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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 16:15:10 GMT -5
WHY teh **BLEEPING** HELL NOT, I'd like-ta' KNOW!!!?? [Like I said--MUST be sleeping with teh "right" people....*snicker!*] Sheesh! I don't know! He also spams all teh time, which is one of teh other reasons I got banned for! I was only replying to him, for goodness sake!
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 16:16:29 GMT -5
YES! Because I'm REALLY CONFUSED, NOW! [Are we talkin' about teh SAME thing, here?] I don't know! I'm not talking about hurting him, if that's what you're asking. Far from it! In fact, he should enjoy it!
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 16:32:18 GMT -5
This took place a few nights ago . . . . .
Lorne got back from teh club after going over things with Saint-Germain. "Wakey, Wakey, P-kitty, wuv!" he says as he shakes me awake.
I open my eyes. "It's about time!" I said, sleepily, "How'd it go with Saint-Germain!"
"Great!" said Lorne, getting undressed, "That man has increadable musical ability! It's gonna be great having him work at teh club!"
"No, not that!" I said, sitting up, "What'd you get when you 'read' him?"
"Nothing, 'cause he didn't sing!" said Lorne, "You know just about teh only time I can read anyone is when they acually sing, not just play. Maybe next time, though." He climbs into bed with me. "Now what were these 'plans' you were talking about?"
"You know good and well what 'plans' I have in mind!" I said, rolling on top of him. Before we could get anywhere, we were distracted by a loud noise.
"What's that?" Lorne said, sitting up and nearly dumping me outta bed. "It sound like it's coming from teh library!" We both jump outta bed and put on some robes, and go to teh library. Count D and Tomo were already there.
"What's up, guys?" I asked.
"We don't know!" said Count D. "We just got here ourselves."
I go over to teh door that lead to teh other library that had teh orangatang in it. "It seems to be coming from here!" I said, laying by ear against teh door to hear better, "It sounds like someone screaming and running around!"
"Careful!" said Lorne, "We don't know if anyone can open that door from that side!"
"Well, we prepared for this, didn't we?" I said, reaching over and picking up a baseball bat I had put there earlier. There was one by every strange door. "I'll stand next to teh wall here and one of you guys open teh door and I'll whack any bad thing that comes through!"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 16:33:27 GMT -5
Well, since ya' DIDN'T want them, I decided to give those useless bodyguards to Pip for training in teh Wild Geese--they seemed VERY grateful for that ["Thank You for having Mercy and NOT letting that Peanutcat Lady "RAVISH" us!], that is, until they met Seras---
Pip [introducing our sweet lil' Vampire Police Girl]: "Gentlemen, THIS is Seras Victoria, and THAT is her Harkonen Gun!"
Bodyguards [hugging each other in TERROR!]: *eep!*
From teh VA closet is heard:
Stevie-Jay-Jay [STILL in a sulk]: "They deserved WORSE! And they DIDN'T refund my MONEY, Either!!"
"Sexy Lexy" [sounding HOPEFUL]: "Yoo-Hoo!" Can we "PLAY" again, Crazy Lady!?" [Like THAT'S an "enticement"!?]
Kirby-Woogums [to Lexy]: "You're DISGUSTING!"
Mr. Crispin [ALSO sounding Hopeful, but for a DIFFERENT reason!]: "More GRUEL, Please!?"
STAMPERS [pounding on closet door]: "QUIET in THERE! And NO MORE GRUEL for YOU, Mr. Crispin--yer' gonna' get FAT! And "Sexy Lexy", it AIN'T yer' TURN!" [disappointed *sighs*!] "But it IS Johnny VA-SHnookums TURN!!!!"
Johnny VA-SHnookums [sound of him running to end of chain and nearly STRANGLING himself]: "*YIPE!!!!*"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Oct 12, 2004 16:39:59 GMT -5
I don't know! I'm not talking about hurting him, if that's what you're asking. Far from it! In fact, he should enjoy it! Well, I'm not only CONFUSED, but NOW I'm INTRIGUED as WELL!
P.S. You'll hafta excuse me--I just spent a couple of hours "practicing" for Webdesign class, and I'm MORE "befuddled" than EVER! *Sigh!*
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 16:57:43 GMT -5
This took place a few nights ago . . . . . Lorne got back from teh club after going over things with Saint-Germain. "Wakey, Wakey, P-kitty, wuv!" he says as he shakes me awake. I open my eyes. "It's about time!" I said, sleepily, "How'd it go with Saint-Germain!" "Great!" said Lorne, getting undressed, "That man has increadable musical ability! It's gonna be great having him work at teh club!" "No, not that!" I said, sitting up, "What'd you get when you 'read' him?" "Nothing, 'cause he didn't sing!" said Lorne, "You know just about teh only time I can read anyone is when they acually sing, not just play. Maybe next time, though." He climbs into bed with me. "Now what were these 'plans' you were talking about?" "You know good and well what 'plans' I have in mind!" I said, rolling on top of him. Before we could get anywhere, we were distracted by a loud noise. "What's that?" Lorne said, sitting up and nearly dumping me outta bed. "It sound like it's coming from teh library!" We both jump outta bed and put on some robes, and go to teh library. Count D and Tomo were already there. "What's up, guys?" I asked. "We don't know!" said Count D. "We just got here ourselves." I go over to teh door that lead to teh other library that had teh orangatang in it. "It seems to be coming from here!" I said, laying by ear against teh door to hear better, "It sounds like someone screaming and running around!" "Careful!" said Lorne, "We don't know if anyone can open that door from that side!" "Well, we prepared for this, didn't we?" I said, reaching over and picking up a baseball bat I had put there earlier. There was one by every strange door. "I'll stand next to teh wall here and one of you guys open teh door and I'll whack any bad thing that comes through!" Lorne reaches over, opens teh door and jumps over to teh wall where I'm at. CD and Tomo are already against teh wall on teh other side of teh doorway. Out runs a skinny man, screaming, wearing a robe and a pointy hat with 'WIZZARD' written on it. Behind him is some kind of horrible creature with too many arms and legs and heads and whatnot. Behind that is a trunk with hundreds of little feet under it. It seems to be trying to catch teh monster. And last, comes teh orangatang. He stops in teh door way and looks at me holding teh bat. "Oook! Oook! Oook!" he says, gesturing to teh group now running around teh room. "Okay! Okay! I get it!" I tell him. As teh man runs by, I slam teh bat down on teh monster's head, smashing it into teh floor. Without losing speed, teh trunk gobbles down what's left of it. teh man in teh robe and hat continues to run around screaming until teh orangatang stops him and makes him understand teh danger is gone.
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 17:02:10 GMT -5
Well, I'm not only CONFUSED, but NOW I'm INTRIGUED as WELL!
P.S. You'll hafta excuse me--I just spent a couple of hours "practicing" for Webdesign class, and I'm MORE "befuddled" than EVER! *Sigh!*Fine! Fine! Here's another hint!: Saint-Germain enters his hotel room with a sigh of relief. "What's teh matter?" asks Roger, "You look like someone's been after you. Is there a problem?" "I don't know, Roger." said Saint-Germain, "Everywhere I go and everytime I turn around, I see that Peanutcat woman smiling at me. If I didn't know better, I'd think she was stalking me!" Roger looked concerined. "Master, you must be careful. I've heard rumors about her."
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 17:07:28 GMT -5
Okay! I tweaked teh plans a bit! Here teh FIRST FLOOR
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 17:08:04 GMT -5
SECOND FLOOR
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 17:08:36 GMT -5
THIRD FLOOR
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 17:09:37 GMT -5
I've tweaked teh hotel plans a little bit. No major changes, but now there's a fountain in teh middle of teh courtyard, and teh second and third floors now have large windows opposite each other (just above teh lobby area).
For those of you who wanna know a little bit about teh measurements of our hotel; I used a 1/4 inch=10 feet scale for it, 'cause that's what I'm used to. So some of teh features, such as teh doors, may be exaggerated a bit.
teh plans are 10.5''x8''. Why? 'Cause that's teh paper size! With margins, of course. So, teh front of teh hotel is 10.5'' (420 feet). teh sides, or wings, are 8" (320 feet) by 3.5'' (140 feet). teh courtyard ends up being 6" (240 feet) by 3.5" (140 feet). These are all outside measurements. teh inside, first floor: teh lobby is 3.5" (140 feet) by 2" (80 feet). teh wings are 3.5" (140 feet) by 8" (320 feet). teh offices are .75" (30 feet) by 1" (40 feet). teh rest of teh rooms are 1.25" (50 feet) by 1.75" (70 feet). On to teh second floor; teh open area above teh lobby is 2" (80 feet) by 1" (40 feet). teh rooms along teh top are 1.5" (60 feet) by 1.15" (46 feet). teh rest of teh rooms are 1" (40 feet) by 1" (40 feet). Now to teh third floor; teh open area and teh rooms along teh top are teh same as teh second floor. teh rest of teh rooms are 1.25" (50 feet) by 1.5 feet (60 feet). teh basement is 10.5" (420 feet) by 8" (320 feet). And there are benches and other seating arrangements all over. Don't know if/ when I'll ever put 'em in. Of course, as wiggy as we all are, things can change without notice.
Okay! Now I have some questions about our hotel; specifically about teh courtyard--
What's in teh courtyard? I know we have a swimming pool. Don't we also have a tennis court? And a greenhouse? Is teh river in teh garden just in teh garden, or does it wander throughout teh courtyard? I put a fountain in my re-vamped plans, but what else is there? And where is everything located? I just wanna get an idea how everything is.
And those of you who don't stay at teh hotel; can you give me an idea on how far away you live from teh hotel and in what direction? Just in case, maybe, sometime, I wanna do some sort of neighborhood plan. Eh, what else have I got to do with my time?
Again, it any of you have any IDEAS or SUGGESTIONS, feel free to post 'em okay?
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Post by XerBlade on Oct 12, 2004 17:35:22 GMT -5
Just got thru' watching this Saturday's "Yu-Yu Hakusho" [which I tape], and these are some "observations"-- **Possible SPOILER Warning!** --I suspected that it might be Kuwabara that would turn out to be teh "needed" psychic--OR his sister. *YuYu Hakusho Spoilers* They already spoiled teh bit about Kuwabara being teh needed psychic by showing it in teh dang previews and teh clips they show before and after commercials. Stupid Cartoon Network!
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Post by XerBlade on Oct 12, 2004 17:38:08 GMT -5
WHY teh **BLEEPING** HELL NOT, I'd like-ta' KNOW!!!?? [Like I said--MUST be sleeping with teh "right" people....*snicker!*] Oh yes, most definitely.
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 18:28:29 GMT -5
Well, he has to be! 90% of teh crap he posts has nothing to do with teh subject of teh thread, yet he's teh one who gets on to other people for spamming!
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Post by Peanutcat on Oct 12, 2004 18:40:52 GMT -5
I heard what was going around about some goons trying to hurt Shizzy!
"That's it! I've had enough! Lorne, we're going out to kick some ass!" I say.
Lorne -- "Why me?"
" 'Cause you can melt their brains with that sonic voice of yours!" I grab a bat and rush outside.
So we wander around teh streets looking for those guys, and soon saw something.
"Is it them?" asked Lorne.
"Let'see, battered, brused, slashed, and lightly fried. Yup! Them's our boys! You stay behind me, I want first crack at teh bastards!" I go up to them and say, "Nice night boys. Been having any fun?"
teh look at me. "So? What's it to ya, bitch? We been having a hell of a time, and we's gonna take it out on you!" Then one of teh others says to teh speaker, "Wait! I know who that is! That's Peanutcat!"
"What?! You mean teh one who leaves men begging for their mommies? teh one who eats men for snacks?!" asked teh third.
"Yeah! It's her! I know it is!" With that, they all three take off running and screaming down teh street.
I look at Lorne. He looks at me. "You know," I say to him, "Sometimes having a reputation is a mixed blessing!"
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