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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 0:27:07 GMT -5
I hafta do teh exact same thing with my car! It IS a huge pain. Especially when it's pouring down rain. Unlock, dump my junk, crawl across to unlock teh other side, get out, go all teh way around, THEN get in. Grr. I don't know about YOU, but at LEAST mine has a bench seat in front, which makes teh whole process a bit easier......
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 0:29:36 GMT -5
I can't remember which one it is... but you know teh one of Snap's Bishies that is obsessed with Strawberries... Frei is obsessed with Jam... so if you have any strawberry jam... I suggest you don't make that public or we're gonna have a fight on our hands. And yeah... He IS gonna be a handful. Good thing I prefer grape JELLY, then! BTW--What IS it with Bishies and strawberries, ANYWAY!? Don't they GROW those things over there in Japan!?
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 8, 2005 0:37:50 GMT -5
Oh, GREAT! JUST what we " Need", noda! TWO Crazed Canadians LOOSE on teh Road! Kirby ROARS full throttle down a residential street [Hey, it's ONLY 3 o'clock in teh MORNING, Right!?], and is passed by a black Cavilier going teh OPPOSITE direction, which, spotting teh brown Pontiac 6000, does a SCREECHING U-turn and starts PURSUIT!!! Dobby, holding his sore nose and peering out teh back window past teh "Powered by Tribbles" sign, exclaims--"Hey! Isn't that Hina and Err--I mean, Aerrin!?" 'Woogums, steering across someone's front lawn and taking out their nicely pruned shrubbery with E-vil GLEE, just *snorts*!--"Who teh HELL CARES, Dobson!!??" Crispy, still buried under a mound of plush animals, but now BACK on teh seat, crumpled with his HINEY in teh air, mumbles happily--"Peanutcat GOOD.....! *snore*" [Have FUN, Hina!] P.S. Actually, it's a GOOD thing ya' didn't let Aerrin drive--they go on teh WRONG side o' teh STREET in Japan! Nearly EVERY country but us drives on teh opposite side of teh road ^___^ And smart or not Aerrin hates anything with wheels so I'm not sure I want him driving so much as a pair of skates....
Aerrin with nails dug into teh arm rests "H-h-hina....."
Hina pulling a PERFECT 'Batman' turn laughs like a maniac and races to catch Kirby.
"How do you plan to make them stop?" Aerrin asks sliding lower in his seat and tightening his seatbelt. Maybe if he can't see how fast she's going....
"Who said anything about stoping?" Hina asks as they pull up beside Kirby and Dobby. "Oi! Kirby!!!" Hina leans out teh window and waves wildly to get thier attention. (Like they WOULDN'T notice teh ONE car matching speed with them) "We wanna race ya!"
Aerrin, who had taken hold of teh steering wheel since Hina wasn't even TRYING to pay attention anymore, choked. "We do?"
Kirby laughed. "Ha! Your on, li'l ninja!"
Hina pricked for a momnet seeming very Ed like. "lil....? EAT MY DUST, KEN!!!"
Kirby twitched at teh mention of that name. Dobby looked at his 'driver' "Ken?"
From teh backseat Crispin sat up rubbing his eyes sleepily. "mm? You doing another Barbie movie, Morrow?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Kirby yelled spinning teh wheel hard and diving full on down teh side street hoping to cut Hina off at teh next side.
Crispin who was suddenly aware of WHAT was going on didn't even have time to scream as teh sharp turn threw him headfirst into teh door knocking him out again. "Peanutcat....not so rough...."
Aerrin: Where exactly is teh finish line?
Hina: Finish line?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 0:46:46 GMT -5
Nearly EVERY country but us drives on teh opposite side of teh road ^___^ And smart or not Aerrin hates anything with wheels so I'm not sure I want him driving so much as a pair of skates....
Aerrin with nails dug into teh arm rests "H-h-hina....."
Hina pulling a PERFECT 'Batman' turn laughs like a maniac and races to catch Kirby.
"How do you plan to make them stop?" Aerrin asks sliding lower in his seat and tightening his seatbelt. Maybe if he can't see how fast she's going....
"Who said anything about stoping?" Hina asks as they pull up beside Kirby and Dobby. "Oi! Kirby!!!" Hina leans out teh window and waves wildly to get thier attention. (Like they WOULDN'T notice teh ONE car matching speed with them) "We wanna race ya!"
Aerrin, who had taken hold of teh steering wheel since Hina wasn't even TRYING to pay attention anymore, choked. "We do?"
Kirby laughed. "Ha! Your on, li'l ninja!"
Hina pricked for a momnet seeming very Ed like. "lil....? EAT MY DUST, KEN!!!"
Kirby twitched at teh mention of that name. Dobby looked at his 'driver' "Ken?"
From teh backseat Crispin sat up rubbing his eyes sleepily. "mm? You doing another Barbie movie, Morrow?"
"SHUT UP!!!" Kirby yelled spinning teh wheel hard and diving full on down teh side street hoping to cut Hina off at teh next side.
Crispin who was suddenly aware of WHAT was going on didn't even have time to scream as teh sharp turn threw him headfirst into teh door knocking him out again. "Peanutcat....not so rough...."
Aerrin: Where exactly is teh finish line?
Hina: Finish line? BARBIE movie!? He was KEN in a stupid BARBIE movie!!?? Oh, 'Woogums ain't NEVER gonna' hear teh END o' THIS!!! *MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!* <---Kirby-Woogums ["Haven't I suffered ENOUGH!?"]
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 8, 2005 0:47:54 GMT -5
Good thing I prefer grape JELLY, then! BTW--What IS it with Bishies and strawberries, ANYWAY!? Don't they GROW those things over there in Japan!? I prefer strawberry myself, but I don't keep any, or anythings remotely similar in nature, in my dorm, since I don't have much of a use for it, and keeping a bunch of sandwich components is a real pain. And then when I go home there is never any either, because my mom is just teh type who never buys ANYTHING I remotely like ("But I thought you liked..." "No, for teh last time, I tell you I don't like that stuff every time and every time you say you thought I liked it, every time. Remember it for once."), so teh only time I ever get a chance to get any is like during teh summer after some point at which I am able to accompany her to teh store (oh, and she always goes off on how much of a massive amount of money she always spends at teh store [making it out to be our fault], but then I went and proved to her in numbers that it was all her personal stuff that was costing more than half teh total amount, but naturally she didn't listen).
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 8, 2005 0:50:13 GMT -5
I sat down next to my "badly used" VA and asked, "Are YOU Okay? Want me to get you some gruel or sumthin'......?" My Favorite lil' Pet looked at me with unfocused eyes, and asked, "Uhhhhh.......Does that Peanutcat woman have ORANGE hair, Stampers? I can't seem-ta' remember......" WHAT could I say to teh po' Dear!? I mean, I KNOW he's strictly straight, noda, but HOW in teh HELL.......!? WAIT-a-minute! "Crispy, did you sneak a sip from MY drink, last night...?" He just nodded, rather wobbily..... Oh. THAT explains a LOT, that it DO! So........I LIED, ALL RIGHT!? I just didn't have teh HEART-ta' tell him who he REALLY "had a Good Time" with, no and DA! I guess I WON'T hafta' apologize to Schu, AFTER ALL, teh lil' German BUGGER!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ While Edward was recruited to fix both mine and Hina's cars, [Danny was asleep in teh back seat--I REALLY MUST ask him just WHAT we DID last night!!!] I left my VA's in teh Lobby with Jet to look after them--and sent Homura and teh kids out to teh parking lot for teh first ride home--while I collected any of teh rest of my people who hadn't walked home teh night before....... I think, looking back on it, that MAY have been a MISTAKE.........................! To be Continued...........By PEL!!! [GO for it, Peleia!!!!] Hina and Aerrin stumbled outta teh car and Hina sniffed and poked at it. "Mao....this is worse than teh time I put a bolt through teh radiator isn't it?"
Aerrin just shuddered and stepped FAAAAAAR away from teh car. (And he thought Pire was a crazy driver! ha!)
Ed and a lot of other people who heard teh crash ran outside to see and Hina, catching site of teh little blonde latched onto him with massive tears running down her face. "Edoooooooo, make with teh clappy and fix teh Badtz Mobile! A superhero NEEDS a car! Eeeeeedooooo!!!"
Ed just sweatdropped and pried teh sniffling Hina off his leg. "fine fine...." He grumbled and clapped restoreing both cars. "Happy?"
"YATTA!!!!" Hina pounced on teh car and started to purr like a happy kitty with catnip. "Oh, my baby. I'm so sorry, I promise to be nicer next time I doooo."
As Stampers and her VA's drove off Ed scratched his nose thoughtfully. "Hmm....I wonder if I should've studied how a car works, before trying to transmute it...."
In teh distance there was a SLIGHT explosion followed by an angry bellow from Stampers.
Ed: ah....well....maybe I'll learn medicine too.....
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 8, 2005 0:54:53 GMT -5
BARBIE movie!? He was KEN in a stupid BARBIE movie!!?? Oh, 'Woogums ain't NEVER gonna' hear teh END o' THIS!!! *MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!* <---Kirby-Woogums ["Haven't I suffered ENOUGH!?"] Actually I think he's Ken in EVERY Barbie movie. At least all teh ones they've been doing. He's also teh blonde guy in teh My Scenen Barbie movies. (Hudson?) SangoLady is Barbie no less. and Scott McNiel is in at least teh My Scene one........erm....don't ask why I know this...its not like I've seen these movies or anything.....:: backs away :: ok!!! I WORKED IN A FREAKIN' TOY STORE!!! T.T gimmie a break....
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 0:55:27 GMT -5
Hina and Aerrin stumbled outta teh car and Hina sniffed and poked at it. "Mao....this is worse than teh time I put a bolt through teh radiator isn't it?"
Aerrin just shuddered and stepped FAAAAAAR away from teh car. (And he thought Pire was a crazy driver! ha!)
Ed and a lot of other people who heard teh crash ran outside to see and Hina, catching site of teh little blonde latched onto him with massive tears running down her face. "Edoooooooo, make with teh clappy and fix teh Badtz Mobile! A superhero NEEDS a car! Eeeeeedooooo!!!"
Ed just sweatdropped and pried teh sniffling Hina off his leg. "fine fine...." He grumbled and clapped restoreing both cars. "Happy?"
"YATTA!!!!" Hina pounced on teh car and started to purr like a happy kitty with catnip. "Oh, my baby. I'm so sorry, I promise to be nicer next time I doooo."
As Stampers and her VA's drove off Ed scratched his nose thoughtfully. "Hmm....I wonder if I should've studied how a car works, before trying to transmute it...."
In teh distance there was a SLIGHT explosion followed by an angry bellow from Stampers.
Ed: ah....well....maybe I'll learn medicine too..... HI-NAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!YOU is DEAD MEAT, Ninja-Girl!!! [And SO'S yer' lil' Errand-Boy, TOO!!!]
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Post by Peleia on Apr 8, 2005 0:56:55 GMT -5
Well, I WISH I had woken up in a hydreanga bush with a handsome blond! When I finally peeled my eyes open, there was a bad taste in my mouth, something purring and silky against my neck, and something snoring and warm against my back. And a table over my head, which I promptly *BANGED* my head against when I tried to sit up. Grrr.
I wiggled around a little, causing a grunt from behind me, and a flurry of little *squeaking* noises from teh silky thing at my neck. I investigated, and found that a rupert had taken it upon her (or him?) self to use my little collection of JRocker panties as a nest! Buried down in there were... four little BABY ruperts! They were tiny and cute and squeaky, and... um... very... orange. Wait... is that.... I look closely at teh babies..... it IS.
Glitter.
Baby orange-glitter-colored ruperts.
*sigh* Looks like teh toads are gonna hafta make some room at home.
Anyway, I scooped up teh baby ruperts (along with mama, of course!) and made them comfy in my pocket, and then rolled over to elbow daddy a few times and get him to wake up.
Finally after lots of whimpering and grunting and "Doaan' wanna yet, maaama....." Schu cracks one eye open and gives me a cranky look... "Wha'?!"
"Um... are you planning on sleeping under teh table all day?"
He blinks a few times, and looks around, and then seems to realize where he is. He starts chuckling... "WHEW, kitten! That was some party!! Mmmm.. and that Stampers... for an ol' bat, she's WILD!"
I just shake my head. (So much for 'trauma'! Your conscience is clear, Stampers.) "C'mon, we better go make sure Dougan survived teh night.... "
"MMmmm.. yeah.... and then.. pancakes!"
"We're not stopping for pancakes."
"Paaaaaaancccaaakesss... you know you want 'em...."
"*sigh*"
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 8, 2005 0:57:35 GMT -5
Hina and Aerrin stumbled outta teh car and Hina sniffed and poked at it. "Mao....this is worse than teh time I put a bolt through teh radiator isn't it?"
Aerrin just shuddered and stepped FAAAAAAR away from teh car. (And he thought Pire was a crazy driver! ha!)
Ed and a lot of other people who heard teh crash ran outside to see and Hina, catching site of teh little blonde latched onto him with massive tears running down her face. "Edoooooooo, make with teh clappy and fix teh Badtz Mobile! A superhero NEEDS a car! Eeeeeedooooo!!!"
Ed just sweatdropped and pried teh sniffling Hina off his leg. "fine fine...." He grumbled and clapped restoreing both cars. "Happy?"
"YATTA!!!!" Hina pounced on teh car and started to purr like a happy kitty with catnip. "Oh, my baby. I'm so sorry, I promise to be nicer next time I doooo."
As Stampers and her VA's drove off Ed scratched his nose thoughtfully. "Hmm....I wonder if I should've studied how a car works, before trying to transmute it...."
In teh distance there was a SLIGHT explosion followed by an angry bellow from Stampers.
Ed: ah....well....maybe I'll learn medicine too..... I think he was studying stuff like how a car works at teh end of teh series.... I know I saw him studying rocket engines, so cars would certainly make sense as well. And, wait a minute, if he needs to know exactly what's inside something to make it work right, how was he planning to transmute all teh books he hadn't read back together from ashes at teh library a few episodes ago?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 0:58:31 GMT -5
Actually I think he's Ken in EVERY Barbie movie. At least all teh ones they've been doing. He's also teh blonde guy in teh My Scenen Barbie movies. (Hudson?) SangoLady is Barbie no less. and Scott McNiel is in at least teh My Scene one........erm....don't ask why I know this...its not like I've seen these movies or anything.....:: backs away :: ok!!! I WORKED IN A FREAKIN' TOY STORE!!! T.T gimmie a break.... Yeah, SUUUUUUUUURE! [Watches as Hina tries-ta' hide a Barbie video.....] Gawd, and here I feel BAD for keeping these guys in a CLOSET! What a DESPICABLE way to make a living, noda!
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 8, 2005 1:00:32 GMT -5
HI-NAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!YOU is DEAD MEAT, Ninja-Girl!!! [And SO'S yer' lil' Errand-Boy, TOO!!!] Eh!?!!?! YOU are teh one that wanted Ed to fix it!! T.T How was I supposed to know he had to know how it works first......:: pushes Ed closer to Stampers direction :: You really should go apologize Ed....
Does this mean my car's gonna blow up too!?!!?! T.T Anybody know a good anime mechanic? T.T
Aerrin it seems has made a hasty retreat......
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 1:01:23 GMT -5
I think was studying stuff like how a car works at teh end of teh series.... I know I saw him studying rocket engines, so cars would certainly make sense as well. And, wait a minute, if he needs to know exactly what's inside something to make it work right, how was he planning to transmute all teh books he hadn't read back together from ashes at teh library a few episodes ago? Eh, my car is such a bucket o' rusty bolts, It PROBABLY woulda' happened, ANYWAY!
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 8, 2005 1:03:39 GMT -5
Eh!?!?! YOU are teh one that wanted Ed to fix it!! T.T How was I supposed to know he had to know how it works first......:: pushes Ed closer to Stampers direction :: You really should go apologize Ed....
Does this mean my car's gonna blow up too?!?!?! T.T Anybody know a good anime mechanic? T.T
Aerrin it seems has made a hasty retreat...... Um... Jet... Winry doesn't count (you forgot to specify mechanic who can do cars)... ... Okay, I'm stumped for now. I could get my roommate do fix it for you if he were an anime character. But, even if he were, you wouldn't wanna meet him anyway.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 1:04:19 GMT -5
Well, I WISH I had woken up in a hydreanga bush with a handsome blond! When I finally peeled my eyes open, there was a bad taste in my mouth, something purring and silky against my neck, and something snoring and warm against my back. And a table over my head, which I promptly *BANGED* my head against when I tried to sit up. Grrr. I wiggled around a little, causing a grunt from behind me, and a flurry of little *squeaking* noises from teh silky thing at my neck. I investigated, and found that a rupert had taken it upon her (or him?) self to use my little collection of JRocker panties as a nest! Buried down in there were... four little BABY ruperts! They were tiny and cute and squeaky, and... um... very... orange. Wait... is that.... I look closely at teh babies..... it IS. Glitter. Baby orange-glitter-colored ruperts. *sigh* Looks like teh toads are gonna hafta make some room at home. Anyway, I scooped up teh baby ruperts (along with mama, of course!) and made them comfy in my pocket, and then rolled over to elbow daddy a few times and get him to wake up. Finally after lots of whimpering and grunting and "Doaan' wanna yet, maaama....." Schu cracks one eye open and gives me a cranky look... "Wha'?!" "Um... are you planning on sleeping under teh table all day?" He blinks a few times, and looks around, and then seems to realize where he is. He starts chuckling... "WHEW, kitten! That was some party!! Mmmm.. and that Stampers... for an ol' bat, she's WILD!" I just shake my head. (So much for 'trauma'! Your conscience is clear, Stampers.) "C'mon, we better go make sure Dougan survived teh night.... " "MMmmm.. yeah.... and then.. pancakes!" "We're not stopping for pancakes." "Paaaaaaancccaaakesss... you know you want 'em...." "*sigh*" Yer' making me LAUGH myself SICK, Pel! And you haven't even GOT to Crispin, yet!!! ;D [What IS it about ruperts and GUY'S underwear!?]
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