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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 21:40:13 GMT -5
Hina:
Aerrin:
Hina: Hey Aer-
Aerrin: no....:: hits her with another book ::
Honestly that took me like 5 minutes of repeating it to get it ^___^* I lose Hey! But at LEAST-ya' LIKED it!!! FETCH, Aerrin!
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 6, 2005 21:57:21 GMT -5
Pssssst! People! Go down to "Books" and have fun!
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 6, 2005 22:14:46 GMT -5
NOT-ta' Worry, Pel! Stampers managed-ta' "nab" THREE pairs fer' YA'! [Well, FOUR, actually, if ya' wanna' count Hina's....*tee, hee*] <--Hina ["WTF!? AERRIN!!!"] WTF indeed!! And here I thought Envy was teh only one I had to watch out for! :: clings to Aerrin and cries about teh horrible Stampers woman ::
Aerrin: I am NOT getting panties from ANYONE :: looks rather upset at haveing to even SAY teh word 'panties' ::
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 22:16:39 GMT -5
OKAY, all you peoples--I SEE how yer' tryin'-ta' "ruin" Stampers' FUN, but I'll FIX YOU!!!
YEAH!!! And yer' Lil' BISHIES, too!!!!
*BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!*
*cough, wheeze, choke....*Of COURSE, this Announcement by teh drunken, be-hormoned Stampers DOES cause a general PANIC, as ANYBODY with even half a Brain can see she's DEADLY SERIOUS, noda!!! However, in teh rather riotous melee following, she moves SPEEDILY ENOUGH to STILL GET A FEW " GOOD LICKS" IN while she has teh CHANCE!!! In a mere few seconds [Hormones makes Stampers move FAST, that they DO!!!] she manages to--- --grope Vash [which is WHY he's now hanging from one of teh stagelights a-gigglin' hysterically] Eh, so he's my Bro'-in-Law.....I'm STINKIN' DRUNK, Remember!!!?? --hug Kureno, turning him into his Zodiac form [Lookie! It's TWEETY-BIRD!!!] --compare "tushy pinchability" between Goyjo, Amon and Pip [Amon WINS, noda! Tho' I STILL prefer my Danny's hiney BEST!] --BITE Alucard [ "Hmmmm......I rather ENJOYED that!"] --give BOTH Legato AND Naraku a "tonguing" they won't SOON forget, noda! [Legato says in admiration--"She really MUST teach me THAT technique!"] --"adorn" Dee AND Ryo with a few NEW hickies [Ryo kept LAUGHING teh WHOLE time 'cuz he said it TICKLED!] --Oh, and just for "good measure", tickled Chichiri under teh chin and planted a BIG WET ONE on P-kitty's face!!! AND she stole Doc Hottie's undies! Then she set her sights on her REAL "PREY"!!!!! Doing a MARVELOUS impression of Team Rocket, Stampers pointed and BELLOWED-- "I CHOSE YOU, SCHU-BOY!!!!!!"And with a Xena Warrior Princess yell, she POUNCED on teh hapless German Assassin!!!!! Schu-- *eep!*To be Continued [if Schu survives, that is!] And teh MAYHEM continues!Now, you MAY be wondering where DANIEL is during all this, Right? Truth be told, he's been CLOSE on his Wife's Rampaging Trail teh whole time, but's she's been so "slippery", a-dodgin'-n'-a-weavin' like a drunken quarterback, that JUST as he thinks he's FINALLY gotten her cornered, she's suddenly "NOT THERE" and ALL he gets is some po' semi-abused Bishie in his arms, no DA! [Which gets a MITE embarrassing, ESPECIALLY when it's Legato! "Why, Danny-Boy--I didn't think you CARED, anymore!" *Yeep!*] When Daniel DOES finally catch up with Stampers, she's sitting on TOP of po' Schu [who's yelling things like, "Oh, GAWD in Heaven!", " SAVE ME, Pel!!!" and " MOMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!", ALL in German.......which is kinda' "odd", since he actually doesn't SPEAK German, except for teh bad words......!], has removed his shirt, and is workin' on teh zipper of his brown snake-skin pants--DAMN things are so TIGHT, teh zipper's STUCK!!! Daniel just BARELY manages to pull his Horny wife off of teh now weeping Assassin ["I don't WANNA' be shagged by that Ol' HAG!!!"], and DRAGS her bodily OUT of teh "carnage" she has caused [whimpering Bishies EVERYWHERE!], a-kickin'-n'-a-screamin' for ALL she's WORTH!!!!! As he passes by teh table where only a moment ago this whole rampage began [ALL teh men are hiding under teh table, and their various women are in "attack mode"--including Angela, who has "gone Dragon", JUST to be safe], Blond Spike bravely asks, "Is there anything I can do to help.....?" "No," replies Daniel, keeping a FIRM grip on his Pun'kin, in SPITE of all her struggling, "You better just stay outta' sight....I wouldn't wanna' be responsible for anything she might do to YOU in this state of mind! But THANKS for offering......" To be Continued---
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 22:20:08 GMT -5
WTF indeed!! And here I thought Envy was teh only one I had to watch out for! :: clings to Aerrin and cries about teh horrible Stampers woman ::
Aerrin: I am NOT getting panties from ANYONE :: looks rather upset at haveing to even SAY teh word 'panties' :: Awwww.......widdl' Aerrin-Boy is so CUTE when he's embarrassed! *struggles to reach him for a good SNOG!* Daniel [patiently hanging ON, for po' Aerrin's sake]: "Leave teh poor Errand Boy ALONE, Stampers!"
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 6, 2005 22:48:57 GMT -5
--grope Vash [which is WHY he's now hanging from one of teh stagelights a-gigglin' hysterically] Eh, so he's my Bro'-in-Law.....I'm STINKIN' DRUNK, Remember!!!?? Me seed THAT one coming... Now all we has to figure out how to get him down. He was fine until he came to his senses and now he's screaming because its "SCARY up here!" *looks down at Kureno and says in a sing-song voice* Do you feel like Chicken tonight? *is chased by a chicken-i-fied bishie* Guess he wasn't amused... Gojyo's and Pip's rears would be a bit boney from what I can tell... as would Knives'... they're just too SKINY to have much of anything back there. *Chichiri looks at me wide eyed sputtering halfsyllables* Me: HEy... I'm just like any other girl and can appreciate a good looking hiney as well as anyone else. But sometimes its best to just admire from a distance... HEY! You stole my idea! I wanted to bite him! That just sounded wrong didn't it? *pokes poor girlyfied monk* Is you okay over there hon? Stampers... I think you killeded him! He's not responding! Chichiri: *coming back to his senses* Eh... Emi... could you NOT poke me there, noda? Me: *notices I'm poking "Girly-chiri's" boob and hide my hands behind my back* Oopsie... sorry. Chichiri: *poofs back to normal and points at Stampers* She's scary, noda! lol... Poor Schu. And I thought I was good at that yell... but I never could pull off that mid-air flip as well as you stampers. Must be teh alcahol and aprhodesiac combination to make THAT possible.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 22:53:16 GMT -5
As Daniel drags Stampers out thru' teh Courtyard, and passes teh Pool, he yells to Hakkai [who's out there again and MISSED teh whole "Rampaging-Hormones Stampers" routine]--
"I'm gonna' be a WEE BIT....."occupied"...for teh night--can you send teh kids home with Homaru--he knows teh way back!"
Stampers' greedy eyes LIGHT UP when they see Hakkai! She tries-ta' make a BREAK FOR IT--
"MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!"
teh normally calm and unflustered Hakkai actually looks PANICKY for a moment, then slooooooowly BACKS AWAY to what he HOPES is a "safe" distance..........BEHIND Jet!
"All right, Mr. Saverem.....be CAREFUL!"
Daniel *Snorts* to himself--"A bit TOO LATE for THAT, I think!" and continues on his way........
To be Continued--
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Post by Peanutcat on Apr 6, 2005 23:01:03 GMT -5
As Daniel drags Stampers out thru' teh Courtyard, and passes teh Pool, he yells to Hakkai [who's out there again and MISSED teh whole "Rampaging-Hormones Stampers" routine]-- "I'm gonna' be a WEE BIT....."occupied"...for teh night--can you send teh kids home with Homaru--he knows teh way back!" Stampers' greedy eyes LIGHT UP when they see Hakkai! She tries-ta' make a BREAK FOR IT-- "MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!" teh normally calm and unflustered Hakkai actually looks PANICKY for a moment, then slooooooowly BACKS AWAY to what he HOPES is a "safe" distance..........BEHIND Jet! "All right, Mr. Saverem.....be CAREFUL!"Daniel *Snorts* to himself--"A bit TOO LATE for THAT, I think!" and continues on his way........ To be Continued-- Oh Lord! teh thought of Hakkai backing away from anything . . . . . . . . . .
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 23:07:49 GMT -5
Oh, you made me LAUGH, Emi-chan, THAT you DID!Me seed THAT one coming... Now all we has to figure out how to get him down. He was fine until he came to his senses and now he's screaming because its "SCARY up here!" Just pretend he's a pinata, noda! Emi-chan looks VERY FUNNY being pecked on teh head by a widdl' birdie! Good livin' and good lovin' have "plumped" me Hubby UP a bit, back there! Awwww.....Hojoun's JEALOUS! [Hmmmm........shoulda' "tested" HIS hiney, too, while I had teh chance!] LOL! Alucard, from just BEHIND Emi-chan-- "Did you REALLY!?"Geez! Musta' "overpowered" teh po' lil' monk with my HORMONES! Sorry.......... And AGAIN, LOL! [*In a sing-song manner--Chichiri has a purple heart!] TELL me about it! I'm scaring MYSELF, noda! Yep, I'd say it WAS! [Could NEVER do that SOBER!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 23:09:25 GMT -5
Oh Lord! teh thought of Hakkai backing away from anything . . . . . . . . . . Well, he AIN'T stupid, ya' KNOW!
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Post by Hina-chan on Apr 6, 2005 23:16:05 GMT -5
Awwww.......widdl' Aerrin-Boy is so CUTE when he's embarrassed! *struggles to reach him for a good SNOG!* Daniel [patiently hanging ON, for po' Aerrin's sake]: "Leave teh poor Errand Boy ALONE, Stampers!" Aerrin: Great! Now she's got EVERYBODY doing it!!
Hina: Oh, Erra-I mean Aerrin! I require a drink!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 23:21:35 GMT -5
As Daniel drags Stampers out thru' teh Courtyard, and passes teh Pool, he yells to Hakkai [who's out there again and MISSED teh whole "Rampaging-Hormones Stampers" routine]-- "I'm gonna' be a WEE BIT....."occupied"...for teh night--can you send teh kids home with Homaru--he knows teh way back!" Stampers' greedy eyes LIGHT UP when they see Hakkai! She tries-ta' make a BREAK FOR IT-- "MINE, MINE, MINE!!!!!" teh normally calm and unflustered Hakkai actually looks PANICKY for a moment, then slooooooowly BACKS AWAY to what he HOPES is a "safe" distance..........BEHIND Jet! "All right, Mr. Saverem.....be CAREFUL!"Daniel *Snorts* to himself--"A bit TOO LATE for THAT, I think!" and continues on his way........ To be Continued-- Sooooo........ Daniel FINALLY managed to get his Wife out to teh parking lot--- --AND teh DAMN CAR WAS MISSING!!!"I am SO gonna' KILL those VA's!" thinks Daniel to himself in disgust! While he ponders teh situation, Stampers starts-ta' unbutton his shirt--"Mmmmmmm.... MARIO!" she mutters huskily............. "No, Pun'kin, I'm NOT--*ACK!*" starts Danny, only to be "interrupted" by teh trails of tickly kisses down his chest! "I WONDER if I can get to teh Japanese Gardens BEFORE............!!!" he thinks in desperation-- They only made it to teh hydrangea bushes in teh Courtyard "park"--leaving a trail of clothing like breadcrumbs behind them................ [Thank GOD teh spot is FAR enough away from teh Pool that no one there even NOTICED!] Later, some "Aftermath"!
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 6, 2005 23:23:28 GMT -5
Just pretend he's a pinata, noda! Nah... I think Tama-neko has another idea. *watches as teh cat prowels among teh lighting as if stalking his prey when its in fact Vash* Ow... I'm... ow... sorry... I... *grabbing "Chicken boy" mid-peck* WILL YOU STOP THAT! Or I'm gonna make you regret it. I'm not gonna thing abou THAT one, noda... Awe... Me thinks you embarased him with that Jealous comment... Even though we ALL know its true... [that would have been a bit awkward since teh Monk was transformed at teh time... ] *trying NOT to act flustered... but fail* You WEREN'T supposed to HEAR that! Nah... I think its more that you tried to tickle him... I don't think anyone's tried that since he was a kid. That reminds me, I must find out if he's tickelish... Though I doubt it... teh Whole Girly-Chichiri thing was partially inspired by something in teh manga and partilly from Ranma... teh boob poking was a Ranma 1/2 refrence though... as was my earlier "look 'ma No water" statement. Leave it to a guy to not mind staring at OTHER people's boobs but once they are "girlyfied" they are so jumpy about people touching them...
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Post by lizardali on Apr 6, 2005 23:26:16 GMT -5
Honestly that took me like 5 minutes of repeating it to get it ^___^* I lose [/color][/quote] I just got it. Aerrin-boy... Ha ha ha...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 6, 2005 23:31:56 GMT -5
Nah... I think Tama-neko has another idea. *watches as teh cat prowels among teh lighting as if stalking his prey when its in fact Vash* *YIKES!* Po' Vash..... You could threaten to let Tama-neko "play" with him! *snicker* Doubt teh woulda' STOPPED me, under teh circumstances....... Uh...Ohhh...! Bet he'll be if YOU'RE teh on doin' teh ticklin', Emi-chan! And AGAIN you make me LAUGH!!! [Cogent observation, BTW...]
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