Lirin
Fresh Depends
I'm Crushed With teh Thought That I'll Make You Blush
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Post by Lirin on Jun 14, 2004 13:47:15 GMT -5
MV and I were talking Sunday and decided that Zazie was suffering from New Baby Syndrom *Ie Legato and Naraku were ignoring him* so we decided to take him fishing. teh area where I am moving to has a lot of fishing areas and MV and I scoped out a fishing area before so we decided to take him to this lake about 15 miles outside my new town. We found a spot and started to fish. First cast and Zazie gets a fish. He was very happy. My first cast I caught a fish too, but it was teh same fish Zazie had caught *what kind of fish gets caught twice in ten minutes?* *We throw back our fish* Midvalley though, was on fire. He was catching fish left and right. Apparently he used to fish on Gunsmoke *though I do not know how, I think that follows teh lines on how Vash got his Salmon sandwhiches* Anyways, while MV was catching teh whole entire like, Zazie and I where catching teh small fish, I caught three Blue Gills, while Zazie caught one Blue Gill and two Perch. I stopped counting on how many fish MV caught. Afterwords we had a picnic lunch and MV had to boast about all of his fish and somehow teh conversation turned into markmenship. He was boasting again that he was teh best shot, so I challanged him. We go to a shooting range, rent a few rifles and start our contest. *Zazie was to young so he had to sit in teh car* 20 targets each. MV's total, 15. Mine i hit all 20. I finally beat MV is something though he said it was due to none pratice until i told him that I havent fired a gun about 8 years, that shut him up. *I grew up in Wyoming, every child there knows how to fire a gun, i started target shooting when I was 5* SO we go outside and find Zazie outside teh car with teh radio blaring country music and Zazie fishing out a beer from teh container. It was his second one. MV just laughed while I took teh beer and dumped it and reminded Zazie once again that it is against teh law for children to drink achohol. Cyn *Gone Fishin*
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 14, 2004 13:52:00 GMT -5
I DO Like it! I DO!!!!! THANKS SO MUCH, Peanutcat!! Yay! I'm glad you do! Now if my graphics program was working at home, I could have 'cleaned' that pic up a bit for ya!
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 14, 2004 13:56:06 GMT -5
Ain't Xerblade a cutie! ;D
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Lirin
Fresh Depends
I'm Crushed With teh Thought That I'll Make You Blush
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Post by Lirin on Jun 14, 2004 14:12:15 GMT -5
Have fun, yeah Gojyo was arrested for obcenity, figures huh? After MV, he is my favorite character. Your right episode 14, he does make a good babysitter!! Cyn PS Have fun with your appointment
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 14, 2004 14:15:47 GMT -5
I'm making breakfast this morning while checking up on my e-mails. "Now exactly why does this Stampers woman wanna know what we did last night?" asked Lorne, reading over my shoulder and sipping coffee.
"I don't know. I guess it's because she's a woman in wuv and want's everyone to be that way." I said. "Well, she's not gonna get all teh details, that's all I can say!"
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 14, 2004 14:27:25 GMT -5
We fer'give ya! [And WHATTAYA' MEAN, Alucard doesn't give Stampers such a hard time--jus' be'cuz' I DIDN'T mention da' time I woke up ta' find him "innocently watching" me while I SLEPT! (It was da' night Vic spent inda' park wid' Gren, otherwise he prob'ly WOULDN'T'VE DARED, da' CAD!)-- ME [VERY indignant--ESPECIALLY since I KNOW he was starin' at me NECK!]: "N' WHAT brought THIS on, Pray TELL!?" ALUCARD ["apologetic", ifn' "fangy" grin--]: "Well, my DEAR Delicious One, you WERE "complaining about "sleeping ALONE", WEREN'T you!?" ME [EVEN MORE INDIGNANT!!--ifn' possible...]: "Yah, IN ME MIND, Ya' NOSY Pervert!!!!" A-course', da' REAL reason I was so "hot n' bothered" by da' whole thing is that I'd jus' woken up from-a' VERY "erotic" dream involvin' Daniel ina' kilt n' "Old Spice", n' Ol' Fangs-a-LOT KNEW abou' it, I COULD TELL! [Does "explain" why Danny had FANGS inda' dream, tho'.......!] Well, he doesn't give you a hard time that I know about. Right now he's getting a kick outta reading some of my old magazines I have in there. I hear him chuckle and give an ocasional tisk, but I'm not gonna inqure what he's commenting on even though my curiosity is starting to get teh best of me.
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 14, 2004 14:29:34 GMT -5
Oops..... um sorry Moral: Never write a post from a different thread when you are dead tired and somewhat confused PS Think you can figure this one out, it was very popular around 1985....... If you can get One Night in Bangkok you can get this!! Cyn *lala land, more later* Argh! Now this is gonna drive me crazy. I guess I hafta listen to more of my 80's station. I mean, for Pete's sake, they even play "Rock Me, Amadeus" about twice a day!
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Post by snapdragon76 on Jun 14, 2004 14:32:03 GMT -5
PART 2---- "MISS MEGUMI!!!!" Sanosuke yelled, bolting up-right in teh bed--he then tried to get outta teh bed as QUICKLY as POSSIBLE, ONLY, in his "PANIC!", he got a bit "tangled-up", and ended by hitting teh floor, face-first, RATHER HARD!! SANOSUKE [*GROAN!* That HURT!]: "WHAT just HAPPENED??!!" MEGUMI [tryin' NOT-ta' laugh--he looks so FUNNY with his butt in teh air like that!]: "Uh....You FELL outta MY BED, Sano.....Were you in a "hurry" to get somewhere?" SANOSUKE [sitting up and rubbing his bruised and ALREADY "sore" head...]: "WHAT was I "DOING" THERE!?" MEGUMI [givin' him a *wink!* and a "foxy" smile--]: WHAT do you THINK you were "doing" in MY bed, Sano? What do MOST people "DO" in BED, Hmmmmmm.........??!!" SANOSUKE [covers his face with one hand and *groans*...]: "Oh, NO! I've REALLY "done it" THIS time, haven't I---Ohhhhh..........!!!" MEGUMI [sounding a lil' "offended"]: "Well, REALLY, Sanosuke Sagura, it wasn't ANYTHING to be "ashamed" of--you WERE quite "GOOD", really!!!" Sano sits on teh floor a while longer, his face in BOTH hands, contemplating his "Fate"--Megumi gets outta bed and comes over to kneel on teh floor in front of him [Sanosuke is too "distraught" to realize that not only is she STILL in her clothes, but that HE is STILL wearing his "undies"]-- MEGUMI [takes Sano's hands in hers and looking into his unhappy eyes--]: "Sano, WHAT'S "wrong"?" SANOSUKE [grabs her hands in his and looks EARNESTLY into her face...]: "Megumi, I'll DO teh "HONORABLE" THING--I WON'T be a swine and ABANDON you, I PROMISE!!" MEGUMI : "What?"
SANOSUKE [he MEANS it, noda!]: "Miss Megumi, I KNOW this isn't teh "right way" to DO this, but.......Megumi, will you MARRY me!?"
MEGUMI [VERY SURPRISED!!]: "WHAT!!??!!"
To be Continued............... Uh, Sano, most people sleep in bed. Dirty dog, you.
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 14, 2004 15:06:41 GMT -5
Uh, Sano, most people sleep in bed. Dirty dog, you. And THEREIN "lies" da' "RUB", ifn' you'll EXCUUUUUSE-da' "Excrutiatin'" pun!!! [I figure Sanosuke, like LOTS o' other people inda' 1800's, isa' "trifle" IGNORANT on sum' o' da' "details" o' Human Reproduction--I'm NOT sayin' he DON'T KNOW "what" goes "where", jus' that he PROB'LY believes a great deal o' superstitious "rubbish" abou' it ALL, ESPECIALLY pregnancy.....!] ALSO, remember, he JUS' woke up wid'-a' AWFUL HANG-OVER, after a night o' COMPLETE drunkeness--he has NO "idea" jus' WHAT he might've done!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 14, 2004 15:15:48 GMT -5
Well, he doesn't give you a hard time that I know about. Right now he's getting a kick outta reading some of my old magazines I have in there. I hear him chuckle and give an ocasional tisk, but I'm not gonna inqure what he's commenting on even though my curiosity is starting to get teh best of me. HELPFUL HINT: DON'T let Alucard anywhere NEAR da' TV--he'll DRIVE-ya' NUTS watchin'-da' most GOD-AWFUL GARBAGE imaginable!!! [N' THAT was BEFORE he "discovered" da' Three Stooges!!! *Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!*]
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 14, 2004 15:20:43 GMT -5
Count D sweeps into teh kitchen as Lorne and I are enjoyng breakfast(and each other). "Peanutcat! What have you done with Leon? He didn't come home last night and it's time for him to get ready for work and his bed hasn't been slept in!"
"Count, Leon's a big boy and can take care of himself." I said. "Why not go teh petshop and play with teh ruperts or something and leave me--"
"Us!" said Lorne.
"--us alone."
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 14, 2004 15:28:49 GMT -5
I'm making breakfast this morning while checking up on my e-mails. "Now exactly why does this Stampers woman wanna know what we did last night?" asked Lorne, reading over my shoulder and sipping coffee. "I don't know. I guess it's because she's a woman in wuv and want's everyone to be that way." I said. "Well, she's not gonna get all teh details, that's all I can say!" WHAT!!?? NO "details"!!?? OH, da' CRUELTY!!!!! Oh, Well....... Can we "assume" that Lorne will be STAYIN' wid' YOU from now on!?
Oh! What abou' Leon!!
[When he woke up inda' Lobby da' smorinin', he n' Gunn were "spoonin'", at least that's what a rather DISGUSTED Zel said!]
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 14, 2004 15:33:03 GMT -5
Count D sweeps into teh kitchen as Lorne and I are enjoyng breakfast(and each other). "Peanutcat! What have you done with Leon? He didn't come home last night and it's time for him to get ready for work and his bed hasn't been slept in!" "Count, Leon's a big boy and can take care of himself." I said. "Why not go teh petshop and play with teh ruperts or something and leave me--" "Us!" said Lorne. "--us alone." GEEZ!! P-cat!!!! AGIN'!!!?? AFTER ALL LAST NIGHT!!?? [Whoah! I'm IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!--So's LORNE, I'll BET!!!!] ;D
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Post by Peanutcat on Jun 14, 2004 15:33:57 GMT -5
GEEZ!! P-cat!!!! AGIN'!!!?? AFTER ALL LAST NIGHT!!?? [Whoah! I'm IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!--So's LORNE, I'll BET!!!!] ;D Heh. So'm I!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Jun 14, 2004 15:36:51 GMT -5
Ain't Xerblade a cutie! ;D YEPPERS!!! Why'd-ya' think I wanted him inda' calendar!?
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