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Post by RedTempest on Feb 25, 2004 2:12:56 GMT -5
With any level of insanity, there needs to be a level of FUN! This is teh Bar! Your first drink is free, your berfday drink is free, your mothersday drink is free, your ...well hell, ANY drink is free! It's a Bar, so share your drinkin' stories, share your adventure stories, and just relax and have fun. teh house special is...Margarita, on teh rocks, made in teh traditional way. Two of these bad boy's, and you'll be on teh floor! Light weight's need not apply!
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Post by lunarnoodle on Feb 25, 2004 12:24:34 GMT -5
ALL RIGHT! ;D Now this, I can get used to! Liguid lunch sounds fantastic. mmmm....Margararitas are yummy! Rocks with salt, please. Couple o' these and then I'll tell you some stories.
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Feb 25, 2004 14:54:30 GMT -5
oooooooooo! we have a bar now! rawkin! i think i'll have a glass of merlot. sit in a comfy chair and relax. i sure need it.
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Post by nastygirl on Feb 25, 2004 16:02:33 GMT -5
Now this is a place I can call home! Ill have a long island iced tea please!!!
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Post by kerfledgeon on Feb 25, 2004 16:06:17 GMT -5
Imma need something really caffinated to go, please.
i have teh most sleep-inducing night classes in about 30 minutes.
yeah, mountian dew, but heavier.
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Post by FinnAgain on Feb 25, 2004 16:10:12 GMT -5
Imma need something really caffinated to go, please. i have teh most sleep-inducing night classes in about 30 minutes. yeah, mountian dew, but heavier. am I teh only one who remembers Jolt Cola?
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Post by porno librarian on Feb 25, 2004 16:21:19 GMT -5
am I teh only one who remembers Jolt Cola? Brought to you by Jolt, teh drink of teh elite hacker...
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Post by FinnAgain on Feb 25, 2004 16:22:23 GMT -5
Brought to you by Jolt, teh drink of teh elite hacker... www.sjgames.com/hacker/there's a card in teh game which is "Jolt and Pizza, get +2 hacks this round"
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Post by Stormy on Feb 25, 2004 16:24:54 GMT -5
A fuzzy navel. For some reason I want a fuzzy navel or a sex on teh beach. Me and my pussy drinks.
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Post by RedTempest on Feb 25, 2004 18:26:37 GMT -5
Yes! Drinks all around! While I am handing them out, I will share with you a True Adventure in teh Bar Life of RedTempest!
This was on of my favorite nights out. Kristy grew up next door to me had moved to teh big city to go to college. (she's like a little sister to me) It was her 21st berfday, and I was out to make it a memorable one. I grabbed my Wing Man, and her Aunt Rhonda (to add a little suprise), and we headed for teh big city.
Our party for teh night consisted of Myself, My Wing Man, Rhonda, Kristy, and Kristy's 2 roomates. 2 Guys, 4 (HOT) girls. We start at a bar complex that has 4 bars attached together. We have some drinks, have a little fun, but things are kind of slow. We move to another part of town that has 10 or so bars within a 3 block area.
It's still kind of early in teh evening, so things haven't kicked up yet. We hit one bar, and teh dance floor is dead, and teh people are lame. As we walk into teh second bar, we see that it is a better crowd. Wing Man and I grab teh girls and say "Fuck teh drinks, let's hit teh dance floor!"
At first, we are teh only ones on teh dance floor, but we look cool! (Did I mention 2 guys and 4 HOT chicks). A couple more people come up and join us on teh dance floor. In this group of people is a guy that is REALLY drunk. This guy is shit faced, and he's rubbin' up on my girls! This jerkoff turns and puts his back to Rhonda, bends over, and starts rubbing his butt on her!
Rhonda gives me teh "Help me" look, and there is no way that I'm taking this crap from some drunk little squirrel. I prefer to avoid a fight, so I just walk up to Rhonda and move her outta teh way. I grab this jerkoff by teh hips, and start Air Humping him from behind. EVERYBODY in teh bar can see me putting it to this guy doggie style. Especially his friends, who I am looking and giving my best "O face".
teh bar erupts with laughter, and when teh guy realizes what is happening, he turns around and see's me . Luckally, he is wise enough to turn his tail and run outta teh bar. It was one hell of a way to start an evening! We OWNED that bar, and everybody there wanted to hang with us. We moved to teh next bar, and half teh people followed us because WE were teh party.
We partied all night and had a blast. Nobody got hurt (I drove, so I limited my drinking to 1 beer per hour) , and everybody had fun. You just can't beat that!
Stay tuned for more True Adventures in teh Bar life of RedTempest!
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Feb 25, 2004 18:41:09 GMT -5
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Post by Stormy on Feb 25, 2004 18:48:40 GMT -5
Holy schfuck, Red, that was a rockesh story!
*takes another sip of her sex on teh beach*
I can't really remember any good stories so I should take that as a good sign, right?
*thinking of past stories and smoke billows outta ears* I remember when I was 17, I was playing strip poker with some carnies who were with teh county fair but teh details are foggy. Plus, like that's a story I should brag about.
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Post by porno librarian on Feb 25, 2004 21:16:10 GMT -5
Pineapple juice & malibu rum pour moi, s'il te plait!
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Post by RedTempest on Feb 27, 2004 2:14:21 GMT -5
Drinks all around! I've had a damn shitty day, and I'm gettin' loaded! Short story. I'm in a bar with my Wing Man, and he runs outta smokes. Some chick hears him belly aching about it and offers one of hers. She's smoking some type of girly "120" cig that is about 8 inches long. My (well inebriated) Wing Man grabs teh cig, looks at it and says... "Jesus, I'm gonna need teh Death Star to light this thing" Classic!
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Post by Agent on Feb 27, 2004 10:26:30 GMT -5
Better set me up with an eye opener before I head off to work. Ummmm.....
Vodka and Red Bull.
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