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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 23:27:16 GMT -5
Well--ya' REALIZE we hafta' KILL-ya' NOW, dont-cha'?
[However, THIS time we'll "forgive" ya'--jus' don't let me hear that yer' USIN' teh stuff!] *snerk!*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 23:37:41 GMT -5
I LIKE that Plan! [HATE their "FOOD"--sorry, TriAce!]
However, wouldn't it just be EASIER to tell yer' Bros' AND TriAce that what they CALL "chicken" is REALLY ground-up Chihuahua dogs [collars n' ALL!]!?
HONEST!
P.S. Whatever MEGA-CORP. OWNS TacoBell, DON'T bother TRYING to SUE ME--I HAVE NO MONEY!!!!!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 23:42:08 GMT -5
I jus' wuv teh way Arion NEVER warns po' Ace about these things!!!!
[Hasn't told him about Dojima wantin' him HURT, then DEAD (in THAT order, too!), EITHER, has he....!?]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 23:46:07 GMT -5
OR a Midol..... *snicker*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 23:50:29 GMT -5
It was as quiet and as calma s ti ever is at my house when outta teh blue Tomo walked up to Chichiri and smiled darkly. He then held out his hand and opened a small clamshell. Chichiri fell then sat on teh floor as if meditating. Meanwhile, I was seperating teh wonder idiots, yet again. This time though Gojyo had joined in. Seems that Tasuki and Naruto had baeen arguing over something and tAsuki got tired of arguing with "teh twit" and flamed Naruto. Naruto, being teh ever clever one, used "Herem no jitsu" trying to seduce Tasuki. Needless to say, TAsuki wasn't seduced, in fact he was just mad for Naruto to try such a "low and tasteless" move against him. Just then Gojyo walked by and saw teh many "hot babes" and was in heaven. And needless to say, when Tasuki flamed Naruto, Gojyo was mad. (understatement) teh "water sprite" learned what it felt like to be Tamahome and Naruot when he got flame. As Gojyo was about to attack Tasuki, he got an iron fan to teh side of teh head as Tasuki pointed out who teh "hot babe" really was. Gojyo did NOT like that little trick and teamed up with Tasuki to take teh "little punk" out. As Tasuki and Gojyo began their attack on Naruto, teh ninja did "herem no jitsu" again, and Gojyo fell for it (how dense can you get?!) But Tasuki did not. Thus Naruto pulled out teh big guns, and summoned "big ass frog demon" As Tasuki put it. This did not make giang Frog Boss (forget its name) very happy, So Tasuki and Gojyo got used as froggy play things, before they both ended up in teh pond. (for these taking score its Gojyo: 0 Tasuki:0 Naruto: 2) I then decided it was time to seperate teh wonder idiots before any REAL harm came to them. I yelled at naruto, and when teh frog threatened to step on me, I threatened to have Pyro-bandit flame his giang froggy ass. He decided it was safer to leave. I then had Naruto help me get teh "water lillies" outta teh water before they drowned. Naruto kinda CHEATED and used his little "walk on water using chi" thing to rescue Tasuki while I was stuck getting Gojyo teh old fashoned way. Then there was a sudden blood stopping scream from inside teh house. Tasuki froze, turning very pale, turned around and ran at teh house at full speed. You could barely make out teh word "Chiri" as he ran away. Gojyo suddenly was able to half swim at teh thought of a good fight. And no sooner could Gojyo walk than was I dragged along as he ran into teh house to see what teh problem was, with Naruto close behind. To be continued... Oh, no......... Not Chichiri!
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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 23, 2004 0:09:45 GMT -5
Oh, no......... Not Chichiri! Yeah... seems I've taken a liking of tormenting poor Hojoun. Its just too easy.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 0:11:08 GMT -5
Yeah... seems I've taken a liking of tormenting poor Hojoun. Its just too easy. Same with Daniel.....! *heh, heh, heh*
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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 23, 2004 0:13:13 GMT -5
Same with Daniel.....! *heh, heh, heh* And Vicious... and Sakyo...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 0:40:42 GMT -5
Vash and Daniel Saverem meet at Liz's Bakery Shoppe for a couple o' dozen donuts [each!] and coffee--well, cocoa for Vash, of course! But their talk is going NOWHERE fast....!
VASH [dropping his head down into his folded arms in a gesture of "defeat"--]: "We're not getting ANYWHERE, Bro', and if I father yet ANOTHER set of Twins, Meryl will KILL ME, I KNOW it!"
DANIEL [trying NOT to let his brother's "hopelessness" get HIM down--Vash can be SUCH a DOPE!]: "Vash, it WON'T DO any good to "give up", EITHER! I've been "avoiding" all of Stampers' little "hints" LONG ENOUGH! If we DON'T find a solution--and SOON--I have teh most "uncomfortable" feeling I'm gonna' be WISHING I was Dead!" [Vash *flinches!* at THAT! *Ew!* Poor Daniel!]
VASH [looking up "hopefully"]: "You're SURE a vasectomy WON'T work...!?"
DANIEL [nodding forlornly...]: "As SURE as YOU and Meryl ARE that teh Pill DOESN'T....!"
They BOTH *sigh!* in unison........
Then Daniel has a *flash* of what he HOPES is "genius"--about teh SAME TIME that Vash DOES!
They say together--
"teh ANGEL ARM!!!"
And THAT'S all it TOOK, actually--tho' it WAS a bit....er.."awkward", since they had to "aim" at each OTHER in a place you DON'T wanna make a "mistake", noda! [And it DIDN'T HELP ANY that Vash kept TRYING to CLOSE HIS EYES when it was HIS TURN to do Daniel!!!! "VASH!! OPEN YOUR EYES, DAMMIT IT ALL!!! I'm NOT gonna LIVE with THAT kind of "MISTAKE", YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!??"]
As for WHY they chose to have themselves "fixed", if THAT'S teh "word" [Daniel yells, "It's NOT!!!"], well, as Meryl put it--
"They'll PROBABLY "heal" right up in about a decade or two, ANYWAY, knowing teh Plant Twins!"
Stampers is inclined to agree with THAT, that she IS......!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 0:41:57 GMT -5
And Vicious... and Sakyo... Oh....you mean there's a PATTERN? [HADN'T noticed.......!]
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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 23, 2004 7:11:07 GMT -5
Oh....you mean there's a PATTERN? [HADN'T noticed.......!] Emi's observations... Stampers likes to torment teh more "disturbed" "bad guys" and Emi likes to torment teh sweet innocent haunted "good guys". And just for interest we all torment everyone else.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Aug 23, 2004 9:05:24 GMT -5
Thinking that since now TWO men have fallen outta teh shower in ONE week [remember Sakyo's lil' "mobbing" by teh ruperts!?] that it's a GOOD thing she DIDN'T have those glass doors installed on teh tub after all, Stampers RUSHES into teh bathroom to find her Husband, tangled-up in teh shower curtain, lying on teh floor and yelling, "STAMPERSSS! Get-it-off, Get-It-Off, GET-IT-OFF!!!!!" teh "it" that he is referrin' to is a tiny lil' chibi-like female-person CLINGING voraciously to his neck with teh tenacity of a LIMPET! She/it claims her name is "Fluffy76" [but Stampers thinks she looks a-bit' like Emi-chan, actually....!], and she's "ranting" on about-- Hmmm, that name seems a little familiar to me...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 9:06:40 GMT -5
Emi's observations... Stampers likes to torment teh more "disturbed" "bad guys" and Emi likes to torment teh sweet innocent haunted "good guys". And just for interest we all torment everyone else. Oh, YEAH! THAT Pattern....! *snicker*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Aug 23, 2004 9:06:40 GMT -5
HEY, now PIP'S HAIR would be FUN-ta' "frolic" IN! I mean, if he unbraided it, THAT'S a LOT o' HAIR!!! [Stampers muses a moment on teh subject of "men's hair", then says-ta' Daniel-- "Sweetie--Would you MIND if I BRAID yer' Hair.....!?"] Yeah, I've always liked anime guys with long hair... *sigh* It'd be so nice just running your fingers through it.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 9:08:57 GMT -5
Hmmm, that name seems a little familiar to me... Ooooh....DOES it!? *Har!*
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