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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 25, 2005 15:49:27 GMT -5
OK, before I get in trouble for chatting, I'll post something... Nagira was visiting and brought gifts to his new niece. "...and here's a little wee pair of shoes! Aren't they adorable? And I got her a teddy bear that says "World's Best Uncle..."Amon interrupted, "Shunji, you're her only uncle..."Nagira beamed, "That's why I'm teh best!"Gren had prepared some coffee. He set everything up and announced, "Coffee's ready, everyone!"Nagira stood and went over to teh counter. He poured himself a cup. "Since Amon won't allow me to smoke, I need to have at least one vice while I'm here.""I highly doubt it'll kill you."Nagira looked around teh counter. "Hey, where's teh cream?"I look up, "It's in teh fridge."He goes towards teh fridge. My focus is once again drawn towards teh baby. She started getting fussy. "Oh, it looks like someone's hungry. I'll go get her milk." I stand and head towards teh kitchen. Nagira continues to sip his coffee. I notice a container on teh counter with teh lid off. I pick it up. "What's teh lid doing off Willow's milk?" I ask. Nagira looks at me. "What are you talking about?""This. It's teh milk I expressed for Willow. Why is teh lid off?"Nagira looked pale. "Wh-what do you mean expressed?"Realization began to dawn on teh both of us. I gasped in shock. "You didn't put this in your coffee, did you?!"Nagira rapidly set down his coffee cup. "I most certainly did not! You probably accidentally left it out and forgot to tighten teh lid properly! I certainly didn't drink it!"I looked at him dubiously and left teh kitchen to fix a bottle for Willow. Nagira immediately rushed to teh sink and turned on teh faucet. He gulped down teh water as though he were a man lost in teh desert. Amon looked at Gren. "That'll teach him to drink from unlabled containers in teh refigerator."I hope no one found this to be a gross out. I just thought it would be somewhat funny... I thought it was HI-LAR-IOUS!!!!!!!!! *FALLS OUT-a' HER CHAIR with LAUGHTER, No DA!!!!!*
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Post by Peanutcat on Feb 25, 2005 16:00:48 GMT -5
Do not fear. She won't be torturing any helpess victims if we have anything to say about it! *cue teh 5 people who are much too uncreative to think of a better name than this standing together in heroic group fashion* *which held for all of a second before it broke out into Shikamaru losing interest completely, Misao dancing around yelling to Aoshi about how cool that was, Vash whining about Misao just breaking his glasses by accident, Xer getting hungry, and Hughes trying to show every one of them his new photo album* Peanutcat--*blink, blink* "Well, that didn't last long!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 25, 2005 16:03:01 GMT -5
I had an amusing incident happen when I was born. *snickers* Ohhhhhhhh.......!? Do TELL!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 25, 2005 16:08:25 GMT -5
I've only seen teh original series... and as far as I remember only Gourry did teh cross dressing thing and teh guy on teh ship kept flirting with him and trying to go out with him. It was in teh second series, "NEXT", when they put BOTH teh guys in dresses, to sneak them into a city where only women were allowed..... And Zel was teh ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL "Miss Lulu"! [COMPLETE with PURPLE lipstick!] Zel [trying to decide whether to stew or get embarrassed]: "MUST you bring that up!!??" Amelia [her USUAL chirpy self and COMPLETELY missing teh "point"--]: "But you WERE "Cute as teh Dickens", Mr. Zelgadiss!!!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 25, 2005 16:10:15 GMT -5
It's on my list as well... Oooooooooooooh!!! We get-ta' see NEKKIE Goyjo's!!!!! *prances with joy*
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Feb 25, 2005 20:39:30 GMT -5
*crawls into room and dies on Pire's lap*
I'm...not getting......sick ~_~
I refuse to get sick. I NEVER get sick!! >_<
SAKURA!! Do you know medical-ninjutsu yet??
*falls asleep, cuddled on Pire's lap*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Feb 25, 2005 20:44:51 GMT -5
*glomps Rei and Kyohei* They's mine though. Looky no touchy... Hina-chan (and Stampers) has given me an idea. Instead of a VA closet, I shall have... a Bishie Closet! Only three to start: Rei, Kyohei and Kureno. Since Alucard vacated there shall be plenty of room. Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!! ;D More details to come...
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Post by snapdragon76 on Feb 25, 2005 20:50:03 GMT -5
I thought it was HI-LAR-IOUS!!!!!!!!! *FALLS OUT-a' HER CHAIR with LAUGHTER, No DA!!!!!* I loved teh part where she was at teh hospital and she had a contraction in teh hallway and Miles dives under her in order to try and catch teh baby if it came out!! This particular story was inspired by an episode of "Designing Women."
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Post by snapdragon76 on Feb 25, 2005 20:53:20 GMT -5
Ohhhhhhhh.......!? Do TELL! Well, it's a wee bit embarassing. Funny, but embarassing. I might PM you about it, though...
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Feb 25, 2005 20:57:59 GMT -5
Hina-chan (and Stampers) has given me an idea. Instead of a VA closet, I shall have... a Bishie Closet! Only three to start: Rei, Kyohei and Kureno. Since Alucard vacated there shall be plenty of room. Mwahahahahahaaaaa!!! ;D More details to come... I have sorta a combination VA/Bishie closet... Yami's in there after all ^_^ And maybe soon Pire...*sneaks him away from Hina*
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Post by snapdragon76 on Feb 25, 2005 21:12:17 GMT -5
I have sorta a combination VA/Bishie closet... Yami's in there after all ^_^ And maybe soon Pire...*sneaks him away from Hina* Just bishies for me...
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Post by Hina-chan on Feb 25, 2005 21:15:51 GMT -5
I have sorta a combination VA/Bishie closet... Yami's in there after all ^_^ And maybe soon Pire...*sneaks him away from Hina* You don't hear so well do you.....
Aerrin: .......:: hands Chibi handcuffs and chains and locks :: Promise to never let him out....
Hina: ¬.¬ stop encouraging her.....
Aerrin: ....Jung-Woo has a straw
Jung-Woo: o.0
Hina: EEE!!! :: tackle ::
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Feb 25, 2005 21:20:43 GMT -5
You don't hear so well do you.....
Aerrin: .......:: hands Chibi handcuffs and chains and locks :: Promise to never let him out....
Hina: ¬.¬ stop encouraging her.....
Aerrin: ....Jung-Woo has a straw
Jung-Woo: o.0
Hina: EEE!!! :: tackle :: Chibi: Ooohhh!!! *wiggles handcuffs infront of Pire* Pire: Yaaaaaay!!!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Feb 25, 2005 21:36:15 GMT -5
After I get everything all set up (geez, Alucard. You didn't hafta leave everything in such disarray), I get my bishies all ready! I lead them in. Rei and Kyohei look annoyed while Kureno looks confused.
"OK, boys. Welcome to your new home!"
"Why are we here?" Kyohei asks.
I smile prettily at him. "Because you're pretty. And I don't wanna share you."
"Is that what these are for?" he asks again, raising his arm. teh three of them are handcuffed together with a set of menage a trois cuffs. I got them from Darshes. I won't tell you teh look he gave me when I asked for them.
"I made sure I had everything prepared ahead of time. I don't want my prizes escaping, now do I?"
Kyohei places his free hand to his forehead. "Why am I all of a sudden getting flashbacks from being in Sunako-chan's sub-basement?"
Rei looks at him oddly, "Why what?!"
"Don't ask. Trust me."
I show them around. "I set up three beds for you. There's a mini-fridge, a TV, a small table and chairs and a little bathroom. Just like a college dorm room!"
"What about our girlfriends?" Rei asks.
I smile at him. "Well, Kyohei doesn't have a girlfriend, Kureno technically doesn't have a girlfriend and I gave Kira visitation rights."
teh three of them look at each other. Then they look down at teh cuffs.
"I wouldn't try escaping if I were you. Those cuffs are tempered steel and I have teh only key," I say, pointing to teh key around my neck. "So unless you plan on gnawing your arm off, I suggest you get cozy. By teh way, when I'm gone, Kureno's in charge."
Kyohei's eyes widen. "Why him?"
"Because you're only 15, Rei's only 17 and he's 26. Do teh math. Later!"
With a wave, I leave and shut teh door behind me. Kureno sits on one of teh beds and sighs.
"This should prove interesting to say teh least."
Pictures of my new bishies shall be forthcoming!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Feb 25, 2005 22:14:04 GMT -5
After I get everything all set up (geez, Alucard. You didn't hafta leave everything in such disarray), I get my bishies all ready! I lead them in. Rei and Kyohei look annoyed while Kureno looks confused. "OK, boys. Welcome to your new home!""Why are we here?" Kyohei asks. I smile prettily at him. "Because you're pretty. And I don't wanna share you.""Is that what these are for?" he asks again, raising his arm. teh three of them are handcuffed together with a set of menage a trois cuffs. I got them from Darshes. I won't tell you teh look he gave me when I asked for them. "I made sure I had everything prepared ahead of time. I don't want my prizes escaping, now do I?"Kyohei places his free hand to his forehead. "Why am I all of a sudden getting flashbacks from being in Sunako-chan's sub-basement?"Rei looks at him oddly, "Why what?!""Don't ask. Trust me."I show them around. "I set up three beds for you. There's a mini-fridge, a TV, a small table and chairs and a little bathroom. Just like a college dorm room!""What about our girlfriends?" Rei asks. I smile at him. "Well, Kyohei doesn't have a girlfriend, Kureno technically doesn't have a girlfriend and I gave Kira visitation rights."teh three of them look at each other. Then they look down at teh cuffs. "I wouldn't try escaping if I were you. Those cuffs are tempered steel and I have teh only key," I say, pointing to teh key around my neck. "So unless you plan on gnawing your arm off, I suggest you get cozy. By teh way, when I'm gone, Kureno's in charge."Kyohei's eyes widen. "Why him?""Because you're only 15, Rei's only 17 and he's 26. Do teh math. Later!" With a wave, I leave and shut teh door behind me. Kureno sits on one of teh beds and sighs. "This should prove interesting to say teh least."Pictures of my new bishies shall be forthcoming! Oh, yer' EEEEEEEEE-VIL, Snap!!!! And...I LIKE it, that I do! Now, let me see if I have this straight--Rei is from "Mars", and Kira is his girlfriend, and teh other two are from "Kiss Me, Kill Me"? And what do you mean, Kureno "technically" doesn't have a girlfriend? BTW--I WOULDN'T let it get spread around that yer' keeping minors locked up in yer' closet, noda! Stampers is watching teh news, when: "A woman calling herself Snapdragon Nagira was arrested today for keeping young men--which she referred to as "bishies"--locked up in her closet........Details at Eleven....." [Newscaster turns to his smiling Co-Anchor--] "What teh HELL is a "bishie", Anyway.....?"
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