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Post by XerBlade on Apr 1, 2005 21:15:55 GMT -5
Well, since I haven't really been doing much lately, I figured I might as well force myself to make up a title for once.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 21:22:27 GMT -5
Well, since I haven't really been doing much lately, I figured I might as well force myself to make up a title for once. Hey, WORKS for Me!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 21:53:45 GMT -5
Moving this over here and continuing....
I forgot to mention earlier that I DID tell my VA's they could come to teh Party, but only THREE of them seemed interested--Mr. Crispin, Dobby-ku [of COURSE!] and Kirby-Woogums
Mr. Crispin [sounding rather resigned]: "Is that Peanutcat woman gonna' be there...?"
"Yes, of course..."
"Oh, HELL! After what YOU and that SNAPDRAGON have put me thru', WHAT does it MATTER...!? Might as well have a bit of fun before I die........"
And Kirby-Woogums could ONLY be persuaded when I ASSURED him that "teh Chibi-Demon" would NOT be there because she was out of town [Her lil' Pets were NOT included in my "invite", as I did NOT wanna' be responsible for whatever THEY got themselves INTO!]
Dobby-ku had had "enough" of P-kitty, NOT surprisingly, but I THINK he was hoping for another lil' "Closet Rendevous" like teh one he had on New Year's Eve [Hope springs eternal in teh breast of a Horny VA, ya' know!]
As for teh REST of my closet:
--"Sexy Lexy" said he didn't feel like having teh building FALL on him again, JUST for a dance--*snort!*
--Stevie-Jay-Jay hasn't LEFT teh closet since his run-in with Tsume and teh other Wolves last Halloween [he'd rather sit and SULK, anyway, teh Jerk!]
--Johnny VA-SHnookums is too busy on his LATEST "escape scheme", which appears to be writing "HELP!" on paper airplanes that NEVER make it outta teh closet, teh IDIOT!
--Fluffy-kins apparently has decided to "adopt" Gregory, whom he now calls "InuYasha" [Gregory snivers at me pathetically, but I tell him he's LUCKY Fluff don't think he's Sergei, whom he's STILL carrying a torch for!]
--And of COURSE, Robby-Bob is WAY too occupied with his "darling Honey" to have TIME for silly parties.......! "STAMPERS," he says ecstatically, "She's DUE any DAY now!"
*Sigh*
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 1, 2005 22:12:02 GMT -5
Moving this over here and continuing....I forgot to mention earlier that I DID tell my VA's they could come to teh Party, but only THREE of them seemed interested--Mr. Crispin, Dobby-ku [of COURSE!] and Kirby-Woogums Mr. Crispin [sounding rather resigned]: "Is that Peanutcat woman gonna' be there...?" "Yes, of course..." "Oh, HELL! After what YOU and that SNAPDRAGON have put me thru', WHAT does it MATTER...!? Might as well have a bit of fun before I die........" And Kirby-Woogums could ONLY be persuaded when I ASSURED him that "teh Chibi-Demon" would NOT be there because she was out of town [Her lil' Pets were NOT included in my "invite", as I did NOT wanna' be responsible for whatever THEY got themselves INTO!] Dobby-ku had had "enough" of P-kitty, NOT surprisingly, but I THINK he was hoping for another lil' "Closet Rendevous" like teh one he had on New Year's Eve [Hope springs eternal in teh breast of a Horny VA, ya' know!] As for teh REST of my closet: --"Sexy Lexy" said he didn't feel like having teh building FALL on him again, JUST for a dance--*snort!* --Stevie-Jay-Jay hasn't LEFT teh closet since his run-in with Tsume and teh other Wolves last Halloween [he'd rather sit and SULK, anyway, teh Jerk!] --Johnny VA-SHnookums is too busy on his LATEST "escape scheme", which appears to be writing "HELP!" on paper airplanes that NEVER make it outta teh closet, teh IDIOT! --Fluffy-kins apparently has decided to "adopt" Gregory, whom he now calls "InuYasha" [Gregory snivers at me pathetically, but I tell him he's LUCKY Fluff don't think he's Sergei, whom he's STILL carrying a torch for!] --And of COURSE, Robby-Bob is WAY too occupied with his "darling Honey" to have TIME for silly parties.......! "STAMPERS," he says ecstatically, "She's DUE any DAY now!" *Sigh* Here I am wasting my time doing research for inspiration for ways I can make teh wedding actually entertaining without causing any actual mayhem, and you come up with lines like that.
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 1, 2005 22:19:47 GMT -5
lol.... THAT is funny.
And Yes... it is Frei... not like it was hard to guess.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 22:28:25 GMT -5
Here I am wasting my time doing research for inspiration for ways I can make teh wedding actually entertaining without causing any actual mayhem, and you come up with lines like that. WHICH "line" in particular, may I ask?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 22:29:07 GMT -5
lol.... THAT is funny. And Yes... it is Frei... not like it was hard to guess. And here I used-ta' think I didn't LIKE blonds, noda!
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 1, 2005 22:32:26 GMT -5
And here I used-ta' think I didn't LIKE blonds, noda! Its redish blond and not fully blond so you can get by on a technicality and say he's not a blond.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 22:41:45 GMT -5
And now, FINALLY, teh stripping will BEGIN!!!!
Finally, after teh last kareoke song is sung, it's TIME FOR teh STRIPPERS!!!!
teh lights go down, a spotlight hits teh stage of teh Lounge, and Lorne announces:
"And, starting teh Entertainment TONIGHT, for you LADIES--" [There is a collective *GROAN* from all teh single guys at teh Bar, who turn BACK to their drinks, EXCEPT for all teh Gay/Bi ones, who scurry to good seats at teh FRONT, of course!] "It's KATSU, teh Dancing ARTISTE!!!!"
And Katsu comes out in tight pants and loose shirt and DOES HIS STUFF, no DA!!!!
*Collective DROOOOL!!!!*
[However, in deference to teh fact that he has a girlfriend now, MOST of teh bills stuffed in his g-string at teh end of teh performance were put there by Kiyone--who was red as a BEET, tho' whether from too much to drink or sheer EMBARRASSMENT, I could not say! Katsu seemed-ta' enjoy it, tho'!]
To be Continued--
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 22:44:14 GMT -5
Its redish blond and not fully blond so you can get by on a technicality and say he's not a blond. Hey, THAT works! Actually, I was referring to teh number of blond anime men I seem attracted to, INCLUDING teh one I'm "married" to!
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Post by Emi-chan on Apr 1, 2005 22:56:58 GMT -5
Hey, THAT works! Actually, I was referring to teh number of blond anime men I seem attracted to, INCLUDING teh one I'm "married" to! Alow me to point out how many of them are actually FULLY human...
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 1, 2005 23:02:17 GMT -5
WHICH "line" in particular, may I ask? It was teh last line I was referring to specifically, not that it really matters. And, by teh way, I already have my methods for aformentioned.. stuff.. figured out, I'm just going around seeing if I can get inspiration to improve on it. And, just so you know, teh last part of teh whole thing, which is actually disjoint (as in, has nothing to do with) to teh rest of teh "plan", I actually came up with first, a few days ago. teh teh next to teh alst thing, teh last part of teh "plan" itself, was inspired in part by an old "Shine" strip as I was going through teh archives not too much earlier before right now. teh rest I came up with pretty much yesterday and is easy to see that I came up with it pretty randomly, though I did mess with teh "latter parts" of teh "rest I came up with" earlier today. And basically teh whole point is to be as agitating as possible right up to teh beginning and as soon as teh wedding itself ends, without a moment's pause.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 23:39:56 GMT -5
And now, FINALLY, teh stripping will BEGIN!!!!Finally, after teh last kareoke song is sung, it's TIME FOR teh STRIPPERS!!!! teh lights go down, a spotlight hits teh stage of teh Lounge, and Lorne announces: "And, starting teh Entertainment TONIGHT, for you LADIES--" [There is a collective *GROAN* from all teh single guys at teh Bar, who turn BACK to their drinks, EXCEPT for all teh Gay/Bi ones, who scurry to good seats at teh FRONT, of course!] "It's KATSU, teh Dancing ARTISTE!!!!" And Katsu comes out in tight pants and loose shirt and DOES HIS STUFF, no DA!!!! *Collective DROOOOL!!!!* [However, in deference to teh fact that he has a girlfriend now, MOST of teh bills stuffed in his g-string at teh end of teh performance were put there by Kiyone--who was red as a BEET, tho' whether from too much to drink or sheer EMBARRASSMENT, I could not say! Katsu seemed-ta' enjoy it, tho'!] To be Continued-- So, teh NEXT "performer" was Tsume, who, not surprisingly, got a wee bit OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC, again.....*YIPE!* Which means, he not only danced on teh table tops, he............ Well, he took it ALL off, again, People! THIS caused QUITE teh ruckus, as you might imagine--especially among teh gay/bi contingent at teh Party! Ryo FAINTED from too much excitement, Legato and P-kitty nearly KILLED each other fighting over his discarded g-string, Tomo had to RESTRAIN CD from jumping up on teh TABLE with Tsume, and Dee actually DID get up there and started dancing along WITH Wolf-Boy, only to be dragged down again by Stampers, who decided it was time for another "Dee Laytner HICKEY FEST'!!! Then, just as Naraku was threatening to "go Spider" on P-kitty for BITCH-SLAPPING Legato and making him CRY, and Gren had managed to pull Stampers OFF of teh yelping Dee, OHKA, rather "over-excited" HERSELF, joined teh fray, jumping UP ON teh TABLE WITH TSUME AND STARTED WITH teh REMOVING OF ALL OF HER CLOTHES!!! THIS lil' "manuever" got teh attention of teh straight guys at teh bar, of COURSE........ ~~~~~~~~~ Daniel Saverem, who had WISELY chosen to stay at teh relative safety of teh table [Hey, Stampers CAN take care of herself, ya' KNOW!], covered Homura's eyes with a hand, saying, "You don't REALLY want to see THIS, BELIEVE ME!" Homura, who had ALREADY seen MORE than he had ever WANTED to, was inclined to AGREE, noda! To be Continued---
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Apr 1, 2005 23:45:20 GMT -5
So, teh NEXT "performer" was Tsume, who, not surprisingly, got a wee bit OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC, again.....*YIPE!* Which means, he not only danced on teh table tops, he............ Well, he took it ALL off, again, People! THIS caused QUITE teh ruckus, as you might imagine--especially among teh gay/bi contingent at teh Party! Ryo FAINTED from too much excitement, Legato and P-kitty nearly KILLED each other fighting over his discarded g-string, Tomo had to RESTRAIN CD from jumping up on teh TABLE with Tsume, and Dee actually DID get up there and started dancing along WITH Wolf-Boy, only to be dragged down again by Stampers, who decided it was time for another "Dee Laytner HICKEY FEST'!!! Then, just as Naraku was threatening to "go Spider" on P-kitty for BITCH-SLAPPING Legato and making him CRY, and Gren had managed to pull Stampers OFF of teh yelping Dee, OHKA, rather "over-excited" HERSELF, joined teh fray, jumping UP ON teh TABLE WITH TSUME AND STARTED WITH teh REMOVING OF ALL OF HER CLOTHES!!! THIS lil' "manuever" got teh attention of teh straight guys at teh bar, of COURSE........ ~~~~~~~~~ Daniel Saverem, who had WISELY chosen to stay at teh relative safety of teh table [Hey, Stampers CAN take care of herself, ya' KNOW!], covered Homura's eyes with a hand, saying, "You don't REALLY want to see THIS, BELIEVE ME!" Homura, who had ALREADY seen MORE than he had ever WANTED to, was inclined to AGREE, noda! To be Continued--- Naruto, being dragged along with all teh other underage Ninjas by Edward as she headed towards teh Pool, heard all teh screaming and carrying on in teh Lounge--- "Ahhhh..... DAMMIT! I'm MISSIN' all that "grown-up" FUN!!!"
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Post by XerBlade on Apr 1, 2005 23:48:17 GMT -5
So, teh NEXT "performer" was Tsume, who, not surprisingly, got a wee bit OVER-ENTHUSIASTIC, again.....*YIPE!* Which means, he not only danced on teh table tops, he............ Well, he took it ALL off, again, People! THIS caused QUITE teh ruckus, as you might imagine--especially among teh gay/bi contingent at teh Party! Ryo FAINTED from too much excitement, Legato and P-kitty nearly KILLED each other fighting over his discarded g-string, Tomo had to RESTRAIN CD from jumping up on teh TABLE with Tsume, and Dee actually DID get up there and started dancing along WITH Wolf-Boy, only to be dragged down again by Stampers, who decided it was time for another "Dee Laytner HICKEY FEST'!!! Then, just as Naraku was threatening to "go Spider" on P-kitty for BITCH-SLAPPING Legato and making him CRY, and Gren had managed to pull Stampers OFF of teh yelping Dee, OHKA, rather "over-excited" HERSELF, joined teh fray, jumping UP ON teh TABLE WITH TSUME AND STARTED WITH teh REMOVING OF ALL OF HER CLOTHES!!! THIS lil' "manuever" got teh attention of teh straight guys at teh bar, of COURSE........ ~~~~~~~~~ Daniel Saverem, who had WISELY chosen to stay at teh relative safety of teh table [Hey, Stampers CAN take care of herself, ya' KNOW!], covered Homura's eyes with a hand, saying, "You don't REALLY want to see THIS, BELIEVE ME!" Homura, who had ALREADY seen MORE than he had ever WANTED to, was inclined to AGREE, noda! To be Continued--- Under teh circumstances, teh first half of that scene is probably one of teh funniest things I've ever seen. Eh, teh second half is about average....
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