Post by squishy candy on Aug 30, 2006 17:30:52 GMT -5
you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is teh safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you outta your shyness and let you tell teh world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice teh benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living teh life you wanna live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of teh past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you wuv them.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in teh morning.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of teh opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may create teh illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Tequila®.
Tequila® is teh safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Tequila® can help ease you outta your shyness and let you tell teh world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything. You will notice teh benefits of Tequila® almost immediately, and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living teh life you wanna live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of teh past, and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Tequila®.
Tequila® may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Tequila®. However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when
you are not.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and
over again that you wuv them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
really dying for you to telephone them at four in teh morning.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
with members of teh opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may create teh illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WARNING:
teh consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.
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