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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Nov 18, 2004 6:45:02 GMT -5
Ya know Spamuel that blue streak is almost enough to turn me straight.
Almost. straight or not sugahpants i could own you if i wanted to. *flashes teh tube of ky* *wink wink*
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Post by nastygirl on Nov 18, 2004 7:31:32 GMT -5
*whispers* Psst! Saddy! You DO own him! Anceph and Acid too!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 18, 2004 8:18:19 GMT -5
*whispers* Psst! Saddy! You DO own him! Anceph and Acid too! Ahhhh.....But Ya' DON'T "own" ME!!!" cackles Ethel, prancing [waddlin'] off in search of naive 15-year-old anime "Pretty Boy" Boy Scouts! [Mmmmmm.......LUSCIOUS!] Yoo-hoooo!!! Yugi-Ohhhhh!!!!! *eep*
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Nov 18, 2004 14:40:39 GMT -5
Ahhhh.....But Ya' DON'T "own" ME!!!" cackles Ethel, prancing [waddlin'] off in search of naive 15-year-old anime "Pretty Boy" Boy Scouts! [Mmmmmm.......LUSCIOUS!] Yoo-hoooo!!! Yugi-Ohhhhh!!!!! *eep* i may not yet but i will. soon, veeeery soon. *squirts hoof lung pew pai with ky* you are mine now sweetheart. mwahahahahahaha! now be a good boy and things might not get rough.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 18, 2004 14:49:39 GMT -5
i may not yet but i will. soon, veeeery soon. *squirts hoof lung pew pai with ky* you are mine now sweetheart. mwahahahahahaha! now be a good boy and things might not get rough. *ICKY!* Get AWAY!!! Get AWAY!!!! [Ethel waddles off as FAST as her hairy, chubby lil' legs will take her! ]
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 18, 2004 16:03:24 GMT -5
Awwwwww......Ya' DO!? [Then WHY'd ya' RUN AWAY, ya' BAD lil' PUSS, You!?] *snicker, snicker!* Uh, you just startled me, that's all! Come over and give momma some sugar, will ya?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Nov 18, 2004 20:08:14 GMT -5
i may not yet but i will. soon, veeeery soon. *squirts hoof lung pew pai with ky* you are mine now sweetheart. mwahahahahahaha! now be a good boy and things might not get rough. Well where'sss teh fun in that ssssexahpantsss?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 18, 2004 21:31:27 GMT -5
Uh, you just startled me, that's all! Come over and give momma some sugar, will ya? Yer' gonna' be SORRRRRRRYYYYY you SAID THAT!!!
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 19, 2004 15:17:54 GMT -5
Yer' gonna' be SORRRRRRRYYYYY you SAID THAT!!! HAH! Try me!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 19, 2004 16:08:29 GMT -5
ALL RIGHTY, THEN-- YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!! Given teh "choice" of being teh "wuv Slave" of either Passion Pussy [teh HorseWoman] or Spamuel [teh Dominatrix], Ethel gives it some thought......... Hmmmmm..........whips and chains CAN be fun--[but I PREFER them on a MAN!!!!]--HOW-ever.......Passion Pussy has a HORSE, and Ethel LOVES "Horsies"!!!!!! So she *skips* on over to teh Puss--- "Hey, Passionate One! Mind if I bring my latest "Boy Toy" along and make it a THREESOME!!??" Behind her, Ethel is dragging her latest "acquisition"--Seto Kaiba! [Who's kicking and screaming and putting up QUITE a lil' fuss, teh Naughty Boy!] Seto Kaiba [now blue in teh face]: "UnHAND me, you HARPY!!!!" [Got any whips and chains, Pussy?]
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 20, 2004 10:26:56 GMT -5
ALL RIGHTY, THEN-- YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!! Given teh "choice" of being teh "wuv Slave" of either Passion Pussy [teh HorseWoman] or Spamuel [teh Dominatrix], Ethel gives it some thought......... Hmmmmm..........whips and chains CAN be fun--[but I PREFER them on a MAN!!!!]--HOW-ever.......Passion Pussy has a HORSE, and Ethel LOVES "Horsies"!!!!!! So she *skips* on over to teh Puss--- "Hey, Passionate One! Mind if I bring my latest "Boy Toy" along and make it a THREESOME!!??" Behind her, Ethel is dragging her latest "acquisition"--Seto Kaiba! [Who's kicking and screaming and putting up QUITE a lil' fuss, teh Naughty Boy!] Seta Kaiba [now blue in teh face]: "UnHAND me, you HARPY!!!!" [Got any whips and chains, Pussy?] Whoo-Hoo! A threesome! Uh, whips and chains? Oops! *runs out to buy some*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 21, 2004 0:59:56 GMT -5
Whoo-Hoo! A threesome! Uh, whips and chains? Oops! *runs out to buy some* Ethel smiles enigmatically and asks: "Oh, before you leave, may I "borrow" that riding crop o' yer's, My Pleasing Puss....!? Thank you...." *WHACKS!* still struggling Seto Kaiba over teh head with riding crop--*OUCH! DAMMIT, Woman!.........." [gets strange look on his face, then *sighs*] "You BEAUTIFUL woman........!" [Looks at Ethel with "new" Appreciation!] "Ohhhhh.....I'm SO in wuv!" [*drools* and gives hairy Ethel LOVING look!] Ethel hands teh riding crop back to her Paramour Pussy with a knowing *smirk*: "Thanks, Dearie! NOW you can go get those whips and chains--we really won't "need" them, but they'll be FUN to use on teh Pretty Boy, anyway! Oh, and get one of those black leather dog-collars with teh metal SPIKES on it, TOO!" She *winks* at Passion Pussy: "And when ya' get BACK, I'll let YOU hit him with teh crop! Then he'll be a "wuv Slave" to BOTH of us!!! With any LUCK, he'll at LEAST last a week......!" Passion Pussy, a VERY HAPPY grin on her face, jumps on her horsie and rides off at a GALLOP, goin' lickedy-SPLIT! "Hi-Ho, SILVER-ROD! AWAY!" Ethel looks down at Kaiba, who's now on his knees hugging Ethel's hairy leg like a wuv-sick DOG! "SETO! STOP slobbering all over my shoe and get NEKKID'-- NOW!!!" "Oh, YES! O Blessed, Beautiful, WONDERFUL Woman whom I Worship and ADORE!!! ANYTHING for YOU!!!" [Starts ripping off his clothes like a sex-deprived man on his Honeymoon!] [Ooooooooooooh........teh "Yu-Gi-Oh!" people are gonna' HATE ME for THIS!!!!!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 21, 2004 2:55:21 GMT -5
Ethel smiles enigmatically and asks: "Oh, before you leave, may I "borrow" that riding crop o' yer's, My Pleasing Puss....!? Thank you...." *WHACKS!* still struggling Seto Kaiba over teh head with riding crop--*OUCH! DAMMIT, Woman!.........." [gets strange look on his face, then *sighs*] "You BEAUTIFUL woman........!" [Looks at Ethel with "new" Appreciation!] "Ohhhhh.....I'm SO in wuv!" [*drools* and gives hairy Ethel LOVING look!] Ethel hands teh riding crop back to her Paramour Pussy with a knowing *smirk*: "Thanks, Dearie! NOW you can go get those whips and chains--we really won't "need" them, but they'll be FUN to use on teh Pretty Boy, anyway! Oh, and get one of those black leather dog-collars with teh metal SPIKES on it, TOO!" She *winks* at Passion Pussy: "And when ya' get BACK, I'll let YOU hit him with teh crop! Then he'll be a "wuv Slave" to BOTH of us!!! With any LUCK, he'll at LEAST last a week......!" Passion Pussy, a VERY HAPPY grin on her face, jumps on her horsie and rides off at a GALLOP, goin' lickedy-SPLIT! "Hi-Ho, SILVER-ROD! AWAY!" Ethel looks down at Kaiba, who's now on his knees hugging Ethel's hairy leg like a wuv-sick DOG! "SETO! STOP slobbering all over my shoe and get NEKKID'-- NOW!!!" "Oh, YES! O Blessed, Beautiful, WONDERFUL Woman whom I Worship and ADORE!!! ANYTHING for YOU!!!" [Starts ripping off his clothes like a sex-deprived man on his Honeymoon!] [Ooooooooooooh........teh "Yu-Gi-Oh!" people are gonna' HATE ME for THIS!!!!!] teh wuv-Stricken [and SICK!] Seto Kaiba is ABOUT to divest himself of his undies [Real SILK, noda! It PAYS to be disgustingly RICH!], when Ethel gets a look at teh "design" on them and yells, "STOP!! Hold it, Kaiba-Boy, RIGHT THERE! Ohhhhh....Passion Pussy has GOT to see THESE!!!!" Kaiba looks down at his custom-made boxers--with lil' Yugis and Pink Hearts ALL over them, and *blushes*---he smiles weakly and whispers, "Um......you WON'T tell anybody ELSE, will you....? *A-heh*" [*Tsk!* teh SORDID TRUTH behind teh scenes of "Yu-Gi-Oh!"]
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 21, 2004 16:48:07 GMT -5
teh wuv-Stricken [and SICK!] Seto Kaiba is ABOUT to divest himself of his undies [Real SILK, noda! It PAYS to be disgustingly RICH!], when Ethel gets a look at teh "design" on them and yells, "STOP!! Hold it, Kaiba-Boy, RIGHT THERE! Ohhhhh....Passion Pussy has GOT to see THESE!!!!" Kaiba looks down at his custom-made boxers--with lil' Yugis and Pink Hearts ALL over them, and *blushes*---he smiles weakly and whispers, "Um......you WON'T tell anybody ELSE, will you....? *A-heh*" [*Tsk!* teh SORDID TRUTH behind teh scenes of "Yu-Gi-Oh!"] *runs back with arms full of whips and chains and a buncha other stuff* Here I am, sweetie! Oooh! What's this? Pink hearts?! How cute!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 21, 2004 19:59:04 GMT -5
*runs back with arms full of whips and chains and a buncha other stuff* Here I am, sweetie! Oooh! What's this? Pink hearts?! How cute! Whoo--HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! That's a LOT o' "supplies" there, Passionate One! Takes a NICE new whip and gives it a practice *flick*, using Kaiba-Boy's silk-clad fanny as a "target"--he *YIPES!* and tries-ta' hide behind Passion Pussy! Oh, and ABOUT those undies--ain't it SWEET that he has teh face of his "Arch-Nemesis", Yugi, all over his UNDERWEAR!? What's THAT all "about", Seto, me Boy-Toy, ehhhhh....!? Kaiba just *whimpers* a bit, and rubs his sore tushie.... Okay, My PASSIONATE Pussy! Give Kaiba a *BONK!* over teh head with yer' "Riding Crop O' LUST" and tell me WHERE-Ya' wanna' START!!!! Kaiba looks at his two new "owners" rather nervously--"Uhhhh......WHY are you two LOVELIES looking at ME like THAT...........?" *Gulp!* <------Kaiba-Boy
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