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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 22:33:47 GMT -5
Hastily putting Daniel's shirt on, I run to my car to see if my Va's are all right , and yank open teh passenger side door in front--Dobby and Kirby tumble out in a HEAP, Dobby squashed under 'Woogums--*OW*
Kirby-Woogums looks up at me, tries-ta' smile in what he HOPES is an "ingratiating manner" and whimpers, "Am I in TROUBLE? 'Cuz it was ALL DOBSON'S IDEA--REALLY!!!"
Dobby, STILL mashed under Kirby, squawks indignantly--"He's LYING, Stampers-Lady!!! *OUCH!* Morrow, you lying cheat, get OFF of ME!"
About THEN, Mr. Crispin FINALLY wakes up, and blearily looking around asks, "Are we THERE, Yet, Peanutcat?"
*Sigh*
Maybe I oughta' just kill them all.............
To be Continued--
Well, I managed to get things more or less "settled", as it were, for teh moment--- I woke Daniel [Boy, was he "DEAD to teh world" from teh apparent "work-out" I gave him!], and gave him his pants so he could check teh damage to my car--"teh driver's side door won't open from teh OUTSIDE, anymore, and there's a tree branch stuck so TIGHTLY in teh grille that even I couldn't budge it!" he announced wearily, looking as if he needed a nap, already [Just WHAT teh Heck did I DO to him last night, noda!?] I then turned to 'Woogums [who CRINGED at my glare] and PRONOUNCED his "punishment"--"When Chibi returns, you will be "lent" to her for an ENTIRE WEEK!" Kirby then BURST into tears and grovelled pathetically at my feet--"Oh, GAWD, NOOOOOOOOO.......!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSE!!!" "Sorry, Buster, but YOU ASKED FOR THAT!" I snapped, showing NO mercy [tho' I MIGHT shorten his "sentence" if Chibi gets TOO rough, noda--Don't want my 'Woogums maimed or killed, after all!] I left Kirby-Woogums in a snivelling huddle, whimpering to himself--"I doomed, I'M DOOMED!!!", and turned to Dobby-ku--who THREW himself around my knees and cried--"I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!! I KNOW I was a VERY BAD AND NAUGHTY BEAST to leer at your lovely BOOBIES, Stampers-Lady!" Eh, what could I DO, after THAT "compliment", noda! I rolled my eyes and getting him to loosen his grip [which WASN'T easy--thought I was gonna' need a CROW-BAR to pry him OFF of me!], I said disgustedly--"All right, ALL RIGHT! Yer' OFF teh hook, MOSTLY 'cuz ya' got a busted nose for yer' efforts, anyway! Now LET GO!!!" Now it was time to check on Mr. Crispin, who was sitting nearby, looking rather confused.......and in teh sunlight, kinda'........SPARKLEY...!? I looked down at MYSELF, and REMEMBERED just WHERE all teh glitter I had ALL OVER MY BODY had COME from, and made a "connection".......... OH. MY. LORD!!!!!!!!No WONDER Crispy kept going on about P-kitty having ORANGE HAIR!!!!!!!! To be Continued----
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 7, 2005 22:38:22 GMT -5
Well, I managed to get things more or less "settled", as it were, for teh moment--- I woke Daniel [Boy, was he "DEAD to teh world" from teh apparent "work-out" I gave him!], and gave him his pants so he could check teh damage to my car--"teh driver's side door won't open from teh OUTSIDE, anymore, and there's a tree branch stuck so TIGHTLY in teh grille that even I couldn't budge it!" he announced wearily, looking as if he needed a nap, already [Just WHAT teh Heck did I DO to him last night, noda!?] I then turned to 'Woogums [who CRINGED at my glare] and PRONOUNCED his "punishment"--"When Chibi returns, you will be "lent" to her for an ENTIRE WEEK!" Kirby then BURST into tears and grovelled pathetically at my feet--"Oh, GAWD, NOOOOOOOOO.......!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSE!!!" "Sorry, Buster, but YOU ASKED FOR THAT!" I snapped, showing NO mercy [tho' I MIGHT shorten his "sentence" if Chibi gets TOO rough, noda--Don't want my 'Woogums maimed or killed, after all!] I left Kirby-Woogums in a snivelling huddle, whimpering to himself--"I doomed, I'M DOOMED!!!", and turned to Dobby-ku--who THREW himself around my knees and cried--"I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!! I KNOW I was a VERY BAD AND NAUGHTY BEAST to leer at your lovely BOOBIES, Stampers-Lady!" Eh, what could I DO, after THAT "compliment", noda! I rolled my eyes and getting him to loosen his grip [which WASN'T easy--thought I was gonna' need a CROW-BAR to pry him OFF of me!], I said disgustedly--"All right, ALL RIGHT! Yer' OFF teh hook, MOSTLY 'cuz ya' got a busted nose for yer' efforts, anyway! Now LET GO!!!" Now it was time to check on Mr. Crispin, who was sitting nearby, looking rather confused.......and in teh sunlight, kinda'........SPARKLEY...!? I looked down at MYSELF, and REMEMBERED just WHERE all teh glitter I had ALL OVER MY BODY had COME from, and made a "connection".......... OH. MY. LORD!!!!!!!!No WONDER Crispy kept going on about P-kitty having ORANGE HAIR!!!!!!!! To be Continued---- About teh car, you could just get Ed to fix it, you know. I mean, Hina, make Ed fix it, since it's partly her fault, yeah.
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 7, 2005 22:42:47 GMT -5
Well, I managed to get things more or less "settled", as it were, for teh moment--- I woke Daniel [Boy, was he "DEAD to teh world" from teh apparent "work-out" I gave him!], and gave him his pants so he could check teh damage to my car--"teh driver's side door won't open from teh OUTSIDE, anymore, and there's a tree branch stuck so TIGHTLY in teh grille that even I couldn't budge it!" he announced wearily, looking as if he needed a nap, already [Just WHAT teh Heck did I DO to him last night, noda!?] I then turned to 'Woogums [who CRINGED at my glare] and PRONOUNCED his "punishment"--"When Chibi returns, you will be "lent" to her for an ENTIRE WEEK!" Kirby then BURST into tears and grovelled pathetically at my feet--"Oh, GAWD, NOOOOOOOOO.......!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSE!!!" "Sorry, Buster, but YOU ASKED FOR THAT!" I snapped, showing NO mercy [tho' I MIGHT shorten his "sentence" if Chibi gets TOO rough, noda--Don't want my 'Woogums maimed or killed, after all!] I left Kirby-Woogums in a snivelling huddle, whimpering to himself--"I doomed, I'M DOOMED!!!", and turned to Dobby-ku--who THREW himself around my knees and cried--"I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!! I KNOW I was a VERY BAD AND NAUGHTY BEAST to leer at your lovely BOOBIES, Stampers-Lady!" Eh, what could I DO, after THAT "compliment", noda! I rolled my eyes and getting him to loosen his grip [which WASN'T easy--thought I was gonna' need a CROW-BAR to pry him OFF of me!], I said disgustedly--"All right, ALL RIGHT! Yer' OFF teh hook, MOSTLY 'cuz ya' got a busted nose for yer' efforts, anyway! Now LET GO!!!" Now it was time to check on Mr. Crispin, who was sitting nearby, looking rather confused.......and in teh sunlight, kinda'........SPARKLEY...!? I looked down at MYSELF, and REMEMBERED just WHERE all teh glitter I had ALL OVER MY BODY had COME from, and made a "connection".......... OH. MY. LORD!!!!!!!!No WONDER Crispy kept going on about P-kitty having ORANGE HAIR!!!!!!!! To be Continued---- Heh. You could let me have Crispy for a while . . . . .
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 22:51:31 GMT -5
About teh car, you could just get Ed to fix it, you know. I mean, Hina, make Ed fix it, since it's partly her fault, yeah. Or you could always have Nyan Nyan take a shot at it... though I'm NOT being held responsible for anything SHE does to it...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 23:14:45 GMT -5
About teh car, you could just get Ed to fix it, you know. I mean, Hina, make Ed fix it, since it's partly her fault, yeah. Hey, that's a GREAT IDEA! Oh, HINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! P.S. Wish it was that easy to fix my REAL car door--teh lock's all messed up and I really CAN'T open it from outside--hafta' unlock teh passenger side door, then crawl across teh seat to open teh driver-side door from INSIDE....and, YES--It IS a PAIN!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 23:17:43 GMT -5
Heh. You could let me have Crispy for a while . . . . . Hey, I'm NOT punishing HIM for anything! Oops! THAT didn't sound good--*A-heh* Actually, Pel wants-ta' use him a bit, and then I may HAFTA' let ya' have him for AWHILE! [Just be GENTLE with teh po' Dear--he's in for a MAJOR SHOCK, noda!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 23:19:17 GMT -5
Or you could always have Nyan Nyan take a shot at it... though I'm NOT being held responsible for anything SHE does to it... Er......NO--I DON'T think so! [Don't want anybody "disappearing" into teh glove-box, Thank Yew!]
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 23:23:35 GMT -5
Er......NO--I DON'T think so! [Don't want anybody "disappearing" into teh glove-box, Thank Yew!] Nah... I don't think she'd do THAT. But she might make teh thing fly... or up teh speed a few... HUNDRED... miles per hour... Or make it so it can travel BETWEEN dementions and/or times... you know... teh usual...
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 23:44:23 GMT -5
After my run in with Kureno I decided it was prolly a good idea to leave. Chichiri was teh only one still able to give their proper name among teh seishi (No Nuriko... you name is NOT Pip...) Houshi was a bit tipsey as well... and Cara was just outta it... like a light. Frei, who is underage and can't have any liquor, was standing staring dumbfounded at teh scene around him with his spoon hanging outta his mouth, staring at an empty jar of what was Strawberry Jam. And through teh ENTIRE party I never did figure out where teh wizard went. "Come on Frei, you're coming with me," I said as I grabbed him by his rat-tail and pulled him behind me. "BUT someone ate my jam!" He protested as he shoved teh jam jar over my shoudler. "It was probably one of teh other Bishies... get over it... well buy... or make you some new Jam later," I said knowing he wouldn't come other wise. Suddenly Frei stopped and refused to move. I turned and glared at him. "Why are you taking me with you?" he asked suspiciously. "Well... you saw what happened here... so you can either come with me and stay at my place or I can leave you here to fend for yourself," I said bluntly. Frei looked around then smirked at me. "I see. You're so sweet, I bet you taste like Jam..." And with that Frei licked me on teh back of teh hand holding his braid. I quickly pulled my hand away and as Chichiri summoned Nyan Nyan I smacked teh Scandinavian up side his strawberry-blond head. "Nyan Nyan... take them to their rooms and see that they are well rested for tomorrow," Chichiri ordered teh little spirit. THen he added, "Remember to THEIR rooms... as in teh ones they NORMALY sleep in... no myschief... tonight." "And dont' forget this one!" I said as I shoved Jam-boy towards Nyan Nyan. With an unsure SCREAM from Frei they were gone and CHichiri and I went home via teh hat.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 23:44:58 GMT -5
Nah... I don't think she'd do THAT. But she might make teh thing fly... or up teh speed a few... HUNDRED... miles per hour... Or make it so it can travel BETWEEN dementions and/or times... you know... teh usual... *eep!* I think I'll pass on that........
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 7, 2005 23:47:55 GMT -5
After my run in with Kureno I decided it was prolly a good idea to leave. Chichiri was teh only one still able to give their proper name among teh seishi (No Nuriko... you name is NOT Pip...) Houshi was a bit tipsey as well... and Cara was just outta it... like a light. Frei, who is underage and can't have any liquor, was standing staring dumbfounded at teh scene around him with his spoon hanging outta his mouth, staring at an empty jar of what was Strawberry Jam. And through teh ENTIRE party I never did figure out where teh wizard went. "Come on Frei, you're coming with me," I said as I grabbed him by his rat-tail and pulled him behind me. "BUT someone ate my jam!" He protested as he shoved teh jam jar over my shoudler. "It was probably one of teh other Bishies... get over it... well buy... or make you some new Jam later," I said knowing he wouldn't come other wise. Suddenly Frei stopped and refused to move. I turned and glared at him. "Why are you taking me with you?" he asked suspiciously. "Well... you saw what happened here... so you can either come with me and stay at my place or I can leave you here to fend for yourself," I said bluntly. Frei looked around then smirked at me. "I see. You're so sweet, I bet you taste like Jam..." And with that Frei licked me on teh back of teh hand holding his braid. I quickly pulled my hand away and as Chichiri summoned Nyan Nyan I smacked teh Scandinavian up side his strawberry-blond head. "Nyan Nyan... take them to their rooms and see that they are well rested for tomorrow," Chichiri ordered teh little spirit. THen he added, "Remember to THEIR rooms... as in teh ones they NORMALY sleep in... no myschief... tonight." "And dont' forget this one!" I said as I shoved Jam-boy towards Nyan Nyan. With an unsure SCREAM from Frei they were gone and CHichiri and I went home via teh hat. CRAP! I KNEW I forgot somebody on me Rampage! [Sounds like Frei is gonna' be a HANDFUL!]
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 7, 2005 23:51:53 GMT -5
CRAP! I KNEW I forgot somebody on me Rampage! [Sounds like Frei is gonna' be a HANDFUL!] I can't remember which one it is... but you know teh one of Snap's Bishies that is obsessed with Strawberries... Frei is obsessed with Jam... so if you have any strawberry jam... I suggest you don't make that public or we're gonna have a fight on our hands. And yeah... He IS gonna be a handful.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 8, 2005 0:05:48 GMT -5
Well, I managed to get things more or less "settled", as it were, for teh moment--- I woke Daniel [Boy, was he "DEAD to teh world" from teh apparent "work-out" I gave him!], and gave him his pants so he could check teh damage to my car--"teh driver's side door won't open from teh OUTSIDE, anymore, and there's a tree branch stuck so TIGHTLY in teh grille that even I couldn't budge it!" he announced wearily, looking as if he needed a nap, already [Just WHAT teh Heck did I DO to him last night, noda!?] I then turned to 'Woogums [who CRINGED at my glare] and PRONOUNCED his "punishment"--"When Chibi returns, you will be "lent" to her for an ENTIRE WEEK!" Kirby then BURST into tears and grovelled pathetically at my feet--"Oh, GAWD, NOOOOOOOOO.......!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAASSSSSE!!!" "Sorry, Buster, but YOU ASKED FOR THAT!" I snapped, showing NO mercy [tho' I MIGHT shorten his "sentence" if Chibi gets TOO rough, noda--Don't want my 'Woogums maimed or killed, after all!] I left Kirby-Woogums in a snivelling huddle, whimpering to himself--"I doomed, I'M DOOMED!!!", and turned to Dobby-ku--who THREW himself around my knees and cried--"I'm sorry, I'M SORRY!! I KNOW I was a VERY BAD AND NAUGHTY BEAST to leer at your lovely BOOBIES, Stampers-Lady!" Eh, what could I DO, after THAT "compliment", noda! I rolled my eyes and getting him to loosen his grip [which WASN'T easy--thought I was gonna' need a CROW-BAR to pry him OFF of me!], I said disgustedly--"All right, ALL RIGHT! Yer' OFF teh hook, MOSTLY 'cuz ya' got a busted nose for yer' efforts, anyway! Now LET GO!!!" Now it was time to check on Mr. Crispin, who was sitting nearby, looking rather confused.......and in teh sunlight, kinda'........SPARKLEY...!? I looked down at MYSELF, and REMEMBERED just WHERE all teh glitter I had ALL OVER MY BODY had COME from, and made a "connection".......... OH. MY. LORD!!!!!!!!No WONDER Crispy kept going on about P-kitty having ORANGE HAIR!!!!!!!! To be Continued---- I sat down next to my "badly used" VA and asked, "Are YOU Okay? Want me to get you some gruel or sumthin'......?" My Favorite lil' Pet looked at me with unfocused eyes, and asked, "Uhhhhh.......Does that Peanutcat woman have ORANGE hair, Stampers? I can't seem-ta' remember......" WHAT could I say to teh po' Dear!? I mean, I KNOW he's strictly straight, noda, but HOW in teh HELL.......!? WAIT-a-minute! "Crispy, did you sneak a sip from MY drink, last night...?" He just nodded, rather wobbily..... Oh. THAT explains a LOT, that it DO! So........I LIED, ALL RIGHT!? I just didn't have teh HEART-ta' tell him who he REALLY "had a Good Time" with, no and DA! I guess I WON'T hafta' apologize to Schu, AFTER ALL, teh lil' German BUGGER!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ While Edward was recruited to fix both mine and Hina's cars, [Danny was asleep in teh back seat--I REALLY MUST ask him just WHAT we DID last night!!!] I left my VA's in teh Lobby with Jet to look after them--and sent Homura and teh kids out to teh parking lot for teh first ride home--while I collected any of teh rest of my people who hadn't walked home teh night before....... I think, looking back on it, that MAY have been a MISTAKE.........................! To be Continued...........By PEL!!! [GO for it, Peleia!!!!]
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Post by Peleia on Apr 8, 2005 0:17:06 GMT -5
Hey, that's a GREAT IDEA! Oh, HINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! P.S. Wish it was that easy to fix my REAL car door--teh lock's all messed up and I really CAN'T open it from outside--hafta' unlock teh passenger side door, then crawl across teh seat to open teh driver-side door from INSIDE....and, YES--It IS a PAIN! I hafta do teh exact same thing with my car! It IS a huge pain. Especially when it's pouring down rain. Unlock, dump my junk, crawl across to unlock teh other side, get out, go all teh way around, THEN get in. Grr.
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 8, 2005 0:26:37 GMT -5
Or you could always have Nyan Nyan take a shot at it... though I'm NOT being held responsible for anything SHE does to it... Exactly why I suggested Ed.
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