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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 7, 2005 16:22:57 GMT -5
JUST as all teh excitement, havoc and general debauchery has died down, Dark Schneider MAKES HIS GRAND ENTRANCE ON teh STAGE! "TA-DA!!!!"*sound of crickets chirping [and Schu still whimpering a bit.......]*Darsches, UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED, noda!--"Aw, CRAP! And I was gonna' put on a REALLY Good "Show" for all teh Ladies, TOO!" *pouts* Then, from RIGHT BEHIND him, he hears an all-too-familiar voice--(!) "Hey, Hot Stuff--You can STILL "strut yer' Schtick"* for ME, ya' know...........!" Darsches stiffens in horror!--"PEANUTCAT! *eep*" She gives his nice tush a pinch, and-- *ZING!* He's GONE, noda! Like a bat outta' Hell, leaving NUTHIN' but a pair of French silk briefs draped over P-kitty's head! P-kitty, briefs still on her head [Mmmmmm.....they're STILL nice and WARM!] mutters, "Oh, POOT!" She removes teh aforementioned undies and gives them a looksie--"Hmmm.....Lil' Cupids on THIS pair! I wonder if they would FIT Lorne!?" And "That Peanutcat Woman" skips along to find her green 'Horny-Man", humming happily and confident that her Rep has NOT been "tarnished" TOO MUCH by Stampers' Drunken Hormone Rampage.............. [Sorry, P-cat! I couldn't resist!] *Ooooh! Mixing my metaphors, that I am! Eh, that's all right!
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Post by Peleia on Apr 7, 2005 16:47:48 GMT -5
Eep! I have a naked Bishie on my head! *runs around screaming* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! I would try and hug him to put him BACK in chicken form... only... he's a tiny bit NAKED!! *Kureno falls off my head, I trip over him and land in a rather compromising position... and he turns back into a Rooster/bird/thing* I think... I need a drink! Heehee.... And speaking of Fruits Basket bishies... I finally got to watch teh first volume of teh anime today! It's very cute. =) I wuv Tohru's two friends at school... And, I must say.... I want me some cat-boy! (Mmmm... angry cat-boy...) (Yeah, that's ALL I need... TWO orange-haired guys with attitudes in one house!)
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 7, 2005 16:51:28 GMT -5
Speaking from personal experience there, Emi-chan? Emi: "Oh no, guys, they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Who? Who do you think?! teh Hitchcock Birds!" *runs back and forth with mass of birds in pursuit*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 16:56:43 GMT -5
Emi: "Oh no, guys, they found me. I don't know how, but they found me. Who? Who do you think?! teh Hitchcock Birds!" *runs back and forth with mass of birds in pursuit* *Cue screeching violin music!* *eek!Eek!EEK!*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 17:01:53 GMT -5
Eep! I have a naked Bishie on my head! *runs around screaming* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! I would try and hug him to put him BACK in chicken form... only... he's a tiny bit NAKED!! *Kureno falls off my head, I trip over him and land in a rather compromising position... and he turns back into a Rooster/bird/thing* I think... I need a drink! OH, teh mental images!!!! ;D Kureno gives Emi-chan one LAST peck on teh head, then flutters peaceably over to Snap, and lands in front of her, looking like, "Can we go HOME, now-- PLEASE!!?? Oh, and I HOPE you have some birdseed handy--I'm STARVED!" [Eh, coulda' been WORSE, ya' know! He COULDA' just pooped on ya'!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 17:06:58 GMT -5
I'm surprised, actually. You tend to remember stuff like that... YOU'RE "surprised"!?
Yes, MA'AM!!! *Salutes!*
[Just don't let me get DRUNK again, Okay!?]
*SNORT!* WHAT Dignity!? [He was wearin' GLITTER, for Heaven's Sake!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 17:09:50 GMT -5
Heehee.... And speaking of Fruits Basket bishies... I finally got to watch teh first volume of teh anime today! It's very cute. =) I wuv Tohru's two friends at school... And, I must say.... I want me some cat-boy! (Mmmm... angry cat-boy...) (Yeah, that's ALL I need... TWO orange-haired guys with attitudes in one house!) AND he's underage, EVEN in Japan...........DARN IT!
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Post by Peleia on Apr 7, 2005 17:21:19 GMT -5
AND he's underage, EVEN in Japan...........DARN IT! Awww! *pout* But hey, we bend space and time all over teh place! Surely we can manage to fix a little thing like that, hm?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 17:26:22 GMT -5
I wake up stark naked, draped over my Husband [who looks as if he's PASSED OUT from EXHAUSTION, rather than sleeping!], with a mouth that feels fuzzy and TASTES like I've been licking a rupert, noda! Where teh HELL AM I, Anyway...........?
Then, I realize two things--well, THREE actually, but it's kinda' hard-ta' think clearly with this rock band playing, "I'm Too Sexy!", over-n'-over in my head at TOP VOLUME!
1) teh sun is just rising......
2) There's a hydrangea branch poking me RUDELY in teh butt!
3) I am OUTSIDE, NEKKID' AS A JAYBIRD, lying on top of my Hubby who's in SIMILAR "condition" [except for teh scratchy branch, Lucky stiff!], UNDER a hydrangea bush--AND teh SUN IS COMING UP!!!!!!!!!
Oh, GAWD! WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT!!!!??
THAT'S when teh memories come FLOO-DING IN!
oh, no....
I wonder if Schu will forgive me............
I wonder if DANNY will FORGIVE ME!
*eep*
To be Continued---
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 17:28:21 GMT -5
Awww! *pout* But hey, we bend space and time all over teh place! Surely we can manage to fix a little thing like that, hm? Yeah, maybe we should bring teh YOUNGER male members of teh Sohma Family in when they're of LEGAL age! Whoo-HOO! [Dibs on YUKI!]
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Post by Peleia on Apr 7, 2005 17:34:35 GMT -5
Yeah, maybe we should bring teh YOUNGER male members of teh Sohma Family in when they're of LEGAL age! Whoo-HOO! [Dibs on YUKI!] Heeeerrreee kitty kitty kitty........
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 17:40:41 GMT -5
I wake up stark naked, draped over my Husband [who looks as if he's PASSED OUT from EXHAUSTION, rather than sleeping!], with a mouth that feels fuzzy and TASTES like I've been licking a rupert, noda! Where teh HELL AM I, Anyway...........? Then, I realize two things--well, THREE actually, but it's kinda' hard-ta' think clearly with this rock band playing, "I'm Too Sexy!", over-n'-over in my head at TOP VOLUME! 1) teh sun is just rising...... 2) There's a hydrangea branch poking me RUDELY in teh butt! 3) I am OUTSIDE, NEKKID' AS A JAYBIRD, lying on top of my Hubby who's in SIMILAR "condition" [except for teh scratchy branch, Lucky stiff!], UNDER a hydrangea bush--AND teh SUN IS COMING UP!!!!!!!!! Oh, GAWD! WHAT DID I DO LAST NIGHT!!!!??THAT'S when teh memories come FLOO-DING IN! oh, no....I wonder if Schu will forgive me............ I wonder if DANNY will FORGIVE ME! *eep* To be Continued--- I decide it might be a GOOD thing if I look for our CLOTHES before teh world is fully awake, so........checking carefully, I sneak out from under teh bush--and, O HAPPY DAY!--find my pants draped over a nearby tree-branch , But---where's my BLOUSE!? I continue teh search and come across mostly DANNY'S clothes [WHY were his pants STUFFED in that gopher hole, noda!?], but STILL no blouse, or EVEN my bra! THEN, as luck would have it, I spot Daniel's shirt lying in teh parking lot, not FAR from teh hedge that separates teh lot from teh Courtyard!
"Hey," I think, "ANY "port" in a storm, right!? Besides, DANIEL can go "topless" with a lot LESS comment than ME, no DA!"
So, I make a DASH, grab teh shirt, and JUST as I'm starting to put it ON...............
To be Continued----
[Yeah, I KNOW that's CRUEL of me, but I gotta' go EAT!]
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 7, 2005 18:10:23 GMT -5
So, I make a DASH, grab teh shirt, and JUST as I'm starting to put it ON............... Raise your hand if you saw that one coming.
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Post by wildkat on Apr 7, 2005 18:15:32 GMT -5
Okay Since I am outta time with catching up on teh post We'll use tommorrow as as a wrapre up day startint teh wedding I'll write teh ceremony on Saturday (teh ninth) Hopefully sanse hang-over since I plane on going oput on Friday and celebrating.
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Post by wildkat on Apr 7, 2005 18:17:28 GMT -5
Raise your hand if you saw that one coming. Raises hand in teh air and waves it maddly.
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