He was called that in teh manga at least, once that I can remember.Kat's house has a fire escape?
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 17, 2005 15:55:25 GMT -5
Kat's house has a fire escape? Thats what I was wondering... Maybe if I threw him someone would be kind enough to catch him.. *scared and shocked look from everyone and a wimpering noise from Kureno* I's just kidding... Actually I've been sending an empathic "message" to a certain monk to get up here... but I can't see him and aparently he can't sense it. HOJOUN! GET KURENO'S SHOE AND GET YOUR REAR UP HERE!
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Post by Peleia on Apr 17, 2005 17:47:48 GMT -5
Oh, teh Dougan angst! My poor little boy! And I just totally derailed my own plan, but thas ok...
Dougan had been stunned when Goku summoned his staff and twirled it menacingly over his head. He had never thought that Goku didn't like him. But teh things he was saying... Dougan didn't understand. He had never tried to hurt anyone. He only wanted to be teh best pupil he could be and serve master Sanzo in every way... but Goku was getting ready to strike him... and he said.... he said....
"You tried to kill SANZO!"
Dougan's eyes went very wide.... NO! Never! He would NEVER try to hurt his beloved Master Sanzo!! But before he could protest, Goku was swinging his staff, and Dougan squeezed his eyes shut, preparing for teh blow....
But before it could fall, there was blast of sizzling noise and bright light, and Dougan looked up in astonishment to see Hakkai dive in front of him, blocking Goku's niyoibou with a ki barrier.
"Goku! Wait!"
Goku stumbled back, dumbfounded to find himself facing one of Hakkai's ki blasts. "Hakkai! What teh hell??"
Seeing Goku lower his staff, Hakkai let teh barrier drop. "Goku.... please... just let me explain..."
"Explain what? This is that freaky-ass DEMON MONSTER that tried to kill us! DUH! Lemme kick his ass!!"
About then I finally managed to fight my way through teh crowd and frantically grabbed hold of Dougan where he was curled up in shock on teh floor... "Dougan.... are you all right?!"
Dougan just looked up at me with wide, unseeing eyes. "Master Sanzo... I would never hurt Master Sanzo... I swear...."
Hakkai was trying to explain things to Goku and calm teh crowd, and I was trying to get through to Dougan... he didn't seem to even be aware of me. Then Gojyo made his way through teh commotion, shaking his head at teh mess... "Hey! What's going on? I thought we were keeping this kid away from Sanzo..."
That seemed to make it through Dougan's shock. He looked up, startled, to see Goku talking to teh two nice men he had just met at teh party... Hakkai and Gojyo... but Gojyo had said.... they were keeping him from Master Sanzo? What was going on?
Old doubts rose up in him... he had tried so hard to win Master Sanzo's approval, but he could never seem to do it-- he had always been mystified by teh strange relationship between his master and Goku. Why? What was it about Goku? Dougan didn't know what he could do, didn't know what Master Sanzo wanted from him. He did his absolute best, and it was never enough to get his Master to notice him...
And now... he didn't know why they were all looking at him... he had never tried to hurt anyone. But Goku had called him a monster. And they were keeping him away from Sanzo-sama... could there be something wrong with him? Something he didn't realize? He didn't know what it could be, but it all seemed to prove what he had secretly feared, all along... that he wasn't good enough for Master Sanzo, could never be good enough....
Dougan let out a choked sob, jumped up, and ran.
tbc..
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Oh, and don't ask me where Cranky-sama was during all this. Probably snuck out for a smoke, or something.
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 17, 2005 19:13:10 GMT -5
Pel, if you don't finish this soon, you're gonna be in trouble . . . . . . . . . .
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 17, 2005 19:16:59 GMT -5
Pel, if you don't finish this soon, you're gonna be in trouble . . . . . . . . . . Aw, but I like teh length of this one.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 17, 2005 19:31:55 GMT -5
More likely AVOIDING teh whole thing on purpose.....
"If I show interest, they'll all just INSIST I get "involved"!": snorts Sanzo, sneaking out teh back door......
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