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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 22, 2004 1:37:35 GMT -5
Ach du lieber!
Well, since we neede a new one... here it is. NUMBER TEN!
Decided to name it in german for teh heck of it. Feel free to point out my very bad german skills.
Translation of teh title...
ATACT, Number ten. Blow your nose! or more literaly "polish your nose" but its idiomatic so I used teh English Idiom.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 2:08:49 GMT -5
Ach du lieber! Well, since we neede a new one... here it is. NUMBER TEN! Decided to name it in german for teh heck of it. Feel free to point out my very bad german skills. Translation of teh title... ATACT, Number ten. Blow your nose! or more literaly "polish your nose" but its idiomatic so I used teh English Idiom. *ACK!!* ANOTHER ONE!? Do you realize we seem to be averaging about a new Thread a WEEK!? Oh, well......
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 22, 2004 11:38:16 GMT -5
I didn't realize how far behind I had gotten, I just spent like an hour catching up. Lately I've been so busy that I would just post and not read any of teh other stuff. Its only teh second week and I'm already stressed out! GEEZ I need to relax! Anywho, I definitly think starting next week I'll have a bit more time to post and stuff. So... toodles for now.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Aug 22, 2004 12:28:28 GMT -5
Stampers wrote: Oh, GOODy!!!! I'm SURE I can enlist HIM in me widdl' "plot" ta' git' Amon drunk! [I'm planning to stay COMPLETELY sober, THIS time--did NOT "enjoy" all that PUKIN' last time!] Also, I think I might need Gren.......
But NOT-ta' worry, Milady Snap! It'll all be a "harmless" practical joke--HONEST! And yer' Groom SHOULD be QUITE ready for his Weddin' teh next morning--didn't-ya' KNOW that Witches can CURE their OWN hangovers!? [Besides, give me a break, this is my "last chance" ta' have a-lil' "fun" wid' Witch-Boy before he becomes "Milady Queen's Consort"--after THAT, I risk BE-HEADING! [Well, THAT'S what Arion TOLD me!]
You just can't wait to get your hands on him, can you? *sigh* I know teh feeling...
Anyway! Be gentle with him though. If not, you'll have one very pissed bride after you, Uma Thurman not withstanding.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Aug 22, 2004 12:31:23 GMT -5
Stampers wrote: Hey, I don't mind! Glad ya' enjoyed it! As for your "two cents", that worked out just right, 'cuz I FIGURED you might be "aware" that something was "going on" but I couldn't quite figure how to put that in teh story........
As for your "Hero", Amon--it's a REALLY GOOD THING that teh combination of his blood AND teh Orbo WORKED, or Amon MIGHT have had a rather EMBARRASSING "incident" on his hands!!!!!
[Imagines Amon telling Snap, "I'm SORRY, Snap, but somehow or other it seems I am NOW "engaged" to ALUCARD, too!!!"]
*sigh* Great, just when I thought I was rid of him...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 14:35:17 GMT -5
Stampers wrote: Oh, GOODy!!!! I'm SURE I can enlist HIM in me widdl' "plot" ta' git' Amon drunk! [I'm planning to stay COMPLETELY sober, THIS time--did NOT "enjoy" all that PUKIN' last time!] Also, I think I might need Gren....... But NOT-ta' worry, Milady Snap! It'll all be a "harmless" practical joke--HONEST! And yer' Groom SHOULD be QUITE ready for his Weddin' teh next morning--didn't-ya' KNOW that Witches can CURE their OWN hangovers!? [Besides, give me a break, this is my "last chance" ta' have a-lil' "fun" wid' Witch-Boy before he becomes "Milady Queen's Consort"--after THAT, I risk BE-HEADING! [Well, THAT'S what Arion TOLD me!] You just can't wait to get your hands on him, can you? *sigh* I know teh feeling... Anyway! Be gentle with him though. If not, you'll have one very pissed bride after you, Uma Thurman not withstanding. Oh, I promise to be VERY gentle--EXTREMELY RUDE, but gentle [if that's possible, anyway.....!] Honestly, tho', ya' KNOW I would never REALLY harm him OR you, Snap--I like teh BOTH of you too much......AND I don't wanna' be BE-HEADED! *Har!* Oh, and no need to worry about him still being......um..."intact", if that's teh word--I wouldn't DREAM of taking away yer' opportunity to.....uh...."de-flower" your OWN virgin, REALLY! [It's just TOO MUCH FUN!!!! RIGHT, Danny!? (Daniel *BLUSHES!*--"STAM-perssss!!!")] As fer' gittin' yer hands on yer' Husband-to-be--You DO remember teh bear-skin rug on teh First day of me Honeymoon, RIGHT!?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 14:50:57 GMT -5
I spent a good chunk of last night reading MOST of that lil' story--my reaction?
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*
I did have some thoughts on teh "Vampire Hair" thing...
I'd wuv-ta' "frolic" in Alucard's hair, but ONLY on two "conditions"--
1) That he WASHES it FREQUENTLY!! [Hey! He WAS born before "hygiene", ya' KNOW!!! AND in a part o' Europe STILL not known for deoderant use!]
2) That I'M teh ONLY "critter" scamperin'-aroun' IN THERE!!! [Don't want NO "Demon-Flea" SURPRISES, no da!!!]
ALUCARD [scratchin' at his head....]: "HEY!!! I even BRUSH my fangs, you IMPUDENT little.....*grumble, mumble....*"
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Post by XerBlade on Aug 22, 2004 15:00:02 GMT -5
Stampers wrote: Oh, GOODy!!!! I'm SURE I can enlist HIM in me widdl' "plot" ta' git' Amon drunk! [I'm planning to stay COMPLETELY sober, THIS time--did NOT "enjoy" all that PUKIN' last time!] Also, I think I might need Gren....... But NOT-ta' worry, Milady Snap! It'll all be a "harmless" practical joke--HONEST! And yer' Groom SHOULD be QUITE ready for his Weddin' teh next morning--didn't-ya' KNOW that Witches can CURE their OWN hangovers!? [Besides, give me a break, this is my "last chance" ta' have a-lil' "fun" wid' Witch-Boy before he becomes "Milady Queen's Consort"--after THAT, I risk BE-HEADING! [Well, THAT'S what Arion TOLD me!] You just can't wait to get your hands on him, can you? *sigh* I know teh feeling... Anyway! Be gentle with him though. If not, you'll have one very pissed bride after you, Uma Thurman not withstanding. Okay, If I hurry and somehow get teh next part posted by tomorrow, I should pretty easily be able to make this next part end where we can all go to your wedding and take a break before teh next part, without having any of those weird timeline lapses. My 3rd chapter is supposed to have everyone heading home to rest up a bit before chapter 4 anyway.
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 22, 2004 15:43:14 GMT -5
So this morning during breakfast Shizuru finally asks me some questions. "I'm really not sure what's going on here. Could you tell me? For example, that green guy, Lorne, is he a demon of some sort? He looks like one, but I get no 'evil' aura like I do from most demons."
"Well, actually, he is, but he's not teh type of demon you've met before. You see, he's from another dimension . . . . . . . . . . . " I went on to explain about how Lorne and most of teh other people got here in our little world.
"I think I see," she said, "And that Count D was teh first one you invited here?"
"Yeah. " I said. "Him and Leon Orcot. Can't really have one without teh other, you know! Leon follows Count D everywhere, trying to catch him breaking teh law or something. Poor guy's had no luck so far!" I laughed. "Now Leon's brother Chris came a bit later. Leon was missng him and brought him over himself."
"Oh." Shizuru took a sip of her coffee. "And what do they do? I meant for jobs? I know Leon's a cop, but what about teh other two men?"
"Well, Lorne runs a nightclub now. He has teh power to see into people's souls and help them with problems in there lives, but they hafta sing for him first. Now Count D, he runs a petshop. A good place to buy a pet, especally if you want a change in your life!" I didn't see teh gleam of interest that remark brought into her eyes.
"Well," Shizuru said. "This really sounds like an interesting place! I hope you won't mind if I go out a look around for a bit?"
"No! Not at all! But try and stay away form Sakiyo, okay? I don't know how he'll react, finding you here."
"Don't worry!" she said as she headed out teh door. "I won't be bothering him! I promise!"
For some reason, her words made me shiver.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Aug 22, 2004 15:54:33 GMT -5
Oh, I promise to be VERY gentle--EXTREMELY RUDE, but gentle [if that's possible, anyway.....!] Honestly, tho', ya' KNOW I would never REALLY harm him OR you, Snap--I like teh BOTH of you too much......AND I don't wanna' be BE-HEADED! *Har!* Oh, and no need to worry about him still being......um..."intact", if that's teh word--I wouldn't DREAM of taking away yer' opportunity to.....uh...."de-flower" your OWN virgin, REALLY! [It's just TOO MUCH FUN!!!! RIGHT, Danny!? (Daniel *BLUSHES!*--"STAM-perssss!!!")] As fer' gittin' yer hands on yer' Husband-to-be--You DO remember teh bear-skin rug on teh First day of me Honeymoon, RIGHT!? Ohh, I remember! *snicker* Besides, we will be in Paris after all. I'm sure it'll affort plenty of "opportunities." I can see it now: "Uh, sweetheart, I hate to tell you this, but Stampers kinda... well she sorta... " as Amon blushes. Electricity charges teh air My eyes start to glow. teh starburst on my forehead starts to show. "STAMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!"Somewhere, a large shiver runs down Stampers' spine... "Uh, Danny. I think I'm in biggg trouble!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 15:57:21 GMT -5
Actually, this RPG don't NEED no stinkin' Fangirls, not with P-kitty n' ME always ready-ta' "POUNCE" on some unsuspecting male "victim"! *Hee, hee, hee!*
But HERE'S a silly lil' story "inspired" by all teh Fangirl silliness I read last night--
Stampers was at her computer, laughing her head off about Enrico gettin' kneed inda' GROIN by Integra [that was ALMOST as funny as teh "Enrico/Luke Valentine" image!], when she hears an ANGUISHED *YELP* from teh bathroom, where Danny's takin' a shower, followed by a *CRASH!*
Thinking that since now TWO men have fallen outta teh shower in ONE week [remember Sakyo's lil' "mobbing" by teh ruperts!?] that it's a GOOD thing she DIDN'T have those glass doors installed on teh tub after all, Stampers RUSHES into teh bathroom to find her Husband, tangled-up in teh shower curtain, lying on teh floor and yelling, "STAMPERSSS! Get-it-off, Get-It-Off, GET-IT-OFF!!!!!"
teh "it" that he is referrin' to is a tiny lil' chibi-like female-person CLINGING voraciously to his neck with teh tenacity of a LIMPET! She/it claims her name is "Fluffy76" [but Stampers thinks she looks a-bit' like Emi-chan, actually....!], and she's "ranting" on about--
"Oh, I just ADORE Knives! I don't CARE if he's a BAD GUY, he's just so cute and SMART--NOT like his STOO-PID brother Vash!--and he has such a great twisted sense of humor and he can CONTROL that creepy ol' Legato, and he gave himself such a NEATO "Nazi" hair-style and I'd "HEIL" HIM, ANY day! I just LOOOVE Kniv--"
She came to a SCREECHING verbal HALT at THAT point, and took a GOOD LOOK at her "prize", whose LONG, wet hair was now tangled around HER and his neck, then she WAILED--
"KNIVES!!! WHAT teh HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR!!!??" [Getting a look at Stampers--] "And WHO, may I ASK, is THIS "BROAD", who thinks she can just BARGE into here when you're TAKING A SHOWER and LOOK at your LOVELY "nakedness"--THAT'S MY "privilege", ONLY.....!!!!"
Daniel looks at his Wife with PLEADING eyes that say, "Please HELP me! Or just SHOOT me, I DON'T CARE WHICH, right now!!", then tells teh little "creature"--"I'm SORRY, but I THINK you have teh wrong anime person, actually....MY name is Daniel...."
There is a small pause........THEN teh critter SCREAMS, "That HORRID BITCH made you CHANGE your NAME, my wonderful, Precious Knives!!?? HOW COULD She!!!?? *WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!*"
Well....to make a long story short, after gettin' dressed [Stampers had-ta' finally BLINDFOLD teh obnoxious lil' Imp--nearly gittin' herself BIT inda' PROCESS!--be'cuz her husband REFUSED to dress in front of it OTHERWISE! "Can't say I really BLAME him," she commented, "Everytime he tried-ta' take his towel off, teh cursed lil' thing would *SQUEAL!* n' start hyperventilatin'!!!"], Stampers and Daniel showed up at Alucard's Hotel door, Fangirl still firmly attached....!
Alucard, wearing nuthin' but a sheet wrapped hastily aroun' his waist, his hair even MORE "mussed"-looking than USUAL ["Hmmmm....." thinks Stampers, "I see he and Miranda are gittin'...."re-acquainted"...!], opens teh door with a YELL of, "WHAT teh BLOODY HELL do YOU WANT!!!??"
Stampers, who is tryin'-ta' git Daniel to STOP pounding his head slowly against teh WALL [teh Fangirl is now on a NEVER-ENDING TIRADE about how he should change his name BACK to Knives because...."It's so COOOOL, and MEAN-sounding and Daniel is such a WIMPY name and long hair makes you look like a WUSS and......" yada, yada, yada.......blah, blah, BLAH!], DOESN'T say a WORD, just POINTS at teh lil' "Hickey o' Doom" on her anguished and SUFFERING Husband's neck......
Alucard, usually unafraid of just about ANYTHING, takes ONE look at teh tiny terror, makes a lil' "yipe!" sound--and TRIES to SLAM teh DOOR on them!!! [teh COWARDLY RAT!!!] Unfortunately, it ALREADY TOO LATE for HIM! teh chibi Fangirl SPOTS teh Vampire, and with a JOYOUS *SQUEAL!!* of "ALUCARD!!!" LATCHES ONTO HIS NECK, leaving Daniel "FREE at LAST!!!"
As Stampers and Daniel make a VERY hasty retreat [no sense in taking any chances--Alucard can look after HIMSELF!!!], they hear teh sounds of a FRANTIC VAMPIRE yelling, "MIRANDAAAAA!!! Get-it-off, Get-It-Off, GET-IT-OFF!!!!"
[NOT-ta' worry, however--I understand that Miranda had a very SIMPLE solution to teh lil' problem.....
She just announced to teh Fangirl's RUDE inquiry of "WHO is THIS woman, oh, my lovely, wonderful Vampire, Alucard...?"
"I am Miranda, Alucard's WIFE!" and showed her RING to prove it!
And while teh lil' Vampire/Plant-lover was STILL in SHOCK at THIS "horrible news", Miranda, using a fore-finger and thumb, simply "flicked" teh rude lil' "beast" into Oblivion!
[Wish I HAD THOUGHT of THAT! *sigh*]
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Post by snapdragon76 on Aug 22, 2004 15:57:32 GMT -5
I spent a good chunk of last night reading MOST of that lil' story--my reaction? *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!*
I did have some thoughts on teh "Vampire Hair" thing...
I'd wuv-ta' "frolic" in Alucard's hair, but ONLY on two "conditions"--
1) That he WASHES it FREQUENTLY!! [Hey! He WAS born before "hygiene", ya' KNOW!!! AND in a part o' Europe STILL not known for deoderant use!]
2) That I'M teh ONLY "critter" scamperin'-aroun' IN THERE!!! [Don't want NO "Demon-Flea" SURPRISES, no da!!!]
ALUCARD [scratchin' at his head....]: "HEY!!! I even BRUSH my fangs, you IMPUDENT little.....*grumble, mumble....*"
I know. teh ideas she comes up with... Of course, IRL, I'm also a big Pip fangirl. Just in teh strip, I'm Alucard. I'm so torn...
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 22, 2004 16:06:58 GMT -5
[Wish I HAD THOUGHT of THAT! *sigh*] If Lorne has any fangirls show up, I'm gonna chop it off! Lorne--"WHAT?" Me--"No! Not that! teh fangirl!" Lorne--"Whew!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:12:12 GMT -5
I know. teh ideas she comes up with... Of course, IRL, I'm also a big Pip fangirl. Just in teh strip, I'm Alucard. I'm so torn... HEY, now PIP'S HAIR would be FUN-ta' "frolic" IN! I mean, if he unbraided it, THAT'S a LOT o' HAIR!!! [Stampers muses a moment on teh subject of "men's hair", then says-ta' Daniel-- "Sweetie--Would you MIND if I BRAID yer' Hair.....!?"]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:15:34 GMT -5
Ohh, I remember! *snicker* Besides, we will be in Paris after all. I'm sure it'll affort plenty of "opportunities." I can see it now: "Uh, sweetheart, I hate to tell you this, but Stampers kinda... well she sorta... " as Amon blushes. Electricity charges teh air My eyes start to glow. teh starburst on my forehead starts to show. "STAMPERS!!!!!!!!!!!"Somewhere, a large shiver runs down Stampers' spine... "Uh, Danny. I think I'm in biggg trouble!"RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!!!! [And I thought BE-HEADING would be BAD!!!]
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