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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 21:33:05 GMT -5
Hmmm. Hm. Hm. Hm. I don't think I would say 'shouldn't', necessarily. Hmmm. I think it would be kind of.....interesting. Ack! See! This is what I'm saying about teh mind-fuck of a fanfiction I just read! It's doing weird things to my thought processes..... (I think I know how Emi feels when she's in one of her random moods.) I think I should go before I embarrass myself.... (Me: *smacks Schu upside teh head* Damn it! Why do you hafta be such a crazy mind-fuck of a character, HUH?... Schu: ...... Me: ...so that people write such mind-fuck fanfiction about you, and put me in weird fucking mood, and I can't focus on schoolwork, and I start swearing all over teh place....and I think I need a NAP!!*smacks him again, stomps off to take a nap and have weird dreams* Schu:...... oro?) Pel--Calm down, take a DEEP BREATH--and then just take Schu teh way YOU WANNA' SEE HIM, okay!? [That IS teh main purpose of this RPG, remember......!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 21:37:19 GMT -5
... His power *oh wait, this might be a spoiler* comes initially from absorbing blood into his sand. He probably has a strong stomach. That may be true, but have you ever READ teh ingredients list on a box of VA Treats!? "Beaks and claws, spam "by-products", fish-heads [with teh eyes still IN them!], soy meal, soy oil, soy milk, soy-soy, soy by-products..........." *YECCH!!!* I can't read any more--I gotta' PUKE!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 21:39:12 GMT -5
Now why would anyone wanna do that to you? HEY!Put Xer's r-e-d back!!!!
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Post by Peleia on Feb 21, 2005 21:47:14 GMT -5
Okay, It MIGHT get mentioned in "Reloaded", but I'm PRETTY SURE this lil' "detail" WAS NOT mentioned in teh anime, and since I INTRODUCED HER [and I HAVEN'T read teh manga], I SAY SHE'S A GODDESS!!!!! *SNORT!!!* [Otherwise, this just FUCKS UP everything I was planning to do, Okay!?] Eep! Sorry if that's bad news! But it shouldn't mess things up too badly, should it? I mean, that's kinda teh point.....s/he's fully 'equiped' to handle any and all situations! But I'm serious, what I said before. I think that'd be kind of neat! (*still feeling a bit vulgar*) (*runs away before stampers smacks her*)
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 21:51:42 GMT -5
Eep! Sorry if that's bad news! But it shouldn't mess things up too badly, should it? I mean, that's kinda teh point.....s/he's fully 'equiped' to handle any and all situations! But I'm serious, what I said before. I think that'd be kind of neat! (*still feeling a bit vulgar*) (*runs away before stampers smacks her*) Eh, maybe--but in all honesty, Pel--I'm just not in teh mood.......
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Post by Peleia on Feb 21, 2005 22:01:05 GMT -5
Eh, maybe--but in all honesty, Pel--I'm just not in teh mood....... Ok, I'm done being hyper now. *hugs for stampers*
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 22:06:37 GMT -5
Well, I'll be DARNED! I can't believe what's HAPPENED since that DAMN lil' rupert got up Robby-Bob's pant-leg, noda!
I mean, it was BAD ENOUGH that I hadn't had a chance to "initiate" my lil' "prize", but THEN that STUPID LIL' HAIRBALL steals his HEART, too!!! You see, it seems Robby-Bob has FALLEN IN LO-VE with teh nasty lil' thing, and now I can't get NEAR HIM without being SNARLED AT [by teh rupert, NOT Robby-Bob!]
Oh, and teh rupert--which Robby-Bob calls "HONEY", of all things!--apparently is PREGNANT!!!!
So, not ONLY does Robby-Bob now want me to find a priest who will MARRY them [suppose I can get Wolfwood to do it?], but NOW we're gonna' have a virtual rupert POPULATION EXPLOSION!!!!
And if ANY of them LOOK like Robby-Bob, I'm just gonna' DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by XerBlade on Feb 21, 2005 22:18:17 GMT -5
Now why would anyone wanna do that to you? All right, who's teh fucking bitch responsible for this one?!
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Post by Peleia on Feb 21, 2005 22:31:09 GMT -5
All right, who's teh fucking bitch responsible for this one?! Uh oh. Ok, c'mon Schu. Back to teh basement....
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 22:46:36 GMT -5
Once back in Hell, Shishio found his Faithful Yumi and presented to her what was NOW a rather leaky and slighty charr-ed box o' hot FUDGE........[TRUTH IS, he coulda' given her a Lump of Coal, and she STILL woulda' been THRILLED!--it wasn't teh GIFT that made teh difference, it was teh FACT he had MADE teh EFFORT, No DA!!!]
Shishio [looking a bit sheepish, if ya' can IMAGINE!]: "HERE! This is for you, ["Sweet Nothing" **CENSOR-ED!** 'cuz Shishio would KILL me for revealing it!!!!!]....."
Yumi [who is teh ONLY person who can hug him and NOT get BURNED!]: "OH, Makuto! You're SUCH a DEAR!!!!"
Annnnnnd.........Shishio DID get his "vacation", if ya' KNOW what I MEAN, noda! [Just don't make me PICTURE that--PLEASE!!!!]
Oh, and if yer' wonderin' what SHE got for HIM for Valentine's Day, Welllllllllll..............
Daniel is reading teh newspaper when his Wife, Stampers, comes in teh front door SOAKING WET, even tho' there hasn't been a DROP of rain all day! She *SLAMS* teh door shut behind her, then peeks back out a window as if she expected teh cops to be on her tail or something........!
Daniel [wondering just WHAT his Pun'kin has done NOW!]: "Um......Is there a problem, Dear......?"
Stampers jerks around and looks at him WILD-EYED and "slightly" PANICKED!!!!!
"Danny, I don't know just WHAT teh HELL is goin' ON, But I SWEAR there's a lil' black rain-cloud out there that just keeps FOLLOWIN' ME AROUND whenever I step out teh door, and teh minute I DO, It RAINS ALL OVER ME--and JUST ME!!!!!!!!!
I understand that Shishio Makuto is STILL LAUGHING, teh Rat!!!!
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Post by Emi-chan on Feb 21, 2005 23:19:16 GMT -5
All right, who's teh fucking bitch responsible for this one?! I did! *strikes superman-ish pose* ;D
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Post by XerBlade on Feb 21, 2005 23:21:18 GMT -5
I did! *strikes superman-ish pose* ;D ....
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Post by Emi-chan on Feb 21, 2005 23:24:52 GMT -5
No... wait... I think I read that wrong.... You said "Fucking Bitch." I'm just a bitch, not a Fucking bitch... so I couldn't have done it... But really, pink is SOO your color Xer.
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Post by XerBlade on Feb 21, 2005 23:26:23 GMT -5
No... wait... I think I read that wrong.... You said "Fucking Bitch." I'm just a bitch, not a Fucking bitch... so I couldn't have done it... But really, pink is SOO your color Xer. I am most certainly not amused. Which teh dots were supposed to convey.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 21, 2005 23:31:58 GMT -5
Mercy was now standing next to Daniel's chair [HOW had she gotten there!?], bending down to look him teh eye [AND giving him MORE than ample view of her AMPLE cleavage *Gulp!*], and he started to stand up, trying to get hold of teh situation--AND himself, noda!-- "I THINK there's been a MISUNDERTANDING, Merciful Goddess--" he began, but was interrupted by her stroking teh side of his jaw with one hand, saying-- "Oh, I think you "understand" well ENOUGH, Sweet Daniel! Even at 250 years you're "young" by MY standards, but you can't POSSIBLY be THAT naive...!" With one long well-manicur-ed forefinger she gave him a "gentle" push in teh center of his chest [MY, wasn't his little Plant heart beating WILDLY!?], which sent him back into his chair with a slight *Oomf!*, and Daniel realized with a sinking feeling that if this were to become any sorta'......er..."wrestling match"....*ahem*, even HIS strength was no real match for HERS [She IS a Goddess, after all] "B-b-b-but, but......" he stutter-ed, swallowing hard as she leaned even FARTHER forward with teh rather obvious intention of KISSING him!!!! Just trying to get away, Daniel leaned back in his chair, his eyes wide with a plea for HELP (!!!!) [He didn't NEED more "Mercy" right now, Thank You!!!] He had NO idea how it all "happened", really, except he MUST have leaned back too FAR in his effort at "escape", because....... ......teh chair tipped backwards, taking Daniel WITH it, JUST as Mercy's lips pressed against his, causing her to lose HER balance as he CRASHED to teh floor, taking teh Merciful One along with HIM-- --and teh NEXT thing he knew, Daniel K. Saverem was FLAT on his BACK on teh floor-- --and teh Merciful Goddess was now sitting ASTRADDLE him in a MOST awkward and embarrassing manner!!!!! [NOT-ta' mention "suggestive", noda!] "Ooooh, DANNY!" she gushed with a HUGE smile--"If you were THAT EAGER, you should have SAID SO from teh START, You Handsome Creature, You!!!" Daniel *GROANED* and put a hand to his face, saying, "Will you PLEASE get OFF of me, Merciful Goddess!?" "Oh, do you PREFER to be teh one on top!?" she smirked, "How utterly QUAINT of you!" --And she bent down and planted a VERY "deep" kiss on his mouth, causing Daniel to utter a *grunt* of ALARM!!!! .........And, of COURSE, right at THIS most "telling" moment-- --Stampers walked in...... ![Oh, God!]To be Continued? From his position on teh floor, all Daniel could see of his Wife was her shoes, but he KNEW it was her--it just HAD to be, of course! He put his hand over his eyes and mutter-ed, "I'm DOOMED!" with a *Sigh* ["I just hope she makes it QUICK and not TOO painful........!"] he thought, and waited for ALL HELL TO BREAK LOOSE!!!! Stampers just star-ed at teh "naughty" lil' tableau in front of her for a moment, then politely clear-ed her throat and said to teh NOT-so-Merciful Goddess-- "EX- CUSE Me, Merciful One, but do you think you could "remove" yourself from teh vicinity of my Husband's "loins", Before-- I KICK YOUR SWEET GODLY ASS STRAIGHT BACK TO BUDDHIST HEAVEN!!!!!!!!??"
*SNORT!*Needless to say, teh Merciful Goddess "removed" herself, rah-ther hastily, I might add
However, "Mercy" DID take one last moment to stroke teh inside of Daniel's thigh lasciviously as she got up--which made him *wince*, teh po' thing! "Well, maybe some OTHER time, then Danny-Boy," she simper-ed, "You know, AFTER you're a Widower.....?"
Daniel just *Groaned* at teh thought of "what" he had to look forward to.......
As she passed teh still GLARING Stampers, Mercy paused a moment to say with a saucy *wink*, "That's QUITE teh Man you have there, Stampers Saverem....!"
Stampers just smiled a bit and answer-ed, "I know.......and he's ALL Mine, REMEMBER, O "Merciful" One......!"
Mercy just laughed, and saunter-ed away--she hadn't had THIS much fun since teh last time she had "tormented" Sanzo!
To be Continued---
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