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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 23, 2004 16:00:50 GMT -5
Vash and Daniel Saverem meet at Liz's Bakery Shoppe for a couple o' dozen donuts [each!] and coffee--well, cocoa for Vash, of course! But their talk is going NOWHERE fast....! VASH [dropping his head down into his folded arms in a gesture of "defeat"--]: "We're not getting ANYWHERE, Bro', and if I father yet ANOTHER set of Twins, Meryl will KILL ME, I KNOW it!" DANIEL [trying NOT to let his brother's "hopelessness" get HIM down--Vash can be SUCH a DOPE!]: "Vash, it WON'T DO any good to "give up", EITHER! I've been "avoiding" all of Stampers' little "hints" LONG ENOUGH! If we DON'T find a solution--and SOON--I have teh most "uncomfortable" feeling I'm gonna' be WISHING I was Dead!" [Vash *flinches!* at THAT! *Ew!* Poor Daniel!] VASH [looking up "hopefully"]: "You're SURE a vasectomy WON'T work...!?" DANIEL [nodding forlornly...]: "As SURE as YOU and Meryl ARE that teh Pill DOESN'T....!" They BOTH *sigh!* in unison........ Then Daniel has a *flash* of what he HOPES is "genius"--about teh SAME TIME that Vash DOES! They say together-- "teh ANGEL ARM!!!" And THAT'S all it TOOK, actually--tho' it WAS a bit....er.."awkward", since they had to "aim" at each OTHER in a place you DON'T wanna make a "mistake", noda! [And it DIDN'T HELP ANY that Vash kept TRYING to CLOSE HIS EYES when it was HIS TURN to do Daniel!!!! "VASH!! OPEN YOUR EYES, DAMMIT IT ALL!!! I'm NOT gonna LIVE with THAT kind of "MISTAKE", YOU HEAR ME!!!!!!??"] As for WHY they chose to have themselves "fixed", if THAT'S teh "word" [Daniel yells, "It's NOT!!!"], well, as Meryl put it-- "They'll PROBABLY "heal" right up in about a decade or two, ANYWAY, knowing teh Plant Twins!" Stampers is inclined to agree with THAT, that she IS......! Ouch... THat one hurt 'im. Acutally... there probably was an easier way to "take care of" that little problem... That didn't involve aiming teh angel arms THERE. But it may have taken me a while to set up a story for THAT one. Lets just say it has to do with... two... of teh lesser 14 seichi of Byakko and Genbu. One who controls Plants, and one who manipulates time. You figure it out.
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Post by XerBlade on Aug 23, 2004 16:47:38 GMT -5
HEY!!! I RESEMBLE that REMARK!!!! *Nyuk!* 1) I had a "feelin'" it had-ta' do wid' LAURA! 2) No, you do NOT wanna' know!
3) NAUGHTY Xer! ... That's all I hafta say.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 18:43:53 GMT -5
... That's all I hafta say. A- HA!!!!
Actually, in all honesty, I sometimes have teh same lil' "problem" with Daniel..........Damn vivid imagination!
(Naughty, NAUGHTY Stampers!!!)
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 18:56:49 GMT -5
Ouch... THat one hurt 'im. Acutally... there probably was an easier way to "take care of" that little problem... That didn't involve aiming teh angel arms THERE. But it may have taken me a while to set up a story for THAT one. Lets just say it has to do with... two... of teh lesser 14 seichi of Byakko and Genbu. One who controls Plants, and one who manipulates time. You figure it out. Well....it MAY have been a rather...."radical" solution, but there was NO "serious" harm done to their....um...."anatomies"--JUS' a-lil' temporary "sterilization", so to speak--kinda' like a vasectomy....only FASTER! Tho' I WILL say YOUR "solution" may have HURT a wee bit' LESS! [Po' Danny was sore for three whole days!] However, by Reception time, he SHOULD be QUITE capable of "performing his Husbandly Duties", so if teh two of us sorta' "disappear" fer' a-bit', well........LEAVE US ALONE 'CUZ STAMPERS IS RARIN'-ta' GO!!!!! DANIEL [givin' a *snort*]: "Oh, like I'M NOT!!??"
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 23, 2004 19:02:44 GMT -5
heh, my favorite is when, several years ago, one of my brothers was wanting to go to McDonalds, and we were arguing whcih place was better between that and teh place I was suggesting (forgot what it was, but it was obviously teh better choice), and I mentioned McDonalds' hamburgers were actually made of roach guts. He kept trying to make a comeback to that about teh place I suggested, to which I just repeated after each one, "Hey, remember, roach guts." (in other words roach guts was much worse than anything he was coming up with) *BLEAH!!!!* I KNEW there was a REASON why I hated McDonald's!!!
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Post by TrigunAce on Aug 23, 2004 20:20:06 GMT -5
I LIKE that Plan! [HATE their "FOOD"--sorry, TriAce!] However, wouldn't it just be EASIER to tell yer' Bros' AND TriAce that what they CALL "chicken" is REALLY ground-up Chihuahua dogs [collars n' ALL!]!? HONEST! P.S. Whatever MEGA-CORP. OWNS TacoBell, DON'T bother TRYING to SUE ME--I HAVE NO MONEY!!!!! Ok now thats not right, not right at all, because I have a chihuahua and I could never eat her.....I know its chicken....trust me....its chicken.....I think Imma go cry now....my chihuahua gave me a wierd look and her big bulgy eyes looked at me and then she walked away.
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Post by that's so raven! on Aug 23, 2004 20:20:48 GMT -5
heh, my favorite is when, several years ago, one of my brothers was wanting to go to McDonalds, and we were arguing whcih place was better between that and teh place I was suggesting (forgot what it was, but it was obviously teh better choice), and I mentioned McDonalds' hamburgers were actually made of roach guts. He kept trying to make a comeback to that about teh place I suggested, to which I just repeated after each one, "Hey, remember, roach guts." (in other words roach guts was much worse than anything he was coming up with) sorry to stick my head in here; was just reading teh 10 most recent posts and saw this quoted... are you actually serious in this assertion? or were you just being obnoxious with your brother...?
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Post by TrigunAce on Aug 23, 2004 20:28:21 GMT -5
YEAH!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I'm UNGROUNDED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Does a happy dance* Ok so I have a few things to say. 1. Happy Belated berfday Liz 2. When I said deep south I ment...Almost in Flordia in Georgia. 3. No Arion hasn't mentioned to Ace that when he sees Dojima agian she is gonna kill him for almost dying and for having her go through so much pain. 4. I am gonna wrap up all my stories after teh wedding....but I start school on wednesday, so I won't have much time.
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 23, 2004 20:39:59 GMT -5
YEAH!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I'm UNGROUNDED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Does a happy dance* Ok so I have a few things to say. 1. Happy Belated berfday Liz 2. When I said deep south I ment...Almost in Flordia in Georgia. 3. No Arion hasn't mentioned to Ace that when he sees Dojima agian she is gonna kill him for almost dying and for having her go through so much pain. 4. I am gonna wrap up all my stories after teh wedding....but I start school on wednesday, so I won't have much time. Georgia?? DEEP South?? I don't know maybe I'm just being a little "weird" since you don't get much more south than me. Well, except for what I consider teh SOUTH which is teh bayou and Acadiana down below New Orleans. Another thing, Florida and Texas are not really south, I mean yea they're in teh south, but they're not teh south. Texas is a country on its own in my opinion. And Florida, just doesn't have teh same "Southiness" as Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, parts of Tennessee and Georgia have (No offense Snap, its actually more of a compliment really)
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 23, 2004 20:47:39 GMT -5
Ok so it is official, I've gone crazy.... Today in newspaper I started yelling at someone for loosing my red pen. You must understand, this is teh RED PEN, teh only one I will use in Newspaper, it has teh perfect size tip, and doesn't bleed or smear. Not to mention I've been using it for 2 years, and it still hasn't run out. It is teh ONLY pen I will use when editing. So.... I was getting all while my staff was getting all and then teh basketball coach (who I like to torture) came up behind me (having not been in teh room and didn't know what was going on) and said "Hey you left this on my desk on Friday, "I know how weird you are about this pen, so I came to bring it to you before you popped a blood vessel" It was right about then that my staff was going and I was going Yea, I need to get a grip, or a life.... how bout both?
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Post by TrigunAce on Aug 23, 2004 21:13:20 GMT -5
Georgia?? DEEP South?? I don't know maybe I'm just being a little "weird" since you don't get much more south than me. Well, except for what I consider teh SOUTH which is teh bayou and Acadiana down below New Orleans. Another thing, Florida and Texas are not really south, I mean yea they're in teh south, but they're not teh south. Texas is a country on its own in my opinion. And Florida, just doesn't have teh same "Southiness" as Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, parts of Tennessee and Georgia have (No offense Snap, its actually more of a compliment really) I'd hafta Agree That Flordia and Texas aren't "southern" so that is why I concider Georgia to be deep south....I'm talking teh 50 continental United States here.
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 23, 2004 21:22:33 GMT -5
I had been on teh phone for a while, Mario and Ninamori were very interested in who I was talking to but everytime they came close to me, I glared at them which made them retreat back to teh couch.
Nini: Who do you think it is? Mario: I don't know, what could be so important? Nini: Do you think its Matthias? Do you think his wife had teh baby? Mario: teh baby isn't due till November, and she would be jumping up and down screaming like a mad woman. Nini: Good point.... oh, I know maybe its Tanya! Mario: Tanya went into hiding after teh incident at teh tower, not even Isa knows where she is.. Nini: Maybe its Tina Mario: She's in teh Philipinnes she won't have access to a phone for two more weeks. Nini: Well I give up, I don't know who it could be. Mario: We'll probably never figure it out. Sophia: Figure out what? (she and Mir had just come in from outside) Nini: Who Isa is talking to Mario: She's been on teh phone for hours Mir: Oh its just Claude Mario: Claude? Nini: Really? Mario: Who's Claude? Nini: I haven't heard from him in ages, what is she talking to him about anyway? Mir: Beats me, but he called yesterday too, I picked up teh phone yesterday. Sophia: And I picked it up today. Mario: Who is Claude? Nini: I hope he's coming to town. Mir: Have you met him? Nini: Oh yea, Isa was seeing him when we first met. Sophia: Isa and Claude DATED? Mario: DATED? Mir: Whats he like? Nini: Oh he's really cool, I never understood why she broke up with him. Sophia: Is he cute? Nini: Gorgeous! Mario: He's not really that good looking is he? Nini: He was a male model, he had fan club at my old school, he was pretty well-known. Mario: But you don't think.... Mir: Stop being paranoid Mario Sophia: Yea, just cuz you aren't as beautiful as Claude, doesn't mean she doesnt like you just as much. Mario: Thank you Sophia.... HEY! I RESENT THAT! Me: (suprising them all) You resent what honey? Mario: Oh nothing.... um who was on teh phone? Me: Oh it was just Claude Mario: (gulp) Ahhhh.... Claude? Me: Yea, he just told me about a job. Mario: A job Nini: Like what? Me: Errrr..... Mario: Its not a heist is it? Me: Well..... Mario: I thought you said you weren't gonna do that anymore! Me: Well.... Mir: (to Nini and Sophia) Um... maybe we should go. Nini: OH, um.... yea lets go Sophia: But I wanna know (teh other two clap they're hands over her mouth and drag her outside) Me: Mario.... don't worry about it, I promise I'll stop after this one. Mario: (thinking over it for a second) Ok, but under one condition... Me: Name it! Mario: I go with you. Me: GULP!
Ok so I forgot who had suggested I do a story like this, but I decided I have nothing better to do, and its gonna be a relatively short one so.... fun fun!
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Post by XerBlade on Aug 23, 2004 22:42:43 GMT -5
sorry to stick my head in here; was just reading teh 10 most recent posts and saw this quoted... are you actually serious in this assertion? or were you just being obnoxious with your brother...? Um, it was a joke.
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Post by XerBlade on Aug 23, 2004 23:00:36 GMT -5
Georgia?? DEEP South?? I don't know maybe I'm just being a little "weird" since you don't get much more south than me. Well, except for what I consider teh SOUTH which is teh bayou and Acadiana down below New Orleans. Another thing, Florida and Texas are not really south, I mean yea they're in teh south, but they're not teh south. Texas is a country on its own in my opinion. And Florida, just doesn't have teh same "Southiness" as Mississippi, Louisiana, Alabama, parts of Tennessee and Georgia have (No offense Snap, its actually more of a compliment really) By teh way, technically all teh states are officially individual countries, and teh USA is a federation (fancy word for alliance) of teh individual states with a central government controlling and protecting that alliance. *sigh* I hate politics.
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Post by Emi-chan on Aug 23, 2004 23:33:03 GMT -5
Then there was a sudden blood stopping scream from inside teh house. Tasuki froze, turning very pale, turned around and ran at teh house at full speed. You could barely make out teh word "Chiri" as he ran away. Gojyo suddenly was able to half swim at teh thought of a good fight. And no sooner could Gojyo walk than was I dragged along as he ran into teh house to see what teh problem was, with Naruto close behind. To be continued... As Naruto, Gojyo and I ran into teh living room, Tasuki and Nuriko had cornered Tomo in a corner. Tomo had an eerie grin that sent shivers up my spine. He was oddly quiet, normaly in a situation like this he'd be rubbing in our faces teh obviousness of teh situation, without telling use exactly what was happening. Suboshi had cornered Ashitare for reasons of his own, and Amiboshi was tryign to help Chichiri, whose eyes were unfocused and he was rocking back and forth, crying. Panic and anger threatened to overwhelm me, not only from myself, but from everyone else who knew what was going on. I could tell something was outta place, I just couldn't put my finger on it. I slowly looked over teh scene, taking in every detail trying to find out what was wrong. Suddenly it dawned on me, Tomo's grin and glowing eyes... they weren't his own but someone elses. Where was Miboshi?! "Naruto, You, Suboshi and Ashitare go find Miboshi, teh little floating guy. Amiboshi, fill Gojyo in on what is what then help them. Nuriko, Tasuki, clear Tomo's head for him," I ordered, my voice daring anyone to question me. Amiboshi looked at me as if to ask what about Chichiri, but then he realized that I would take care of that. Just as I knelt next to Chichiri, Tasuki flamed Tomo while Nuriko held him down. Tomo screamed and somewhere upstares Miboshi also screamed, and teh group I sent to find teh little demon priest ran upstairs to get him. "Just Kill me! Its teh only way to get Miboshi to release me!" Tomo said in a brief moment of being himself, but immediately his eyes were glowing again. Tasuki responded by yelling "rikka shinin" and flaming Tomo again. I looked from Tasuki flaming Tomo to Chichiri. He looked so helpless. I slowly tried to put my hand on his shoulder, but I had barely touched him when he suddenly screamed and pulled away. teh sudden rush of grief, sorrow, and pure horror came over me from Chichiri. Just what was going on in teh illusion that he was under. Tomo screamed for Tasuki to kill him, and this time Tasuki looked at me. I signaled for Tasuki to come to me then whispered for him to only make it seem like he was killing Tomo, to get Miboshi to leave him. We'd fix him using teh Nyan Nyan once Miboshi was gone. Tasuki grinned, showing his fangs, then walked back over to Tomo and flamed him again. While I was talking to Tasuki, which took almost no time at all, Chichiri decided to stop breathing. As soon as I noticed this I started rescue breathing (his heart was still beating, weakly, so CPR wasn't necessary). It took a while, but eventually he did start breathing on his own. Just as he did, his eyes focused and he smiled at me, but just as quickly his eyes unfocused again. I moved his head onto my lap, and this time he didn't panic at my touch. I then just sat there gently rubbing my thumb over his scarred left eye and humming teh song "Mizu Kagami." After a few minutes teh "search and distroy" team came down with Miboshi chaned up and hanging by Gojyo's wepon's chain, and also bound by Suboshi's yo-yo ball weapons. To be continued...
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