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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 13, 2004 1:20:08 GMT -5
WooHOoo! Sorry Red, got lost in IM land.
*sips Captain and Coke*
Just teh way I like it! Lots of Captain, w/ a splash of Coke.
;D
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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 13, 2004 3:00:17 GMT -5
WOOHOO!! Annnnnnnd! I got into business school! LET'S CELEBRATE!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! and now that you don't need those brain cells anymore, time to get you drunk and hor-- errrrr, happy. Yeah... *pours some Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill down your throat, elbowing teh guys, 'cause they know what that means* (oh, and Red, I'll take a Fat Tire while I'm waitin' for this liquid panty-dropper to kick in )
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Post by RedTempest on Mar 13, 2004 4:31:43 GMT -5
YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! and now that you don't need those brain cells anymore, time to get you drunk and hor-- errrrr, happy. Yeah... *pours some Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill down your throat, elbowing teh guys, 'cause they know what that means* (oh, and Red, I'll take a Fat Tire while I'm waitin' for this liquid panty-dropper to kick in ) One Flat Tire comeing up...and, teh liquid panty dropper is on teh house! Take as much as you want!....then have some more!! I'm all for teh nekked kind of celebratin'! WooHoo!
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Fresh Depends
Richardsssssss!
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Post by Agent on Mar 19, 2004 16:30:02 GMT -5
Whooo, Friday night! Bartender, come down here! I'll take a lemondrop and a Jameson's on teh rocks. Make it snappy and you might just get a big tip.
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Post by BRAKENSTEIN on Mar 19, 2004 21:52:22 GMT -5
Hey red! I'll have a yukon jack on teh house cause Im alaska bound! Ive cleared it with my PO, got a job at a processing plant, and found all kinds of lodging thanks to alaska job finders.com and a shit load of phone calls.
Imma seward. Three canneries and fishing boats up teh wazoo! 2,700 poeple, average temp in july 55, 95 inches of rain a year! Thats prety miserable. 125 miles from anchorage though.
teh town was destroyed by thunderclease, NO! By a tidal wave! in 1963 I think. (true story)
Ill be leaving in three weeks, around april 12. I cant take teh bus through canada because yours truly is a felon, so Ill hafta fly to anchorage.
Im fully sick of this shit down here! teh only respect you get in teh lower 48 is when your old and rich. Im not waitin. I know I can handle teh work up there so here goes!
Theyve got computers up there too, so Ill keep in touch when Im not too tired, teh hours are long. I may eventualy get on a boat. Hell I may wind up being a captain.
I was all set to go to school and I just didnt want it right now. maybe later.
Keep in touch bro. My sidecick is gonna work up there too! Im ultra stoken!
BRAKSTER ;D
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 19, 2004 22:01:40 GMT -5
You're leavin' us Cap'n? Well at least you got it cleared with your PO. I remember last time that detail slipped your mind. Keep in touch Oh captain my captain. Good Luck to you! You are a truly unique individual. I don't know that I'll ever meet anybody quite like you. You'll be missed cap'n.
*does a shot of Yukon Jack with teh Cap'n for old times sake*
You'll be missed man, you'll be missed.
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Post by RedTempest on Mar 22, 2004 0:25:04 GMT -5
I Raise my glass in a toast to your adventure Cap'n! My best wishes will follow you!
You will definately hafta take your sidekick so you can send us updates!
*lines up shot glasses on teh bar and loads 'em up with Yukon*
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 22, 2004 20:00:28 GMT -5
I Raise my glass in a toast to your adventure Cap'n! My best wishes will follow you! You will definately hafta take your sidekick so you can send us updates! *lines up shot glasses on teh bar and loads 'em up with Yukon* *eyes teh shots and waits for teh cap'n and monk to get back*
<seconds pass...>
screw it
*begins slammin' shots of Yukon Jack*
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Post by Stormy on Mar 26, 2004 1:52:47 GMT -5
so everyone is gone? I'm fuckin up drinking bacardi razz again. Those fuckers upstairs better not be drinkin all my shit. They already drank all of my sour apple puckers. Fuckin pricks. If they drink all o' my razz their asses are mine and they're not gonna find it pleasurable! If it was kerf's ass, he'd find it pleasurable. Or if it was InstantCoffy's ass, he loves that syrup.
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Post by that's so raven! on Mar 27, 2004 21:57:04 GMT -5
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
Mad Dog hates me. I had nothin' but wuv, man, but then this morning it was all like "man, I hate this bitch, I'm gettin' OUTa here..." And then my name was Ralph.
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Post by lunarnoodle on Mar 27, 2004 22:16:35 GMT -5
teh MadDog hates us all, hydro. teh MadDog hates us all.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 27, 2004 22:44:00 GMT -5
teh Mad Dog is 2 faced. It's your best friend when times are good, will do anything for ya. But as soon as times get tough, it packs up its bags and heads out. Whichever way it can.
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Post by RedTempest on Mar 30, 2004 22:40:05 GMT -5
NO Mad Dog! Thats a BAD DOG!
We do offer hangover cures here in teh bar!
BEFORE you start drinking or shortly after.. 2 asperine/Ibuprofen. I prefer Ibuprofen, but thats just me.
WHILE Drinking...Get some water! Especially if your dancing/running/fucking etc. After 5-6 drinks, start alternating water and drinks. If you are getting mixed drinks with Ice...Eat teh Ice!!
BEFORE you crash! Get some food! I prefer bread, it soaks up teh crap in your stomach and helps prevent teh "Chuck Wagon". A Sloppy breakfast at Denny's is also good.
WHEN you wake up! If your still buzzing, Water, at least 16oz's and 2 more asperine/Ibuprofen. If you're hurting...EAT IT! You should know better than to drink that much!
*Hands out drinks* Let's get it on!
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Apr 30, 2004 13:28:25 GMT -5
yay drinks! i'll take a glass of merlot please. *lounges in a comfy chair*
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Post by knightofbob on Apr 30, 2004 15:47:30 GMT -5
Maybe I should worry that one of teh first threads I found was teh bar thread...
...Nah. I'm gonna warn you, though, I have some specific requests. There's more than a little chance I might ask for a Chartreuse and Tonic, and I mean teh green, not yellow. I like Ketel One in my martinis, and Stoli in my screwdrivers. And I do like my screwdrivers (no ice, take it easy with teh orange juice.) And on teh off chance I actually do partake in a margarita, I'd prefer to splurge on some Grand Marnier instead of teh usual Triple Sec.
As far as beer goes, very little American is gonna cut it. I don't like anything with "Bud" or "Light" in teh name, and if offered something with a combination of teh two, might actually go into one of those rare "displays of anger." In other words, I'll throw a tantrum. Complete with crying and pounding on teh floor. teh only way to get me to stop is with a Guinness, or at least a Killians.
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