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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Nov 9, 2004 1:34:10 GMT -5
Heh, makes me wanna make a character Do so! It's fun! If you don't mind being turned into a gay man that is ^_^
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Post by XerBlade on Nov 9, 2004 1:36:46 GMT -5
Name: SuperBladeMan Age: -250 Gender: hermaphrodite (making me immune to gay making powers, HA!) Outfit: Red overcoat Weapon: An infinite number of katanas and a gun. Ability: Super speed and teh ability to kill anyone instantly in 24 different ways. Plus immune to all damage (weapon and ability don't match because restricting creativity is just asking for your RP to be crappy) Physical Description: Giant, muscley bad-ass sleek stylish ninja robot cyborg with spikey hair. History: Has had a very hard life. And, though is exceptionally skilled at killing in many ways, refuses to fight or attack anyone. So all battles will be endless, Muahahahaha!
And that is 2 paragraphs, because I say it is. Yes, it is. Shut up already, that is 2 paragrpahs. Paragraphs are defined by teh author, after all. What, are we in middle school English class? No, teh teacher doesn't define that, and no there is no set definition.
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Post by nastygirl on Nov 9, 2004 2:03:21 GMT -5
Name: SuperBladeMan Age: -250 Gender: hermaphrodite (making me immune to gay making powers, HA!) Outfit: Red overcoat Weapon: An infinite number of katanas and a gun. Ability: Super speed and teh ability to kill anyone instantly in 24 different ways. Plus immune to all damage (weapon and ability don't match because restricting creativity is just asking for your RP to be crappy) Physical Description: Giant, muscley bad-ass sleek stylish ninja robot cyborg with spikey hair. History: Has had a very hard life. And, though is exceptionally skilled at killing in many ways, refuses to fight or attack anyone. So all battles will be endless, Muahahahaha!
And that is 2 paragraphs, because I say it is. Yes, it is. Shut up already, that is 2 paragrpahs. Paragraphs are defined by teh author, after all. What, are we in middle school English class? No, teh teacher doesn't define that, and no there is no set definition. You cant do that! THATS G-modding. Dont make me kick your ass for not following teh rules of this thread. teh rest sounds fun though...
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Post by XerBlade on Nov 9, 2004 2:07:16 GMT -5
You cant do that! THATS G-modding. Dont make me kick your ass for not following teh rules of this thread. teh rest sounds fun though... It's okay to be immune to all damage if I have a weakness to balance it though, right? heh (I can't do damage either) And I did that on purpose anyway. Broke as many rules as I could in as crazy ways as I could, heh.
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Post by ChibiMizuTenshi on Nov 9, 2004 9:27:09 GMT -5
Gender: hermaphrodite (making me immune to gay making powers, HA!) Outfit: Red overcoat
Come on! Ya know you wanna be a gay man ;D Besides, you can't fight in teh GAY Mortal Kombat without being gay...or at least be hit on ^_^ And...what's underneath that read overcoat of yours? *raises eyebrow* Do I need to tell Laura on you!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 9, 2004 16:30:10 GMT -5
Okay, I can no longer RESIST! I GOTTA' "play"!!!
Name: Ethel Typhoon [YOU'LL learn WHY, soon ENOUGH!]
Age: One does NOT ask a "Lady" ABOUT SUCH THINGS, Impudent Whippersnapper!! *Snort!*
Gender: Guess!
Outfit: What I USUALLY wear--black slacks and "Trigun" t-shirt, with "sensible" shoes, of course!
Weapon: "Mr. Fryin'-Pan o' DOOM"--disguised HERE as "teh Princess Fairy-Wand o' Happiness!" *PRANG!* Be HEALED of all yer' "Gay" Perversions!!!
Ability: To make EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING and "Just get ALONG", DAMMIT!!! [Or does I hafta' "muss" ya's UP!?]
Physical Description: Non-descript fat lady....er...I MEAN, "Pleasingly PLUMP"!
History: Well, let's see.....I started out as a "gleam" in me Father's eye--there was a LOT of *giggling*--then I was born in a small town in Kansas about 45 years ago--OH! You DON'T mean THAT "History"!? [Well, WHY didn't ya' SAY SO, ya' TWERPS!! Go and CONFUSE an Ol' Lady, will-ya'!? Why I OUGHTA' *Smack!* ya' SIDEWAYS, I oughta'!]
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Wicked Clown
Soiled Depends
Walk into teh darkness...
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Post by Wicked Clown on Nov 9, 2004 16:31:22 GMT -5
Name: Herpe Age: 18 (just old enough to have sex) Gender: Male Outfit: Leather chaps, leather vest, little cowboy hat Weapon: A very long, wet, hard, throbbing, juicy, vibrating 'rod' Ability: Bitch Slap, Thrust of Fury, Mastebat--er--Termenator... (hehehe) Physical Description: A very built body, lot's of makeup, great thighs and ass, tall History: Been in 150+ gay/bi porn movies and a blackbelt in Gay Kwon Doe
((Thanks to whoever changed teh title. ^_^))
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Wicked Clown
Soiled Depends
Walk into teh darkness...
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Post by Wicked Clown on Nov 9, 2004 16:35:13 GMT -5
Wow, guys, great job completely destroying and making fun of this guy's RP (and I mean it, I would never be caught dead making one like this). Heh, makes me wanna make a character No worries "mate". (Hahaha!) This thread has gone to gay bloody hell already. If you can't beat 'em, then "beat" them. (Hehehe) Just enjoy it. It really is fun. But maybe we should go along with teh plot...while keepin' it rea--gay.
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 9, 2004 16:35:40 GMT -5
This thread outta be against de law!
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 9, 2004 16:46:16 GMT -5
This thread outta be against de law! Oh, YER' JUST JEALOUS!!!
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Post by Peanutcat on Nov 9, 2004 16:47:57 GMT -5
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 9, 2004 16:52:01 GMT -5
No worries "mate". (Hahaha!) This thread has gone to gay bloody hell already. If you can't beat 'em, then "beat" them. (Hehehe) Just enjoy it. It really is fun. But maybe we should go along with teh plot...while keepin' it rea--gay. Oh, there IS a plot?
Oooooooh!!! Can I SEE yer' Vibrating Rod, young.......um...whatever.....!?
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Wicked Clown
Soiled Depends
Walk into teh darkness...
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Post by Wicked Clown on Nov 9, 2004 17:09:20 GMT -5
Oh, there IS a plot?
Oooooooh!!! Can I SEE yer' Vibrating Rod, young.......um...whatever.....!?Yeah, it's in teh first post. But, after everything went gay and wild, people ignored it. But speaking of hitting... *thrusts rod up your ass* OH GOD YEAH!! * theme song plays* Cum cum cum cum! Cum cum cum cum CUUMMM! Now for teh Mastenebaterminator! *rubs rod and shoots ooze out at you* ((Ok...maybe I shouldn't be so graphic....))
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Post by stampededtyphoon on Nov 9, 2004 19:20:53 GMT -5
Yeah, it's in teh first post. But, after everything went gay and wild, people ignored it. But speaking of hitting... *thrusts rod up your ass* OH GOD YEAH!! * theme song plays* Cum cum cum cum! Cum cum cum cum CUUMMM! Now for teh Mastenebaterminator! *rubs rod and shoots ooze out at you* ((Ok...maybe I shouldn't be so graphic....)) *Nyeah!* Ya' MISSED! [Eh, PROBABLY, yeah....]
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Post by Doose of the Pink Panties on Nov 9, 2004 19:41:37 GMT -5
Thweetie, you can't turn it if it hath already thwitched thides. But you could uthe a little rouge. *rifles through handbag* *produces pink compact of pink (what else?) rouge* FIGHT! Whaaaaaat?!
You want me to wear THAT shade of pink with THIS tank top?!
You BITCH!!
I'll sssscratch your eyesss out!!
*pounces*
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