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Post by that's so raven! on Feb 27, 2004 15:12:36 GMT -5
teh WEEK IS MOTHA FUCKING OVER!!!!!!!!Gimme a Stoli Vanil & coke, dammit; light on teh coke. *bangs fist on bar* I'm sure I'll make up-- er, remember some stories as teh glass gets emptier *wink* on a side note, amp, you are a wuss. you'd hafta drink like, half a bottle of malibu 'rum' (*coughLIQEUERcough*) to get anywhere NEAR drunk! now Bacardi... mmm, c'mere, you...
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Post by porno librarian on Feb 27, 2004 16:07:31 GMT -5
Well, duh. Besides, I don't drink to get drunk, and I never drink anything that doesn't taste good. *grins* I like sweeeeeeeets. Cancer Drinking style: Cancer is a comfort drinker -- and an extra wine with dinner or an after-work beer or six can be extra comforting, can't it, Cancer darling? Like fellow water signs Scorpio and Pisces, Crabs must guard against lushery. Cancers are brilliant at ferreting out secret parties and insinuating themselves on VIP lists -- and, in true Hollywood style, Cancers are never really drunk; instead, they get "tired and emotional" (read: weepy when lubricated). But there's nothing better than swapping stories (and spit) over a few bottles of inky red wine with your favorite Cancer. Even your second-favorite Cancer will do. teh sign also rules teh flavor vanilla, and you'd be adored if you served up vanilla vodka and soda. from this quiz: www.quizilla.com/users/tjb5432/quizzes/Alcohoroscopes-%20what%20do%20the%20stars%20say%20about%20your%20drinking%20style
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Post by Stormy on Feb 27, 2004 16:47:06 GMT -5
Holy shhit! That is so me!
Sagittarius Drinking style When battered, they'll spill all your secrets and many of their own. Tactlessness aside, Sagittarius is just plain fun to drink with. This is a sign of serious partying (what else would you expect from teh sign of Sinatra, Keith Richards, teh shrub twins and Anna Nicole Smith?). They're teh people who chat up everyone in teh room, then persuade teh entire crowd to travel somewhere else -- like a nightclub, or a playground, or Cancun. Good-natured hijinks are sure to ensue (including a high possibility of loopy groping; spontaneous Sag is a brilliant booty call).
I have some bacardi razz and wild turkey in my liquor cabinet (aka broom closet in teh kitchen). I wanna get some tequila rose this weekend. Schfuck, that is good.
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Post by kerfledgeon on Feb 27, 2004 16:49:30 GMT -5
hey, girls. who's your favorite cancer?
*wink wink*
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Post by Stormy on Feb 27, 2004 17:04:31 GMT -5
hey, girls. who's your favorite cancer? *wink wink* Huey Lewis is my favorite Cancer. I know DrakeGirl's favorite cancer, though. *insert winking smiley* *goes to buy 7up for her bacardi razz*
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Post by that's so raven! on Feb 27, 2004 17:57:36 GMT -5
haha, Stormy, that's what I'm drinkin' too! *clinks glasses* Pisces Drinking style: If you're a Pisces, you've probably already heard that you share a sign -- and an addictive personality -- with Liz Taylor, Liza Minelli and Kurt Cobain. Not only do Pisces like to lose themselves in teh dreamy, out-there feeling that only hooch can give, but they build up a mighty tolerance fast. Who needs an expensive date like that? On teh other hand, theyre fabulously enchanting partners, whether in conversation or in crime. With teh right Pisces, you can start out sharing a pitcher of margaritas and wind up in bed together for days. teh phrase "addictive personality" can be read two ways, you know. nyahahaha!! evil is good. >=D
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Post by kerfledgeon on Feb 27, 2004 18:00:16 GMT -5
you're not cherry, are you?
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Post by Stormy on Feb 27, 2004 18:12:32 GMT -5
*clinks glasses w/ hydro*
Bacardi razz good for Stormy.
*giggles at kerf's remark*
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Feb 27, 2004 19:57:14 GMT -5
It's teh weekend. I need a Captain & Coke. Somebody liqour me up! Oh yeah and...
Capricorn Drinking style: Capricorn is usually described as practical, steadfast, money-hungry and status-thirsty -- no wonder they get left off teh astrological cocktail-party list. But this is teh sign of David Bowie and Annie Lennox, not to mention Elvis. Capricorn is teh true rock star: independent, powerful and seriously charismatic, not too eager to please. And if they make money being themselves, who are you to quibble? But just like most rock stars, they're either totally on or totally off, and they generally need a little social lubricant to loosen up and enjoy teh after party, especially if they can hook up with a cute groupie.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Feb 27, 2004 20:01:15 GMT -5
do we have alot of cancers in here? i'm a cancer as well. ;D
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Post by that's so raven! on Feb 28, 2004 5:17:23 GMT -5
you're not cherry, are you? was that at ME, sir? if so, sir, wellsir, I do bite my thumb. ;P (and damn, speaking of cherry, cherry coke & crownnnnn... *drools*)
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Post by FinnAgain on Feb 28, 2004 12:26:49 GMT -5
was that at ME, sir? if so, sir, wellsir, I do bite my thumb. ;P (and damn, speaking of cherry, cherry coke & crownnnnn... *drools*) there will be no biting of thumbs while I'm on watch! ~puts on mod hat~ I ban you, I ban youuuuuuuuuuuuu! and, er, I'm feeling semi-wimpy, gimme a pina colada with a double shot of bacardi 151
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Post by lunarnoodle on Feb 28, 2004 15:22:22 GMT -5
Alcohoroscopes...that is fantastic. ;D Leo Drinking style: Leo likes to drink and dance -- they're often fabulous dancers, and usually pretty good drinkers as well, losing their commanding dignity and turning kittenish. Of course, they're quite aware they're darling -- Leos will be Leos, after all. They generally know their limit, probably because they loathe losing self-control. When they get over-refreshed, expect flirting to ensue -- and perhaps not with teh one what brung them. But Leo's not teh type to break rules even when drunk, so just try to ignore it (try harder, Cancer) and expect a sheepish (and hung over) Lion to make it up to you teh next day. Welp, gearing up for beer and a show as we speak. Maybe have a pre-bar beer a little later...
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Post by FinnAgain on Feb 28, 2004 16:40:03 GMT -5
had to change mine a bit
LibraDrinking Smoking style: "I'm jusht a social smoker," coughs Libra, "it's jusht that I'm so damn social?" Libra loves nothing more than to partyfuck, mingle fuck, and relate to everyone fuck while high. Whether dipped in favor of Good Libra (with Insta-Friend device set to "on") or heavier on teh Evil Libra side (they are little instigators when bored), teh Scales can really work a room rock your world. Charming Horny as they are, Libras are notoriously lacking in self-control, however, which can get them into all sorts of trouble -- including wearing their wobbly boots waaaay too early in teh evening, flirting with their best friend's beau or even blacking out teh nights events entirely. Oops
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Post by lunarnoodle on Feb 29, 2004 4:24:26 GMT -5
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