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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 17:28:04 GMT -5
Well, I'll try! Spike snuggles in closer to Midvalley. "Mmmmm, Faye, your aftershave smell nice too . . . . . . . " Spike and Midvalley both open their eyes and saw who they were speaking to. Just then, Count D ushers in Faye and Gren. "Why, yes! They are both still here! I'm afraid that teh information they were seeking was a bit too much for teh poor dears! I placed them in here to recover." They all stop in teh doorway, staring at teh two men holding each other in teh bed. Spike and Midvalley jump outta bed onto opposite sides of teh room. "Now Faye, it's not what it looks like," stammers Spike. Faye just stares at him, tears forming in her eyes. "Well, now I know why it's taken you so long to notice me!" she wails, "I'm not your type!" She runs sobbing from teh room. Gren is in shock. "What are you doing? I thought I was teh man you wanted! Now it seems you wanna play teh field!" "No, no! That's not what happened! I thought he was you!" moans Midvalley. "A likely story!" Gren stalks from teh room. "Oh dear!" said Count D, "It seems I've just caused more problems!" He points at Spike and Midvalley, who were about to go out teh door, "You two stay put! Sit down and wait for my return!" Count D sweeps from teh room with Q-Chan fluttering around his head. "Kyu! Kyu! Kyu!" chatters Q-Chan. "Yes, yes, I know a made a mess of things! I let my desires overwhelm my common sense!" said CD. "I musn't let my feelings control me like that! Imagine, putting those two in teh same bed! What was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, how's that for a beginning? Hey! Even BETTER than I woulda' THOUGHT! [Laughs so HARD, she WETS herself!] Ahhh...DRAT! I FORGOT about THAT lil' "preggers" PROBLEM!!! I start-ta' BELLOW fer' Daniel, but he's ALREADY THERE, handing me a towel-ta' put aroun' meself, holdin' a roll of paper towels and a spray bottle of Febreeze to clean up me lil' mess, BLESS HIM!!! [These STUPID HORMONES keep YANKIN' me AROUN' so much, I NEVER KNOW whether I ADORE da' Po' man, or wanna' RIP HIS HEAD OFF! *WAAAAHHHH!!!!!*]
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 17:33:56 GMT -5
Well, I'll try! Spike snuggles in closer to Midvalley. "Mmmmm, Faye, your aftershave smell nice too . . . . . . . " Spike and Midvalley both open their eyes and saw who they were speaking to. Just then, Count D ushers in Faye and Gren. "Why, yes! They are both still here! I'm afraid that teh information they were seeking was a bit too much for teh poor dears! I placed them in here to recover." They all stop in teh doorway, staring at teh two men holding each other in teh bed. Spike and Midvalley jump outta bed onto opposite sides of teh room. "Now Faye, it's not what it looks like," stammers Spike. Faye just stares at him, tears forming in her eyes. "Well, now I know why it's taken you so long to notice me!" she wails, "I'm not your type!" She runs sobbing from teh room. Gren is in shock. "What are you doing? I thought I was teh man you wanted! Now it seems you wanna play teh field!" "No, no! That's not what happened! I thought he was you!" moans Midvalley. "A likely story!" Gren stalks from teh room. "Oh dear!" said Count D, "It seems I've just caused more problems!" He points at Spike and Midvalley, who were about to go out teh door, "You two stay put! Sit down and wait for my return!" Count D sweeps from teh room with Q-Chan fluttering around his head. "Kyu! Kyu! Kyu!" chatters Q-Chan. "Yes, yes, I know a made a mess of things! I let my desires overwhelm my common sense!" said CD. "I musn't let my feelings control me like that! Imagine, putting those two in teh same bed! What was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, how's that for a beginning? teh first one Count D finds is Faye, crying on a bench outside of his shop. "My dear," he says to her, "What's teh matter?" Faye wipes teh tears from her cheeks. "You saw! Spike would rather have another man in his bed than me! And I thought we were starting to get closer to each other!" Count D sits down nest to Faye and takes her hand in his. "Faye, did you know Spike called out your name while he was unconsious?" Faye sniffs back tears. "He did? Really?" "Yes, he did!" said CD "Your name, not Midvalley's, and not Julia's. Yours. You were teh only person he was thinking of." Faye jumps up. "Then I guess I own him an apology! It took him so long to notice me that I must have not really believed it when he started to express his feelings for me! How stupid I must have looked!" "Not stupid, dear, in wuv. Being in wuv makes people do strange things" said CD. "Thank you, Count!" Faye kisses him on teh cheek and leaves, looking for Spike.
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 17:34:27 GMT -5
Well, I'll try! Spike snuggles in closer to Midvalley. "Mmmmm, Faye, your aftershave smell nice too . . . . . . . " Spike and Midvalley both open their eyes and saw who they were speaking to. Just then, Count D ushers in Faye and Gren. "Why, yes! They are both still here! I'm afraid that teh information they were seeking was a bit too much for teh poor dears! I placed them in here to recover." They all stop in teh doorway, staring at teh two men holding each other in teh bed. Spike and Midvalley jump outta bed onto opposite sides of teh room. "Now Faye, it's not what it looks like," stammers Spike. Faye just stares at him, tears forming in her eyes. "Well, now I know why it's taken you so long to notice me!" she wails, "I'm not your type!" She runs sobbing from teh room. Gren is in shock. "What are you doing? I thought I was teh man you wanted! Now it seems you wanna play teh field!" "No, no! That's not what happened! I thought he was you!" moans Midvalley. "A likely story!" Gren stalks from teh room. "Oh dear!" said Count D, "It seems I've just caused more problems!" He points at Spike and Midvalley, who were about to go out teh door, "You two stay put! Sit down and wait for my return!" Count D sweeps from teh room with Q-Chan fluttering around his head. "Kyu! Kyu! Kyu!" chatters Q-Chan. "Yes, yes, I know a made a mess of things! I let my desires overwhelm my common sense!" said CD. "I musn't let my feelings control me like that! Imagine, putting those two in teh same bed! What was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, how's that for a beginning? *Wipes tears of laughter from eyes* RQ: I don't think a person should run unless they're being chased- Casey (teh faculty)
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 17:35:28 GMT -5
OUCH! So I'm sure Ace is definitly gonna get teh... "*explodes into a shower of kebob sized chunks of meat* I HATE YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! IF I EVER SURVIVE THIS PREGNANCY I WILL KILL YOU!" beating (or something like that) God! I wuv that mods fun machine of hysterics and randomness! What did you say to get it to do that?
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 17:36:43 GMT -5
Um yea I was more thinking that I wasn't sure of what had happened because I don't remember any of that night (or at least my character doesn't) So Andy could possibly have been deflowered by P-kitty, at least I hope so. (no offense Pkitty)
RQ: Begin eye-rolling now
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 17:37:56 GMT -5
God! I wuv that mods fun machine of hysterics and randomness! What did you say to get it to do that? I think I said O.M.G. RQ: It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 17:47:21 GMT -5
Um yea I was more thinking that I wasn't sure of what had happened because I don't remember any of that night (or at least my character doesn't) So Andy could possibly have been deflowered by P-kitty, at least I hope so. (no offense Pkitty) RQ: Begin eye-rolling now Please! Do you really hate me that much?
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 17:53:05 GMT -5
Please! Do you really hate me that much? Hate you? Why my dear girl, you are my savior! (20 points if anybody knows what thats from)
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 17:55:34 GMT -5
Hate you? Why my dear girl, you are my savior! (20 points if anybody knows what thats from) Sounds familiar, but I can't place it.
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 18:18:07 GMT -5
teh first one Count D finds is Faye, crying on a bench outside of his shop. "My dear," he says to her, "What's teh matter?" Faye wipes teh tears from her cheeks. "You saw! Spike would rather have another man in his bed than me! And I thought we were starting to get closer to each other!" Count D sits down nest to Faye and takes her hand in his. "Faye, did you know Spike called out your name while he was unconsious?" Faye sniffs back tears. "He did? Really?" "Yes, he did!" said CD "Your name, not Midvalley's, and not Julia's. Yours. You were teh only person he was thinking of." Faye jumps up. "Then I guess I own him an apology! It took him so long to notice me that I must have not really believed it when he started to express his feelings for me! How stupid I must have looked!" "Not stupid, dear, in wuv. Being in wuv makes people do strange things" said CD. "Thank you, Count!" Faye kisses him on teh cheek and leaves, looking for Spike. Count D looks for Gren and finds him walking around and around teh building. (and it's a LARGE building, remember!) "Well, Grencia, what have you to say for yourself?" said Count D sternly. "What have I got to say? Go ask Midvalley! I wasn't teh one found snuggling up to another man!" yells Gren. Count D sighs. "I'm sorry. Some of this is my fault. I shouldn't have put those two in teh same bed together. But Midvalley did explain himself, didn't he?" asked CD. Gren considers teh question for a moment "Well, yes, but . . . ." "But what?" asked CD. "BUT I'M A FREAK!" screams Gren. "I have teh sexual characteristics of both a man and a woman! Who teh HELL could wuv a weirdo like me?" "Midvalley could." said Count D. "Think about it. Has Midvalley ever lied to you? Ever? About anything?" Gren pauses a moment, then his face lights up. "No, he never has! Then that means, when he said he thought Spike was me, that . . . . " ". . . . . he was thinking of you, and only you. Yes, he was," nodded CD, "Now don't you think you should find Midvalley and make up to him?" "Yes! Yes I will! Thank you very much, Count! I don't know how I can repay you!" "Think nothing of it!" Count D says to Gren's retreating figure. He sighs. "Now if only my own wuv life was so easy to fix! As much as I wuv teasing Leon, I know he'll never have those types of feelings towards me." CD's wanderings bring him to teh new garden. "What's this?" he looks around. "Oh! How lovely! It reminds me so much of home! I simply must see more!"
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Post by wildkat on Aug 5, 2004 18:28:54 GMT -5
GREAT STAMPERS I DON"T NEED ANY MORE RUPERTS ON teh SHIP
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 18:36:41 GMT -5
Back at Count D's petshop, Gren enters teh bedroom looking for Midvalley and finds him pressed up against teh wall, next to teh door. Spike and Faye are on teh bed together, rolling around, oblivious to anyone/anything, their clothers strewn all around teh room.
"Midvalley!" said Gren. "Why won't you leave and let them have some privacy?"
Midvalley gulps. "I wanted to, but that Count D fellow told us to wait here! I would have left, but . . . ." he does a double take. "Gren! What are you doing back here?"
"Count D found me and told me what a fool I was being. I came back to apologize to you. Will you forgive me?" asked Gren.
"Forgive you . . . .?" Midvalley's face breaks into a huge grin. "Of course I forgive you, you lovable fool! Let's get outta here and leave these to alone!" MV grabs Gren's hand and runs from teh room.
Elsewhere, a little green furrball and a little pink furball are squeaking happily to themselves. A job well done!
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Phew! How was that? Thanks, Stampers, for giving me something to work on!
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Post by lizardali on Aug 5, 2004 18:44:13 GMT -5
Well--after spending MOST of teh day YESTERDAY [glow=red,2,300]PUKING MY GUTS OUT!!!![/glow] , TODAY, I woke up without a BIT of "morning sickness", and have been just FINE--stomach-wise, at least--HOWEVER, my feet have swollen up, my back aches--AND I'M STARTING TO "SHOW"--ALREADY!!!!
*Grrrrrrrrrrr......!!!!!!*
DAMN "ALIEN" PREGNANCIES!!!!!
DANIEL [tryin' HARD NOT-ta' SMILE]: "Yes, Dear....."Gee, you and Dojima are making my plain ol' demon pregnancy seem like a walk in teh park. All I've had so far is some mild morning sickness, and strange cravings... *dodges shoe thrown by stampers* I guess I do have teh advantage of having some demon blood so I guess it wasn't as much of a shock to teh sysytem, as it was for you, Dogima... *dodges brick-filled purse thrown by Dogima* And at least I'm not having twins... *dodges frying pan from Stampers* Hiei: *rubbing three large bumps on his head* Will you SHUT UP already?! Forget teh ring! I found it in a cracker jack box! -Yogurt
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 18:47:16 GMT -5
Well, I've got to go now! Been on here almost all day and it's time to go home! See ya all later!
Nanny Ogg looked under her bed in case there was a man there. Well, you never knew your luck. -- (Terry Pratchett, Lords and Ladies)
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Post by wildkat on Aug 5, 2004 18:50:29 GMT -5
Getting back to teh ship I feed teh twins with Fluffy watching when I feel something fuzzy on my leg me: WHAT THA Fluffy: What is it *thinking that something is wrong* me: nothing it's just Spike's rupert again Alcard: hmm it seems to like you for some reason me: it seems so ......WAIT A DAM MINUTE!!!!! HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE Alcard: Through teh closet how else. ahh what a lovley picture you make and your chilren look so beautiful Fluffy: *unshething teh Tokigen* Why are you here Alcard: *eyeing teh sword, not wanting to be cut in half again today* Just checking up on teh tiger. *takes a step closer to me* me: *gives warning growl* Fluffy: Why do you wanna see her? Alcard: *taking a few steps closer outta curosity* To see if she new about teh new addition coming to your happy family me: *snarling now and sarting to shap-shift into Tiger form* What addition *Alcard now staanding in front of me reaches down, I change into pull tiger form and calmly start using him for a scratching post while Fluffy keeps him away from teh kids* Alcard: *DAM teh CLAWS ARE WORSE THAT SWORDS* I was talking about teh fact that Spike's lil Rupert is pregnet me: *pausing in teh middle of Clawing his *ahem* off, I look over at lil Fuzzy* HOw we don't have any more Ruperts on board teh ship, *looking up at Fluffy* do we Spike: *walking in OW that looks painful* Do we what me: Have any more Ruperts on board besides this one Spike: *blushing* Um apperently when these thing fall in wuv teh uh um reproduse me: *changing into me normal human form* So who's teh other Rupert Spike: Midvalley'steh one that they call lil Pinky me: Oh *looking down at my new scratching post* why didn't you just say so in teh first place then you wouldn't have turned into a scratching post Alcard: I didn't think that you would atack Fluffy: mother Tigers always attack first ask questions later when it comes to teh protection of thier children Alcard: *getting up and limping to teh closet* I see me: next time use teh door and not our closet *sigh* I'm gonna need to fing a spell scroll to keep him outta there
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