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Post by brakster on Mar 2, 2006 2:31:54 GMT -5
Oh my dear freind red, It wasn't a whip ok, it was a slinky! Hey listen. I talket to teh manager of another building and told her everything that happenend concearning teh fight I got into here. She's letting me move in! I can talk all teh shit I wanna you you basttard as soon as I'm settleled in over there.
But hey, you be reachin low at teh capn as of late bro. I'm gonna haffa get back on teh red thread and start throwin down mo fo! Did you ever get sergicaly removed from that killer whale? That must suck! Later bro.
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Post by dredpiratered on Mar 2, 2006 10:42:32 GMT -5
Oh my dear freind red, It wasn't a whip ok, it was a slinky! Hey listen. I talket to teh manager of another building and told her everything that happenend concearning teh fight I got into here. She's letting me move in! I can talk all teh shit I wanna you you basttard as soon as I'm settleled in over there. But hey, you be reachin low at teh capn as of late bro. I'm gonna haffa get back on teh red thread and start throwin down mo fo! Did you ever get sergicaly removed from that killer whale? That must suck! Later bro. Glad to hear about teh new pad! Hope it goes well! But, seriously, just because a girl has a few extra pounds doesn't give you teh right to call her a "killer whale"! Bad form, Cap'n.
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Post by brakster on Mar 2, 2006 17:06:49 GMT -5
Oh my dear freind red, It wasn't a whip ok, it was a slinky! Hey listen. I talket to teh manager of another building and told her everything that happenend concearning teh fight I got into here. She's letting me move in! I can talk all teh shit I wanna you you basttard as soon as I'm settleled in over there. But hey, you be reachin low at teh capn as of late bro. I'm gonna haffa get back on teh red thread and start throwin down mo fo! Did you ever get sergicaly removed from that killer whale? That must suck! Later bro. Glad to hear about teh new pad! Hope it goes well! But, seriously, just because a girl has a few extra pounds doesn't give you teh right to call her a "killer whale"! Bad form, Cap'n. I know, I know! I'm a bad tempered old bastard that's going through a lot of stress as of late. I generaly refer to big women in any number of aquatic marine life archetypes, ie, walrusses, whales, manatees, ect. I know its rude but I just can't help it man! Its like having tourettes or something. Anyway, teh point is were not talking about a human female here to begin with. I was refering to some such animal in teh group refered to as whales. It was a pilot whale if I remember correctly! Nice try, but don't try to skirt teh issue you pilot whale screwing pervert! Now I can handle a lot of shit from my bros red. Chickens, hamsters, spider crabs, you name it, but for god sake red! A poor defenseless pilot whale with a high IQ that just wasn't smart enogh to know it was about to be permenently phycologicaly damaged by some perv from indiana. Red! We need to talk this thing through man! Well get you teh help you need bro! I there for you man. Yeah, I'm short timin it in my room bro! I'm stressed teh hell out! I feel teh need to take it out on you for some reason. Your my lawyer and that's what they get teh big dollars for. You fucking peace of shit whale fucking money grubbing lawyer bastard! Ahh, I feel better! Thanks red! Peace!
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Post by brakster on Mar 2, 2006 17:21:15 GMT -5
You mother fucker!
Ahh yeah! That felt good too.
Arghhhh, teh capn is loosin it! Get me teh fuck outa this dump brosky! NOW
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Post by dredpiratered on Mar 2, 2006 21:27:50 GMT -5
Damn, your crack me up Cap'n! That was some of teh funniest shit I've read in a while! I'd wuv to respond, but, I've been to busy LMAO! Thy title is Cap'n and it is well diserved! It's no wonder that I offer my legal advice at a very minimal charge! Imma buy a lottery ticket tomarrow! If I score, It's all Senioritas and Margaritas for a while! If I don't score... Maybe we should consider raiding a few villages! BTW, If we go on a voyage, D3U5 has gets to pick teh strippers! I have bad luck picking them for him!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Mar 13, 2006 20:57:24 GMT -5
Take off your glasses Francis!
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Post by dredpiratered on Apr 13, 2006 23:07:29 GMT -5
Aargh! I be missin' me Cap'n! Whar ye be Cap'n?
Last I heard ye were in teh lubber brig!
Damn lubbers! What's a guy got to do for an update?
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Post by brakster on Oct 15, 2006 22:18:02 GMT -5
I'm back. I read teh whole thread and got a good laugh from it.
Let me tell ya, you guys need to get a frickin life you know that? My god? I wax ten times more eloquent than any of you troglodites.
Tsk, tsk!!!!
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Post by brakster on Oct 15, 2006 22:25:29 GMT -5
I said tsk! Now what?!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Oct 15, 2006 22:34:59 GMT -5
tsk!
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Post by brakster on Oct 15, 2006 22:43:19 GMT -5
Since this thread is about me [and it is] I think it right to iluminate you on my recent wherabouts as of late. I was in klamathfalls oregon. [Hate that place!] redding california [not bad] chico ca. [Not bad either] and I am now in orroville ca. [Well its ok I geuss] I have a nice place, nobody messes with me, and I can finaly think about school. I said think about school! I'm thinking. God bless you guys!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Oct 17, 2006 19:39:17 GMT -5
good to hear buddy
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Post by Carebear0312 on Oct 17, 2006 23:48:22 GMT -5
Since this thread is about me [and it is] I think it right to iluminate you on my recent wherabouts as of late. I was in klamathfalls oregon. [Hate that place!] redding california [not bad] chico ca. [Not bad either] and I am now in orroville ca. [Well its ok I geuss] I have a nice place, nobody messes with me, and I can finaly think about school. I said think about school! I'm thinking. God bless you guys!
Awesome it's another Califorian!!!
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