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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:20:12 GMT -5
If Lorne has any fangirls show up, I'm gonna chop it off! Lorne--"WHAT?" Me--"No! Not that! teh fangirl!" Lorne--"Whew!" GEEZ! Po' LORNE!!! Ya' NEARLY GAVE him a HEART-ATTACK!!! [And, considering where his heart's LOCATED, CPR would be a BITCH, noda!!!] LORNE says-- "That it WOULD!.....Uh, did I just hear a samurai scream somewhere....!?"
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 22, 2004 16:24:31 GMT -5
GEEZ! Po' LORNE!!! Ya' NEARLY GAVE him a HEART-ATTACK!!! [And, considering where his heart's LOCATED, CPR would be a BITCH, noda!!!] LORNE says-- "That it WOULD!.....Uh, did I just hear a samurai scream somewhere....!?" *snicker* "Bend over, Lorne! I gotta give you CPR!" Hey! Wait a minnut! That's not a bad idea!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:33:58 GMT -5
YEAH! HAPPY BELATED B-DAY, Liz!!! [Did Hiei give-ya' anything "SPECIAL" fer'-da' occasion....? *wink, wink!*] Speaking of Hiei-- On this Saturday's "Yu-Yu", when that one "bad" guy tells Hiei to "....SHUT-UP and DO as I SAY!", I found myself thinking, "Uh-OH! Only LIZ can get away with saying THAT to Hiei!!!!!" [Imagines "SCENE" at Liz's house.... LIZ [yelling from teh bedroom]: "HIEI! WHERE teh HELL ARE MY PICKLES AND ICE CREAM!!!! ?" HIEI [lookin' a TRIFLE "frazzled", if not down-right SCARED!]: "COMING, Dearest...!!!!"]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:36:00 GMT -5
*snicker* "Bend over, Lorne! I gotta give you CPR!" Hey! Wait a minnut! That's not a bad idea! Jus' ONE word on THAT mental image..... *Ewwww!!!*
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 22, 2004 16:40:51 GMT -5
YEAH! HAPPY BELATED B-DAY, Liz!!! [Did Hiei give-ya' anything "SPECIAL" fer'-da' occasion....? *wink, wink!*] Speaking of Hiei-- On this Saturday's "Yu-Yu", when that one "bad" guy tells Hiei to "....SHUT-UP and DO as I SAY!", I found myself thinking, "Uh-OH! Only LIZ can get away with saying THAT to Hiei!!!!!" [Imagines "SCENE" at Liz's house.... LIZ [yelling from teh bedroom]: "HIEI! WHERE teh HELL ARE MY PICKLES AND ICE CREAM!!!! ?" HIEI [lookin' a TRIFLE "frazzled", if not down-right SCARED!]: "COMING, Dearest...!!!!"] What about teh scene when Kuwabara imagines Hiei's sister?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:50:53 GMT -5
Ya' shoulda' WARNED me about that "Slayers" episode about Gourry in a DRESS!!! I quite LITERALLY LAUGHED teh WHOLE time I was watching it! What with teh "Drag" Dragon , Gourry's "Sailor Moon" hair-do [COMPLETE with "meat-balls"!], and that big GALOOT of a "Hero" who kept trying to PROPOSE to po' Gourry, even AFTER he realized he was a GUY [Hey, he just has a "weakness" for tall, willowy blonds with great legs, NODA!], I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! And we won't even get into Gourry runnin' aroun' in that pink "loincloth" with teh pink knee boots, OR Lina's comment, "Just WHERE were YOU lookin'!!??" to Gourry's announcement that teh "lady" dragon was REALLY a "guy"!
And JUST WHAT was that "motto" written on his UNDERWEAR, anyway!?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 16:55:19 GMT -5
What about teh scene when Kuwabara imagines Hiei's sister? Oh, yeah! THAT was FUNNY!! [Methinks ol' Kizuma's gonna' just DIE when he finds out who his "future" Brother-in-Law is!!!]
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 22, 2004 17:04:51 GMT -5
Oh, yeah! THAT was FUNNY!! [Methinks ol' Kizuma's gonna' just DIE when he finds out who his "future" Brother-in-Law is!!!] Yah! I wonder when that's gonna happen!
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 22, 2004 17:18:03 GMT -5
Shizuru wandered around teh area. In some repects, this place reminded her of teh Demon World, but everyone here seemed to like each other and be good people. But teh one thing she was looking for was Count D's petshop. From what Peanutcat had said, it would be here, somewhere. Soon she come to teh Hotel/Orphanage.
She entered teh grounds by teh courtyard side, and saw some children playing. "Hey guys!" she said to teh kids, "Do any of you live around here?"
"Sure!" They chourused. Then one spoke up. "Of course we live here! We don't have any parents, so we stay here at teh orphanage!"
"Orphanage!" exclamed Shizuru. "You don't mean to tell me this whole building is an orphanage?"\
"Nah!" said a kid, "Just that wing over there!" he gestered. "That side is a hotel!"
"So then, could you tell me where teh petshop Count D's is?" she asked.
"It's right over there, on teh ground floor!" teh boy told her.
"Thanks!" Shizuru said. She headed towards Count D's. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's all I have time for today! Gotta go, their kicking us out here! Your turn Stampers!
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 22, 2004 19:26:09 GMT -5
What about teh scene when Kuwabara imagines Hiei's sister? And teh funniest part was when you found out that Kuwa was teh fake, so he still doesn't know that Hiei has a little sister..... HA HA HA
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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 22, 2004 21:40:01 GMT -5
GEEZ! Po' LORNE!!! Ya' NEARLY GAVE him a HEART-ATTACK!!! [And, considering where his heart's LOCATED, CPR would be a BITCH, noda!!!] LORNE says-- "That it WOULD!.....Uh, did I just hear a samurai scream somewhere....!?" Question... why does our lovely red-haired Samurai not like us using that phrase of his? Why does Hojoun not care that Stampers is adicted to teh "noda"? What would happen if we put Kenshin, Chichiri and Vash in a room and told them they weren't aloud out until they killed each other? Never mind... I don't wanna know what would happen with that last one... AHH Mental image attack! Okay... I have teh answer to teh question about teh noda thing... Watase wanted to use teh "noda" at teh end of every sentence Hojoun says to be like a regional dialect thing... so thats why HE don't mind people using it. BUt I still don't understand why Kenshin is having a problem with it, that I do not. Sorry, couldn't help it, that I could not.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 21:53:55 GMT -5
Question... why does our lovely red-haired Samurai not like us using that phrase of his? Why does Hojoun not care that Stampers is adicted to teh "noda"? What would happen if we put Kenshin, Chichiri and Vash in a room and told them they weren't aloud out until they killed each other? Never mind... I don't wanna know what would happen with that last one... AHH Mental image attack! Okay... I have teh answer to teh question about teh noda thing... Watase wanted to use teh "noda" at teh end of every sentence Hojoun says to be like a regional dialect thing... so thats why HE don't mind people using it. BUt I still don't understand why Kenshin is having a problem with it, that I do not. Sorry, couldn't help it, that I could not. Actually, I THINK I can answer that "locked in a room" question--they'd STILL be IN THERE, THAT they WOULD, noda!
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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 22, 2004 22:01:52 GMT -5
It was as quiet and as calma s ti ever is at my house when outta teh blue Tomo walked up to Chichiri and smiled darkly. He then held out his hand and opened a small clamshell. Chichiri fell then sat on teh floor as if meditating.
Meanwhile, I was seperating teh wonder idiots, yet again. This time though Gojyo had joined in. Seems that Tasuki and Naruto had baeen arguing over something and tAsuki got tired of arguing with "teh twit" and flamed Naruto. Naruto, being teh ever clever one, used "Herem no jitsu" trying to seduce Tasuki. Needless to say, TAsuki wasn't seduced, in fact he was just mad for Naruto to try such a "low and tasteless" move against him. Just then Gojyo walked by and saw teh many "hot babes" and was in heaven. And needless to say, when Tasuki flamed Naruto, Gojyo was mad. (understatement) teh "water sprite" learned what it felt like to be Tamahome and Naruot when he got flame. As Gojyo was about to attack Tasuki, he got an iron fan to teh side of teh head as Tasuki pointed out who teh "hot babe" really was. Gojyo did NOT like that little trick and teamed up with Tasuki to take teh "little punk" out. As Tasuki and Gojyo began their attack on Naruto, teh ninja did "herem no jitsu" again, and Gojyo fell for it (how dense can you get?!) But Tasuki did not. Thus Naruto pulled out teh big guns, and summoned "big ass frog demon" As Tasuki put it. This did not make giang Frog Boss (forget its name) very happy, So Tasuki and Gojyo got used as froggy play things, before they both ended up in teh pond. (for these taking score its Gojyo: 0 Tasuki:0 Naruto: 2) I then decided it was time to seperate teh wonder idiots before any REAL harm came to them. I yelled at naruto, and when teh frog threatened to step on me, I threatened to have Pyro-bandit flame his giang froggy ass. He decided it was safer to leave. I then had Naruto help me get teh "water lillies" outta teh water before they drowned. Naruto kinda CHEATED and used his little "walk on water using chi" thing to rescue Tasuki while I was stuck getting Gojyo teh old fashoned way. Then there was a sudden blood stopping scream from inside teh house. Tasuki froze, turning very pale, turned around and ran at teh house at full speed. You could barely make out teh word "Chiri" as he ran away. Gojyo suddenly was able to half swim at teh thought of a good fight. And no sooner could Gojyo walk than was I dragged along as he ran into teh house to see what teh problem was, with Naruto close behind.
To be continued...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 22:52:45 GMT -5
Shizuru wandered around teh area. In some repects, this place reminded her of teh Demon World, but everyone here seemed to like each other and be good people. But teh one thing she was looking for was Count D's petshop. From what Peanutcat had said, it would be here, somewhere. Soon she come to teh Hotel/Orphanage. She entered teh grounds by teh courtyard side, and saw some children playing. "Hey guys!" she said to teh kids, "Do any of you live around here?" "Sure!" They chourused. Then one spoke up. "Of course we live here! We don't have any parents, so we stay here at teh orphanage!" "Orphanage!" exclamed Shizuru. "You don't mean to tell me this whole building is an orphanage?"\ "Nah!" said a kid, "Just that wing over there!" he gestered. "That side is a hotel!" "So then, could you tell me where teh petshop Count D's is?" she asked. "It's right over there, on teh ground floor!" teh boy told her. "Thanks!" Shizuru said. She headed towards Count D's. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That's all I have time for today! Gotta go, their kicking us out here! Your turn Stampers! There was a knock at teh front door at Stampers' house, and since no one else was home, and James was busy in teh kitchen, Sakyo was teh person who answered it--and got teh SHOCK of his "second" Life, THAT he DID! THERE on teh doorstep, looking even MORE beautiful than he remembered her, was Shizuru Kuwabara, teh ONLY woman he had ever felt a REAL emotion for.....holding a kitten (?) in her arms, and smiling at him as if his Death had never separated them.......... "Uhhhh......." was ALL Sakyo could MANAGE, under teh circumstances, but she just asked, "Aren't you gonna INVITE ME in, Sakyo, or did Death take away your manners?" Sakyo, who realized he MUST look like a complete IDIOT standing there with his mouth HANGING OPEN, tried to do just THAT-- "Sh-sh-SHI-zuru! Come in, PLEASE.....!" he choked out, backing up to make room for her--as she brushed past him, Sakyo got a *whiff* of her perfume, MOSTLY just teh clean smell of HER, with a faint hint of cherry blossoms, and he felt almost OVER-WHELMED by her mere presence! He DIDN'T wanna ADMIT it, EVEN to himself, but THIS was what he had MISSED teh MOST after his Death, someone clean and "fresh" and still willing to BELIEVE in him, even when he had STOPPED believing in himself....."GOD, I'm a MISERABLE Bastard!" he thought, watching her seat herself in teh Best comfy chair, graceful as teh cat she held in her arms...... Just as he was sitting down on teh sofa, unaware he was STARING at Shizuru like a man dying for water who's NOT sure he ISN'T just seeing a mirage, James came into teh room to ASK who was at teh door--He took ONE look at Shizuru, *YELPED!*, and fled BACK into teh kitchen, heading for teh phone to warn Stampers of teh "intruder"! Shizuru, pretty SURE she KNEW where he was headed, handed-off teh kitten to a now TOTALLY non-plussed Sakyo, saying-- "Here--take CARE of her for a moment, will you? I need to "discuss" something with teh "Housekeeper...!" Then she darted off into teh kitchen AFTER James, where teh sounds of a slight "scuffle" [and a "strangled" *EEP!*] NOW issued...... Sakyo looked down at teh tiny creature sitting in his lap rather nervously--teh kitten looked BACK at him in a VERY "unnerving" manner, quite DIRECT in it's gaze! He noticed that it's soft fur was teh same light brown as Shizuru's hair, and it's eyes teh same pretty color as HERS, also ["Rather unusual in a CAT...!" he thought to himself]--they traded "looks" for a moment LONGER, then teh kitten suddenly YAWNED, and settled down in his lap for a NAP, *purring* loudly in contentment! "STUPID little BEAST!" said that Voice in Sakyo's head, "Look at it, so "innocent" and TRUSTING of YOU, of ALL people!!! You OUGHT to just KILL IT for being so STUPID!" "SHUT-UP!" Sakyo told teh Voice in his head, NOT in teh mood to LISTEN to it NOW, not with HER here.........! Meanwhile, in teh kitchen, Shizuru had "cornered" a rather TERRIFIED James in teh broom-closet ["WHY do I ALWAYS seem to end up in HERE...!?" thought James helplessly], and was trying to "explain" why he SHOULDN'T call Stampers with a "warning" about her-- "NOW, you don't REALLY want me to hafta TIE you UP in here, do you!?" she was asking him. "No...!" whimpered James, not a ALL sure he wasn't gonna' end up "sorry" ONE way OR another! "All RIGHT, then, my little man..."she said with a rather "fierce" smile that made po' James *gulp!* "...then PROMISE me that you WON'T make ANY "unauthorized" phone calls to this Stampers everyone keeps talking about WITHOUT my permission, OKAY!!!??" "B-But....." James just barely managed to splutter, taking every ounce of courage he owned to do so, "I hafta LIVE with HER!" "Then I'll make it EASY for you..." stated Shizuru, closing teh closet door on him and pushing a kitchen chair under teh doorknob to keep him from opening it, "Now DON'T make a SOUND, or I WILL hafta HURT you, UNDERSTAND, little man!?" "yes...." came teh forlorn answer from teh other side of teh door, and Shizuru felt rather BAD having to "terrorize" someone so OBVIOUSLY "meek"--BUT, it was for a GOOD "cause".......her Sakyo! As she left teh kitchen, James slumped to teh broom closet floor and felt "grateful" that at least THIS time he WASN'T naked AND hog-tied........! To be Continued----
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 22, 2004 23:16:45 GMT -5
Meanwhile....... P-kitty comes TEARING into Count D's Petshop, calling his name FRANTICALLY!--and is GREATLY RELIEVED when he appears from outta teh "back" of his shop, just like "normal" [which is to say, he just SUDDENLY is "THERE", in a MOST "creepy" manner...!] P-KITTY [heaving a great *SIGH!* of relief!]: "OH, GOOD! Then Shizuru HASN'T been here, YET, CD!?" COUNT D [sounding CALM as EVER!]: "Oh, YES, she HAS! And SUCH a DELIGHTFUL young Woman, TOO! I think Sakyo MAY have a "chance" after ALL, with HER caring for HIM!" P-KITTY [WHY is he so CALM!? This could RUIN all their PLANS, Dammit!!!]: "Did she ASK you about teh kitten!? PLEASE tell me you DIDN'T mention teh kitten to her, CD!" COUNT D [smiling a bit...]: "I didn't hafta, Peanutcat, My Dear Child--she KNEW already--and to answer your NEXT question, I GAVE her teh sweet little animal......." P-KITTY [totally AGHAST!]: "WHAAAAAT!!!!! ?" [Then....] "WAIT-a-MINUTE!!! She didn't THREATEN YOU, did SHE, CD! If she DID , I SWEAR I'll--" COUNT D [sounding a tiny bit "severe" with his favorite Human--aside from Leon, of COURSE!]: "Now Peanutcat! I APPRECIATE your concern, but you NEEDN'T worry about ME--I CAN take care of myself when I hafta, you know! And you CAN Trust my Judgement in THIS case--I can ASSURE you that our little "Plans" for Mr. Sakyo will NOT be "ruined" by Shizuru's "interference"! If ANYTHING, teh WHOLE THING should work even BETTER now, BECAUSE HE'LL NEVER "suspect" a THING from HER!" Then Count D smiled teh KIND of smile GUARANTEED to send SHIVERS up ANYONE'S spine, even P-kitty's!!! *Brrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!*
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