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Post by lizardali on Apr 1, 2005 18:19:04 GMT -5
I strolled into teh party, with Hiei dragging his feet behind me, looking very much like a man condemned to death. Which means of course that I did succeed in getting him to do a striptease for teh bachelorette party. Not only did Yukina and I pour teh big puppy-dog eyes on him, but even Haidee got into it (don't worry, she just thought her daddy was gonna do "a little dance"). Needless to say it wasn't long before he cracked.
Aisha came too of course and headed straight for he food. And I absolutley had to bring Ghoon-Ham, considering he's never been to one of our parties before. Unfortunately this made it even harder to convince Haidee to stay behind since not only did she wanna see Daddy's performance, she's develped quite a crush on my resident bishie. *sigh* Like mother like daughter...
Dio and Luciola stayed behind this time. They're on "nanny duty" with Canti.
So that's who's all here... Sadly I might not be able to get online much this weekend due to end of teh year craziness( I shouldn't even be on right now). So feel free to write for my people if I don't show up.
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Post by Peleia on Apr 1, 2005 18:31:20 GMT -5
*singing* Pel and Shu sittin' in a tree... Ewwwww..... Schu cooties!! Schu: *sticking tongue out at me* Me: *sticking tongue out back* Schu: *wet willy* Me: *squeeel and smack him* Schu: *spitball* Me: Oh, it's on, now! *spitball war* (Did someone say third grader?)
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Post by Peleia on Apr 1, 2005 18:32:30 GMT -5
Ah, no parties for me! (Today, anyway..) I'm at work and can only get on for a second.... grr...
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 1, 2005 18:54:46 GMT -5
Ewwwww..... Schu cooties!! Schu: *sticking tongue out at me* Me: *sticking tongue out back* Schu: *wet willy* Me: *squeeel and smack him* Schu: *spitball* Me: Oh, it's on, now! *spitball war* (Did someone say third grader?) We had massive spitball wars every day on teh bus I rode in 5th grade. And there were people all teh way up to 12th grade riding that bus, participating. I perfected teh art of making teh most massive paper wad possible, though no one could fit it in their mouths to make it into a spit wad. This one guy had a special airodynamic design for them. There was also a guy who had a custom personal double-barrel spitball launcher. And I would usually sleep through teh second half of teh trip in teh morning trips anyway.
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 1, 2005 19:26:31 GMT -5
*sigh* Here's my name being taken in vain and I'm not even there yet!
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 1, 2005 19:29:17 GMT -5
NOW you can see WHY I figured a grown-up Miho would be JUST teh Perfect Wife for HIM--Po' Goyjo never had a CHANCE! [My favorite moment of that whole episode is his reaction when he looks down and finds Miho hangin' on his leg!] Anybody know when this takes place in teh manga? I splurged again and go Vols. 3&4. *sigh* I am soooooo weak!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 19:36:44 GMT -5
Anybody know when this takes place in teh manga? I splurged again and go Vols. 3&4. *sigh* I am soooooo weak! 'Fraid I can't help-ya' there--I haven't read any of teh "Saiyuki" manga [Xer might know]
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 1, 2005 19:42:16 GMT -5
'Fraid I can't help-ya' there--I haven't read any of teh "Saiyuki" manga [Xer might know] Yes! Xer! Xerblade knows everything!
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 1, 2005 19:43:25 GMT -5
Are teh bachlor and bachlorette parties taking place at teh same time or what?
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Post by Peleia on Apr 1, 2005 19:44:46 GMT -5
Well, I figured that with teh wedding coming up and starting school and all, I really had to break down and get Dougan some proper clothes. He's mostly been wearing his little monk apprentice robe, but when I'm not around Schu makes him wear a bathrobe over it. (Schu: WHAT?! That thing he wears BARELY covers his A--*thwack* Owwww!)
So, anyway, teh afternoon before teh parties start we head down to teh local mall. I happily drag him around, picking out clothes left and right.
We had ourselves a nice pile of shirts, so we head over to teh pants section. Dougan started sorting through teh racks, looking somewhat perplexedly at some of teh garments.... ("Peleia-sama, what are teh purpose of all these zippers? They don't appear to go anywhere. This world is so odd!").... when suddenly I felt something strange 'tickling' my senses.
Living with a telepathic assassin, having at least a beginners training in kendo, and just in general being surrounded by chaos and mayhem all teh time has given me at least a touch of teh 'warriors sense' for danger. Enough, anyway, to know when I'm being STALKED in teh Juniors department.
I immediately go on guard, wishing I had brought Schu with me. Who could it be? Rival assassins? Someone coming after Dougan? (His 'adult' self made just a FEW enemies, after all). Perhaps.... a stray ninja, wandered away from his or her keeper? I know I hafta consider all possibilites, be completely on my guard, to survive teh coming encounter.....
Nearby, a rack of clothes rustles.
Across teh aisle, a sock display twitches.
I pull Dougan behind me, grab teh nearest weapon, (clothes hanger) and get into a ready stance.
A moment of silence stretches....
I see a flash of color in teh corner of my eye....
I whirl around, ready to strike out at whoever it is.... pirate... demon... rabid VA....
And suddenly, both Dougan and I find ourselves TACKLED, barrled to teh floor, and I know it's all over, we've been ATTACKED.... by .... by.....
teh CLASP MODS!!
Before I can even process their identity, they are on us like a pack of internet-savy wolverines, and in a matter of seconds they have divested us of EVERY SINGLE pair of pants in our possession, not to mention emptying most of teh racks nearby.
And then, in a whirl of gleeful laughter, they are gone.
O....RO?
***********
(Me: HEEY! You didn't hafta take teh ones I was WEARING! *eep!smiley*)
***********
(Work? What is this 'work' you speak of?)
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 1, 2005 19:47:06 GMT -5
Well, I figured that with teh wedding coming up and starting school and all, I really had to break down and get Dougan some proper clothes. He's mostly been wearing his little monk apprentice robe, but when I'm not around Schu makes him wear a bathrobe over it. (Schu: WHAT?! That thing he wears BARELY covers his A--*thwack* Owwww!) So, anyway, teh afternoon before teh parties start we head down to teh local mall. I happily drag him around, picking out clothes left and right. We had ourselves a nice pile of shirts, so we head over to teh pants section. Dougan started sorting through teh racks, looking somewhat perplexedly at some of teh garments.... ("Peleia-sama, what are teh purpose of all these zippers? They don't appear to go anywhere. This world is so odd!").... when suddenly I felt something strange 'tickling' my senses. Living with a telepathic assassin, having at least a beginners training in kendo, and just in general being surrounded by chaos and mayhem all teh time has given me at least a touch of teh 'warriors sense' for danger. Enough, anyway, to know when I'm being STALKED in teh Juniors department. I immediately go on guard, wishing I had brought Schu with me. Who could it be? Rival assassins? Someone coming after Dougan? (His 'adult' self made just a FEW enemies, after all). Perhaps.... a stray ninja, wandered away from his or her keeper? I know I hafta consider all possibilites, be completely on my guard, to survive teh coming encounter..... Nearby, a rack of clothes rustles. Across teh aisle, a sock display twitches. I pull Dougan behind me, grab teh nearest weapon, (clothes hanger) and get into a ready stance. A moment of silence stretches.... I see a flash of color in teh corner of my eye.... I whirl around, ready to strike out at whoever it is.... pirate... demon... rabid VA.... And suddenly, both Dougan and I find ourselves TACKLED, barrled to teh floor, and I know it's all over, we've been ATTACKED.... by .... by..... teh CLASP MODS!! Before I can even process their identity, they are on us like a pack of internet-savy wolverines, and in a matter of seconds they have divested us of EVERY SINGLE pair of pants in our possession, not to mention emptying most of teh racks nearby. And then, in a whirl of gleeful laughter, they are gone. O....RO? *********** (Me: HEEY! You didn't hafta take teh ones I was WEARING! *eep!smiley*) *********** (Work? What is this 'work' you speak of?) Yipes! teh Mods is coming! teh Mods is coming!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 19:58:19 GMT -5
Well, if no one ELSE is gonna' DO it, I guess I WILL, noda!Stampers and Daniel arrive shortly, after leaving teh Twins at teh Pool Party with Jet [Thank GOODNESS teh weather has warmed up enough, and teh Hotel Pool is heated!]--coming with them is James and Angela and Homura--who would have stayed home and read all evening if Stampers hadn't all but BEGGED him to come! "I PROMISE you, Homura--if things get too wild or distasteful for ya', you can go out to teh Pool and help Jet watch over teh kids, Okay!?" In teh end, I think Homura came ONLY because he was a bit curious--"I've never really BEEN invited to many Parties, Stampers......How will I know what to do there....?" "You had a good time at teh Halloween Party, didn't you?" "Well, yes....I assume so..." [He glances at Daniel, who *blushes* a bit--if you remember, Homura--who was dressed as teh Merciful Goddess--was one of Danny's "groping victims" when his drink was spiked.....*A-heh!*] "Well, it'll be mostly like THAT, but without teh costume....." ["And MAYBE a bit more of teh "groping", Stampers thinks to herself....."Oh, well....."] Anyway, Homura follows Stampers to a table while Daniel goes to get teh three of them drinks from teh bar--ALL non-alcoholic, of course.....! teh rest of my people are on their way--Evvy, who also knows how to drive and recently got a license after proving he knows how to drive on teh "right" side of teh street will be making a couple of trips to bring them in my car, as well as pick up Mir and Shizuru--Lupin will be driving his own car [which is really a two-seater, anyway....] So-- All my people are here, now [Well, teh 'boshi Twins are out with teh kids in teh Pool--I'm not ABOUT to be responsible for underage teens getting drunk, Thank You! Which means I left Naruto out there, too, in SPITE of all his whining to teh contrary! "But, CHIBI lets me drink at Partieeeeeeeesss, Stampers! Why don't YOU!?" "'Cuz I AIN'T Chibi and I DON'T wanna' go ta' JAIL, Okay by YOU, Ninja-Boy!?" "CRAP, CRAP, CRAPPITY-CRAP!!!!!"] Anyway, things are moving along smoothly, more or less--we've been "entertained" by lots of kareoke, some Good, some BAD-- Good Example:Sergei sang a very heart-felt rendition of teh old Lo-ve Ballad, "If"*, and didn't stumble over a single word, probably because he was singing it JUST for Mir, and forgot all ABOUT teh rest of us here......I found his Song of Choice rather ironic, especially since it ends with this phrase-- "If teh earth should stop revolving, spinning slowly down to die, I'd spin teh end with you, and when teh world was thru'....... Then one by one teh stars would all go out, and You and I Would simply FLY AWAY........" Sergei DOES have a good singing voice, and by teh time he was finished, there was hardly a dry eye in teh Lounge, even at teh Bar where most of teh men were hanging out! BAD Example:NEVER let Andy try to sing, "Having My Baby"!! Wasn't Jessie having ENOUGH trouble with Morning Sickness, noda!? HELL, I wanted-ta' PUKE, and I'm not even PREGNANT!!!! But, right NOW, we're all being VERY WELL ENTERTAINED by a HI-LAR-IOUS send-up of Sonny and Cher's old signature song, "I Got YOU, Babe" done by Vash and Millie [Vash is on his knees to poke fun at Sonny Bono's distinctive lack of height!], and even Daniel is laughing so hard he can hardly breathe! To be Continued--- *This song was VERY popular back in teh '70's, when I was a teen--it was sung by teh group Bread, but that's probably before MOST o' you Young 'Uns was born!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 20:02:26 GMT -5
Are teh bachlor and bachlorette parties taking place at teh same time or what? Sorry it wasn't obvious-- YES, this is an "Uni-Sex" Party--Everyone at teh same place, same time, teh Lounge and Bar at teh Hotel--Strippers of BOTH sexes WILL BE PROVIDED!!!!
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Post by Peleia on Apr 1, 2005 20:03:14 GMT -5
Okay I like teh smell of colon on guy as much as most females Me: *snicker* Schu: *snort* Me: *guffaw* Schu: *collapses into a fit of giggles* (What was that about third graders, again?)
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 20:05:48 GMT -5
Well, I figured that with teh wedding coming up and starting school and all, I really had to break down and get Dougan some proper clothes. He's mostly been wearing his little monk apprentice robe, but when I'm not around Schu makes him wear a bathrobe over it. (Schu: WHAT?! That thing he wears BARELY covers his A--*thwack* Owwww!) So, anyway, teh afternoon before teh parties start we head down to teh local mall. I happily drag him around, picking out clothes left and right. We had ourselves a nice pile of shirts, so we head over to teh pants section. Dougan started sorting through teh racks, looking somewhat perplexedly at some of teh garments.... ("Peleia-sama, what are teh purpose of all these zippers? They don't appear to go anywhere. This world is so odd!").... when suddenly I felt something strange 'tickling' my senses. Living with a telepathic assassin, having at least a beginners training in kendo, and just in general being surrounded by chaos and mayhem all teh time has given me at least a touch of teh 'warriors sense' for danger. Enough, anyway, to know when I'm being STALKED in teh Juniors department. I immediately go on guard, wishing I had brought Schu with me. Who could it be? Rival assassins? Someone coming after Dougan? (His 'adult' self made just a FEW enemies, after all). Perhaps.... a stray ninja, wandered away from his or her keeper? I know I hafta consider all possibilites, be completely on my guard, to survive teh coming encounter..... Nearby, a rack of clothes rustles. Across teh aisle, a sock display twitches. I pull Dougan behind me, grab teh nearest weapon, (clothes hanger) and get into a ready stance. A moment of silence stretches.... I see a flash of color in teh corner of my eye.... I whirl around, ready to strike out at whoever it is.... pirate... demon... rabid VA.... And suddenly, both Dougan and I find ourselves TACKLED, barrled to teh floor, and I know it's all over, we've been ATTACKED.... by .... by..... teh CLASP MODS!! Before I can even process their identity, they are on us like a pack of internet-savy wolverines, and in a matter of seconds they have divested us of EVERY SINGLE pair of pants in our possession, not to mention emptying most of teh racks nearby. And then, in a whirl of gleeful laughter, they are gone. O....RO? *********** (Me: HEEY! You didn't hafta take teh ones I was WEARING! *eep!smiley*) *********** (Work? What is this 'work' you speak of?) GAWD, Pel!! Just when I think you can't GET any FUNNIER!!!!! ;D Oh, and just for teh record--that COULDN'T have been any of MY widdl' VA's--they've all HAD their shots! Mr. Crispin, rubbing his hiney--"Did they hafta give them to me ALL IN teh SAME "CHEEK"!!!??"
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