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Post by Peleia on Apr 7, 2005 0:22:48 GMT -5
I hit this part and I *SNORTED* so loud I made my cat jump! I had completely forgotten about teh rogue VA's! (Stay off teh roads, people! It's DANGEROUS out there!!)
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 0:25:30 GMT -5
teh entire song rewritten into mostly centered around teh toilet stuff reminds me of what teh annoying people (read: almost everyone) did back in elementary school. By 5th grade we all cursing like sailors, were forming gangs, and finding ways to get back at teh teachers for stuff. And this was at a magnet school (for those who aren't aware, special school for smart people, opposite of special ed). Then I went back into non-magnet school (I remember one time in 5th grade my English teacher [who was evil] pulled me and teh other outsider/annoys everyone else on purpose/doesn't act very smart/had teh two lowest sets of grades in teh class guy and gave us this whole rant about how she knew we were really teh smartest ones there and we needed to take things seriously). And it was at teh point I was gonna completely normal school again that there were fights breaking out every single day in school (most of them RIGHT in front of teh principal's office). But hey, that's Nashville for you. Ahh... THERE's teh difference... you went to a "city" school. Meaning a school in a BIG city. I went to a much more isolated, but still public, school. That hd students from teh ENTIRE COUNTY in it... and we still didn't break four hundred students (for 9-12th grades).... So what people at your school did at one grade/age we did about three years late because teh swearing and gangs and MAJOR devidings didn't start until about eight grade at my school.
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 7, 2005 0:32:11 GMT -5
Ahh... THERE's teh difference... you went to a "city" school. Meaning a school in a BIG city. I went to a much more isolated, but still public, school. That hd students from teh ENTIRE COUNTY in it... and we still didn't break four hundred students (for 9-12th grades).... So what people at your school did at one grade/age we did about three years late because teh swearing and gangs and MAJOR devidings didn't start until about eight grade at my school. Now that's small.... teh place I went to high school in was a very tiny town relative to Nashville (though still fairly large, I mean it took a whole 10 minutes to get across teh widest part.., vs. Nashville's 45.. but anyway), had 5 or 6 high schools (I forgot teh exact number), where, well, teh city and county school system was merged there still, but anyway, we had about 1700 people at my high school alone (my senior class contained 365 exactly).
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 0:36:11 GMT -5
Now that's small.... teh place I went to high school in was a very tiny town relative to Nashville (though still fairly large, I mean it took a whole 10 minutes to get across teh widest part.., vs. Nashville's 45.. but anyway), had 5 or 6 high schools (I forgot teh exact number), where, well, teh city and county school system was merged there still, but anyway, we had about 1700 people at my high school alone (my senior class contained 365 exactly). lol... there were actually three high schools in teh county... teh one I went to being teh largest. My graduating class had 98... teh other two high schools had a graduating class 20 and 13 that year..
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 0:39:43 GMT -5
I hit this part and I *SNORTED* so loud I made my cat jump! I had completely forgotten about teh rogue VA's! (Stay off teh roads, people! It's DANGEROUS out there!!) Tell yer' kitty I'm sorry! And if you have any good ideas for just WHAT those three have been UP TO, PM them to me, will-ya'!?
LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! There's a Crazed Kirby ON teh STREETS, and he doesn't KNOW how-ta' drive an AUTOMATIC in teh U.S. of A.!!!!!
'Woogums, grinding teh gears YET AGAIN as they "sail" over a train crossing just BEFORE teh train gets there!--"Where's teh DAMN CLUTCH on this THING!?" [Turns on teh windshield wipers by mistake!]
Dobby, who's been TOSSED into teh front seat upside down--"Mommy!"
Crispy, STILL asleep in teh back seat--"Peanutcat, you have such a PINCHABLE tush! *snore*"
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 7, 2005 0:45:42 GMT -5
Tell yer' kitty I'm sorry! And if you have any good ideas for just WHAT those three have been UP TO, PM them to me, will-ya'!?
LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! There's a Crazed Kirby ON teh STREETS, and he doesn't KNOW how-ta' drive an AUTOMATIC in teh U.S. of A.!!!!!
'Woogums, grinding teh gears YET AGAIN as they "sail" over a train crossing just BEFORE teh train gets there!--"Where's teh DAMN CLUTCH on this THING!?" [Turns on teh windshield wipers by mistake!]
Dobby, who's been TOSSED into teh front seat upside down--"Mommy!"
Crispy, STILL asleep in teh back seat--"Peanutcat, you have such a PINCHABLE tush! *snore*" Dobson: "Hey Morrow, maybe we should, hey, watch out for that...! Nevermind." Kirby: *can hardly hear anything over teh tires* "What?" Dobson: *getting thown forward into teh dashboard* "Ow! You just ghost-shifted again. Ouch, I'm bleeding now, I think I just broke my nose! Oh well, at least nobody sees it"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 0:55:07 GMT -5
Dobson: "Hey Morrow, maybe we should, hey, watch out for that...! Nevermind." Kirby: *can hardly hear anything over teh tires* "What?" Dobson: *getting thown forward into teh dashboard* "Ow! You just ghost-shifted again. Ouch, I'm bleeding now, I think I just broke my nose! Oh well, at least nobody sees it" LOL, Xer! But you forgot Crispin in teh back seat! Oh, never mind--he's now crumpled on teh floor, buried under a MOUND of silly stuffed animals that WERE in teh back window--and he's STILL asleep! Mr. Crispin--"WHOAH, Peanutcat! Feelin' FRISKY, are we!? *snore*"
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Post by Peleia on Apr 7, 2005 0:58:00 GMT -5
Me: *lifts head in feeble attempt to say something witty, gives up, lays back down* Hiei: *pokes* You alive? Hey Liz... Me: *forms lovely puddles of drool 'round my head* I'll just sleep here tonight... Edit: Hey look! It didn't mods fun machine of hysterics and randomness wuv! Heehee... yeah, I'm with liz. I think I'm partied out, and I haven't even gotten to teh party yet! Oooook! I FINALLY give up trying to make Dougan comfortable... it's just not gonna happen! teh best way, I say is just to throw teh kid in teh 'deep end', so to speak, and hope he can make it on his own! (No, not ACTUALLY in teh pool!). So I put him in Jets capable hands, (after prying him off of my pant leg) and head inside. Only to find... Most everyone is PASSED OUT! Half teh bishies are still recovering from stamper's little rampage... teh other half have retired with various partners to eh.. that spot by teh river... (it's gonna be busy down there tonight, eep!) Farf is being treated to a personal stip tease from Marilyn on teh stage, (although teh few fella's who made it through teh hormone surge unscathed decided to stick around for teh show.) Gojyo and Pip had (for teh moment) forgotten about their little disagreement... (with teh help of LOTS of alcohol!) and had their arms slung over each other's shoulders, singing dirty limericks. (Gojyo: *hic* Heeey... yer' all right, maaan!".... Pip: "Absooolutment! We are comrades, anntennenena-head! Friends forever! *hic*") So, I just *sigh*, and climb behind teh bar to fix myself a drink. Then, I follow teh sound of whimpering to where Schu is curled up under a table covered in lipstick and glitter and a pair of silk briefs on his head. So, I climb under there with him, cuddle up with my JRocker panties, and go happily to sleep. (I sure hope Jet and Homura planned to make teh pool party a slumber party! Cuz we're not making it home, tonight... oops.. sorry Dougan....)
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 1:34:11 GMT -5
All right, before this Party ends, I'm gonna' start THIS story, which is a bit more "serious", in a way....
***Mild SPOILERS WARNING!!!***
While Jet Black was telling Stampers' kids about walking home with Homura, teh Former War Prince sat by teh Pool and kept an eye on teh other children....Out of teh corner of one eye [teh blue one], he saw Hakkai approaching, and looked up as he sat down next to Homura......
"Hakkai...."
"Hello, Homura--I'd heard that you were living with Stampers and Daniel now--how's that working, if you don't mind my asking?"
"It's been.......interesting....more people, but somewhat LESS chaos than at Cyn's--that James fella' seems to EXCEL in keeping house, as they call it..." Homura replied with a slight smile--"Oh, and no alcohol, but that's not a problem for me, since I never was one for drink.............they didn't ALLOW such niceties to be given to Heretics in Heaven....."
"Yes, so I hear...." answered Hakkai, a sad look on his face--teh two men just sat in silence for awhile, then Homura spoke up again........
"Cho Hakkai, is there something you came over here to SPECIFICALLY talk to me about...?"
"Um, yes, actually...." Hakkai replied, suddenly feeling a bit awkward--"I just..........I just WANT you to know that I, PERSONALLY, do NOT harbor any ill feelings towards you, Shein OR Zenon for what happened in teh Past. I CAN'T speak for Sanzo and teh others, but, all that ENDED a LONG time ago, and this place in NOT about holding grudges--I guess I just felt I should TELL you that, Homura...."
Homura glanced at him, then asked, "I wonder....would you be so....."forgiving"...if I had SUCCEEDED, Hakkai...?"
"Maybe.......but if I can FORGIVE Dougan, then I can CERTAINLY do teh SAME for You...!"
"Dougan is still a CHILD...."
"And SO were you, once, Homura--a very WRONGED child......Besides, you don't seem all that interested in destroying THIS world......" Hakkai pointed out.
"No, not in teh least, Hakkai--I LIKE it here--THIS is what I was LONGING for all along, after all--a place to live where I was ACCEPTED, just as I AM.....!" He *sighed* heavily, then, and added sadly, "I just wish I could have FOUND this place EARLIER, when Rinrei was still with me, before I made such a terrible mistake--You and teh rest of teh Sanzo party were RIGHT to stop us, in teh end....."
Hakkai reached out, and placed a gentle hand on Homura's arm--"Perhaps you WILL find her HERE, in time, Homura.....or someone else, very much LIKE her, in some way..."
"Do you still search for Kanan?"
"No, not any more, really--but that DOESN'T mean I'm not still "looking", in a way....."
Homura smiled sadly--"Thank you, Cho Hakkai--your kindness is appreciated......and your forgiveness ACCEPTED! And I want you to know that I have NEVER hated ANY of you for what happened, back then--I KNEW I wouldn't succeed, but you understand, I HAD to at least TRY--for Rinrei's sake?"
"Yes," Hakkai answered, "I understand, more than you know......."
To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 1:48:41 GMT -5
Heehee... yeah, I'm with liz. I think I'm partied out, and I haven't even gotten to teh party yet! Oooook! I FINALLY give up trying to make Dougan comfortable... it's just not gonna happen! teh best way, I say is just to throw teh kid in teh 'deep end', so to speak, and hope he can make it on his own! (No, not ACTUALLY in teh pool!). So I put him in Jets capable hands, (after prying him off of my pant leg) and head inside. Only to find... Most everyone is PASSED OUT! Half teh bishies are still recovering from stamper's little rampage... teh other half have retired with various partners to eh.. that spot by teh river... (it's gonna be busy down there tonight, eep!) Farf is being treated to a personal stip tease from Marilyn on teh stage, (although teh few fella's who made it through teh hormone surge unscathed decided to stick around for teh show.) Gojyo and Pip had (for teh moment) forgotten about their little disagreement... (with teh help of LOTS of alcohol!) and had their arms slung over each other's shoulders, singing dirty limericks. (Gojyo: *hic* Heeey... yer' all right, maaan!".... Pip: "Absooolutment! We are comrades, anntennenena-head! Friends forever! *hic*") So, I just *sigh*, and climb behind teh bar to fix myself a drink. Then, I follow teh sound of whimpering to where Schu is curled up under a table covered in lipstick and glitter and a pair of silk briefs on his head. So, I climb under there with him, cuddle up with my JRocker panties, and go happily to sleep. (I sure hope Jet and Homura planned to make teh pool party a slumber party! Cuz we're not making it home, tonight... oops.. sorry Dougan....) *Looks at teh panties on Schu's head* Oh, SO THAT'S where those WENT to! I was WONDERIN' what I had done with 'em.........! [Po' Schu--I guess I'm gonna' hafta' try to APOLOGIZE to him after I sober up again--IF he'll let me NEAR him...!] As for teh kids, don't worry--Jet had teh sense to get permission for teh kids to "camp" in teh Hotel Lobby for teh night, as it's a bit too cool yet for sleeping outside.....
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 7, 2005 2:26:10 GMT -5
LOOK OUT, EVERYONE! There's a Crazed Kirby ON teh STREETS, and he doesn't KNOW how-ta' drive an AUTOMATIC in teh U.S. of A.!!!!! 'Woogums, grinding teh gears YET AGAIN as they "sail" over a train crossing just BEFORE teh train gets there!--"Where's teh DAMN CLUTCH on this THING!?" [Turns on teh windshield wipers by mistake!] Dobby, who's been TOSSED into teh front seat upside down--"Mommy!" Crispy, STILL asleep in teh back seat--"Peanutcat, you have such a PINCHABLE tush! *snore*" hmm....Seems teh Kirby is givin' us Canadians a bad name on teh road...Aerrin! Bring round teh Badtz Mobile! This looks like a job for Super Uke!!! (and her new sidekick Errand-Boy!) :: Puts on goggles and a Bunnzilla hat and hops into her Black Cavilier :: .........Get in teh car, Aerrin....
Aerrin: Not unless I'm driving....
Hina: No way! You are Japanese for one and you lack depth persception for two. Now get in teh car! there's a car chase and I'm not part of it!!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 9:09:10 GMT -5
*wanders in, collapses on ground* Yay. *glomps sig pic* Pip just smirks, teh bum...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 9:17:54 GMT -5
Gojyo and Pip had (for teh moment) forgotten about their little disagreement... (with teh help of LOTS of alcohol!) and had their arms slung over each other's shoulders, singing dirty limericks. (Gojyo: *hic* Heeey... yer' all right, maaan!".... Pip: "Absooolutment! We are comrades, anntennenena-head! Friends forever! *hic*") After teh inevitable hangover in teh morning, Pip's still gonna wonder what happened to his money, but he'll probably have forgotten just what happened to it. "Mon Dieu! I'm out over $3,000!" *thinks* "I wonder if it was teh girls or teh liquor that did me in..."
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 9:19:52 GMT -5
All right, before this Party ends, I'm gonna' start THIS story, which is a bit more "serious", in a way....***Mild SPOILERS WARNING!!!***While Jet Black was telling Stampers' kids about walking home with Homura, teh Former War Prince sat by teh Pool and kept an eye on teh other children....Out of teh corner of one eye [teh blue one], he saw Hakkai approaching, and looked up as he sat down next to Homura...... "Hakkai...." "Hello, Homura--I'd heard that you were living with Stampers and Daniel now--how's that working, if you don't mind my asking?" "It's been.......interesting....more people, but somewhat LESS chaos than at Cyn's--that James fella' seems to EXCEL in keeping house, as they call it..." Homura replied with a slight smile--"Oh, and no alcohol, but that's not a problem for me, since I never was one for drink.............they didn't ALLOW such niceties to be given to Heretics in Heaven....." "Yes, so I hear...." answered Hakkai, a sad look on his face--teh two men just sat in silence for awhile, then Homura spoke up again........ "Cho Hakkai, is there something you came over here to SPECIFICALLY talk to me about...?" "Um, yes, actually...." Hakkai replied, suddenly feeling a bit awkward--"I just..........I just WANT you to know that I, PERSONALLY, do NOT harbor any ill feelings towards you, Shein OR Zenon for what happened in teh Past. I CAN'T speak for Sanzo and teh others, but, all that ENDED a LONG time ago, and this place in NOT about holding grudges--I guess I just felt I should TELL you that, Homura...." Homura glanced at him, then asked, "I wonder....would you be so....."forgiving"...if I had SUCCEEDED, Hakkai...?" "Maybe.......but if I can FORGIVE Dougan, then I can CERTAINLY do teh SAME for You...!" "Dougan is still a CHILD...." "And SO were you, once, Homura--a very WRONGED child......Besides, you don't seem all that interested in destroying THIS world......" Hakkai pointed out. "No, not in teh least, Hakkai--I LIKE it here--THIS is what I was LONGING for all along, after all--a place to live where I was ACCEPTED, just as I AM.....!" He *sighed* heavily, then, and added sadly, "I just wish I could have FOUND this place EARLIER, when Rinrei was still with me, before I made such a terrible mistake--You and teh rest of teh Sanzo party were RIGHT to stop us, in teh end....." Hakkai reached out, and placed a gentle hand on Homura's arm--"Perhaps you WILL find her HERE, in time, Homura.....or someone else, very much LIKE her, in some way..." "Do you still search for Kanan?" "No, not any more, really--but that DOESN'T mean I'm not still "looking", in a way....." Homura smiled sadly--"Thank you, Cho Hakkai--your kindness is appreciated......and your forgiveness ACCEPTED! And I want you to know that I have NEVER hated ANY of you for what happened, back then--I KNEW I wouldn't succeed, but you understand, I HAD to at least TRY--for Rinrei's sake?" "Yes," Hakkai answered, "I understand, more than you know......." To be Continued-- *sniffles*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 9:25:05 GMT -5
--hug Kureno, turning him into his Zodiac form [Lookie! It's TWEETY-BIRD!!!] *sigh* Great, now I hafta go catch him. Since, due to his transformation, he became freed from his shackles. I also hafta gather up his clothes since once he transforms back, he'll be starkers... Gojyo's surprised, Pip's amused (I think he liked it a bit), and Amon's embarassed. Me however, "She did WHAT to my hubby's hiney?! ?! ?!"It's a good think you're under teh influence, lady... Run Schu!! If you know what good for you, you'll run for your life!!!!
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