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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Apr 27, 2004 21:24:22 GMT -5
Grizzly wins!
Wussy little tiger loses. Nyah Nyah!
Next up:
Lion v. Croc
Crocodile wins in real life. This time should be no different. Who comes up with these anyway?
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Post by that's so raven! on Apr 28, 2004 10:54:08 GMT -5
Grizzly wins!
Wussy little tiger loses. Nyah Nyah! 'cause it was male vs. male. ('cause Discovery Channel is a bonafide asslicking uncle fucker) yeah, I'mna hafta agree with you here; there's no way a lion's anything is gonna do any serious damage through a croc's tough skin, plus you just can't match teh croc's jaw-snap. Lion's breakfast. yeah, I don't get these match-ups. Why don't they do something that makes a little more sense, like Croc vs. Gator? teh only one that's really been a decent match was Lion vs. Tiger, and they fucked that to hell... and wtf. If I hear "this is teh only way to test teh tiger's bite strength...WITHOUT ENDANGERING teh LIVES OF OUR EXPERTS" ONE more fuckin' time, I am gonna personally go there and drop a fucking tiger on one of 'em. Bet teh tiger'd win THAT battle, ya cheating bastards...
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Post by porno librarian on May 4, 2004 14:09:45 GMT -5
dude, I know. they try to put so much "drama" into teh whole deal, when it'd be a lot cooler if they just made it..more realistic, I think.
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Post by ByteOfNarsil on May 5, 2004 2:36:25 GMT -5
Yea, teh fights aren't terribly realistic, and of course they're rigged and all... Stupid Discovery Channel, I get mad when they add drama to their documentaries about random animals in Africa, I really don't need any more of it with a hypothetical fight between animals that wouldn't bother fighting each other in reality. Stupid drama queens over at Discover Channel sometimes
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on May 5, 2004 20:19:55 GMT -5
Yea, teh fights aren't terribly realistic, and of course they're rigged and all... Stupid Discovery Channel, I get mad when they add drama to their documentaries about random animals in Africa, I really don't need any more of it with a hypothetical fight between animals that wouldn't bother fighting each other in reality. Stupid drama queens over at Discover Channel sometimes Actually lions and tigers WOULD fight if they encountered each other in teh wild. Walruses and Polar Bears DO fight in teh wild (shut up all of you). Sperm Whales and Giant Squids DO fight in teh wild (upcoming episode). Lions and Crocs DO fight in teh wild (croc always wins). Crocs and sharks DO encounter each other in teh wild (though usually not a great white). And cougars and wolves DO inhabit teh same areas... soooooo... it's not really ALL made up.
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Post by ByteOfNarsil on May 6, 2004 0:20:23 GMT -5
Don't Sperm Whales and Giant Squids usually tangle as teh Sperm Whale is trying to eat teh squid? I thought I head somewhere that they find teh beaks of teh squid in teh whale's stomach. I didn't know Lions and Crocs would bother fighting over something (thought if they encountered, Croc would probably just be lying in wait for a meal and snatch teh lion). But like a fight-fight seems strange to me. But I don't know much about that sort of thing, so I'll follow your advice
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on May 6, 2004 18:23:35 GMT -5
Yes, sperm whales fight giant squids when trying to eat them, sperm whales have been found w/ HUGE tentacle scars on their bodies. And teh croc/lion fights are basically what you just described, byte. teh croc is in teh water waiting for prey. teh lion walks up for a drink, and teh croc snatches teh lion. A (brief) struggle ensues, and teh croc eats teh lion.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on May 8, 2004 22:15:38 GMT -5
OK folks, teh fight's this Tuesday, get your votes in! (yeah I'm bored and just posting all over teh place)
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Post by porno librarian on May 9, 2004 13:26:06 GMT -5
Which are we voting for again?
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on May 9, 2004 16:41:46 GMT -5
Which are we voting for again? Lion v. Croc
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Post by lunarnoodle on May 9, 2004 16:45:37 GMT -5
Wow. Do we even need to vote? Croc's gonna kick some lion ass. Lion lunch. [sorry lion]
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Post by porno librarian on May 9, 2004 22:16:13 GMT -5
ditto.
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Post by ByteOfNarsil on May 10, 2004 4:20:09 GMT -5
I'll go with reason and say teh Croc. It has pretty thick skin, and I just don't see how a lion could possibly get a strangle hold or anything to actually kill teh thing. And teh lion is pretty vulnerable all around, so teh Croc has teh real advantage, I think.
(let's see how this goes...)
EDIT: I somehow wrote "Imma go" instead of "I'll go" I have no idea how that happened, and looked so bizzare I thought I would add this note. Guess I'm more tired than I thought...
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Post by porno librarian on May 10, 2004 10:31:40 GMT -5
I think that was on teh mods fun machine of hysterics and randomness (which has been deactivated for us mods, so nothin can be taken off)
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on May 11, 2004 21:36:44 GMT -5
Croc won, is anybody really surprised by that one? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Wasn't even much of a fight, I was pretty disappointed w/ this one. Even more than normal.
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