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Post by crackymckrackin on Oct 7, 2006 21:51:13 GMT -5
What are some good pick up lines for me to use on teh wife. Good or bad I wanna hear them.
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Post by Carebear0312 on Oct 7, 2006 23:17:51 GMT -5
Did you just fart because you blew me away. wanna come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You make my software turn to hardware! Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
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Post by Crimm on Oct 8, 2006 1:09:31 GMT -5
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Cuz I keep seeing myself in them. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be teh door and I'll slam you!
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Post by crackymckrackin on Oct 8, 2006 13:27:52 GMT -5
Can I smell your vagina? Usually followed by a slap. Must be your feet then.
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Oct 8, 2006 15:51:35 GMT -5
Let's play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I nail you.
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Post by crackymckrackin on Oct 8, 2006 16:34:10 GMT -5
Can I touch you boobs? This is one of my favorites.
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Post by Carebear0312 on Oct 8, 2006 16:34:53 GMT -5
Are you free tonight or will it cost me? Baby, I'm an American Express lover....you shouldn't go home without me! Help teh homeless. Take me home with you. Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good. I've got teh ship, you've got teh harbor...what say we tie up for teh night?
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Oct 8, 2006 17:16:38 GMT -5
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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Post by Crimm on Oct 8, 2006 21:24:42 GMT -5
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Post by nastygirl on Oct 8, 2006 23:46:19 GMT -5
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Post by Carebear0312 on Oct 9, 2006 0:30:38 GMT -5
Yay lots of bad pick up lines!!
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Post by «Äçîdßµ®ñ» on Oct 9, 2006 16:22:49 GMT -5
Baby, when you're with me pain is pleasure and I promise I'm gonna put a hurting on that ass!
Come pet teh might crotch monster!
Just let me put teh head in.
~Acid
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Oct 9, 2006 19:00:04 GMT -5
I don't mean to be forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?
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Post by crackymckrackin on Oct 22, 2006 21:37:16 GMT -5
Nice tits can I touch them?
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Post by squishy candy on Oct 29, 2006 23:43:21 GMT -5
i got a lollipop for ya
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