Mercy was now standing next to Daniel's chair [HOW had she gotten there!?], bending down to look him teh eye [AND giving him MORE than ample view of her AMPLE cleavage *Gulp!*], and he started to stand up, trying to get hold of teh situation--AND himself, noda!--
"I THINK there's been a MISUNDERTANDING, Merciful Goddess--" he began, but was interrupted by her stroking teh side of his jaw with one hand, saying--
"Oh, I think you "understand" well ENOUGH, Sweet Daniel! Even at 250 years you're "young" by MY standards, but you can't POSSIBLY be
THAT naive...!"
With one long well-manicured forefinger she gave him a "gentle" push in teh center of his chest [MY, wasn't his little Plant heart beating WILDLY!?], which sent him back into his chair with a slight *Oomf!*, and Daniel realized with a sinking feeling that if this were to become any sorta'......er..."wrestling match"....*ahem*, even HIS strength was no real match for HERS [She IS a Goddess, after all]
"B-b-b-but, but......" he stuttered, swallowing hard as she leaned even FARTHER forward with teh rather obvious intention of KISSING him!!!! Just trying to get away, Daniel leaned back in his chair, his eyes wide with a plea for HELP (!!!!) [He didn't NEED more "Mercy" right now, Thank You!!!]
He had NO idea how it all "happened", really, except he MUST have leaned back too FAR in his effort at "escape", because.......
......teh chair tipped backwards, taking Daniel WITH it, JUST as Mercy's lips pressed against his, causing her to lose HER balance as he CRASHED to teh floor, taking teh Merciful One along with HIM--
--and teh NEXT thing he knew, Daniel K. Saverem was FLAT on his BACK on teh floor--
--and teh Merciful Goddess was now sitting ASTRADDLE him in a MOST awkward and embarrassing manner!!!!! [NOT-ta' mention "suggestive", noda!]
"Ooooh, DANNY!" she gushed with a HUGE smile--"If you were THAT EAGER, you should have SAID SO from teh
START, You Handsome Creature, You!!!"
Daniel *GROANED* and put a hand to his face, saying, "Will you PLEASE get OFF of me, Merciful Goddess!?"
"Oh, do you PREFER to be teh one on top!?" she smirked, "How utterly QUAINT of you!"
--And she bent down and planted a VERY "deep" kiss on his mouth, causing Daniel to utter a *grunt* of ALARM!!!!
.........And, of COURSE, right at THIS most "telling" moment--
--Stampers walked in......
![Oh, God!]To be Continued?