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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 9:27:30 GMT -5
Yeah, I THOUGHT that was Shunji that Kakashi SNARLED at! ["Do NOT touch my Ryoko's busom, you HEATHEN!"] Nagira replies: "Hey, I'm not stupid, you know. I'm a look no touch kinda guy."
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 9:30:43 GMT -5
Ow... I'm... ow... sorry... I... *grabbing "Chicken boy" mid-peck* WILL YOU STOP THAT! Or I'm gonna make you regret it. OK, step AWAY from teh bishie...
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 10:53:43 GMT -5
OK, step AWAY from teh bishie... HEY! Your Bishie is FINE... its my head I'm worried about! HOJOUN!! HELP! *looks over at teh laughing monk* *continues to try and get away from teh chickenman*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 12:38:49 GMT -5
Heehee... yeah, I'm with liz. I think I'm partied out, and I haven't even gotten to teh party yet! Oooook! I FINALLY give up trying to make Dougan comfortable... it's just not gonna happen! teh best way, I say is just to throw teh kid in teh 'deep end', so to speak, and hope he can make it on his own! (No, not ACTUALLY in teh pool!). So I put him in Jets capable hands, (after prying him off of my pant leg) and head inside. Only to find... Most everyone is PASSED OUT! Half teh bishies are still recovering from stamper's little rampage... teh other half have retired with various partners to eh.. that spot by teh river... (it's gonna be busy down there tonight, eep!) Farf is being treated to a personal stip tease from Marilyn on teh stage, (although teh few fella's who made it through teh hormone surge unscathed decided to stick around for teh show.) Gojyo and Pip had (for teh moment) forgotten about their little disagreement... (with teh help of LOTS of alcohol!) and had their arms slung over each other's shoulders, singing dirty limericks. (Gojyo: *hic* Heeey... yer' all right, maaan!".... Pip: "Absooolutment! We are comrades, anntennenena-head! Friends forever! *hic*") So, I just *sigh*, and climb behind teh bar to fix myself a drink. Then, I follow teh sound of whimpering to where Schu is curled up under a table covered in lipstick and glitter and a pair of silk briefs on his head. So, I climb under there with him, cuddle up with my JRocker panties, and go happily to sleep. (I sure hope Jet and Homura planned to make teh pool party a slumber party! Cuz we're not making it home, tonight... oops.. sorry Dougan....) JUST as all teh excitement, havoc and general debauchery has died down, Dark Schneider MAKES HIS GRAND ENTRANCE ON teh STAGE! "TA-DA!!!!"*sound of crickets chirping [and Schu still whimpering a bit.......]*Darsches, UTTERLY DISAPPOINTED, noda!--"Aw, CRAP! And I was gonna' put on a REALLY Good "Show" for all teh Ladies, TOO!" *pouts* Then, from RIGHT BEHIND him, he hears an all-too-familiar voice--(!) "Hey, Hot Stuff--You can STILL "strut yer' Schtick"* for ME, ya' know...........!" Darsches stiffens in horror!--"PEANUTCAT! *eep*" She gives his nice tush a pinch, and-- *ZING!* He's GONE, noda! Like a bat outta' Hell, leaving NUTHIN' but a pair of French silk briefs draped over P-kitty's head! P-kitty, briefs still on her head [Mmmmmm.....they're STILL nice and WARM!] mutters, "Oh, POOT!" She removes teh aforementioned undies and gives them a looksie--"Hmmm.....Lil' Cupids on THIS pair! I wonder if they would FIT Lorne!?" And "That Peanutcat Woman" skips along to find her green 'Horny-Man", humming happily and confident that her Rep has NOT been "tarnished" TOO MUCH by Stampers' Drunken Hormone Rampage.............. [Sorry, P-cat! I couldn't resist!] *Ooooh! Mixing my metaphors, that I am!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 12:57:55 GMT -5
hmm....Seems teh Kirby is givin' us Canadians a bad name on teh road...Aerrin! Bring round teh Badtz Mobile! This looks like a job for Super Uke!!! (and her new sidekick Errand-Boy!) :: Puts on goggles and a Bunnzilla hat and hops into her Black Cavilier :: .........Get in teh car, Aerrin....
Aerrin: Not unless I'm driving....
Hina: No way! You are Japanese for one and you lack depth persception for two. Now get in teh car! there's a car chase and I'm not part of it!! Oh, GREAT! JUST what we " Need", noda! TWO Crazed Canadians LOOSE on teh Road! Kirby ROARS full throttle down a residential street [Hey, it's ONLY 3 o'clock in teh MORNING, Right!?], and is passed by a black Cavilier going teh OPPOSITE direction, which, spotting teh brown Pontiac 6000, does a SCREECHING U-turn and starts PURSUIT!!! Dobby, holding his sore nose and peering out teh back window past teh "Powered by Tribbles" sign, exclaims--"Hey! Isn't that Hina and Err--I mean, Aerrin!?" 'Woogums, steering across someone's front lawn and taking out their nicely pruned shrubbery with E-vil GLEE, just *snorts*!--"Who teh HELL CARES, Dobson!!??" Crispy, still buried under a mound of plush animals, but now BACK on teh seat, crumpled with his HINEY in teh air, mumbles happily--"Peanutcat GOOD.....! *snore*" [Have FUN, Hina!] P.S. Actually, it's a GOOD thing ya' didn't let Aerrin drive--they go on teh WRONG side o' teh STREET in Japan!
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 7, 2005 13:01:37 GMT -5
P.S. Actually, it's a GOOD thing ya' didn't let Aerrin drive--they go on teh WRONG side o' teh STREET in Japan! Which, if he hadn't already, due to being held captive by Hina and not being able to see cars and roads, he should be able to figure out pretty quick. He doesn't strike me as teh stupid type, noda.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 13:06:01 GMT -5
*sigh* Great, now I hafta go catch him. Since, due to his transformation, he became freed from his shackles. I also hafta gather up his clothes since once he transforms back, he'll be starkers... Oooooh, I had FORGOTTEN about THAT!!!! *YIPE!* Please don't "fricazsee" me, O Wondrous Milady Queen! It's just that yer' Consort has SUCH a NICE set o' "seat cushions", I just COULDN'T resist! [Hope I didn't "bruise" anything--*A-heh*] Well, he DID try.........! <---Schu, still whimperin' a bit--"Oh teh HUMANITY, Pel!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 13:11:33 GMT -5
HEY! Your Bishie is FINE... its my head I'm worried about! HOJOUN!! HELP! *looks over at teh laughing monk* *continues to try and get away from teh chickenman* Then, SUDDENLY, in mid-peck, Kureno *POOFS* back into Human from--STARK NAKED, of COURSE! *oops!* Take it from THERE, you two! *snicker*
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Post by Peleia on Apr 7, 2005 14:14:08 GMT -5
Then, SUDDENLY, in mid-peck, Kureno *POOFS* back into Human from--STARK NAKED, of COURSE! *oops!* Take it from THERE, you two! *snicker* In mid peck.... pecking at her head.... *POOFS* back..... and lands, stark naked.... on her head. *heehee*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 16:06:53 GMT -5
HEY! Your Bishie is FINE... its my head I'm worried about! HOJOUN!! HELP! *looks over at teh laughing monk* *continues to try and get away from teh chickenman* Well, technically he transforms into a bird instead of a chicken, so I don't know about teh pecking thing...
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 16:09:15 GMT -5
In mid peck.... pecking at her head.... *POOFS* back..... and lands, stark naked.... on her head. *heehee* Eep! I have a naked Bishie on my head! *runs around screaming* GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! I would try and hug him to put him BACK in chicken form... only... he's a tiny bit NAKED!! *Kureno falls off my head, I trip over him and land in a rather compromising position... and he turns back into a Rooster/bird/thing* I think... I need a drink!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 16:10:11 GMT -5
Oooooh, I had FORGOTTEN about THAT!!!! I'm surprised, actually. You tend to remember stuff like that... *grins* Weeeeell, he does have a nice tush. I can't really blame you. Just don't do it again, ya hear...Well, at least he escaped with his dignity intact, somewhat...
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 16:10:15 GMT -5
Well, technically he transforms into a bird instead of a chicken, so I don't know about teh pecking thing... Birds can still peck... and scratch... and cause lots of PAIN.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Apr 7, 2005 16:12:15 GMT -5
Birds can still peck... and scratch... and cause lots of PAIN. Speaking from personal experience there, Emi-chan?
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 16:14:02 GMT -5
Speaking from personal experience there, Emi-chan? Actually... I am.... only I just now remembered it after I posted that. I used to have little finch that didn't like anyone... and would peck our fingers! It eventually would let me touch it, but it took a LONG time. Sadly teh birdy has since died.
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