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Post by Antsy McPants on Nov 12, 2004 9:36:29 GMT -5
Oh! did she ta...take teh one that matched....your...your ....shoes?!!!! (spritzes sweetah and Dee with TommyGirl...you know, for super power? Yeh, thats it.) *sneezes from getting TommyGirl up his nose, but can't close his eyes from teh hair product* *eyes pop outta head* Great! Now I can't even see my wonderful clothes any more.
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 12, 2004 16:00:30 GMT -5
*sneezes from getting TommyGirl up his nose, but can't close his eyes from teh hair product* *eyes pop outta head* Great! Now I can't even see my wonderful clothes any more. *smacks with riding crop* Now you're my devoted wuv-slave!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 13, 2004 6:51:21 GMT -5
*smacks with riding crop* Now you're my devoted wuv-slave! Ethel decides to "get in" on all teh fun, but somewhere in teh "huddle" and prancing and dancing going on she somehow gets *WHACKED!* over teh head with Etin's pink "pansy" purse [PROBABLY when she was trying to *BONK!* him upside teh head with her "Fairy Wand of Perversion Healing".....*A-heh!* I HATE it when MEN are "prettier" than I AM!!!!], and--TA-DA! becomes an Instant Lesbian!!! A-HA! you SAY! TOTAL GAYALITY SUCCESS!!! RIGHT!? Well........maybe....... Because NOW Ethel DROPS her "Fairy Wand" [on Etin's FOOT! And because that's REALLY a heavy cast-iron Fryin'-Pan in disguise po' Etin is now hopping around on one pink high-heeled foot--rah-ther a SIGHT to SEE, I'm TELLIN' ya!], and pulls out from her pants [WHAT!? you thought maybe I was keepin' it in my BRA!? Have you SEEN how "flat-chested" I AM, Buster!!!??], teh GIANT PRUNING SHEARS OF "I WILL MAKE ALL MEN--Gay OR Straight--INTO WOMEN"!!!! *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!* *Snip! SNIP!* [Oooooooooh! Hostile, "Man-Hating" Feminist, Hairy-arm-pitted, BRA-less LESBIAN on teh LOOSE!!!!!!!] "RUN AWAY, Run Away!!!!" Several of teh men present FAINT, and Etin "hobbles" away on one foot screaming like a lil' girl--*eeek!*
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 13, 2004 11:13:26 GMT -5
Ethel decides to "get in" on all teh fun, but somewhere in teh "huddle" and prancing and dancing going on she somehow gets *WHACKED!* over teh head with Etin's pink "pansy" purse [PROBABLY when she was trying to *BONK!* him upside teh head with her "Fairy Wand of Perversion Healing".....*A-heh!* I HATE it when MEN are "prettier" than I AM!!!!], and--TA-DA! becomes an Instant Lesbian!!! A-HA! you SAY! TOTAL GAYALITY SUCCESS!!! RIGHT!? Well........maybe....... Because NOW Ethel DROPS her "Fairy Wand" [on Etin's FOOT! And because that's REALLY a heavy cast-iron Fryin'-Pan in disguise po' Etin is now hopping around on one pink high-heeled foot--rah-ther a SIGHT to SEE, I'm TELLIN' ya!], and pulls out from her pants [WHAT!? you thought maybe I was keepin' it in my BRA!? Have you SEEN how "flat-chested" I AM, Buster!!!??], teh GIANT PRUNING SHEARS OF "I WILL MAKE ALL MEN--Gay OR Straight--INTO WOMEN"!!!! *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!* *Snip! SNIP!* [Oooooooooh! Hostile, "Man-Hating" Feminist, Hairy-arm-pitted, BRA-less LESBIAN on teh LOOSE!!!!!!!] "RUN AWAY, Run Away!!!!" Several of teh men present FAINT, and Etin "hobbles" away on one foot screaming like a lil' girl--*eeek!* *snork!*
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Wicked Clown
Soiled Depends
Walk into teh darkness...
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Post by Wicked Clown on Nov 15, 2004 15:54:51 GMT -5
Ethel decides to "get in" on all teh fun, but somewhere in teh "huddle" and prancing and dancing going on she somehow gets *WHACKED!* over teh head with Etin's pink "pansy" purse [PROBABLY when she was trying to *BONK!* him upside teh head with her "Fairy Wand of Perversion Healing".....*A-heh!* I HATE it when MEN are "prettier" than I AM!!!!], and--TA-DA! becomes an Instant Lesbian!!! A-HA! you SAY! TOTAL GAYALITY SUCCESS!!! RIGHT!? Well........maybe....... Because NOW Ethel DROPS her "Fairy Wand" [on Etin's FOOT! And because that's REALLY a heavy cast-iron Fryin'-Pan in disguise po' Etin is now hopping around on one pink high-heeled foot--rah-ther a SIGHT to SEE, I'm TELLIN' ya!], and pulls out from her pants [WHAT!? you thought maybe I was keepin' it in my BRA!? Have you SEEN how "flat-chested" I AM, Buster!!!??], teh GIANT PRUNING SHEARS OF "I WILL MAKE ALL MEN--Gay OR Straight--INTO WOMEN"!!!! *BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!* *Snip! SNIP!* [Oooooooooh! Hostile, "Man-Hating" Feminist, Hairy-arm-pitted, BRA-less LESBIAN on teh LOOSE!!!!!!!] "RUN AWAY, Run Away!!!!" Several of teh men present FAINT, and Etin "hobbles" away on one foot screaming like a lil' girl--*eeek!* ((Damn I've been gone for awhile)) Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! I...can't...run...fast enough...in these....HEELS!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 15, 2004 16:44:40 GMT -5
Ethel is prancing [OKAY, "waddling"!] after Etin [DAH-AM, that SKINNY lil' Gay-Guy can really MOVE, even hopping on ONE spiky high-heeled shoe!!!], when she spots.......................... PASSION PUSSY......!!!!!!!!!!!!*SIGH!* She gives up HER "Crusade of Gelding", and tossing her Giant Pruning Shears of "Neutering" over her shoulder [there's a PIERCING SHRIEK of AGONY as "someone's" vibrating rod is SPEARED to teh floor *OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!*--which she ignores, of course....Did you HEAR something? Nahhhh...!], and opening her arms in a gesture of *GLOMPING* RUNS TOWARDS teh OBJECT OF HER wuv AND [BENT] DESIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Passion Pussy takes ONE LOOK at what's COMIN' fer' HER--- *eep* --and RUNS SCREAMING INTO teh NIGHT!!! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!* Aw, NUTS!
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 16, 2004 15:36:34 GMT -5
Ethel is prancing [OKAY, "waddling"!] after Etin [DAH-AM, that SKINNY lil' Gay-Guy can really MOVE, even hopping on ONE spiky high-heeled shoe!!!], when she spots.......................... PASSION PUSSY......!!!!!!!!!!!!*SIGH!* She gives up HER "Crusade of Gelding", and tossing her Giant Pruning Shears of "Neutering" over her shoulder [there's a PIERCING SHRIEK of AGONY as "someone's" vibrating rod is SPEARED to teh floor *OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!!!!*--which she ignores, of course....Did you HEAR something? Nahhhh...!], and opening her arms in a gesture of *GLOMPING* RUNS TOWARDS teh OBJECT OF HER wuv AND [BENT] DESIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Passion Pussy takes ONE LOOK at what's COMIN' fer' HER--- *eep* --and RUNS SCREAMING INTO teh NIGHT!!! *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!* Aw, NUTS!Noooooooooooooooooooo! Getaway! Getaway!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 16, 2004 21:52:39 GMT -5
Ethel runs AFTER HER, bellowing--"COME BACK HERE, You PASSIONATE PUSS, YOU!!!!!!!!!"
But she sees teh "Lovely Object of DESIRE" disappear in a cloud of choking dust, leaving her BEHIND, until Passion Pussy is gone "like Team Rocket, Blasting AWAY!" a tiny "speck" on teh Horizon.............................
[glow=red,2,300]CRAP!!![/glow]
[GEEZ, I KNOW I haven't shaved me legs since teh Turn of teh Century.....teh 20th Century--and they're getting rather "bushy" but, *SHEESH!* HOW'D SHE KNOW!!??]
Ethel shrugs her ample shoulders--"Oh, WELL, I can ALWAYS go back to my Old "Hobby"--"debauching"* 15-year-old PRETTY BOYS!.........Those Boy Scouts are ALWAYS "suckers" for teh "Help teh Lil' Ol' Granny Across teh Street" Routine! *Heh, heh, heh..........*"
*Ifn' ya' DON'T KNOW what that MEANS, LOOK IT UP, ya' Ignorant lil' TWERP!
[Suffice to say, it's a very old-fashioned "polite" term for something QUITE "RUDE"!]
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Post by nastygirl on Nov 16, 2004 23:24:51 GMT -5
...Stampers, your posts alone could carry this entire thread.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 17, 2004 0:20:20 GMT -5
...Stampers, your posts alone could carry this entire thread. Why, THANK YOU! I think.......
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Nov 17, 2004 8:36:06 GMT -5
Name: mistress spamuel r. kittenz Age: 23 Gender: female, sexual orientation: sex! sex! sex! sex! Outfit: bright red pvc mini skirt, black pvc corset, black fishnet stockings, knee high shiny black boots. Weapon: finger cuffs and ky jelly Ability: turning people into drooling wuv slaves Physical Description: blue eyes, pale skin, long black hair streaked blue put in pig tails. 6' 2", slender. History: born in buttintrusion oklahoma. grew up teh daughter of a dominatrix. at teh age of sixteen she began delving into teh world of s&m. by teh age of 18 she was well known for her cruelty and ability to turn people into her wuv slaves. she now scours teh world, adding to her army of loyal sex slaves to do her bidding.
teh mistress walks in to see etin hopping around on one foot, seeing an opprotunity she takes it. *pulls out teh ky jelly* mwahahahahaha! *squirts etin with ky* waits for teh drooling to begin...
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 17, 2004 15:06:44 GMT -5
...Stampers, your posts alone could carry this entire thread. Eh, why do you think we all wuv her so much?!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 17, 2004 16:10:51 GMT -5
Eh, why do you think we all wuv her so much?! Awwwwww......Ya' DO!? [Then WHY'd ya' RUN AWAY, ya' BAD lil' PUSS, You!?] *snicker, snicker!*
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Nov 17, 2004 19:30:33 GMT -5
Ya know Spamuel that blue streak is almost enough to turn me straight.
Almost.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 17, 2004 20:37:27 GMT -5
Ya know Spamuel that blue streak is almost enough to turn me straight.
Almost. KIN-KY!
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