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Post by XerBlade on Apr 18, 2005 16:00:24 GMT -5
SAND!? Well, CHIBS, teh LEAST ya' coulda' done is smuggle back one of those "fresh" Domincan MEN fer' us! *HUMPH!* P.S. I'll give ya' an "update" on yer' VA's later this evening--now I really gotta' go "study"!!! I hear ya, somewhat.... Gaara! Show them some REAL sand, teh good kind! *ocean of sand covers teh entire hotel complex* That should about do it.
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Post by Peleia on Apr 18, 2005 16:13:07 GMT -5
I hear ya, somewhat.... Gaara! Show them some REAL sand, teh good kind! *ocean of sand covers teh entire hotel complex* That should about do it. NEAT! *digs outta teh sand pile, dusts herself off, and happily starts making sandcastles* Hey, I think this is a great idea... there's gotta be room somewhere in teh courtyard for a beach...
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Post by Peleia on Apr 18, 2005 16:14:53 GMT -5
Damn, Pel... Just... whoa! Talk about riveting... I'm glad you liked it! I was afraid I was going overboard with teh melodrama.
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Post by Peleia on Apr 18, 2005 16:17:29 GMT -5
[This takes place after teh wedding...] Since it was such a nice day and frankly, we were all sick of being cooped up for much of teh winter, we decided to have a picnic in teh Japanese Garden. So I made a nice lunch and dressed Willow in a nice sping outfit her grandparents bought for her (they're already starting to spoil her) and stuck her in a stroller. Amon grabbed teh picnice basket and Gren carried teh blanket (oh, and we brought teh three guys outta teh closet. They were looking a little pale). It was a nice leisurely stroll to teh Gardens. teh breeze was cool and teh birds were chirping (but that might have had something to do with Kureno). Willow was making all sorts of happy sounds. We reached teh Gardens and picked out a nice spot under teh Sakura tree which seemed to always be in bloom. Gren spread out teh blanket and we sat and unloaded teh picnic basket. I fixed us all some sandwiches and brought some fruit and iced tea to drink. I even brought strawberries for Kyohei. I noticed teh river was flowing at a nice, calm pace and it seemed as though it were laughing. I smiled, knowing Haku had done it for us. Amon took Willow over and dipped her toes in it. She laughed. Later on, teh three guys had decided to toss a frisbee around. I had unshackled them before we left teh house, so they had a bit more freedom of movement. I had taken off my shoes so I could feel teh nice soft grass between my toes. It was such a perfect day and we all had such a wonderful time. I just wuv teh spring! This story just came to me since it started to warm up recently. *sigh* I wanna like, print this out and hang it on my wall or something.... *looks forlornly out at teh rainrainrainrain..* (See, this is why we need so much coffee out here in Washington!)
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 18, 2005 16:20:41 GMT -5
I'm glad you liked it! I was afraid I was going overboard with teh melodrama. I hope not.... Cause, I mean, that would mean what I'm writing had long surpassed teh acceptable melodrama limit. Except, it probably has.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 18, 2005 20:07:46 GMT -5
I'm glad you liked it! I was afraid I was going overboard with teh melodrama. *Snort!* "Melodrama", she says! And here's she's talkin' to teh QUEEN o' Melodrama!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 18, 2005 20:09:13 GMT -5
Does anyone notice we now have thongs instead of alien heads? Yep--And I LIKES it, that I do!
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 18, 2005 20:10:34 GMT -5
Of course. There's another way to do it? Yah. From this page.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 18, 2005 20:11:50 GMT -5
I hear ya, somewhat.... Gaara! Show them some REAL sand, teh good kind! *ocean of sand covers teh entire hotel complex* That should about do it. Oh, just GREAT! NOW I have sand in me UNDIES!!! [And it itches.......]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 18, 2005 20:33:59 GMT -5
"Psssst!" I hissed, trying to get Count D's attention. There seemed to have been some sort of disruption while I was gone, and he and Hakkai were helping to straighten up. "PSSSSST! Count D!" I tried a bit louder. Hakkai looked up and saw me. "Yes?" he asked, "Can I help you?" "Well, I really need Count D, that is, unless you know how to help someone get dressed in a traditional kimono?" "Of course!" Hakkai said, smiling, "I'll be glad to help!" Count D noticed what was going on and came over to look. "My dear Peanutcat!" he said when he got a look at me. "How in teh world did you get all mussed like that?" Count D took a critical look at me. "Even your makeup's smeared! What HAVE you been doing?" I blushed. "Um . . . . well--" I stammered. "Never mind! I see you're up to your usual again!" he sighed, "Hakkai and I will help you get presentable again!" "Usual what?" Hakkai asked. "My dear Hakkai!" Count D said, "This is teh notorious Peanutcat! Surely you've heard of her reputation, have you not?" "Reputat--OH!" Hakkai stepped back a bit. "Relax!" I snapped. "It's not like I'm gonna bite you! Well, not unless you ask first!" I added. "Heheh. Somehow that doesn't make me feel any safer!" Hakkai said, "Especally after that other woman . . . . . ." his voice trailed off. "Stampers? That was during teh party. Things are usually a little more decorious at teh actual wedding. Usually." I told him. "Anyway, how bout you two helping me get presentable again, okay?" That's TWICE now that we've "unsettled" po' Hakkai! I'm gonna' write this now, 'cuz I might forget, later.....Stampers decided to go out to teh car to check on Mr. Crispin [hoping she WOULDN'T be interrupting.....er...."anything"...... When she got there, all teh car windows were open, and Crispy was sitting in teh back, looking BLISSFULLY happy and somewhat......rumpled....his shirt was hanging out, his hair looked like someone had been RUNNING thru' it--barefoot--it was such a mess, and he had teh MOST IDIOTIC SMILE on his face! Stampers waved a hand in front of his glassy blue eyes, and when he FINALLY managed to focus, ALL he could say was, "Peanutcat Woman MUCH BETTER than Schu...! OH, WOW!!!!" "Yep," said Stampers, shaking her head in "shock and awe", "I FIGURED she'd do that fer' Ya'! Now, ZIP up yer' FLY and lie down for a lil' nappie, Crispin-Dear......When teh Reception's over, we can all go home and you can sleep in yer' own lil' beddy-bye, yer' lil' tum-tum full o' marshmallow-sprinkled gruel, and then you can dream ALL NIGHT about teh nice Peanutcat Lady.....!" He curled into a lil' ball o' practically GLOWING happiness, and Stampers wiped teh drool from his mouth, patted his lil' head and left him to rest up from what had been a VERY EXCITING 24 hours...... As she left Mr. Crispin, she heard him give a HUGE happy *sigh* and mutter, "Peanutcat DAMN GOOD!!!" I THINK you've made yer'self a FanBoy, P-kitty!
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 18, 2005 20:56:17 GMT -5
I hear ya, somewhat.... Gaara! Show them some REAL sand, teh good kind! *ocean of sand covers teh entire hotel complex* That should about do it. Woot-ness!! Now we need a pool...inside teh hotel...and a bar..INSIDE teh pool!! *whistles for construction ninjas* I shall bring teh Dominican to all of you!!! *pops up fake palm trees, dumps 5 tons of salt into teh pool, and has fresh Dominican man sent in for Stampers sake* (sings)"Hola Senor! Hola Senora! Hola Senor!!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 18, 2005 21:10:22 GMT -5
SAND!? Well, CHIBS, teh LEAST ya' coulda' done is smuggle back one of those "fresh" Domincan MEN fer' us! *HUMPH!* P.S. I'll give ya' an "update" on yer' VA's later this evening--now I really gotta' go "study"!!! As Promised, here it is: Dan teh Man spent almost ALL his time in teh Pet Crate, because teh ONE time I decided-ta' be NICE and let teh Punk out for a bit, he climbed up Viccy's "cat tree" and DUMPED HIM OFF HIS FAVORITE "PLATFORM"!!! When I found po' Viccy--FINALLY--that very BAD Dan-Dan had STUFFED him in teh Pet Crate and was asleepin' up on VICCY'S favorite platform in teh "tree" with a HUGE SMIRK on his face [tho' how anybody THAT large could get UP THERE is beyooooond ME, noda!], and po' widdl' Viccums had a bruise on his po' widdl' head teh size of a GOLFBALL!! So DON'T let Dan give-ya' any "sob-stories" about how "teh Cruel Stampers-Bitch NEVER let him out, NOT even-ta' piddle!"--*Snort!* Viccy still has a bruise or two, but he's otherwise fine--well, not any MORE "dopey" than usual, at least......And I'm giving you teh cat-tree to keep, so Viccy can have SOME place-ta' keep outta' teh reach o' nasty o' Dan teh Man! [Oh, and I wrapped barb-wire around teh bottom of teh pole support to keep Dan from climbing UP there again--Viccy just JUMPS up, believe it or NOT! Are you SURE he ain't a CAT, noda!?] Richy was VERY crabby about being shackled to teh wall teh whole time you were gone, especially since he never WAS able-ta' figure out how-ta' escape from them [he gave up TRYIN' after I had them "electrified"]--HOWEVER, he THEN decided-ta' amuse himself by waiting until me Stevie-Jay-Jay was asleep, then he would DELIBERATELY rattle his chains as MUCH as possible to wake Stevie up! Needless-ta' say, Stevie--who's kinda' CRABBY himself [receives Crabby GLARE from Stevie-Jay-Jay, which I ignores]--was NOT amused by this prank, ESPECIALLY when yer' lil' Richy started LAUGHIN' like-a demented hyena! [Imagine InuYasha laughin' that way--*YEEK!*] I finally hadta' keep Stevie on a LEASH and collar--AND put a muzzle on him!--while in teh Closet after I caught him tryin'-ta' STRANGLE Richy with his own chains! *sigh* As for your Greggy-Poo.....Um....er....Bad News, I'm afraid, Chibi....NO! He did NOT run out into teh street and get HIT by a car! [Tho' what DID happen may be ALMOST as bad....] I'll just give it ta' ya' STRAIGHT, Chibs-- Yer' sweet widdl' Greggy is NOW Fluffy-kins Blond Boy-Toy....And Fluff calls him "InuYasha"......and he may be "pregnant"----Well, HE seems-ta' think so......!!!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 18, 2005 21:13:06 GMT -5
Woot-ness!! Now we need a pool...inside teh hotel...and a bar..INSIDE teh pool!! *whistles for construction ninjas* I shall bring teh Dominican to all of you!!! *pops up fake palm trees, dumps 5 tons of salt into teh pool, and has fresh Dominican man sent in for Stampers sake* (sings)"Hola Senor! Hola Senora! Hola Senor!!" Ooooooooooh!!! And he's EVEN wearing a lemon slice.......and THAT'S ALL he's WEARING, too!!!! *Dives in!!!* WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 18, 2005 21:27:10 GMT -5
As Promised, here it is: Dan teh Man spent almost ALL his time in teh Pet Crate, because teh ONE time I decided-ta' be NICE and let teh Punk out for a bit, he climbed up Viccy's "cat tree" and DUMPED HIM OFF HIS FAVORITE "PLATFORM"!!! When I found po' Viccy--FINALLY--that very BAD Dan-Dan had STUFFED him in teh Pet Crate and was asleepin' up on VICCY'S favorite platform in teh "tree" with a HUGE SMIRK on his face [tho' how anybody THAT large could get UP THERE is beyooooond ME, noda!], and po' widdl' Viccums had a bruise on his po' widdl' head teh size of a GOLFBALL!! So DON'T let Dan give-ya' any "sob-stories" about how "teh Cruel Stampers-Bitch NEVER let him out, NOT even-ta' piddle!"--*Snort!* Viccy still has a bruise or two, but he's otherwise fine--well, not any MORE "dopey" than usual, at least......And I'm giving you teh cat-tree to keep, so Viccy can have SOME place-ta' keep outta' teh reach o' nasty o' Dan teh Man! [Oh, and I wrapped barb-wire around teh bottom of teh pole support to keep Dan from climbing UP there again--Viccy just JUMPS up, believe it or NOT! Are you SURE he ain't a CAT, noda!?] Richy was VERY crabby about being shackled to teh wall teh whole time you were gone, especially since he never WAS able-ta' figure out how-ta' escape from them [he gave up TRYIN' after I had them "electrified"]--HOWEVER, he THEN decided-ta' amuse himself by waiting until me Stevie-Jay-Jay was asleep, then he would DELIBERATELY rattle his chains as MUCH as possible to wake Stevie up! Needless-ta' say, Stevie--who's kinda' CRABBY himself [receives Crabby GLARE from Stevie-Jay-Jay, which I ignores]--was NOT amused by this prank, ESPECIALLY when yer' lil' Richy started LAUGHIN' like-a demented hyena! [Imagine InuYasha laughin' that way--*YEEK!*] I finally hadta' keep Stevie on a LEASH and collar--AND put a muzzle on him!--while in teh Closet after I caught him tryin'-ta' STRANGLE Richy with his own chains! *sigh* As for your Greggy-Poo.....Um....er....Bad News, I'm afraid, Chibi....NO! He did NOT run out into teh street and get HIT by a car! [Tho' what DID happen may be ALMOST as bad....] I'll just give it ta' ya' STRAIGHT, Chibs-- Yer' sweet widdl' Greggy is NOW Fluffy-kins Blond Boy-Toy....And Fluff calls him "InuYasha"......and he may be "pregnant"----Well, HE seems-ta' think so......!!! .......... ............. Greggy??? AND FLUFFY?? did THIS -> wait...boy + boy = baby? *brain stops*
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Apr 18, 2005 21:30:21 GMT -5
*goes to Stampers and opens door to let out my VA's* You can all come hoo.... *many fast blurs rush past me* Wow...they're actually HAPPY to come home. *looks over at Viccy's now broken, burnt, and mangled cat tree* *sigh* guess I better buy a new one.
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