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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 1, 2004 15:57:51 GMT -5
*looks at hiney, looks at riding crop, hiney, riding crop* Hmmmmm . . . . . . Pssst! Hey, P.P.! Hit him HARD ENOUGH with that thing and I'll bet he SWALLOWS that soap!!!
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Post by Peanutcat on Dec 1, 2004 15:59:41 GMT -5
Pssst! Hey, P.P.! Hit him HARD ENOUGH with that thing and I'll bet he SWALLOWS that soap!!! Weeeeellllll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I wasn't planning on hitting him with it . . . . . . . . . .
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 2, 2004 1:45:57 GMT -5
Weeeeellllll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . I wasn't planning on hitting him with it . . . . . . . . . . *Ew!*
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Wicked Clown
Soiled Depends
Walk into teh darkness...
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Post by Wicked Clown on Dec 4, 2004 20:05:34 GMT -5
Umm...uhhh...uh oh?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 5, 2004 3:10:58 GMT -5
Ooooookay.....so HERE'S what HAPPENS........ Whilst "Herpe" is bent over, hiney in teh air, trying to retrieve his "soap"--if ya' wanna' CALL it that *snort!*--Passion Pussy [or P.P. as Ethel likes ta' call her] CHARGES [do you hear a trumpet call...?], takes a flyin' LEAP, and........LANDS ON HIS BACK! She THEN "applies" her stout riding crop to teh aforementioned hiney with a wicked "flick" or two, her jangly and VERY SHARP Mexican SPURS to his tender.......er..."flanks", and--[glow=red,2,300] YA-HOOO!!! RIDE 'IM, COW-GIRL!!!! YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!!!!![/glow] Now as mentioned before by Herpe him [it?]-self, he has "great thighs and ass", soooooooo......... LOOK AT HIM "BUCK and BOB!" That's QUITE a "Fight" teh "Lil' Buckeroo" is putting up, I can TELL-ya'--ESPECIALLY since P.P. keeps a-whippin' n' a-spurrin' for ALL SHE'S WORTH!--but I figure she'll eventually wear teh "wild 'un" down, in time............Po' Thing! Ethel sits back [on Kaiba-Boy's chest, which is makin' it a mite DIFFICULT for him ta' BREATHE] and enjoys teh Rodeo Show--her P.P. sure knows how-ta' "tame" her wild stallions!--and thinks to herself, "Hmmmmm........I wonder if P.P. plans to have him "GELDED"* afterward.....?" <---Herpe *And if ya' DON'T know what that words MEANS, then Go Look It UP, Young-Un'!
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Post by Peanutcat on Dec 5, 2004 14:43:52 GMT -5
Ooooookay.....so HERE'S what HAPPENS........ Whilst "Herpe" is bent over, hiney in teh air, trying to retrieve his "soap"--if ya' wanna' CALL it that *snort!*--Passion Pussy [or P.P. as Ethel likes ta' call her] CHARGES [do you hear a trumpet call...?], takes a flyin' LEAP, and........LANDS ON HIS BACK! She THEN "applies" her stout riding crop to teh aforementioned hiney with a wicked "flick" or two, her jangly and VERY SHARP Mexican SPURS to his tender.......er..."flanks", and--[glow=red,2,300] YA-HOOO!!! RIDE 'IM, COW-GIRL!!!! YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWW!!!!!!![/glow] Now as mentioned before by Herpe him [it?]-self, he has "great thighs and ass", soooooooo......... LOOK AT HIM "BUCK and BOB!" That's QUITE a "Fight" teh "Lil' Buckeroo" is putting up, I can TELL-ya'--ESPECIALLY since P.P. keeps a-whippin' n' a-spurrin' for ALL SHE'S WORTH!--but I figure she'll eventually wear teh "wild 'un" down, in time............Po' Thing! Ethel sits back [on Kaiba-Boy's chest, which is makin' it a mite DIFFICULT for him ta' BREATHE] and enjoys teh Rodeo Show--her P.P. sure knows how-ta' "tame" her wild stallions!--and thinks to herself, "Hmmmmm........I wonder if P.P. plans to have him "GELDED"* afterward.....?" <---Herpe *And if ya' DON'T know what that words MEANS, then Go Look It UP, Young-Un'! "Gelded"? And ruin all teh fun?! Heaven forbid!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Dec 5, 2004 20:07:47 GMT -5
"Gelded"? And ruin all teh fun?! Heaven forbid! SHHHHHH.......! Don't let HIM know THAT! In fact, if ya' let teh "THREAT" o' that hang over his head--so to speak *A-Heh!*--yer' lil' "Mount" will probably "bend over backwards" [among OTHER interesting *ahem* "Positions"....] to do WHATEVER you tell him to! RIGHT, Lil' Herpe...? Herpe [sweatin' like a horse and puffin' like a bellows]: *Whimper!* Oh, by-teh-way, I think he DID swallow his soap, 'cuz yer' "Horsie" is now blowin' BUBBLES, P.P.!
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