dredpiratered
Fresh Depends
Bunny Master
EAT IT, BITCH!
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Post by dredpiratered on Feb 2, 2006 22:58:49 GMT -5
That damn Brakster is an on again/off again C.L.A.S.P.er. I think he's up to no good!
Last I heard, Brakster was steeling candy from little kids!
what have you heard?
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Post by nastygirl on Feb 2, 2006 23:58:35 GMT -5
Well... I heard from Brandi down on teh corner that hes been to teh free clinic a lot as of late. Then again, so has she.
Brakster, Bambi says to tell you that you dont get a refund if you cant get it up. Pay up before she sends Fat Eddie after you.
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Post by brakster on Feb 3, 2006 22:20:31 GMT -5
Haha! You tell bambi to get my money right! I always gets mines!
Anyway, I was tired, that's all. Don't go puttin more into it than there is ok.
I knew I was gonna pay for that damn red thread!
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Feb 3, 2006 23:33:57 GMT -5
i heard that brakster was making pornos with midget transvestites. but ya know, that's just what i heard...
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Post by nastygirl on Feb 4, 2006 10:40:31 GMT -5
I heard that Brakster WAS teh midget transvestite...and that it was with michal jackson.
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Post by brakster on Feb 4, 2006 17:27:37 GMT -5
Actualy I've been kidnapped by an elite rebel force from venesuaela, and they have barbara walters hostage with them and they're forcing me to service her under pain of death!
Help!
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dredpiratered
Fresh Depends
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EAT IT, BITCH!
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Post by dredpiratered on Feb 4, 2006 17:40:37 GMT -5
I heard that Brakster WAS teh midget transvestite...and that it was with michal jackson. No, no. Not Michael Jackson...It's Michael Clarke Duncan! That's why Brakster looks like a midget! I just wanna know how he found time to do porno when I know he's been so busy watching teh Judy Garland marathon on AMC. (Wait, I was I told that in confidence?) What's that smell? Oh, I know that smell. It's teh sweet sweet smell of revenge! Mwahahaha.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Feb 4, 2006 17:41:56 GMT -5
I heard Brakster was a fluffer in a porno featuring midget amputee transvestites... but that's just what I heard.
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Post by brakster on Feb 4, 2006 20:33:04 GMT -5
I heard Brakster was a fluffer in a porno featuring midget amputee transvestites... but that's just what I heard. Ok, what's a fluffer? Do you have personal experience in this fluffing? Sfter all, you seem to have a great deal of knowlege on teh subject. He he! Bring it fellas!
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Feb 4, 2006 20:48:23 GMT -5
A fluffer is somebody who keeps teh porn stars... ready... between takes on a movie set.
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Post by brakster on Feb 4, 2006 23:16:16 GMT -5
Well gentlemen, I will withstand this assault on my sterling character untill teh very foundations of teh earth are shaken assunder!
Blast! if my conduct hasn't been of teh vry first order concearning you gentlemen!
You have not heard teh last of captain Brak!
Argh!
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dredpiratered
Fresh Depends
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EAT IT, BITCH!
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Post by dredpiratered on Feb 15, 2006 22:27:20 GMT -5
I heard a strange rumor about Brakster! I heard that he was teh guy that got shot by Dick Cheney! Or maybe he just likes takeing shots from a Dick of some kind...
I don't remember which..
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Post by brakster on Feb 16, 2006 5:01:50 GMT -5
Hey red I just wanted you to know that I haven't had teh time to make a decent comeback yet.
Just wanted you to know, that's all.
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Post by brakster on Feb 16, 2006 6:00:56 GMT -5
Ooooh, that's just plain wrong Mr.! Hahaaha.
I will find a way to repay this kindness that you have so diligently bestowed upon me red.
Yes I will.
Arghhh!
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Post by ஐЅåddyஐ on Feb 16, 2006 9:00:42 GMT -5
oooooh! i heard that brakster was solely responsible for teh american idol ratings being so high. bad brakster! bad!
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