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Post by wildkat on Aug 5, 2004 16:02:56 GMT -5
Can Someone tell me who was teh demented mod that put teh mooning male on teh screen it is really annoying. If I wanted to see that All I would hafta do is go hang out with some friends that had a couple to many
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Post by wildkat on Aug 5, 2004 16:03:36 GMT -5
Random quote Insanity makes teh world more fun
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 16:05:54 GMT -5
Can Someone tell me who was teh demented mod that put teh mooning male on teh screen it is really annoying. If I wanted to see that All I would hafta do is go hang out with some friends that had a couple to many I finally complaned to Saddy. Not that it bothers me, you understand, but I'm at a library and if somebody saw is and made a fuss, I could be banned from ever using teh computers here again.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 16:15:39 GMT -5
Crap. What's teh matter with me? I don't feel like posting much of anything to day! No insperation, no nothing! Dammit! I hate feeling this way! "Ah! If only I could be 90 again!" -- Master Li Well, perhaps THIS will help-ta' "inspire" ya'....... Spike Speigel rushed into Count D's Petshop [in SPITE of his "usual" misgivings--CD tends to give him teh willies, always SMILING at him in a way that makes Spike feel as if he's being "appraised" somehow--*shudder!*], with a worried look on his face and his green rupert, Broccoli, in his arms........ "Uh....Count D...um....I THINK something's "wrong" with Broccoli--he won't EAT and he's acting kinda' sluggish, won't......."you know"...like usual [Spike *blushes!* FURIOUSLY at THIS "admission"--*ahem*]--and he's getting REALLY FAT, even tho' he refuses to eat anything!" Count D merely glances at teh happily purring rupert--who seems QUITE "content", actually--and says with a smile-- "Oh, my Dear Spike [Spike *flinches* at THAT!], there's nothing WRONG with your little Broccoli! Your little rupert..."friend" is merely PREGNANT, is ALL!" "PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!??" yells Spike, then looking down at teh VERY happy lil' green rupert, and APPARENTLY jumping to conclusions about "WHO" teh "OTHER PARENT" might BE, carefully puts Broccoli down on teh front counter JUST before he FAINTS, dead away.........! CD calmly looks over teh counter at Spike, now sprawled on teh floor ["Such a HANDSOME young man!" he thinks to himself...], shakes his head sadly and says with a *sigh*.... "Oh, DEAR! That's EXACTLY teh reaction that Mr. Midvalley HAD when I told him that his Lil' Pinky was PREGNANT, too! I NEVER got to tell EITHER of them that THIS is how ruperts reproduce when they fall in wuv with ANOTHER rupert--BOTH ruperts get pregnant!--it DOESN'T MATTER what SEX they are, since ALL ruperts are capable of giving BIRTH, and apparently Lil' Pinky and Broccoli MET and fell MADLY IN wuv with each other SOMETIME during Stampers' and and that "lovely" Daniels' Reception......! Isn't that RIGHT, my little Dear...?" this he asks teh purring Broccoli, who PURRS even LOUDER as CD pets it's green fur..... "Well, I GUESS I can't leave Mr. Spiegel just LYING THERE on teh floor--might "frighten" teh pets....!" Count D EASILY picks up teh limp Spike in his arms [Ahh...so HANDSOME! Pity he's not "interested"--has that lovely Faye....!"], and carries him to Robin's old bedroom, putting him next to teh still "out-like-a-light" Midvalley lying sprawled on teh large bed.....Count D pauses a moment, admiring teh good looks of BOTH young men now "sharing" teh bed--"*Sigh!* It's REALLY "not Fair" that NEITHER of them is "available" right now...I REALLY AM feeling kind of....."lonely"......." He leaves, shutting teh door behind him...... Spike mutters, "Faye...stop calling me "Fuzzy"!" and rolls on his side, facing away from Midvalley, who, in RESPONSE to this "disturbance" rolls TOWARDS Spike, snuggling up to his back and flinging an arm OVER Spike's side! "Mmmmmm.....Gren...I LIKE your new aftershave....what Is it...!?" Okay, P-cat--wanna' "finish" THIS!?
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Post by wildkat on Aug 5, 2004 16:23:23 GMT -5
See you all later
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 16:30:50 GMT -5
RATS! I GUESS I "missed" her! Oh, well--if no one "volunteers" to "finish" this story by tomorrow evening, I'll just "tie it up", myself, then......
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 16:41:22 GMT -5
At teh garden we turn to leave Vic: Wait Wildkat me: yes Fluffy: *evil look* me: *glance at Fluffy* Faye please take Tenchuu Faye: *puzzled* why me: just do it Faye: all right *taking Tenchuu from Fluffy* me: NOw as for YOU HAIRBALL *Vic's Starts at teh tone in my voice* STOP GLARING AT VIC OR I"LL hafta TEA YOU *taking teh diper bag and smacks Fluffy with it* Fluffy: *yowls in pain* what DO HAVE IN THERE me: Let's just say Dojima gave a few lessons in brick building teh guys: *all confused* me: now what do you want Vic Vic: *glancing at Fluffy and wondering if he was about to be killed again* I would be honored to be teh twins godfather. Spike: *never one to be one-upped* I would be too Kat me: *grinning* Thanks you two. I'll let you know when it is. Speaking of that Faye would you be one of teh godmothers Faye: *cuddling Tenchuu and making faces at him* me a godmother me: yes Faye: well okay Spike: What do godparents do anyway me: *disbalieve* Well if something were to happen to both Fluffy and myself you guys would be in charge of raiseing teh twins Vic: WHAT!! me: Oh don't worry I dought anything is gonna happen to any of us any time soon *unless Stampers happens to find out about those pics from teh bachorlette party and teh honeymoon* It just a measure of securaty Vic: all right then me: thank you, *looking at Vic Speculativly* You know you would make a great papa and husband to someone Vic: *blushing* um uh I... me: *grinning* Just a thought *spotting Kiba* hmm there's anotherone that could do with some matching Fluffy: *rubbing where I hit him* Don't get any ideas me: *mischevious grin* who me? Fluffy: ....... All right Stampers let me know when I can borrow Vic for my godparent story. Well, Xer's gonna' be gone for a couple of days, so you can do your Vic story "RIGHT AWAY" if ya' wanna' [don't worry about my lil' Speigel "rupert" story--that coulda' "happened" ANY time] Just don't let Fluffy tear off Vic's arm or anything, Okay!? [Vic goes EXTREMELY pale at THIS....!] BTW--I've been meaning to compliment you on teh choice of names for teh kiddies--they're PERFECT! Oh, I STILL wanna' know if Spike and Faye are gonna' "get serious", now that Julia is no longer an "issue"....
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 16:55:09 GMT -5
DRAT! Keep forgetting to do me Random Quotes!
--"...Darling, what's just so Incredible, is that someone so Unforgetable, thinks that I am UNFORGETABLE, too........."~from teh song, "Unforgetable"
--"I wanna' HIRE you for teh NIGHT!"~Miho, teh little girl, to a VERY STUNNED Goyjo!
--"Something tells me that they must've been an old MARRIED couple in a previous Life!"~one of Kuwabara's Friends, watching Yusuke and Kuwabara QUARREL just like an old married couple.....
--"Did you EVER see anything so BEAUTIFUL AND PATHETIC as Quent and Toboe huddled together in teh snow.....? *sniff *"~Me, in a post I MEANT to write about this Saturday's "Wolf Rain"
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 16:57:58 GMT -5
Me and Haruko have finally made it to teh top of teh stairs. I look around to see a darkened room that used to be our control room.
Haruko: Who turned out teh lights? Me: (ignoring her) Cilissa Yung reporting, Mailson please turn on teh lights. (all teh lights turned on and When I looked at Haruko she all of a sudden had her nurse outfit on) Haruko: How did that happen? Me: teh computer is voice activated, that way no one could access teh information unless it was one of us. Haruko: Who made this? Me: Drew Fasic. Mailson please dial Rosco Olin's number. Haruko: Who's that? Me: Its Drew's most recent alias. (I hear Drew's voice answer teh phone) Drew? Its Cilissa. Drew: Oh thank god, you won't believe what showed up at my house just a few hours ago it was.... Me: ONe of teh Tin Tens? Drew: How did you know? Me: They came to me right after you called me, have you heard from Tanya? Drew: Peter said he had. Me: I told you Drew, Peter died I saw teh pictures, teh autopsy report, everything. He was in a car accident right after we split up. Drew: Then who have I been talking to? Me: I don't know, but I'm at teh tower now. Look I need to you to find Tanya and come here ok? Drew: Are you sure its safe? Me: No, but at least I have teh advantage of Mailson. Drew: Ok I'll get on it. Me: And Drew? Drew: Yes? Me: Be careful Drew: I will, I'll see you soon.
Haruko: So what do we do in teh meantime? ME: Wait.
Random quote: teh last time I tortured somebody there weren’t even chainsaws- Angelus
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 17:03:21 GMT -5
Well, perhaps THIS will help-ta' "inspire" ya'....... Spike Speigel rushed into Count D's Petshop [in SPITE of his "usual" misgivings--CD tends to give him teh willies, always SMILING at him in a way that makes Spike feel as if he's being "appraised" somehow--*shudder!*], with a worried look on his face and his green rupert, Broccoli, in his arms........ "Uh....Count D...um....I THINK something's "wrong" with Broccoli--he won't EAT and he's acting kinda' sluggish, won't......."you know"...like usual [Spike *blushes!* FURIOUSLY at THIS "admission"--*ahem*]--and he's getting REALLY FAT, even tho' he refuses to eat anything!" Count D merely glances at teh happily purring rupert--who seems QUITE "content", actually--and says with a smile-- "Oh, my Dear Spike [Spike *flinches* at THAT!], there's nothing WRONG with your little Broccoli! Your little rupert..."friend" is merely PREGNANT, is ALL!" "PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!??" yells Spike, then looking down at teh VERY happy lil' green rupert, and APPARENTLY jumping to conclusions about "WHO" teh "OTHER PARENT" might BE, carefully puts Broccoli down on teh front counter JUST before he FAINTS, dead away.........! CD calmly looks over teh counter at Spike, now sprawled on teh floor ["Such a HANDSOME young man!" he thinks to himself...], shakes his head sadly and says with a *sigh*.... "Oh, DEAR! That's EXACTLY teh reaction that Mr. Midvalley HAD when I told him that his Lil' Pinky was PREGNANT, too! I NEVER got to tell EITHER of them that THIS is how ruperts reproduce when they fall in wuv with ANOTHER rupert--BOTH ruperts get pregnant!--it DOESN'T MATTER what SEX they are, since ALL ruperts are capable of giving BIRTH, and apparently Lil' Pinky and Broccoli MET and fell MADLY IN wuv with each other SOMETIME during Stampers' and and that "lovely" Daniels' Reception......! Isn't that RIGHT, my little Dear...?" this he asks teh purring Broccoli, who PURRS even LOUDER as CD pets it's green fur..... "Well, I GUESS I can't leave Mr. Spiegel just LYING THERE on teh floor--might "frighten" teh pets....!" Count D EASILY picks up teh limp Spike in his arms [Ahh...so HANDSOME! Pity he's not "interested"--has that lovely Faye....!"], and carries him to Robin's old bedroom, putting him next to teh still "out-like-a-light" Midvalley lying sprawled on teh large bed.....Count D pauses a moment, admiring teh good looks of BOTH young men now "sharing" teh bed--"*Sigh!* It's REALLY "not Fair" that NEITHER of them is "available" right now...I REALLY AM feeling kind of....."lonely"......." He leaves, shutting teh door behind him...... Spike mutters, "Faye...stop calling me "Fuzzy"!" and rolls on his side, facing away from Midvalley, who, in RESPONSE to this "disturbance" rolls TOWARDS Spike, snuggling up to his back and flinging an arm OVER Spike's side! "Mmmmmm.....Gren...I LIKE your new aftershave....what Is it...!?" Okay, P-cat--wanna' "finish" THIS!? Well, I'll try! Spike snuggles in closer to Midvalley. "Mmmmm, Faye, your aftershave smell nice too . . . . . . . " Spike and Midvalley both open their eyes and saw who they were speaking to. Just then, Count D ushers in Faye and Gren. "Why, yes! They are both still here! I'm afraid that teh information they were seeking was a bit too much for teh poor dears! I placed them in here to recover." They all stop in teh doorway, staring at teh two men holding each other in teh bed. Spike and Midvalley jump outta bed onto opposite sides of teh room. "Now Faye, it's not what it looks like," stammers Spike. Faye just stares at him, tears forming in her eyes. "Well, now I know why it's taken you so long to notice me!" she wails, "I'm not your type!" She runs sobbing from teh room. Gren is in shock. "What are you doing? I thought I was teh man you wanted! Now it seems you wanna play teh field!" "No, no! That's not what happened! I thought he was you!" moans Midvalley. "A likely story!" Gren stalks from teh room. "Oh dear!" said Count D, "It seems I've just caused more problems!" He points at Spike and Midvalley, who were about to go out teh door, "You two stay put! Sit down and wait for my return!" Count D sweeps from teh room with Q-Chan fluttering around his head. "Kyu! Kyu! Kyu!" chatters Q-Chan. "Yes, yes, I know a made a mess of things! I let my desires overwhelm my common sense!" said CD. "I musn't let my feelings control me like that! Imagine, putting those two in teh same bed! What was I thinking?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, how's that for a beginning?
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Post by Peanutcat on Aug 5, 2004 17:05:48 GMT -5
RATS! I GUESS I "missed" her! Oh, well--if no one "volunteers" to "finish" this story by tomorrow evening, I'll just "tie it up", myself, then...... Hey! give me some time! Insperation doesn't always srick like lightening, you know! Or spelling, or grammar, or anything . . . . . . . . And also, I've been having a hard time getting around this board this last hour or so. Keep getting that "Too Many Connections" message, so give me a break already!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 17:16:15 GMT -5
Well--after spending MOST of teh day YESTERDAY [glow=red,2,300]PUKING MY GUTS OUT!!!![/glow], TODAY, I woke up without a BIT of "morning sickness", and have been just FINE--stomach-wise, at least--HOWEVER, my feet have swollen up, my back aches--AND I'M STARTING TO "SHOW"--ALREADY!!!!
*Grrrrrrrrrrr......!!!!!!*
DAMN "ALIEN" PREGNANCIES!!!!!
DANIEL [tryin' HARD NOT-ta' SMILE]: "Yes, Dear....."
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 17:17:18 GMT -5
Has anyone else noticed how damn right creepy teh new opening page is.... "Dododo I think I will get on proboards".......-Me "OMFG WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT SON....IS THAT A MAN!!!!!"-Mom "FUCKING PROBOARDS"-Me *Note... It didn't quit go down like that because it was my mother and she doesn't swear..and I won't in front of her...so...it was a little less vulger. My mom has teh famous "What are you doing? (with much emphasis on teh ing in doig) And then I stammer out, Me: er, umm, I'm just reading teh message boards... Mom: You mean you're in a chat room Me: No its not like that Mom: Oh so you're not talking to complete strangers that might wanna track you down, kidnap you, and make them into their own personal wuv slave??? Me: Yes, i mean no..... huh? Mom: See they're already brainwashing you, before I know it, I'll go to check on you in your room and your bed will be empty, teh window will be open, and there will be muddy footprints all over teh floor! Me: Mom, I think you're over-reacting.... Mom: Hmph! Get off teh computer before I call your father! Me: Like Dad really cares.... Mom: *look that could kill a yak from two hundred yards away.... with mind bullets* ME: Ok ok I'm off.... sheesh! Mom: Oh and sweetie...? Me: Yes? Mom: I wuv you! Me: *look that truly shows how much me and my mom are alike* (Yea thats me and my mom in a nutshell) Random Quote: Lets not fight, lets just rip -Deb
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Aug 5, 2004 17:18:43 GMT -5
Hey! give me some time! Insperation doesn't always srick like lightening, you know! Or spelling, or grammar, or anything . . . . . . . . And also, I've been having a hard time getting around this board this last hour or so. Keep getting that "Too Many Connections" message, so give me a break already! Hey, take ALL teh time ya' NEED!
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Post by isa2525 on Aug 5, 2004 17:21:48 GMT -5
Dojima: Fira....I think that this baby wants to tell me something... Fira: Why you say that.... Dojima: Her daddies name is now burning....in teh scales that are growing on me!!!! Fira: Your child will be a seer....thats rare among Red Dragons...she will have enormous power once she aquires her crystal. Dojima: Yes well can you do something about this...it really hurts! Fira: Yes here you go...rub this on it. Random Quotes: "Over teh lips and into teh gums...LOOK OUT TESTICLES HERE I COME!" "All this time spent keeping people from having sex is wearing me out. Now I know how teh Catholic church feels, BIZA!" -Stewie (Family Guy) OUCH! So I'm sure Ace is definitly gonna get teh... "*explodes into a shower of kebob sized chunks of meat* I HATE YOU! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?! IF I EVER SURVIVE THIS PREGNANCY I WILL KILL YOU!" beating (or something like that) RQ: (From Tombstone) Billy Clanton: Why, it's teh drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double. Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.
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