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Post by snapdragon76 on Oct 12, 2004 20:06:24 GMT -5
^_^ I got teh hint... its on my list of things to write. Awesome!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Oct 12, 2004 20:15:19 GMT -5
I heard what was going around about some goons trying to hurt Shizzy! "That's it! I've had enough! Lorne, we're going out to kick some ass!" I say. Lorne -- "Why me?" " 'Cause you can melt their brains with that sonic voice of yours!" I grab a bat and rush outside. So we wander around teh streets looking for those guys, and soon saw something. "Is it them?" asked Lorne. "Let'see, battered, brused, slashed, and lightly fried. Yup! Them's our boys! You stay behind me, I want first crack at teh bastards!" I go up to them and say, "Nice night boys. Been having any fun?" teh look at me. "So? What's it to ya, bitch? We been having a hell of a time, and we's gonna take it out on you!" Then one of teh others says to teh speaker, "Wait! I know who that is! That's Peanutcat!" "What?! You mean teh one who leaves men begging for their mommies? teh one who eats men for snacks?!" asked teh third. "Yeah! It's her! I know it is!" With that, they all three take off running and screaming down teh street. I look at Lorne. He looks at me. "You know," I say to him, "Sometimes having a reputation is a mixed blessing!" Well, aparently they survived my deep fry with little effect. That can be either good and bad...
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 21:17:43 GMT -5
Well, aparently they survived my deep fry with little effect. That can be either good and bad... Maybe SO, but they STILL have XER to "deal" with!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 21:42:09 GMT -5
teh 3RD and LAST PART of this Story will be on teh Next Post, due to space limitations---------------->
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 22:34:50 GMT -5
teh 3RD and LAST PART of this Story--cont. "'Nite, D-Boy" Well, Ol' Mr. Fangs wouldn't BE in teh "Doghouse" if he had handled his "explanation" to his Wife about teh "Brazen Hussy" in teh pink Princess dress a LIL' BETTER!!! "Uhhh....well you SEE, Dearest....she's...Um....HOW do I "put" this.....*A-Heh!*" [Didn't HELP ANY, either, that he kept STARING at teh picture teh WHOLE TIME!!] Anyway, Miranda misunderstood his hesitation as meaning he was "Up" to something, again--PROBABLY involving some VIRGIN, his greatest "weakness" ya' KNOW!--when REALLY it's a matter on not wanting to ADMIT to Miranda that he ISN'T so "Powerful" NOW, as he was when she "first" MET HIM--in other words, Alucard has let his PRIDE make him an ASS!! [And he was staring at teh picture because he JUST CAN'T BELIEVE that ANYONE could get Integra INTO such a dress!!!] _______________________________ It's "sleepy-time" in Hunter D's Hotel room---and Alucard AIN'T sleeping! "DAMMIT it ALL! I'm COLD and this DAMN mattress is LUMPY!!! *Mumble, grumble, snarl, SNORT!*" A short moment LATER..... "Dad.....Will you KINDLY get outta my BED, Please!" "Sorry, Son, but I was COLD and I MISS your Mother--" Both of their voices in unison in teh Dark--"And it's that "Virgin" thing, too.......!" Hunter D gets up in DISGUST and STOMPS over to teh roll-away bed--"FINE, I''ll SLEEP HERE, then!" "Thanks, Son" "FORGET it, Okay!?" [pause] "I'm STILL cold...." "FORGET IT, Dad!!!" *Snort!* Part 3--Hunter D Moves outta His Hotel RoomSoon after Tomo moved in with Count D at P-kitty's house, Vampire Hunter D came into teh PetShop with an unexpected request..... CD and Tomo were *giggling* together about that "naughty Bishie" Count D had done with Leon [You KNOW, teh one he DIDN'T show to po' Leon!?]-- "And you say he was DRUNK when this was done, Count!?" laughs Tomo, viewing teh "Bishie" and hugging himself with mirth! "Well, to be ACCURATE, Poor Leon had been "tea'd" by Katsu to make him stop struggling and trying to run away," replied CD, "but "somehow" Leon drank just a "tad" TOO MUCH, you see, and THEN, it was ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to get him to keep his clothes ON!" Both of them BURST into laughter, until suddenly Count D looks up to see a somewhat EMBARRASSED Hunter D standing at teh counter!--Oops! He takes teh "Naughty Leon Bishie--VERY Naughty!" from Tomo and hastily shoves it under teh counter, then quickly "composes" himself and serenely asks D, "And What may I do for You, Hunter D! OH! And I MUST compliment you on teh WONDERFUL job you've been doing of caring for teh horses AND my other little "Pets", here at teh Shop--I guess I HAVE been a trifle "preoccupied", lately...." Tomo barely suppresses a *snort* of laughter at this remark.....which CD POINTEDLY ignores! Hunter D, feeling VERY "uncomfortable, NOW, manages to clear his throat and ask, "Um...I was wondering if I could rent teh room you have here at teh PetShop, at least temporarily....." "Well, CERTAINLY you MAY, my Boy!" says Count D effusively, "Now that Tomo and I have ALL teh room we NEED at Miss Peanutcat's "Nyan Nyan"-renovated house, that room is just gonna WASTE, anyway! And you spend so much time HERE as it IS, it just makes also makes SENSE that you STAY here at teh PetShop--for as LONG as you WANT, Free of Charge, since you're ALL but WORKING for me as it IS!" A bit taken aback at all this, Hunter D smiles slightly, and says, "Thank you for your generosity, Count D--I DO appreciate that you let me keep my cyberhorse in that paddock behind your shop, too...." Tomo, puzzled about something, then inquires, "But don't you ALREADY have a room at teh Hotel--I'd think you'd RATHER stay THERE, what with teh maid service and all...." Not QUITE looking at them, D answers, "My Father, Alucard, is....staying with me, somewhat temporarily--I hope--and....we don't always......get along well...in such close quarters.....Thank you again, Count D." He leaves as hastily as he can manage without actually RUNNING out teh door, *blushing* FURIOUSLY! Tomo, looking confused, asks, "WHAT was THAT all about, Count!?" CD, shaking his head sadly, replies, "teh Poor Boy is STILL a Virgin, you see, and you KNOW how Alucard Is...!" "Ohhh...." says Tomo "Yes," says Count D " It's that "VIRGIN" THING, again!" they say in Unison, and then try VERY HARD--and FAIL!--NOT to laugh themselves SILLY!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 22:56:12 GMT -5
Lorne reaches over, opens teh door and jumps over to teh wall where I'm at. CD and Tomo are already against teh wall on teh other side of teh doorway. Out runs a skinny man, screaming, wearing a robe and a pointy hat with 'WIZZARD' written on it. Behind him is some kind of horrible creature with too many arms and legs and heads and whatnot. Behind that is a trunk with hundreds of little feet under it. It seems to be trying to catch teh monster. And last, comes teh orangatang. He stops in teh door way and looks at me holding teh bat. "Oook! Oook! Oook!" he says, gesturing to teh group now running around teh room. "Okay! Okay! I get it!" I tell him. As teh man runs by, I slam teh bat down on teh monster's head, smashing it into teh floor. Without losing speed, teh trunk gobbles down what's left of it. teh man in teh robe and hat continues to run around screaming until teh orangatang stops him and makes him understand teh danger is gone. Yep! That sounds like Rincewind, ALL RIGHT! [ESPECIALLY teh HYSTERICS!] Oh, GADS!!! Someone PLEASE tell that Luggage that ruperts are NOT FOOD!!!!!!!!!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 23:01:07 GMT -5
Fine! Fine! Here's another hint!: Saint-Germain enters his hotel room with a sigh of relief. "What's teh matter?" asks Roger, "You look like someone's been after you. Is there a problem?" "I don't know, Roger." said Saint-Germain, "Everywhere I go and everytime I turn around, I see that Peanutcat woman smiling at me. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was stalking me!" Roger looked concerined. "Master, you must be careful. I've heard rumors about her." P-KITTY!!!!!!!!![glow=red,2,300]You WOULDN'T!!!!![/glow] [Um, Have ya' forgotten he...."CAN'T"....!? Or is this another one of those "Lick teh Jar" things.......? *snerk!*]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 23:28:05 GMT -5
Here's a good pic of Hunter D, for those who DON'T know how "sexy" he really IS! *Hubba, Hubba!*
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 12, 2004 23:31:39 GMT -5
I was gonna try and post teh rest of "day two" but I'm kinda high on marker fumes from this art thing I did for someone on Deviantart. And my mind go splat. so I can no think enough to write it. So now I must Ninja in teh Night!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 23:51:06 GMT -5
Well, since ya' DIDN'T want them, I decided to give those useless bodyguards to Pip for training in teh Wild Geese--they seemed VERY grateful for that ["Thank You for having Mercy and NOT letting that Peanutcat Lady "RAVISH" us!], that is, until they met Seras--- Pip [introducing our sweet lil' Vampire Police Girl]: "Gentlemen, THIS is Seras Victoria, and THAT is her Harkonen Gun!" Bodyguards [hugging each other in TERROR!]: *eep!* From teh VA closet is heard: Stevie-Jay-Jay [STILL in a sulk]: "They deserved WORSE! And they DIDN'T refund my MONEY, Either!!" "Sexy Lexy" [sounding HOPEFUL]: "Yoo-Hoo!" Can we "PLAY" again, Crazy Lady!?" [Like THAT'S an "enticement"!?] Kirby-Woogums [to Lexy]: "You're DISGUSTING!" Mr. Crispin [ALSO sounding Hopeful, but for a DIFFERENT reason!]: "More GRUEL, Please!?" STAMPERS [pounding on closet door]: "QUIET in THERE! And NO MORE GRUEL for YOU, Mr. Crispin--yer' gonna' get FAT! And "Sexy Lexy", it AIN'T yer' TURN!" [disappointed *sighs*!] "But it IS Johnny VA-SHnookums TURN!!!!" Johnny VA-SHnookums [sound of him running to end of chain and nearly STRANGLING himself]: " *YIPE!!!!*" Four rather "tense" VA's sit in their Closet "Home" and listen nervously to Johnny-VA-SHnookums'......."Initiation"-- [Various *BANGS, CRASHES and THUDS!* are heard, along with a GREAT DEAL of *GIGGLING!!!*] Johnny-VA-SHnookums [sounding JUST LIKE an HYSTERICAL Vash teh Stampede!]: "No, NO! *ACK!* DON'T TOUCH ME THERE!!!!*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......!!!!!!* That TICKLES!!!!" [Scuffling noises, punctuated by MORE hysterical laughing and LOTS of *giggling*...........!] Stevie-Jay-Jay [now SERIOUSLY concerned, noda!!]: "WHAT teh HELL is she DOING to teh Poor Guy!!!!??" "Sexy Lexy" [looking sad]: "That SHOULD of been ME!!!" Kirby-Woogums [shoots DISGUSTED look at Lexy!]: "teh POOR little DOPE--NEVER had a "chance"!" Mr. Crispin [staring forlornly at his EMPTY Gruel Bowl]: "I'm HUN-GRY.....!" Other 3 in closet--"Oh, SHADDAP'!!!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 23:55:04 GMT -5
I was gonna try and post teh rest of "day two" but I'm kinda high on marker fumes from this art thing I did for someone on Deviantart. And my mind go splat. so I can no think enough to write it. So now I must Ninja in teh Night! Does that mean you intend on sneaking up on a certain MONK and putting a BAG over his HEAD!? Then running OFF with him into a "forest" [okay, some BUSHES in teh back yard, noda!], to do "unspeakable" things, mehaps?
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 23:57:34 GMT -5
Does that mean you intend on sneaking up on a certain MONK and putting a BAG over his HEAD!? Then running OFF with him into a "forest" [okay, some BUSHES in teh back yard, noda!], to do "unspeakable" things, mehaps? It's been a LONG day, noda! Sorry about THAT......!
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 13, 2004 0:00:13 GMT -5
Does that mean you intend on sneaking up on a certain MONK and putting a BAG over his HEAD!? Then running OFF with him into a "forest" [okay, some BUSHES in teh back yard, noda!], to do "unspeakable" things, mehaps? *jumps outta basement in her neon green ninja outfit* Never you mind citizen! Chichiri: Um... Emi, you are not a ninja, noda. And in THAT outfit you are very noticable, noda. Me: Hush up batman! I don not tell you how to wear your bat-suit. You leave me to my ninjaing! Everyone: ehhhh? *confused and scared looks* Me: Now I take my leave citizens! *heads out teh door but am stopped by a mysterious flying yo-yo ball weapon thing and are knocked out* Suboshi: No more Sharpees for you!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 13, 2004 0:19:28 GMT -5
*jumps outta basement in her neon green ninja outfit* Never you mind citizen! Chichiri: Um... Emi, you are not a ninja, noda. And in THAT outfit you are very noticable, noda. Me: Hush up batman! I don not tell you how to wear your bat-suit. You leave me to my ninjaing! Everyone: ehhhh? *confused and scared looks* Me: Now I take my leave citizens! *heads out teh door but am stopped by a mysterious flying yo-yo ball weapon thing and are knocked out* Suboshi: No more Sharpees for you! You get WEIRD when ya' SNIFF Markers, noda! [Still liked MY "suggestion" BETTER!] Sneaks up on Daniel........*Hee, hee, hee!*
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Post by Emi-chan on Oct 13, 2004 0:22:08 GMT -5
You get WEIRD when ya' SNIFF Markers, noda! [Still liked MY "suggestion" BETTER!] Sneaks up on Daniel........*Hee, hee, hee!* remember what happened when I was drunk... after like one sip? And I wasn't sniffing, I was drawing/coloring in something with them.
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